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This is a cool thread that I saw in an old forum. Here are the rulez:
1. Tell a joke. (?'s, yo mama, any joke.)
2. If it's an ? joke, answer it before you post your own joke.
3. When a joke is said, say your comment then use your own if you like.
4. LYAO!! :laugh: 
Here we go!!
What did God say when he created black people??
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Too bad I'm bad at jokes.
"I create everyone in my own image, I give everyone unique colors of their skin"
What happens if you shallow a bullet?
hey hey hey! What about my ?. Oh well, nevermind that then.
: He says, "oops I burned oneā¦"
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hey hey hey! What about my ?. Oh well, nevermind that then.
: He says, "oops I burned oneā¦"
"Trumbleweed pasts by" Ah that's not funny, that's an insult.
This isn't a question joke, so I'll tell it in its entirety.
**A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small step ladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"**
Looks at audiance oooo, tough crowd.
A teacher asks "Tell me who invented the bow and arrow??" "The cavemen!!!" gary cried enthusiastically.
"Cavemen?? And what do you suppose prompted cavemen to come up with the bow and arrow??
"Erā¦somebody kept stealing the wheel??
To Usopp: hahhahahahahahhaahaahahahahah!! Good one.
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Now that's funny except that it's dirty
Looks at audiance oooo, tough crowd.
A teacher asks "Tell me who invented the bow and arrow??" "The cavemen!!!" gary cried enthusiastically.
"Cavemen?? And what do you suppose prompted cavemen to come up with the bow and arrow??
"Erā¦somebody kept stealing the wheel??
I think you need to stop making jokes because it's not funny. I don't mean rude just how I saw it
please dont souble post!!! Good one Ussop with a pushpop
hopefully this one gets a chuckleā¦.
**One day God calls down to Noah and says,
"Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark".
Noah replies,
"No probs fella, anything you want - after all you're the guv'nor".
But God interrupts,
"Ah, but there's a catch son. This time, I don't want just a couple of decksā¦ I want 20 decks - one on top of the other".
"20 DECKS!!" screams Noah "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Shall I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"Yep, that's right, well... erm... sort of right. This time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers.
"Fish?" queries Noah.
"Yes, fish. Little things.. that swim in seas and stuff. You know 'em. Well, actually, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp... wall to wall, floor to ceiling...... CARP!"
Noah looks to the skies.
"OK God, me old mucker. Let me get this right then geez, you want a New Ark?"
"Check".
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"
"Correct".
"And you want it full of Carp?"
"Oh yes".
"But why?", asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether.
God replies.
"I dunno really... I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".**
No rasistic or discriminating joke!
I'm closing this topic, and if you want a new one, which follows the rules, feel free to do so.
