You people are so cruel, I love it.
Bart Simpson Thread XI: The Movie - The Manga Adaption - The Animation
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It also baffles me that sasuke chose to leave the village early with 1 arm and not wait a couple of extra days to get his arm back. Is he stupid?
Yeah, I realized I really hated that plot device. A character just straight up refuses a chance at getting a new/regenerated/replaced limb for whatever reason. We had variations of it here, in Bleach, in Fullmetal Alchemist, in Fairy Tail and Rave and probably a lot of others I can't remember at the moment.
Even in OP we have Shanks who is still one armed, even if there's a good chance Ivakov might restore it. I know he can't drop everything and go and search for him, but they practically bumped at eachother on Marineford. -
Yeah, I realized I really hated that plot device. A character just straight up refuses a chance at getting a new/regenerated/replaced limb for whatever reason. We had variations of it here, in Bleach, in Fullmetal Alchemist, in Fairy Tail and Rave and probably a lot of others I can't remember at the moment.
Even in OP we have Shanks who is still one armed, even if there's a good chance Ivakov might restore it. I know he can't drop everything and go and search for him, but they practically bumped at eachother on Marineford.What make you think that Ivankov and Shanks have any kind of relationship? Ivankov is a revolutionary that was in prison how many years and Shanks is a Yonkou, so I don't see where is implied any kind knowledge between the two. And who said that Ivankov can make limbs grow?
Where do this plot point appears in Fairy Tail? No, seriously I don't remember.
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What make you think that Ivankov and Shanks have any kind of relationship? Ivankov is a revolutionary that was in prison how many years and Shanks is a Yonkou, so I don't see where is implied any kind knowledge between the two. And who said that Ivankov can make limbs grow?
Where do this plot point appears in Fairy Tail? No, seriously I don't remember.
Don't really want to argue about this point, since it's just an example. I wanted to show how common this trope is, even if my example was a little stretched out. Ivankov is world known after all. What are the odds that none of Shanks' acquintances knows about Ivankov the miracle man? But it won't happen, because Shanks is a one armed man and it has to stay that way.
I'd be really surprised if Ivankov couldn't make limbs regenerate, after all he's shown so far. I imagine there'd be a price, like in Luffy's case. But yeah, I'm just guessing.
In Fairy Tail it's Gildarts. But I just remembered that he did get new prosthetic limbs after a while.
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His way of "atonement".
"Let's see, for attempted murder and toying with the lives of millions of people, I pretty much get off scott-free, I can go pretty much anywhere in the world I want, and I have a broad I can go home to and screw and/or knock up any time I want (and with no commitment). But my arm? …Nah, I'm gonna put off doing that. I think that'll be an adequate amount of punishment.
...Oh yeah, self-inflicted punishment is a legitimate form of atonement, right?"
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"Let's see, for attempted murder and toying with the lives of millions of people, I pretty much get off scott-free, I can go pretty much anywhere in the world I want, and I have a broad I can go home to and screw and/or knock up any time I want (and with no commitment). But my arm? …Nah, I'm gonna put off doing that. I think that'll be an adequate amount of punishment.
...Oh yeah, self-inflicted punishment is a legitimate form of atonement, right?"
Yes, it's not a good way to atone. He could have used that hand to do good in the world. At least he tried, that's too much to ask from an Uchiha not named Itachi.
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And who said that Ivankov can make limbs grow?
Well, he can grow a pee pee where there was a vajayjay…
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@.access:
Well, he can grow a pee pee where there was a vajayjay…
That isn't a limb renewal, its gender changing. He's changing the DNA chromosomes of XY (male) to XX (female). That's in the DNA, growing a limb is not in the human DNA.
And really?
Are we really talking about Iva-chan's powers (and whether or not he could regrow Shanks' arm) in this thread? why? I must have missed how/why it was brought up in a Naruto thread
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Checking the last page should solve that mystery.
Never intended it to go this far. :sad:
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"Let's see, for attempted murder and toying with the lives of millions of people, I pretty much get off scott-free, I can go pretty much anywhere in the world I want, and I have a broad I can go home to and screw and/or knock up any time I want (and with no commitment). But my arm? …Nah, I'm gonna put off doing that. I think that'll be an adequate amount of punishment.
...Oh yeah, self-inflicted punishment is a legitimate form of atonement, right?"
At the very least people can stop being salty about Ay's arm…..oh who the hell am I kidding they'll still dredge that up at every opportunity.
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At the very least people can stop being salty about Ay's arm…..oh who the hell am I kidding they'll still dredge that up at every opportunity.
Is this a word people use? Because all of a sudden I'm hearing it all over the place.
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Is this a word people use? Because all of a sudden I'm hearing it all over the place.
No more wondering if a bro's mad, when you can just label them as being salty, it'll probably lead to them throwing some shade your way though.
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My brother is just rereading Naruto.
He showed me this page, with Guy's funny face.!
Lee's drunk fight with Kimimaro was one of the favorite if not the favorite anime fight of mine (in Naruto).
It's too bad Lee didn't have a chance to fight drunk in part 2.
No… It's too bad Lee didn't have a chance to fight someone at all in part 2.
Along plenty of other potentially more interesting characters.
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…Oh yeah, self-inflicted punishment is a legitimate form of atonement, right?"
Well when nobody wants to do it… He even got a "bang me free of charge" card from Sakura.
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Well when nobody wants to do it… He even got a "bang me free of charge" card from Sakura.
Does that even count?
I mean, Sakura has wanted him tobangnotice/want/love (she wasn't' picky) her since they were 12 (at least). Heck at age 12, she was depressed that he wouldn't notice her because she didn't have anything in the T&A department (her actual thoughts) -
Isn't it symbolic that Sasuke has lost an arm tying in to what he did to A? Kishi, genius writer and master troll. Am I being sarcastic?
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Does that even count?
I mean, Sakura has wanted him tobangnotice/want/love (she wasn't' picky)When you're not very attractive or have many redeeming qualities/characteristics you can't afford to be picky.
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Isn't Sakura SUPPOSED to be the "attractive" character in this universe? Shrug It's hard to take such an idea seriously when her "rival" resembled Deidara (and then later ends up with Sai shudders)
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Isn't Sakura SUPPOSED to be the "attractive" character in this universe?
Actually, I think Kishi intended her to be an "average" girl.
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Actually, I think Kishi intended her to be an "average" girl.
Wasn't that Hinata's role or something?
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I always thought Sakura was intended to be seen at least in-universe as a pretty girl, what with Naruto and Lee's crush on her and all.
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Kishimoto Masashi has commented that he'll most likely going to work complete new series after the next summer (but, it possibly not going to Shounen Jump (or other weekly magazine)).
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Is it gonna be Mario or whatever it was that he wanted to do?
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It can be in Jump Square, Jump Next, Ultra Jump or even in Weekly Shonen Jump, but with a Monthly Schedule! Given his prestige in the magazine, they can very well allow that. Weekly Young Jump already has a lot of authors that work like that(Well, at least 2, INOUE Takehiko with Vagabond and KATSURA Masakazu with Zetman).
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If I were him, having enough money for the rest of my life already, I would start a monthly series. That way I could spend more time on the drawings, while at the same time not as much as doing a weekly series, and I wouldn't do a long running one. Maybe even try seinen instead of another shonen etc.^^
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If Kishi writes Mario,it will most likely be seinen and monthly.
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Seeing his version of ninjas, can't help but wonder what he'd do with mobsters.
I think I read 10 pages of Mario before giving up.
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@takL:
the caption says "come and sing everybody dattebayo!!"
'the last' story: hinata has had feelings only for Naruto since childhood.
Just when Naruto finally becomes aware of Hinata feelings Hinata falls into toneri's hand!
The near miss of the feelings and Naruto realizes how much she means to him losing her. for the future to protect–-. Naruto's Last battle behins.Kishi really… What about this?
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Never happened as far as canon is concerned apparently seeing as it was never brought up again til the epilogue
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Hinatas face perfectly captures my thoughts on everything naruto at this point.
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I wonder what happens in the end. Will Naruto and Hinata wind up together!? I can't wait to find out!!!
No spoilers please…
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I wonder what happens in the end. Will Naruto and Hinata wind up together!? I can't wait to find out!!!
No spoilers please…
Spoiler alert: According to some tumblrs, Naruto and Sakura end up together and have some strange abomination of a kid
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@Purple:
Spoiler alert: According to some tumblrs, Naruto and Sakura end up together and have some strange abomination of a kid
Dammit Purple !
Well…the only thing worse than that is if by some crazy reason Sakura and Sasuke ended up together. Hahahaha, as if.
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Pssst, spoiler alert … Weirder shit is that there are several kids named after foods! I'm not talking about eh foreign version of food names, like Naruto is. And its not the usual fruity names like Apple or Berry ... no something unappetizing for a girl
You imagine only image this in a bad fanfiction=
A couple with acceptable Japanese names like Sakura and Sasuke, have a kid named ... Salad.
I'm guessing she will eventully have a little brother named Ceaser. -
! SHIIIIIZAAAAAAAAA
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This thread is a legend that shall never die. so funny.
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I wonder how many hours it took to write this (pointless) essay-length batshit pairing theory.
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I always thought Sakura was intended to be seen at least in-universe as a pretty girl, what with Naruto and Lee's crush on her and all.
We both know that Naruto and Lee aren't the brightest bulbs in the factory.
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I wonder how many hours it took to write this (pointless) essay-length batshit pairing theory.
It's like they took the joke about the end of the series revealing that it was all just a dream/illusion and did a damned paper on it
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This is… wow, I can't believe such denial exists. I feel bad for them.
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to be honest, I was more fan of naruhina then narosaku, they shard more moments together
so it doesn't bother me they make family, I wish other fans could understand it, but man, is every one that pissed? -
to be honest, I was more fan of naruhina then narosaku, they shard more moments together
so it doesn't bother me they make family, I wish other fans could understand it, but man, is every one that pissed?No, no, that is just a small, albeit very vocal, portion of the shippers: the batshit insane Naruto-Sakura fangirls. Everyone with half a brain could see early on that Sakura is a (to put it mildly) poorly written character and most fans did indeed favorite the Naruto-Hinata pairing.
From what I can tell, NaruSaku fans are still in denial, and are coming up with theories how their pairing can be together despite all evidence against it. Hint:
! Appearently Hinata and Naruto are miserable with each other, and Naruto really wants to be with Sakura, but can't because of politics. Also, they are secretly expecting a child.
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That's even more depressing than the last arc.
Naruto: Desperate housewives chronicles
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I wonder how many hours it took to write this (pointless) essay-length batshit pairing theory.
Sasukarin? Sasukarin???
Where's that image that showed Karin fawning after Sasuke with all the scenes he physically harmed her?
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OMG, that article is crazy. Who spends so much time on this dumb pairing thing in naruto and then even claims in the comment section it's a logical analysis. Wow.
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I always thought Sakura was intended to be seen at least in-universe as a pretty girl, what with Naruto and Lee's crush on her and all.
Doesn't sound like a problem to me with Suigetsu around. One girl for each of the boys even though Naruto might need to accept that lil' extra mushroom. But seeing how he's got the hots for Sasuke that too should work itself out…
Most of the (sane) readers moving on with their lives and forgetting about this series just shows how incredibly bland and insignificant it was. Yes, sure, now we're lacking new material to make fun of but that's about it.
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Imagine how many angry letters Kishi has received by now as well, hilarious!
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Has he though? I wonder, are japanese fans also as crazy about those pairings?
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Has he though? I wonder, are japanese fans also as crazy about those pairings?
Wouldn't put it past those mad Naruto - Sakura shippers. I was talking about the International fan base, although you never know, there might be Japanese people who are just as invested in it as foreigners. It happens with all sorts of things.
Have to say though, I'm absolutely lost for words reading what some of those lot have had to say. It's mental.
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It sure is. I will never understand how one can get so into something. No matter how good it is, this is just crazy.