Lol, yeah, that's true. I don't go by "I can eat this" vs "I can't eat this", I go by "if I eat this I die" or "if I eat this I will get an immobilizing pain that can last for up to 30 hours" vs "if I eat this my bowel activity will increase and my stomach will hurt quite a lot". There's a… slight difference there. :P
And no, wolfie, I have nothing against Lactose. In fact, I'd be very glad if I could have a regular intake of Lactose. People of Lacto ethnicity just don't like my body very much, and my body thinks they're evil invaders that need to be jailed by shutting down all the escape routes that, sadly, include all my blood vessels and respiratory organs.
Broccoli is fine, though. I don't like it very much, but there's nothing wrong with it either.