The end of the world~

Chrissie

SO! The world is totally ending tomorrow and you are ALL GOING TO DIE. ~~Except for me. Because I am awesome like that.~~ So how are you spending your last day on Earth? Or if you don't believe in such a terrible prediction, how would you spend it if you were 100% sure it was your last day in this world?

! Personally today I spent my day with my friend, walking around the town like usual, I ate ice-cream and wore my (currently) favorite dress. ^^ Not a bad day, if I say so myself. BUT… I wish I could've at least made out with someone before the world totally went boom. -3- Hmmm.. Not too late to knock on my neighbor's door, is it? :ninja:

Discuss.
waits for thread to get instantly locked. :x
Before I click 'Submit New Thread' and I get a slap on the hands from random people ( :'C ), I shall leave you these words from dear Socrates (Socrates' apology by Plato):
"For no one knows death, nor if it happens to be the greatest gift for humans, but yet, they fear it as if they know well that it's the greatest evil."

I am totally sure it fits here somehow.

Dervish

Well. If this is my last day on Earth, then I have a slice of cheesecake with my name on it, I believe.

Calories be damned.

Cyan D. Funk

By Sunday me and Hank Williams will be sharing a beer.

Nami

… I would like to fuck.

Pochipochi

die .

Chrissie

You are going to do that anyway pal! Pick something eeeelse! Preferably something impossible so that you feel depressed before you go.

Pochipochi

I'll… kill you!

Chrissie

Then eat my corpse? C'mon! That's not original! Where's your originality HH?

Nia

I would break a lot of laws, that's for sure. Law studies be damned.

@Nami:

… I would like to fuck.

And that. That too.

Crossword

Hm, wonder if this coincides any with the US hitting the debt ceiling earlier in the week.

What would I do if this really were the last day before the end of the world? Probably something rather illegal, base, out-of-character, or all three. And not bother with returning a DVD I have with me to the library.

THE SEA

Studying.

While hoping Kintaro will defeat Jesus and save the world.

Dervish

@Crossword:

And not bother with returning a DVD I have with me to the library.

Oh hey, that reminds me. I need to watch Black Swan tonight, in that case.

I've waited weeks to see that film, I'd hate to be snuffed out before I had the chance to enjoy it.

Dryish

Should tomorrow be the last day of my life, I would spend most of the day doing whatever I find fitting and/or want to do, and when the moment comes, I would sit down on the ground, look up to the sky and welcome death with open arms. Oddly enough, for some time now, I have had this genuine curiosity towards death and dying (not that I'd be ready to throw my life away, no), so I'd have nothing in particular against the world suddenly coming to an end.

I feel sorry for those who really believe in things like this..

Johnny B. Decent

Didn't this nut try this in 1994 on about the same month? Well, I guess if you keep throwing shit at the wall, it can stick to fools or people who want a Fist of the North Star-style end, I guess.

Nobodyman

You know, it was really inconsiderate of God to have the world end on the day of my college graduation.

Wagomu

I would make sure I was responsible. Also blast the hell out of some doom metal. Also LSD.

Nobodyman

Actually, it's already May 21st in about 1/3 of the world and nothing so far. Did he specify the time zone?

dirt monkey AL

@Nobodyman:

You know, it was really inconsiderate of God to have the world end on the day of my college graduation.

inserts metaphor pertaining to the rest of your life

Chrissie

@Nobodyman:

Actually, it's already May 21st in about 1/3 of the world and nothing so far. Did he specify the time zone?

I'll let ya know in 1 hour… 'xept if -dramatic pause- I am dead. DON~

Smudger

What's with all the depressing threads lately?

THE SEA

Graduation and/or any ceremony related to the educational system never meant much to me since I study more outside school anyway.

@Smudger:

What's with all the depressing threads lately?

All follow your footstep.
http://apforums.net/showthread.php?t=30082
http://apforums.net/showthread.php?t=32898

Nobodyman

@Smudger:

What's with all the depressing threads lately?

Says the guy who started the Saddest Animation Scene thread.

EDIT: DAMMIT SEA!!!!!

Chrissie

But.. Smudgie. It's a thread made by me. How can it possibly be depressing?

goty

@S.C.:

Didn't this nut try this in 1994 on about the same month? Well, I guess if you keep throwing shit at the wall, it can stick to fools or people who want a Fist of the North Star-style end, I guess.

Yes…it's actually impressive how he manages to fool a few ignorants not only once, but twice.
As usual, the web makes things worse this time.

@Smudger:

What's with all the depressing threads lately?

Depressed people in my internets?! It couldn't be..

Smudger

I started it all in truth.

Pain, suffering and papercuts….all invented by me.

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@Chrissie:

But.. Smudgie. It's a thread made by me. How can it possibly be depressing?

Because I did it first Bwahahaaa!!

Flux

For fuck's sake I'm gonna miss Doctor Who.

Chrissie

Damn you Smudgie!!

Gliblord

It's not the end of the world tomorrow, it's just the Rapture. We've got a nightmarish seven years of Tribulation to look forward to before the end. Which will include a third of the world's population getting killed by the beast's legions, and insane chimeric monstrosities and hordes of locusts causing massive bloodshed. You'll be completely hoodwinked by the Antichrist despite knowing all of this already, but if you're one of 144,000 Jewish males you're in luck!

Personally I think it'll be worth it to watch John of Patmos swallow a scroll whole.

Sniper King

But…Sunday's my birthday!!

tigerlilly

But the Incas said it's gonna be 2012!
I feel betrayed.
Gotta find some dolphins and swim with them and then go parachuting.
Or go parachuting with doplhins. There's not much time left afterall…

Crossword

Seven years fighting off the unholy hordes of Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Apollyon will certainly put some hair on your chest, if nothing else.

Sniper King

@Crossword:

Seven years fighting off the unholy hordes of Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Apollyon will certainly put some hair on your chest, if nothing else.

It better!
I'm blank right now!!

Smudger

@Chrissie:

Damn you Smudgie!!

If I were an animal…

Chrissie

…I love that prank idea.

Gliblord

Let it be known that no where in the Bible can the Rapture be found, and the idea is very recent (19th century recent).

So if you ever happen to argue with a literalist you have that interesting bit of ammunition. Also, Revelation totes mentions Hades.

Nia

@tigerlilly:

Gotta find some dolphins and swim with them and then go parachuting.
Or go parachuting with doplhins. There's not much time left afterall…

That's a very good idea.

Md-Martin

The worlds ending and this season of The Office ended on a cliffhanger. Well I'm pissed. screw it….even if it doesn't end I'll still be pissed.

I'm just gonna chill and watch movies. Screw the world, the media's were it's at.

Chrissie

Hades is a cool bloke.

Also I don't want hair on my chest ;-;

Gliblord

Considering all the dozens of times the failures of their endtimes predictions didn't deter Camping and his ilk in the slightest, I'd put my money on "Revised date in the near future." Fuckers never learn.

Johnny B. Decent

@Crossword:

Seven years fighting off the unholy hordes of Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Apollyon will certainly put some hair on your chest, if nothing else.

Well, now that college is out for the summer, I guess it's a better summer job that working with the Salt River Project again.

@Gliblord:

Also, Revelation totes mentions Hades.

But, Hades isn't a evil God. That's more of Cronus and Typhon's realm.

Chrissie

…Well.. It's midnight and I am still on earth... Dammit :c

Nami

MugiMikey

@Nobodyman:

Actually, it's already May 21st in about 1/3 of the world and nothing so far. Did he specify the time zone?

Apparently it's going to "sweep" the world time zone by time zone when they hit 6 PM.

Chrissie

6PM? Why 6PM? Can't it be 7PM?

sanji499

What will you do ?

Nami

Gliblord

It's obvious it's not going to be the Rapture tomorrow.

Instead it'll be the Happening.

Johnny B. Decent

Oh, if you were kind of a bad person but you kill a bunch of demons in the war, do you get something like a new car if your survive, or go to heaven if you die? Because, I think's a pretty good tradeoff.

Nami

Badass SnoCone

What? The world's not ending tomorrow.

[hide] It's just the Rapture! The end's not until October 21![/hide]