Fare Thee Well

Usopp with a Pushpop

Well, APF, looks like I'm saying goodbye again. But not for a couple years this time. I'm afraid now it's forever.

I'm being penalized today for poor judgements I've made in years past. Yes, years. Even with the formal apology thread I made in April 2010, and despite my best efforts to be kind to others since then, the staff here still holds hostilities upon me.

I really wanted a shot at Best Male Cosplayer. It was the only user category I was nominated for. But if a chance at one single category is too much to ask, then what am I still doing here?

captain usopp and Flux, I want to thank you guys for being my nakamas. It was fun chatting with you two. I enjoyed our time together.

Oh and captain usopp, best of luck to ya with your Best Avatar finalist nomination.

Cyan D. Funk

Kitsune Inferno

Aren't goodbye threads not allowed?

Mugiwara_no_Ice

Is this really all just because of the Taboo incident or are there things unsaid here.

You must have done some terrible horrible things to get this treatment, so just confess it all and accept the punishment.

GypsyCarts

Champagne for everyone!

Ocil

I don't understand the farewell threads. Wouldn't it be easier to just leave? Besides, does anyone that makes these things ever actually leave?

Cyan D. Funk

Your legacy.

Because I couldn't find the picture taboo took of you telling her to have sex with her pencil.

taboo

Pushpop, I think you're overreacting a little bit. The AP awards aren't by any means a proper judge of cosplay ability, or any ability, just a glorified popularity contest.

You once asked me why people keep lashing out at you. Here's the perfect opportunity to express yourself with dignity and, if it comes to it, bow out with grace. You might not win some gay contest, but you can at least win back some respect that you've lost over the years.

Usopp with a Pushpop

@taboo:

Pushpop, I think you're overreacting a little bit. The AP awards aren't by any means a proper judge of cosplay ability, or any ability, just a glorified popularity contest.

You once asked me why people keep lashing out at you. Here's the perfect opportunity to express yourself with dignity and, if it comes to it, bow out with grace. You might not win some gay contest, but you can at least win back some respect that you've lost over the years.

Alright, I'll reply this once…

Thanks for the words, taboo. I know I don't need some online forum contest to prove to the world that I'm a master of cosplay. I've already accomplished that a dozen times over. It's the point of having numberous efforts of redemption shot back in my face as if I never made them. I don't give a reindeer's ass of what 6 or 7 loser users (like ones seen above) think about me. What upsets me most is that there is another mod on AP that I long considered to be an online friend. Someone I really liked and respected well before he got a mod internship. Today, this person lashed out at me and I totally saw a new side of him. And when I tried to set things right and took the time fill in the "plot holes" for him so he could know the whole story from all points of view, he still persisted on hating me.

I apprieciate your encouragement, but there will never be any redemption. Any further efforts are futile. Everyone is already set in their ways. It's over. The end. Done. El fin.

However, I'm glad I could leave here on a positive note with you. Taboo, you're my nakama too.

Now, Sunny-Go, set sail for new horizens!

There is no limit! Fuck the sky!

GumGumBattleAxe

…..i think that when you take cosplay THAT seriously, something's wrong.

...that being said, I understand your reasons and wish you the best.

StrawHatRican

The internet.

Srs bsns.

And wow at that Ego…

Might wanna see a shrink about that.

Outerspec

Farewell .

Flux

Pushpop don't leave. You know I saw what happened; but maybe it was just an angry outburst. It all got deleted anyhow; maybe he doesn't actually feel like that. He's a good guy. But for the average AP guy this thread is gonna be a target for a fun time.

You don't have to leave.

Portgas D. Vivian

Chicken

Here, have some more attention.

Airflow

I feast on internet sob stories.

THE SEA

@Airflow:

I feast on internet sob stories.

Before I would agree. For now I would say that dramas aren't funny.

eerie

yer like the kid that screams "i have to go peeeee" to the teacher with your chubby arm eagerly raised, waving frantically in the air above your head instead of getting up, grabbing the bathroom pass, and just fucking leaving

JERK DISEASE

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Portgas D. Vivian

Pushpop had a very long streak on this forum and was a prominent awb-tier manchild through and through.

Kylor

It's storytime with Kylor now!

And thus, the mighty Usopp With A Pushpop, the brave champion of justice, looked across the wretched landscape, filled with the vile, nasty creatures. He stood before them all, with a tear in his eye, knowing that nothing could be done for any of them. In fact, Usopp With A Puspop knew that better than anyone, for he had tried so hard to change them. He had come to them with open arms, and for a while, he thought he had found a home. "These are my nakama." He said with an innocent smile. "They are all my nakama." This was not to be. For as Usopp With A Pushpop became more comfortable with all his nakama, the absolute unthinkable occurred. It only began with a simple mistake, a mistake that was eventually lost to history, but it's effects were remembered for ages to come. Usopp With A Pushpop suddenly did not feel welcome anymore. Those surrounding him turned into monsters, and they lashed, lashed with every ounce of their hateful being, lashed with no remorse or pity, lashed until the lashing became the norm. They were not his nakama. Not any longer. But Usopp With A Pushpop would not be chased out so easily. He thought he could change the monsters, turn them back into their former selves. He would teach them, he would teach them all, that he, and no one else, was the Best Male Cosplayer. Alas, the monsters would not understand. Rather, they refused to. That was the last straw. And finally, Usopp With A Pushpop's greatest nakama, the nakama he had admired the most, the nakama he thought he could trust, lashed the poor, just soul in the back. Usopp With A Pushpop was alone. And so, bidding his old home of Arlong Park a sad farewell, Usopp With A Pushpop ran far away, into the horizon, hoping that one day, he would find a better home. A home where his genius would be recognized. Someday.

The monsters, who were in reality simply ordinary men, not beasts, breathed a heavy sigh, and shook their heads. If Usopp With A Pushpop had only learned from his errors, if he had only stopped to consider that maybe he was being a bit too enthusiastic about his own cosplaying abilities, that maybe, if he spent his time actually improving the quality of his posts instead of whining about all the lashing, then they might once again welcome him. However, that was never to be. Usopp With A Pushpop was gone. And he would never return.

Ever.

For at least half a week.

Ocil

@Kylor:

It's storytime with Kylor now!

And thus, the mighty Usopp With A Pushpop, the brave champion of justice, looked across the wretched landscape, filled with the vile, nasty creatures. He stood before them all, with a tear in his eye, knowing that nothing could be done for any of them. In fact, Usopp With A Puspop knew that better than anyone, for he had tried so hard to change them. He had come to them with open arms, and for a while, he thought he had found a home. "These are my nakama." He said with an innocent smile. "They are all my nakama." This was not to be. For as Usopp With A Pushpop became more comfortable with all his nakama, the absolute unthinkable occurred. It only began with a simple mistake, a mistake that was eventually lost to history, but it's effects were remembered for ages to come. Usopp With A Pushpop suddenly did not feel welcome anymore. Those surrounding him turned into monsters, and they lashed, lashed with every ounce of their hateful being, lashed with no remorse or pity, lashed until the lashing became the norm. They were not his nakama. Not any longer. But Usopp With A Pushpop would not be chased out so easily. He thought he could change the monsters, turn them back into their former selves. He would teach them, he would teach them all, that he, and no one else, was the Best Male Cosplayer. Alas, the monsters would not understand. Rather, they refused to. That was the last straw. And finally, Usopp With A Pushpop's greatest nakama, the nakama he had admired the most, the nakama he thought he could trust, lashed the poor, just soul in the back. Usopp With A Pushpop was alone. And so, bidding his old home of Arlong Park a sad farewell, Usopp With A Pushpop ran far away, into the horizon, hoping that one day, he would find a better home. A home where his genius would be recognized. Someday.

The monsters, who were in reality simply ordinary men, not beasts, breathed a heavy sigh, and shook their heads. If Usopp With A Pushpop had only learned from his errors, if he had only stopped to consider that maybe he was being a bit too enthusiastic about his own cosplaying abilities, that maybe, if he spent his time actually improving the quality of his posts instead of whining about all the lashing, then they might once again welcome him. However, that was never to be. Usopp With A Pushpop was gone. And he would never return.

Ever.

For at least half a week.

That was beautiful…

JERK DISEASE

I swear, since the night of long knives eliminated the Fun Piece clique, AP Forums has been on an unstoppable upward swing.

Children of the post-NPC/Fun Piece exodus…..this era is yours. And it is golden.

-a veteran

Sesshy

An unstoppable upward swing on a pendulum.

kmohyudin

This… is somewhat overdramatic...

Well, hope you the best, never really talked to you... guess never really will...

Portgas D. Vivian

I was thinking about the fun piece nakama weeaboo anime-only downward swing movement when I made this account

JERK DISEASE

Rose, Lobster Pot Sticker, Garypotter, Kingoffans, AWB….

The Gang of Five who caused the havoc of the lawless warfaring days when the NPC crowd was still around.

So bad they were that eventually the modding staff here forsook it's iron laws to wipe them out for the crime of just plain sucking.

Thank you Deng "The Dude" Xiaoping.

MagneticMonkey

He is an old school poster yet he knows nothing about how to behave on this board. He wants to show the world that he is a cosplay master and whines about an award on this board?
Ain't this delicious nakamaboy?

Rogues' Gallery

I never really knew or talked with Ussop with a Pushpop, but he seemed like a decent fellow, nowhere near the pitiful retardation that was Silvers Rayleigh, at least not to my knowledge….

Malintex_Terek

Serious business is right.

Farewell, Pushpop.

joekido the Second

Fare thy well, my ass. Pushpop, just leave.

Portgas D. Vivian

Joe you should make a face at him where half of it is covered with your hand. That'll show him

joekido the Second

@Portgas:

Joe you should make a face at him where half of it is covered with your hand. That'll show him

I don't know where to find that picture, dude.

Portgas D. Vivian

Joe is a good boy.

I'd wager Terek looks hilarious

Aldrich

Sure I was pissed when I didn't get the role of Luigi

JERK DISEASE

They denied me the lead role in the Rush biopic, I told them I didn't need their shitty film.

Chrissie

Have fun out there Usopp with a Pushpop.

@JERK:

rHJoj9IqeKg

That gave me a friggin' heart-attack. Do you sing this in New England whenever someone you don't like leaves the place~?

Flux

I love that film; such a Classic. Wicked is also fantastic. Its sequels are shit though.

I'm startin' to like this New England place I hear of so much. Tell me more; tell me more.

HaxeyeMihawk

@Usopp:

Alright, I'll reply this once…

Thanks for the words, taboo. I know I don't need some online forum contest to prove to the world that I'm a master of cosplay. I've already accomplished that a dozen times over. It's the point of having numberous efforts of redemption shot back in my face as if I never made them. I don't give a reindeer's ass of what 6 or 7 loser users (like ones seen above) think about me. What upsets me most is that there is another mod on AP that I long considered to be an online friend. Someone I really liked and respected well before he got a mod internship. Today, this person lashed out at me and I totally saw a new side of him. And when I tried to set things right and took the time fill in the "plot holes" for him so he could know the whole story from all points of view, he still persisted on hating me.

I apprieciate your encouragement, but there will never be any redemption. Any further efforts are futile. Everyone is already set in their ways. It's over. The end. Done. El fin.

However, I'm glad I could leave here on a positive note with you. Taboo, you're my nakama too.

Now, Sunny-Go, set sail for new horizens!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/Roger_Smith/sunny.jpg
There is no limit! Fuck the sky!

Yet you make a farewell thread instead of just PMing the people you have an issue with?

Kitsune Inferno

I stopped taking you seriously at "nakama".

See you in a week, Pushpop.

HaxeyeMihawk

I still can't get over the fact that he makes a thread begging for some attention and acknowledgement but then says that he doesn't care what people think.

joekido the Second

@HaxeyeMihawk:

Yet you make a farewell thread instead of just PMing the people you have an issue with?

Most people who felt that they should not waste time with people like him will not respond to him.

RageaSarus

You better keep reading One Piece asshole.

GumGumBattleAxe

@RageaSarus:

You better keep reading One Piece asshole.

seconded.

Mr. Truth

@JERK:

Rose, Lobster Pot Sticker, Garypotter, Kingoffans, Lobolover, Aethos, Sandai Mera, AWB….

The Gang of Five who caused the havoc of the lawless warfaring days when the NPC crowd was still around.

So bad they were that eventually the modding staff here forsook it's iron laws to wipe them out for the crime of just plain sucking.

Thank you Deng "The Dude" Xiaoping.

You forgot a few people there.
Thankfully everybody but Lobster has been banned from/left Fun Piece because everybody there despises them so much. We actually tolerated GaryPotter until he became a moderator. Then he proceeded to be a fascist dick who claimed he wanted FPF to go back to the good (awful) old days. I'm able to ignore whatever Lobster says though, because otherwise I would have died beating my head into a wall.

But on topic:
AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST

Supa64

Next account, Usopp with a ringpop.

Don Quichotte De Flamingo

All that because of a nomination ?
Sure one crazy dude less around here…what a loss.

Renegadesoul

This is still open?

I thought the mods are keen on this kind of stuff.

I don't really see why people still say messages when the said member will never return to read them anyway…unless

...OH I SEE, I SEE WHAT THESE GROUP IS DOING.

Cyan D. Funk

I wonder how Pushpop feels about his legacy on this site being a poorly-drawn comic panel.

ChesCa

This poster wonders how he should leave when the time is right.
I see a Jackass style shopping cart rocket, a case full of fireworks, and a Darwin Award for most awesome light show.