Alvida shouldered her mace as Mr. 1 stepped into the arena, wrapped in bandages from his fight with Zoro.
"Ah-ha-ha! Had a boo-boo, baldy?"
"…"
Mr. 1 said nothing, simply readying himself for a swift attack. Alvida stifled a chuckle, but did the same.
Begin the voting!
Gotta back my nomination!
Though in fight perspective, would his blades be able to pierce Alvida?
Doesn't matter, would Alvida be able to hurt him at all?
The man has a body of pure steel… that chunk of spikes is nothing.
Alvida:
-Egotistical and vain
-Beautiful, perfect body
-Smooth and frictionless skin
Mr. 1
-Body made entirely of steel
As much as I like Alvida, I'll have to vote for Mr.1. Damn, that guy gave Zoro some really hard time. 
@GoAnderson Baldy? :blink:
this is kind of tough one, since i don't really prefer one more than the other.
guess i'll go with mr1. just because.
One Atomic Spur and it's all over. 1 doesn't even need to touch her.
I like Mr. 1 well enough, but unfortunately for him, Alvida is sexy.
ooh, mr. 1 definitely, just because of that fight with zoro.
OP has the best villains. :)
What if it's Alvida Classic? She can sit on him and bend him into a pretzel! :)
I voted Alvida, assuming it's the second installment ofcourse. Daz Bones was ok, but gotta go with the foxy lady..
Gotta be Daz… I'm not a big fan of Alvida in any form >_<
The only cool thing about Alvida is that she hangs with Buggy.
Mr. 1, on the other hand, has an excellently cool name. Daz Bohness. Cool. And he's a badass too!
it's fat over muscle. go alvida.
Alvida all the way, though this match was a lot tougher than some of the others.
I voted Alvida. Because the coin told me to. This one was hard.
If you spoiler me, I will eat you with tater tots.
Is it Sube Sube Alvida? if so, then its all about Alvida!
if its Fat Alvida, I go with Das Bones.
can you smell what mr.1 is cooking!? alvida sure can, she's a big hungry hippo!
…..my vote goes to 1 :mellow:....
Alvida my second favorite non-Straw Hat female so I gotta go with her.
I'll go with Mr.1 becase he gave Zoro an good fight that will be ruined in the 4kids dub.
Damekko Doubutsu in a nutshell
"the unicorn drinks, the rabbit smokes, the male bear is gay, the wolf is a wimp, the cheetah is retarded, the dolphin can't swim, the eagle is near blind… how can you not enjoy this show."-Anonymous
Alvida, because she treated Coby as he deserved to be treated.
I go with Mr. 1.
To the mall.
Anyone who hangs out with Buggy gets my flashy vote…
I find them both equally "Meh."
So I decided to vote based on who WOULD win.
And I was like, "Wait, neither of them can hurt each other…"
So I just voted for Mr. 1. Because I want to see him fight somebody else in a later round. nods
the bigot who thinks being an asshole is actually worth shit
For some reason, I couldn't get into the Mr. 1 thing at all; I found him the most boring out of all Baroque Works. X_x. Alvida, on the other hand, is fun and awesome and ridiculously hot (…now). She's got my vote. <3
Am I the only one who liked the original fat (err, voluptuous) Alvida? The way Alvida 2.0 is drawn, she looks like a reject extra from the Dukes of Hazzard film. :P
Still, the BW never did anything for me. I can't think of them without expecting in their off time they spend a lot of time saying to each other things like
"Stop calling me Mr. 1! I have a name! Do you even remember it?!" :D :D :D
Gotta be Mr 1. I'm not a fan of Alvida and she freaks me out.. XD
i voted for alvida, she's sooo beautiful with her devil fruits abilities.:wub:
Yeah, uh, Alvida's power is quite weird and difficult to define. So, she's slippery and slides across stuff…that shouldn't mean she cannot be cut.
Man, tough battle.
Ehh..Daz Bones.
Yeah well then it would have to be followed with:
"um no seriously, can you remember my name? What is it? Come on, I'll give you a senbei…please"
Anyhoo, I vote for Alvida. 'Cause anyone that carries their own personal mini-slide around with them deserves a chance.
Is it really said that Alvida can´t be cut? I know that nobody could grab her but cutting is a completely different process, since it isn´t about grabbing but penetrating the skin.
I would back that up with what happened to Big-Pan in the Groggy Ring game during the Davey Back Fight. Sanji and Zoro couldn´t grab him because he was as slippery as Alvida, but when Zoro through Pickles at him, the sword surely were able to cut Big-Pan. 
go mr.1… tho alvida #2 is sexy mr 1 gets my vote for coolness.
i rather have a girl who carries a purse then a huge mace. my vote to mr.1
Agh, I can't vote now! Cheers for Alvida anyways
(( Poll over. ))
There was a silence for a short time, as both Daz and Alvida stalled. Alvida chuckled, and after a while, said, "Whassa matter? Too afraid, baldy?"
"… I was hoping you'd surrender before I kill you."
"Eh?"
Mr. 1 charged with his Atomic Spurt, skidding along the ground with his bladed-skates and slashing with his clawed fingers, tearing into Alvida's body; she cried out in pain, and fell to her knees.
"Y-You filthy..."
Feebly, the Sube Sube girl swung her giant mace at Daz, though it merely clanged off harmlessly. Daz lifted his fist, and slammed it into Alvida's head, knocking her out almost instantly.
-- Mr. 1 ADVANCES! --
