Lucci, decked out in his pimp coat (but without Hattori), tapped his foot impatiently in the center of the arena. His opponent was nearly a half-hour late… Lazy bastard.
At last the doors on the opposite end opened, and Aokiji made his entrance... in pajamas.
"Yo. No one told me I'd be fightin' yet, so I thought I could sleep in... Ah, well."
"You ass!" Lucci shouted, a grimace forming on his face. "Get your act together, already! For 'justice'!!!"
"Chill, man."
"... Feh."
Lucci crouched slightly, and said, "Get ready, lazy-ass. I'm about to show you what Cipher Pol -- and the World Government's 'Peak' -- is all about."
"... Again, chill, dude."
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