hopefully this one gets a chuckle….
**One day God calls down to Noah and says,
"Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark".
"No probs fella, anything you want - after all you're the guv'nor".
But God interrupts,
"Ah, but there's a catch son. This time, I don't want just a couple of decks… I want 20 decks - one on top of the other".
"20 DECKS!!" screams Noah "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Shall I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"Yep, that's right, well... erm... sort of right. This time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers.
"Fish?" queries Noah.
"Yes, fish. Little things.. that swim in seas and stuff. You know 'em. Well, actually, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp... wall to wall, floor to ceiling...... CARP!"
Noah looks to the skies.
"OK God, me old mucker. Let me get this right then geez, you want a New Ark?"
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"
"And you want it full of Carp?"
"But why?", asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether.
"I dunno really... I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".**