A crazy man narrates Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. He gets a few of the facts wrong-ish, however, and exagerates others. It is 35 chapters in length.
Harry is always drunk, the narrator mistakes Snape for a girl, and Hermione has an incredibly brief death scene, if that's any indication.
Its really hard to explain.
@RobbyBevard:
A crazy man narrates Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. He gets a few of the facts wrong-ish, however, and exagerates others. It is 35 chapters in length.
Harry is always drunk, the narrator mistakes Snape for a girl, and Hermione has an incredibly brief death scene, if that's any indication.
Its really hard to explain.
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Oh god I love this narrators voice.
I just keep laughing at his random one liners.
"dumbledore accepts the swattled child like the delicate button of an atomic bomb"
Also for some reason I keep think Gilbert Gottfried is doing the narration.
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Uncle gigglesnort lol
Also the endless digs at the gringotts goblins is priceless.
Oh god, my sides would hurt if I didn't just wake up…
For I have a problem.
I can't laugh if I just woke up.
This is fucking hilarious.
"in an effort to cheer harry up, hagar decides to tell harry the tale of his parents death."
Wizard People Dear Reader is one of my favorite things in the world, but it really bums me out that the only versions on youtube are from the first recording and not the second, much better one.
Classic stuff right there. Brad Neely is truly a man of legends.
"I am a beautiful animal. I am a destroyer of worlds. I am Harry fucking Potter. And dear reader, at last the world was quiet."
Oh my god, this is brilliant.
The narrotor reminds me of one of my classmates..
This is hilarious! XD
Robby just google Wizard People, Dear Reader and the first result should be Illegal Art with mp3s right on the site. The "text" is largely the same but his delivery is better. The quick way to tell the difference is that the second recording doesn't have any background/ambient noise.
Brad Neely is an insane genius. If you liked this, check out babycakes and professor brothers…
"He is at the last strands of sanity. His mind is swollen and visible behind his retinas." I love Ronnie the Bear much more than Ron Weasley.
