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And thus, the mighty Usopp With A Pushpop, the brave champion of justice, looked across the wretched landscape, filled with the vile, nasty creatures. He stood before them all, with a tear in his eye, knowing that nothing could be done for any of them. In fact, Usopp With A Puspop knew that better than anyone, for he had tried so hard to change them. He had come to them with open arms, and for a while, he thought he had found a home. "These are my nakama." He said with an innocent smile. "They are all my nakama." This was not to be. For as Usopp With A Pushpop became more comfortable with all his nakama, the absolute unthinkable occurred. It only began with a simple mistake, a mistake that was eventually lost to history, but it's effects were remembered for ages to come. Usopp With A Pushpop suddenly did not feel welcome anymore. Those surrounding him turned into monsters, and they lashed, lashed with every ounce of their hateful being, lashed with no remorse or pity, lashed until the lashing became the norm. They were not his nakama. Not any longer. But Usopp With A Pushpop would not be chased out so easily. He thought he could change the monsters, turn them back into their former selves. He would teach them, he would teach them all, that he, and no one else, was the Best Male Cosplayer. Alas, the monsters would not understand. Rather, they refused to. That was the last straw. And finally, Usopp With A Pushpop's greatest nakama, the nakama he had admired the most, the nakama he thought he could trust, lashed the poor, just soul in the back. Usopp With A Pushpop was alone. And so, bidding his old home of Arlong Park a sad farewell, Usopp With A Pushpop ran far away, into the horizon, hoping that one day, he would find a better home. A home where his genius would be recognized. Someday.
The monsters, who were in reality simply ordinary men, not beasts, breathed a heavy sigh, and shook their heads. If Usopp With A Pushpop had only learned from his errors, if he had only stopped to consider that maybe he was being a bit too enthusiastic about his own cosplaying abilities, that maybe, if he spent his time actually improving the quality of his posts instead of whining about all the lashing, then they might once again welcome him. However, that was never to be. Usopp With A Pushpop was gone. And he would never return.
For at least half a week.