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      Pass the Popcorn around and take a seat. Make sure to silence your Cellular Telephones. This be the thread for discussing the latest Blockbusters to hit the Big Screen. Rather than a dozen different threads for a dozen new movies, the purpose of this thread is a condensed version to discuss recent motion pictures. Let the little Critic in you out and post your own reviews and thoughts on Theater flicks that you've seen recently and which films you would recommend to others (post a trailer, if possible) as well as which films you're looking forward to in the future. Enjoy the Show!

      Of the movies currently playing, I myself am eager to see Guillermo del Toro's latest Horror Thriller Don't Be Afraid of the Dark. If the trailer is anything to go by, 30 Minutes or Less looks to be a fun action-comedy; but I might wait for it to be on rental though. Lastly, Shark Night looks decent as a theater flick, and appears to have pretty good graphics on the sharks, but I wish it wasn't only in 3D. 3D tends to distort the picture quality of you're not wearing the glasses.

      Trailers of said movies below.

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      Originally Posted by MDL

      Someone married their stepmom and then got murdered?

      Sounds like he used a monkey paw to make a porno story come true.

      Then the curse of the paw eventually killed him.

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        I can dig this.
        I saw Our Idiot Brother on Sunday. It was decent, not too gripping but the movie makers knew what they were doing and cared at least somewhat about the quality of the film. A nice slice of life kind of thing.
        Also saw 3 trailers that caught my attention. The Tower Heist: This one does look like it could be good, but it has Eddie Murphy in it. Bleh. How Does She Do It: It seems it's about the life of a stressed out mom. Looks interesting enough. Dirty Girl: I have high hopes for that one.
        That said, Adam Sandler's next movie not only looks stupid, but also like a wasted opportunity.

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          I honestly am dying to see "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark". It looks so good. I'm not big on jump scares, with the whole 'under the blanket' scene, but the tension…the atmosphere. I'm digging it.

          I'd post other movie's I'd like to talk about, but I gotta go to bed....and ATTEMPT to be a responsible adult. =(

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            Really wanna see the Ryan Gosling film "Driver", has gotten some really good reviews and the trailer looks very interesting.

            "You'll never leave this world alone…"

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              I saw 'The Devil's Advocate' for the first proper time a few nights ago. Pretty great film. Pacino was amazing.

              Same for Da Vinci Code, I absolutely loved it. Can't understand why the critical reaction was so negative. Other than the topic being controversial. Thought it was amazing, it gripped me the whole way through, and I was watching from bed. Great cast, and to the people who're like "I found it boring" … how many modern day films do you see with the premise of finding Jesus' living heir? O_o

              Went on to watch Angels & Demons as well, naturally.

              Originally Posted by sanji499

              I wonder what was Bale's reaction when the stunt double broke the imax camera?

              Originally Posted by Silvers Rayleigh

              In the United States we don't have much manga around, specifically One Piece, and mainly the newer chapters - Jan 2011

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                I watched The Bucket List yesterday. I dont know how well it did at the Box Office, but I thought it was pretty moving, nice philosophical film with great performances by Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson. Oh, and I guess Im not the only one who wants to see Don`t be afraid of the Dark", huh?

                @Flux

                I`ve only seen the sequel so far, but that was pretty good. (uhh, the sequel to Da vinci Code, not Devils Advocate😆)

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                  I really liked Don't Be Afraid of the Dark. I had watched the original before I saw it and it is a really good remake. I don't understand why Guillermo felt that he needed a little girl in the movie but it works I suppose. Anyway go see it if you haven't.

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                    Shark Night looks incredibly stupid. Wasn't there a movie just like that a year ago with piranha's anyway? Ugh.

                    So we discuss movies in general? I'll just say that I watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes a week or two ago and I was really surprised at how much I dug it. I've never watched a Planet of the Apes movie before that one, but it didn't matter because it was really a great flick. Might've been the best movie of the summer movie season for whatever that's worth.

                    Edit: And of course: 3D!!!

                    My Hero Academia is my favorite manga series right now. At least so long as the high of its greatness remains. United States of Smash.

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                      You really should check out the original Planet of the Apes movies. I liked every single one of them.

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                        @Sakonosolo:

                        You really should check out the original Planet of the Apes movies. I liked every single one of them.

                        Even the second, and the last one?

                        Originally Posted by sanji499

                        I wonder what was Bale's reaction when the stunt double broke the imax camera?

                        Originally Posted by Silvers Rayleigh

                        In the United States we don't have much manga around, specifically One Piece, and mainly the newer chapters - Jan 2011

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                          Yes.

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                            Seeing as this is a movie discussion thread, I'm gonna discuss an old favorite. Letters from Iwo Jima.

                            What a glorious film. Truly, truly glorious. Absolutely ground-breaking story-telling. The Japanese soldiers of World War II are not portrayed as soulless kamikaze fanatics but deeply emotional human beings? The American soldiers are portrayed in a negative light? A film that actually makes us question your country's conduct in a war that no one has ever questioned? Absolutely fantastic film. Truly one of my most favorite. THIS is the kind of film we need more and not generic, soulless muck like Avatar. It's a shame that the only reason any studio would accept such a drastic film is because of Clint Eastwood's name. I'm just happy at how well it was received by critics and audience alike (for the latter, again unfortunately it might be solely due to Clint Eastwood's name) because it truly deserved every bit of praise it got.

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                              How many of your posts contain the term "generic tripe"?

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                                  I know this is intended for discussing films already watched, but is there anyone stoked for the new Kevin Smith movie Red State?

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                                  Looks like a good flick for what it is. Great cast on top of a fun script, too. Plus Jon Goodman. Jon Fucking Goodman.

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                                    @Thousand:

                                    old favorite

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                                    Letters from Iwo Jima

                                    Does not compute.

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                                      @Thousand:

                                      Seeing as this is a movie discussion thread, I'm gonna discuss an old favorite. Letters from Iwo Jima.

                                      What a glorious film. Truly, truly glorious. Absolutely ground-breaking story-telling. The Japanese soldiers of World War II are not portrayed as soulless kamikaze fanatics but deeply emotional human beings? The American soldiers are portrayed in a negative light? A film that actually makes us question your country's conduct in a war that no one has ever questioned? Absolutely fantastic film. Truly one of my most favorite. THIS is the kind of film we need more and not generic, soulless muck like Avatar. It's a shame that the only reason any studio would accept such a drastic film is because of Clint Eastwood's name. I'm just happy at how well it was received by critics and audience alike (for the latter, again unfortunately it might be solely due to Clint Eastwood's name) because it truly deserved every bit of praise it got.

                                      Agreed hard. I didn't finish that film but I am so glad that Eastwood decided to actually portray a U.S. adversary as actual human beings. So, so refreshing! I rather like Eastwood as a director, he honestly turned out to be more memorable as a director than an actor!

                                      My Hero Academia is my favorite manga series right now. At least so long as the high of its greatness remains. United States of Smash.

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                                        Well, just saw Don't Be Afraid of the Dark and Shark Night 3D last night, so time to give my reviews.

                                        Don't Be Afraid of the Dark: Excellent movie. A very well-paced top-notch horror film, I greatly enjoyed it and definitely jumped more than a few times. All the characters were really meshed out so you could feel sympathy for them, and the acting was great, especially on Sally's part. Some scenes were also really tense and you could just feel the raw emotion coming from the actors. A 9/10 Movie & a definitive must-see. The only gripe I had was with the climatic ending where:

                                        ! Kim was taken. Very sad. I really wanted the Homunculi to take that asshat father instead, he was really useless the entire film and never really did anything noteworthy in my book.
                                        ! Also, I had to chuckle a bit at the very ending, for those who saw the movie you'll get the joke.
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                                        Shark Night 3D: 0/10 right off the bat. You know how bad you're probably thinking this movie will be? It's actually worse. Horrible movie in soooooooooo many ways I don't even. How did this make it into the theaters? Such a huge difference between this film and Don't Be Afraid of the Dark. The acting was below-par, and practically every scene was so rushed that you never get any time to bond with any of the characters and feel NO sympathy whatsoever when they start dropping like flies. The pacing was really crap. And don't even get me started with the sharks. Don't even @%$!.

                                        Sure the graphics were okay, but it's like the director couldn't decide which type of shark to use in the film so he said "Fuck it, let's use all of them." I am not kidding. Within the 1 & 1/2 hour movie you get: Thresher Shark, Bull Shark, Hammerhead Shark, Mako shark, Cookie Cutter Shark, Tiger Shark, and of course the Great White. NONE of these sharks were the least bit believable, flying 15 ft. into the air and shit.

                                        It angers me to no end the way they portrayed sharks as mindless killing arrrrghh! Horrible! This is NOT how sharks act AT ALL! This crap is giving the masses the wrong impression! Did you know that when Jaws came out it actually set off a large scale hunting frenzy, literally killing of thousands of sharks for no other reason than because a bunch dumb-ass people couldn't separate real life from what they saw in a fuckin' movie?

                                        Sharks have it bad enough as endangered, misunderstood predators with a terrible public relations image without seeing their serial-killing stardom drowned out by hammy acting and torture-porn villainy.

                                        Bottom Line: DON'T GO SEE THIS MOVIE! WASTE OF MONEY!!

                                        Originally Posted by MDL

                                        Someone married their stepmom and then got murdered?

                                        Sounds like he used a monkey paw to make a porno story come true.

                                        Then the curse of the paw eventually killed him.

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                                          My rest to see "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark" just amplified.

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                                            @Insider2000:

                                            My rest to see "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark" just amplified.

                                            👅 👅

                                            Originally Posted by MDL

                                            Someone married their stepmom and then got murdered?

                                            Sounds like he used a monkey paw to make a porno story come true.

                                            Then the curse of the paw eventually killed him.

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                                              @Mr.333:

                                              Well, just saw Don't Be Afraid of the Dark and Shark Night 3D last night, so time to give my reviews.

                                              Don't Be Afraid of the Dark: Excellent movie. A very well-paced top-notch horror film, I greatly enjoyed it and definitely jumped more than a few times. All the characters were really meshed out so you could feel sympathy for them, and the acting was great, especially on Sally's part. Some scenes were also really tense and you could just feel the raw emotion coming from the actors. A 9/10 Movie & a definitive must-see. The only gripe I had was with the climatic ending where:

                                              ! Kim was taken. Very sad. I really wanted the Homunculi to take that asshat father instead, he was really useless the entire film and never really did anything noteworthy in my book.
                                              ! Also, I had to chuckle a bit at the very ending, for those who saw the movie you'll get the joke.
                                              ! http://oi52.tinypic.com/ajkpdd.jpg

                                              Have you seen the original?

                                              ! It opens and ends with them talking about being released soon except at the end it includes the voice of the woman.

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                                                @Sakonosolo:

                                                Have you seen the original?

                                                ! It opens and ends with them talking about being released soon except at the end it includes the voice of the woman.

                                                No, I haven't seen the original, but:

                                                ! The creatures and Kim talking about being released soon and waiting for their next victim soon reminded me of this meme.

                                                Originally Posted by MDL

                                                Someone married their stepmom and then got murdered?

                                                Sounds like he used a monkey paw to make a porno story come true.

                                                Then the curse of the paw eventually killed him.

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                                                  So I saw The Green Mile.

                                                  It was…okay. First thing I want to say, Shawshank Redemption is by far the superior film hands down. With that said it was an interesting character driven movie but it was a bit clumsy fraught with a lot of silly moments, and dumb stereotypes and cliches. John especially was quite a piece of work. On the one hand, his character on paper is pretty...bad. Extremely cliche big guy with the mind of a child. Lenny did it first and he did it best sans the magic gimmick. On the other hand, the way Michael Duncan played him made it work to the point where he was likable and sympathetic though he did get grating at times. Tom Hanks was the best naturally. All the prison guards were great. Their antics were worth the movie alone. Really I think the magic angle made it suffer a bit, it would have been a far stronger movie if it was just about the life on death row. That and again, it had some very tiresome cliches and really got silly at times. But eh, what can you expect from a Stephen king novel.

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                                                      One film I'd like to recommend is Citizen X, a made for TV film released back in 1995. The movie is a true story about a Russian serial killer who killed over 50 women and children and how the attempts to capture him were impeded by the corrupt and inefficient bureaucracy of the Soviet rule. It's a really fascinating and well-made movie.

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                                                        Watched Memento again last night, damn it is an amazing movie, probably in my top 10 of all time, from start to finish you are just hooked and you have to be paying attention the whole way, it isn't one of those movies you can be half paying attention to. Also the fact that the movie is told in reverse (don't worry it is easy to follow) makes it even more genius.

                                                        ! I think the best part about it being in reverse is that characters that you initially feel sympathy for like Leonard and Natalie turn out to be the bad people and Teddy who we think at the start is the bad guy turns out to have been trying to help all along, although he isn't completely good considering he was using Leonard's disability to his advantage.

                                                        An amazing movie, if you want a smart movie that is quite original and very entertaining then I highly recommend Memento, directed by Christopher Nolan.

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                                                          A really good movie.

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                                                            I watched Kung Pow: Enter the Fist for the first time this weekend.

                                                            Wii-U-Wii-U-Wii-U!

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                                                              Wasn't sure where else to post this, but here's Roger Ebert's review of Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (honestly, I didn't even know they had made a movie till I saw this review).

                                                              http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20120229/REVIEWS/120229974

                                                              This is my favorite part:

                                                              @Roger:

                                                              There is a scene in this film where a character is defecated on by several people at the same time, and I dunno … I didn't enjoy it.

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                                                                Been getting into the Hitchcock's this week.

                                                                Psycho is amazing. I could watch that film again and again and I'm not even a fan of that genre at all. Watched the sequels too (only because I love the character and Anthony Perkins acting, I mean what they did with him by the end of the second? boooo)

                                                                Vertigo and The Birds (didn't like the open-ended ending but the birds themselves were a really scary 'villain' as it were.)

                                                                And Rear Window was good as well. Nice ambiguity throughout of whether we're supposed to follow James Stewart's theories or is it really that simple? Currently watching Mr & Mrs Smith.

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                                                                I wonder what was Bale's reaction when the stunt double broke the imax camera?

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                                                                  @Kitsune:

                                                                  I watched Kung Pow: Enter the Fist for the first time this weekend.

                                                                  Wii-U-Wii-U-Wii-U!

                                                                  Ahahahahahaha, that is the most epic movie in all of cinema, isn't it?

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                                                                  Someone married their stepmom and then got murdered?

                                                                  Sounds like he used a monkey paw to make a porno story come true.

                                                                  Then the curse of the paw eventually killed him.

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                                                                    Kung Pow is one of those "guilty pleasure" movies. Yes, it's horrible. But if you can turn your brain settings down a bit it's pretty damn funny.

                                                                    On the subject of guilty pleasure movies, if anyone listens to podcasts I highly recommend Film Sack. http://filmsack.com/ Sometimes the movies they talk about are classics, but they're mostly cheesy action/sci-fi/fantasy stuff of the past.

                                                                    Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa

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                                                                      Been getting into the Hitchcock's this week.

                                                                      Psycho is amazing. I could watch that film again and again and I'm not even a fan of that genre at all. Watched the sequels too (only because I love the character and Anthony Perkins acting, I mean what they did with him by the end of the second? boooo)

                                                                      Vertigo and The Birds (didn't like the open-ended ending but the birds themselves were a really scary 'villain' as it were.)

                                                                      And Rear Window was good as well. Nice ambiguity throughout of whether we're supposed to follow James Stewart's theories or is it really that simple? Currently watching Mr & Mrs Smith.

                                                                      Psycho was amazing. You could write tons of books on this film. Its scary WITHOUT being gory.

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                                                                        Wasn't sure where else to post this, but here's Roger Ebert's review of Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (honestly, I didn't even know they had made a movie till I saw this review).

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                                                                        This is my favorite part:

                                                                        You know, I don't usually wish bodily harm and suffering upon anyone but tyrannical dictators.

                                                                        And yet, with Tim and Eric…

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                                                                          Heh, this thread will be useful to me.

                                                                          Over the past few weeks, I've recently been on a huge movie watching splurge where I find as many movies that I should have watched but haven't watched as possible as well as some other random movies that i really wanted to see. I guess I could give some quick analysis for each one…if I can remember them all. So here we go in chronological order:

                                                                          Contagion: About the only smart disaster movie I've ever seen (fuck you Roland Emmerich for ruining the genre). Tightly written movie that played the premise as straight as it could be played which I actually found refreshing since I'm personally kinda sick and tired about how every movie tries to force twists into the plot.

                                                                          Groundhog's Day: Very charming movie. Truly one of Bill Murray's best movies if not the best. To take this character and put him into such a fantastical situation and seeing how he comes to terms with it going through stages of denial then exploiting his new environment then getting downright suicidal then finally accepting his situation and just deciding to make the best of his situation and help as much as he can even if it was ultimately pointless as everything resets in the end. Then the absolute joy he has when everything went back to normal? A very interesting character study and a very heartwarming movie. My one nitpick is how effin stupid the whole premise is. A day repeats itself because....of what? It was never explained. What was it? Magic, the spirit of groundhog's day? I realize that there isn't supposed to be an explanation and it wasn't the point of the movie but blegh, it bugged me how much unexplained it was. But minor nitpick.

                                                                          Citizen Kane: Yes, I'm an uncultured yob, never seeing the greatest movie of all time till now. Well I have now and...it was pretty different from what I imagined it'd be. It was fantastic, make no mistake. Not gonna say it was my favorites of all time but it's like Nausicaa, my mind can appreciate the technical genius but my heart cannot. The thing is I was expecting more of a focus on Kane's battle with the mass media and how it instead slowly broke him down but that was actually something that was quickly glanced over and it was more of a study on his whole life in general and all the facets of it both personal and political and it was extremely interesting, just I was kinda hyped up for something else entirely but that's my own fault for having expectations. The cinematography was superb, Orson's acting was superb (his breakdown when his second wife left was so heart-breaking), the plot...was pretty simple actually but it's to be expected as the great writing was of course the characters especially Kane, one of if not the most interesting, multi-faceted characters I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing. There was some really interesting symbolism, I admit I missed the camera angles were Kane was shot to look larger than life and I had no clue what the mirrors meant till I watched the NCs bum review of it after. Then I was like Doh, of course the mirror is a reflection of the soul! Watched too much sci-fi making me equate it with dimensional travel or something lol. The ending was very heart-breaking, I had been spoiled about what Rosebud was before but I didn't understand what it meant till I saw it in context with the sleigh being burned. Then it just crushed me. He just regretted what he became and wanted those simpler times back. At least that's how I interpreted it. Minor nitpick, the movie should have ended with the sleigh burning not panning out with some grandiose music and his castle in the background but I guess that's how movies were made in that time, with a bombastic flair.

                                                                          Phew this wasn't as easy as I thought. I'll post more later, I watched a ton.

                                                                          Expect later reviews on Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Princess Bride, Blues Brothers, Star Trek (the J.J. Abrams one), Star trek: Wrath of Kahn, The Shining, Shutter Island, Ed Wood, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Alien.

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                                                                          Ferris Bueller's Day Off: I was pretty hesitant about this movie because it seemed like a Grease type of movie and I hated Grease. Plus it was written by the same guy who did Flubber and Home Alone 3. But it's Roeper's favorite film so I gave it a shot. And I liked it. Quite a bit. I just liked how we got this wacky world of high school antics which though cliche never came off as obnoxious or mean spirited and was actually relatable especially to teens. Hell, I'm a 4th year University student and I could so relate. I liked the fact that the protagonist was so aimless, he was a devilish bastard with the way he kept manipulating everyone especially his concerned parents who he exploited for as much as he could but I liked him dickery and all. He was just so into life, he simply wanted to enjoy it as much as he could. While I was kinda miffed about poor Rooney who we had to boo and hiss at just for doing his job, I give the movie a pass on that because a) Rooney was personally relishing at the chance to get Ferris and b) I had no preconceptions on Ferris being the good guy, I was siding him just for being fun. But yeah, fun movie.

                                                                          The Princess Bride: Loved, loved, loved this movie. It was such an incredibly refreshing subversion of the fantasy genre, I really appreciated it. Great characters, I loved them all except Vizzini who I hated but hey, he died pretty early on so that's fine. I loved the writing, I loved how a movie aimed so clearly for children could still be so smart and mature. And I love Inigo Montoya who has to be one of the greatest badasses ever. Just a great movie.

                                                                          Blues Brothers: This movie was...big. Think that's the best way to describe it. It was so flashy and over the top with huge musicals every other scene and tons of car wreckages (all real cars btw), I shudder to think the budget this film had. But it was worth it because it made for a very memorable film. I just love the two main characters and how they took every crappy thing that happened with all the people who wanted to get them in stride. The apartment they're in blows up and they just walk out. They're being chased by the entire police force and military and they just rush on to to pay their check. They know they're fucked, they don't care, they just wanna finish what they set out to do. And when they caught, they do a rock concert in prison. Badass. The constant musicals got a bit annoying at times but all the songs were great at least. Also the scene of the guys running over the Illinois Nazis has to be one of the most hilarious things I ever saw in cinema.

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                                                                            Star Trek (2009): This was pretty much my first Trek experience. Of course I knew all the popular pop culture references but I was going into this movie pretty much an Average Joe. And I think it helped my opinion of it as I wasn't fettered about consistencies in the Star Trek universe and could treat it as its own movie. And it was a fun action flick. It had its flaws of course. It had an absolutely horrendous villain. Bland, boring, under-motivated, forgettable villain whose actions made no sense. Had some dumb, pointless scenes (Scotty in the pipes comes to mind), some stupid plot holes (really Kirk just had to bump into Old Spock of all places?). But it had a lot of other things going for it. Good characters (even though they came off as too immature and cliche at first), well choreographed action scenes, good effects. It was an action film through and through. And there's nothing wrong with that, there wasn't anything overtly stupid enough to ruin that experience which is what counts.

                                                                            Star Trek: Wrath of Kahn: First of, I wanna say it's pointless to try and compare this with new Trek. They're completely different beasts with completely different audiences, production values, styles etc. They have different things going for them. With that said, I preferred Wrath of Kahn more. It had a fantastic villain. Far, far better villain. it's quite easy to compare them as they have the same motivation, revenge. The difference is that you can see where Kahn is coming from, you could relate to him even if not agree with him. He was smart, he was clever, he was civil, he wasn't just random crazy terrorist who scowled a lot, and yet that made him a far more engaging and threatening villain. More importantly, you could see where he was coming from, how he was struggling with his severe hatred and how he acknowledged it was consuming him yet persevered anyway because he had nothing else even when given the option of starting a new life. Then there's the famous death scene which was so heart-breaking. I knew it was coming (and that it wouldn't be permanent) but it was still touching all the same. Plus the interesting space battles and well done character study on Kirk coming to terms with his age and whether he still has a place on the Enterprise and accepting a no-win situation made for a more memorable film.

                                                                            The Shining: This was a…unique film. And I'm not sure I liked it so much. I'll start with the pros first, it had fantastic acting to be sure. Jack Nicholson was chilling in his performance. And it had fantastic cinematography. The maze with all the shadows and how the camera zoomed behind the kid was breath-taking in its beauty and the tension it set up. And I'll always laugh my ass off at the scene where Jack Nicholson is falling down in the maze and we immediately pan to him frozen stiff. Technique wise, I liked this film. My main problem was with the story. The thing that mostly annoyed me was Jack Nicholson's descent to madness. There was never any real good explanation for it, we were just supposed to accept it as dark magic or something and it just didn't allow for anyone to undertsand the character and his turmoil making for a far less interesting film. Not that I'm saying anyone could relate to such a character. Who could relate to someone who wants to kill his wife and child? But I was interested in at least examining what could drive a man to do something like that yet we never got that, it was just the place was evil or something. Also I think the film overstepped the bounds it should have taken between the supernatural and the psychological the line being when some unknown force freed Jack from his imprisonment. Then that just made for some hokey story-telling. But I guess it's hardly Kurbrick's fault. It's Stephen King, what can you expect?

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                                                                              The book the Shining did a better job of explaining why Jack goes insane, I think, but the movie was already rather long, so they really couldn't have added any more stuff into it. They also cut out a lot of cool scenes like the one where the hedge animals are chasing Jack. The movie is much better than King's own miniseries though.

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                                                                                The book the Shining did a better job of explaining why Jack goes insane, I think, but the movie was already rather long, so they really couldn't have added any more stuff into it. They also cut out a lot of cool scenes like the one where the hedge animals are chasing Jack. The movie is much better than King's own miniseries though.

                                                                                Fair enough. It's a personal gripe anyway, I'm not sure if anyone else has that problem.

                                                                                Anywho, continuing my reviews:

                                                                                Shutter Island: I was really hating this movie throughout. The story seemed nonsensical and pretentious with a lot of stuff not making any sense and rife with cliches. Then the twist happened and well…I have never seen a movie turn around so much in the last act. Just like that, all the major plot holes were sealed and the annoying paranoia cliches were under a whole new light. It's just when you see everything that happened before with the new knowledge at hand, it does turn out to be a completely different movie and I was impressed. The ending itself was also quite touching and fitting with Leo choosing to end his suffering than continuing in his madness. With that said...what was the point of the exercise? How is it treatment to reinforce one of your patient's delusions? That's a pretty stupid idea if I ever saw one.

                                                                                Ed Wood: The story of one of the worst directors of all time...was an interesting one to say the least. I wasn't too into it at first but as it went on, i couldn't help but be fascinated at how one man could be so incompetent, so insane, so completely botch things up. Like a train wreck, I couldn't look away. The schemes he came up with and how he just wouldn't stop trying.... I really liked the black and white style as well as how the whole movie felt like a cheap Ed Wood flick. The best part of the movie has to be Bela Lugosi. Wonderful character, a poor old man at the end of his line who so wanted to be somebody... to matter again and not just be this trash to be forgotten. Really felt for that poor old man. Him and Ed's concern for him were easily high above everything else. Also I cracked up during Ed's meeting with Orson. He sounded so much like the Brain, yes I know the brain is based off Orson but...Kane sounded nothing like that. Also I couldn't help but imagine if the Orson in the movie actually saw one of Ed's movies, he would go in his most stern, condescending voice "Fuck chasing your dreams, you suck".

                                                                                2001: A Space Odyssey: Another Kubrick film and my favorite so far (I've seen the Shining and A Clockwork Orange). My favorite part of the movie has to be the first twenty minutes. I know it's just a bunch of monkeys living their dull lives and there wasn't even any music but...it was so fascinating. It felt so real and primal and the costumes were so good. The space scenes were pretty good too, the effects were amazing and could in my opinion hold their own with effects today and this movie was released in 1968! I love how all the space scenes were completely silent representing the desolateness of space. HAL was amazing, truly one of the most cold hearted monsters in cinema and so quotable! "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that" said in the most monotone voice imaginable. My one but pretty major problem with the movie was the last ten minutes which were fucking stupid. I'm sorry but those last ten minutes were just self-indulgent and the effects weren't even up to scratch compared to the rest of the movie. And we wrap it all off with a giant wide eyed fetus baby in space...-_- I get that the point of the movie was the evolution of man and the progress of human life. It's why we started with the monkeys and that Dave getting older was supposed to be a metaphor for the progress of life and evolution and that the giant fetus baby was supposed to symbolize reincarnation and a great new beginning, I did my research. But at the end of the day...it's a giant flying, big eyed fetus baby orbiting the planet. That's stupid.

                                                                                Alien: I...was really not impressed by this movie. But I admit it might be my fault, I may not be affected by horror. There has never been a horror that ever scared me and I've seen the big boys like Exorcist. Or maybe it was because I was mostly spoiled about the alien's design and that everyone other than Ripley dies? I dunno, i wasn't impressed. And there was some pretty banal story telling like Robot Ash or how people kept chasing after that fucking cat resulting in them or their crew mates getting killed. And I found the deaths to be pretty lame, most of them being off-screen and thus devoid of any real impact at least for me. Still there was some good psychological mind fuckery that I was impressed with, great playing with the shadows, the alien was pretty freaky and Ripley is such a great character. A female character not defined by her sex, the fact that she's a women is only a secondary feature, she's a human first and a badass one at that. And she's so hooooot. Sigourney Weaver in those panties…. Ahem but yeah great character, the payoff at the end was also satisfying. I'm watching Alien 2 right now and I'm already loving the hell out of it far more. great set up with the colonists, will post a review of it later. I really wonder how Ripley is gonna cope with all those aliens when just one wiped out the entire crew and the ship needed to be blown up and it needed to be ejected out into space and blown up by the engines to be killed. Not gonna bother with 3 and 4 since I heard they suck balls.

                                                                                And that's them done, phew.

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                                                                                  I'm not sure how much you looked up for the ending to 2001 but I didn't find it stupid at all.

                                                                                  ! The book goes into much more detail, after Dave goes through the portal, he's taken by aliens and the room he's in is a sort of zoo where the aliens can observe him for the rest of his life. He literally sees himself get older, and then like you said, when he dies he's reincarnated into a superhuman being. I recall something about a nuclear weapon orbiting Earth in the novel as well, but nothing in detail. I highly suggest reading the book, because it's much more in depth.
                                                                                  That being said, I'm glad you enjoyed it, it's one of my favorite movies and probably my favorite sci-fi movie ever.

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                                                                                    I'm not sure how much you looked up for the ending to 2001 but I didn't find it stupid at all.

                                                                                    ! The book goes into much more detail, after Dave goes through the portal, he's taken by aliens and the room he's in is a sort of zoo where the aliens can observe him for the rest of his life. He literally sees himself get older, and then like you said, when he dies he's reincarnated into a superhuman being. I recall something about a nuclear weapon orbiting Earth in the novel as well, but nothing in detail. I highly suggest reading the book, because it's much more in depth.
                                                                                    That being said, I'm glad you enjoyed it, it's one of my favorite movies and probably my favorite sci-fi movie ever.

                                                                                    ! The monolith was a gateway to aliens? I thought it was just a giant stone which was a tribute by advanced civilizations wishing luck for evolving species (which begged the question why was there one buried in a desert planet?). I didn't even get what happened to dave in the end, maybe this particular monolith had some weird energy that did crazy shit? It'd make far more sense if aliens physically did that to him but it wasn't really depicted well at all by the movie. I suppose the book explains things far better. But still…giant fetus baby in space...as metaphors go...

                                                                                    Really great movie though.

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                                                                                    Alien 2: Much, much better than 1. This is what I was hoping for 1 to be. It had interesting, memorable, great characters and fun dynamic interactions, much more interesting set up, really did well in building on the premise from the last movie. The non-alien bits were so engaging. Sigourney Weaver was great (especially in those panties hur hur hur). But she really was a fantastic protagonist. Her depression about losing her daughter and latching on to Newt instead, her overcoming her traumas to kick some alien ass. But she was not the only good character, I actually CARED for all the characters and whether they lived or died (except for fucking Hudson who can rot in hell, the annoying twat). And the action was insane, non-stop heart pounding galore. And it just kept ramping up and up and up. You know a movie is insanely good when the climax is Ripley facing off against the Alien Queen in a fucking mecha suit! This movie was truly the Die Hard of Sci-Fi movies and Ripley is the John McClane of women (or more like John McClane is the Ripley of men, amirite?!).

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                                                                                      ! The monolith was a gateway to aliens? I thought it was just a giant stone which was a tribute by advanced civilizations wishing luck for evolving species (which begged the question why was there one buried in a desert planet?). I didn't even get what happened to dave in the end, maybe this particular monolith had some weird energy that did crazy shit? It'd make far more sense if aliens physically did that to him but it wasn't really depicted well at all by the movie. I suppose the book explains things far better. But still…giant fetus baby in space...as metaphors go...

                                                                                      ! I wish I could find a copy of the book online to quote but I can't, so this is all from my memory and may be wrong. Basically, after HAL kills everyone on the ship and Dave escapes in the pod, he falls into a portal (which is shaped like a monolith) that is orbiting Jupiter. The whole trippy part in the movie with all the colors is the entire knowledge of the universe being revealed to Dave as he is transported across the universe. He ends up in the hotel room, which is an environment built by aliens for him to live in. The book goes into a lot of detail about the place, like there being a lot of soda cans in the fridge that only have like green liquid in them because they didn't know anything more about them than the outside of the cans. Dave spends the rest of his life there, "seeing" himself grow older until he's on his death bed. The (or a) monolith appears to him just as he's dying, and he's evolved into a superhuman being.
                                                                                      ! Here's a quote from Kubrick about the movie:
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                                                                                      ! > No, I don't mind discussing it, on the lowest level, that is, straightforward explanation of the plot. You begin with an artifact left on earth four million years ago by extraterrestrial explorers who observed the behavior of the man-apes of the time and decided to influence their evolutionary progression. Then you have a second artifact buried deep on the lunar surface and programmed to signal word of man's first baby steps into the universe – a kind of cosmic burglar alarm. And finally there's a third artifact placed in orbit around Jupiter and waiting for the time when man has reached the outer rim of his own solar system. When the surviving astronaut, Bowman, ultimately reaches Jupiter, this artifact sweeps him into a force field or star gate that hurls him on a journey through inner and outer space and finally transports him to another part of the galaxy, where he's placed in a human zoo approximating a hospital terrestrial environment drawn out of his own dreams and imagination. In a timeless state, his life passes from middle age to senescence to death. He is reborn, an enhanced being, a star child, an angel, a superman, if you like, and returns to earth prepared for the next leap forward of man's evolutionary destiny. That is what happens on the film's simplest level. Since an encounter with an advanced interstellar intelligence would be incomprehensible within our present earthbound frames of reference, reactions to it will have elements of philosophy and metaphysics that have nothing to do with the bare plot outline itself.
                                                                                      ! Also, the monolith they find is on the moon, not a desert planet.

                                                                                      Edit: You can also read the summary of the novel on Wikipedia if you want.

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                                                                                        Ah I see, now that makes much more sense and it sounds pretty nteresting too. Still think it was poorly depicted in the movie though. But whatever, still a great movie.

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                                                                                          I was gonna hold back on posting any more thoughts on movies till I saw a few more so as to not write too many posts but…goddamn did I hate this movie.

                                                                                          Black Swan: Pretentious, stupid, blatant Oscar baiting of a movie. I was hoping for a serious, in-depth psychological character analysis (I'm sure that's what the director thought he was doing...) but instead I just got this mess of a movie. It was just a pretentious director regurgitating a lot of clunky drama and provocative imagery and trying to pass it off as "deep". The tone of the movie was so uneven constantly switching from comical to horrific to realistic to plain stupid. The characters were about as consistent where at times they were interesting and engaging and then just randomly switch to bland, one dimensional caricatures. God, I hated Natalie Portman's character. Stupid, pretentious, Bellaesque character and a whiny, annoying wallflower to boot. I think I actually preferred her character in the Star Wars prequels who though boring, at least didn't piss me off so much and wasn't a completely illogical character. They were so many pointless scenes thrown in for no reason other than shock value and forced drama, the girl screwing herself in front of her mom, the old man on the train, the stabbing cheek scene (which wasn't even shocking as much as it was comical). The CGI was god awful, so fake looking, I facepalmed when her legs started bending because it looked so terrible. Dumb scenes thrown in simply due to the erroneous notion that provocative=deep. The movie just kept derailing more and more as it progressed to the point that it stopped trying to make sense anymore. This movie just pissed me off especially because I hate pretentious movies that try to pass themselves off as being these incredible dramatic masterpieces when they have the emotional depth of little more than a 5 year old. I was looking out for that as I figured it might be that type of movie and boy, did it not disappoint.

                                                                                          There was some good, the dancing and visuals and imagery were beautiful (though the constant mirrors pissed me off, we get it the mirror is a reflection of her soul and a way for her to monitor what she was becoming!), they did some good research on the physical challenges ballerinas face, there were some good emotional scenes. But on the whole, this movie was torture for me.

                                                                                          Now I get that this movie was supposed to be the acid trip of a deranged girl, I'm willing to admit that the fault may lie with me, that I'm just not capable of "turning my brain off" and let myself go into the madness of visuals and imagery. But I'm sorry, there was just so much stupid in it for me to handle. And this movie, in my opinion, would have been so much better if it did away with all the delusional, turning into a swan bullshit and just focused on the physical and emotional stresses of being a ballerina and complex intricacies of the ballet world because those were easily the best part of the movie for me. That and Natalie Portman's erotic scenes hurr hurr hurr.

                                                                                          Ugh, I think I know how Doug Walker felt with Moulin Rouge now.

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                                                                                            All I really know about Black Swan is it evidently rips off Perfect Blue hardcore.

                                                                                            Let's Play Dangan Ronpa!

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                                                                                              Despite overwhelmingly negative reviews, receiving a 48/100 from Metacritic, and a 26% on Rotten Tomatoes, Project X is getting a sequel.

                                                                                              Let that sink in for a moment.

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                                                                                              I've lost all faith in the current generation.

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                                                                                              Someone married their stepmom and then got murdered?

                                                                                              Sounds like he used a monkey paw to make a porno story come true.

                                                                                              Then the curse of the paw eventually killed him.

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                                                                                                Hm, I liked Black Swan…

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                                                                                                  Black Swan? Well, it wasn't my favorite of the best pic nominees last years, but I didn't think it was bad. It's not a movie I'd want to watch very often though because, well, it's depressing as hell.

                                                                                                  And speaking of Oscar nominees, I saw Moneyball a few days ago. Not much I can say about it other than that it was a really well-done sports movie. I mean, I'm not a sports guy at all, so when I movie can get me invested in a subject I have no interest in, they're doing something right. Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill gave great performances.

                                                                                                  [And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
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                                                                                                    lmao @ shittalking Black swan

                                                                                                    The only Oscar bait of '10 was King's Speech.

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                                                                                                      I liked Black Swan as well. shrug There was nothing in the movie that offended my senses what-so-ever.

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                                                                                                        I had two main problems with this movie.

                                                                                                        One the tone was so uneven, it's like the movie didn't know what it wanted to be. It had this deep dramatic atmosphere going that it constantly interjected with pointless comical or horror scenes that break the flow and make it hard to get into and can be just downright tasteless and stupid.

                                                                                                        But more importantly, it just offends me on how pretentious it was. Trying to pass off as this psychological masterpiece when if you look at it closer, it really was not. Scenes that were supposed to be dramatic were marred by hammy acting and came off as comical (scenes with the mother came to mind). Ton of shock value scenes that added little or nothing to the movie, inserted only to give the illusion of depth (Ooh, there's an old man making jerking motions to Natalie Portman on the train, this movie must be deep!", "Gasp, Natalie Portman is jacking off in front of her mom, that doesn't come off as needlessly comical at all!". Really the movie suffers the most is the godawful protagonist. This was supposed to be a story about her transformation, her journey as a character. Yet I couldn't relate to her AT ALL. Which is very bad when the crux of the movie is your protagonist. Yet I could never follow her train of thought, be able to emphatise with her because half the time I did not know what her problem even was or when I did know, she was being needlessly bitchy about it.

                                                                                                        Maybe it is just me, I'm just needlessly nitpicking? But I dunno, I have never watched a movie that pissed me off so much from beginning to end. Other bad movies, I can appreciate that they are bad and just roll my eyes every few minutes. Here, this movie just kept ticking me off with the way it was strutting around, boldy claiming to be better than it was with every piece of over-the-top acting, hammy dialogue and senseless drama.

                                                                                                        I just hate it when movies instead of trying to write some interesting, realistic characters with relatable problems and handle these problems in a… not a logical because human beings are not logical creatures...but at least you should be able to see were they're coming from with their decisions, they opt to throw in a bunch of shocking drama scenes that make little sense, do not cohere at all and do nothing to make the audience connect with the situation.

                                                                                                        But again, maybe it's me, maybe I should have just taken it all with the attitude of "she's crazy so she doesn't have to make sense" but man, what really rubs me the wring way is just how damn over pretentious it was with the drama and shock value scenes that it felt that the director was trying to make me fellate his ego.

                                                                                                        Or to put it in another perspective, look at King's Speech which basically had the same plot with a central character trying to overcome a severe impediment and transform himself into a far better person suited for his role in life. Yet it was so much a better movie because it had engaging characters, problems you could relate to, logical character development that came to a satisfying conclusion, drama that wasn't hammy and over the top but down to earth and realistic. Here? Ugh, this movie would have been SOOO much better if it JUST focused on the ballet instead of throwing in this silly plot with the swan transformation. Then it just came off as a bad Tarsen flick.

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