Okay, this is half-serious.
My brother finds no end of ways to annoy me.
Since I've delved into OP, that means he's driving me nuts with it.
He takes my volumes (fine), but only wishes to point at the picture of Nami in the "characters so far" bit in the beginning of each volume. He's got a thing for Nami. He also loves Nojiko, but keeps calling her 'bleach blue' in reference to her hair. He also leaves the volumes everywhere.
There's a few dub episodes on my PC. He plays short snippets of the opening. Typically, the 'Don't give it up, Nami' portion. At ghettoblaster volume. Often repeatedly. Sometimes, the "He deserved that, nice job, sis" line after Nami kicks the Marine commander into the inlet at Arlong Park. Now, a favourite is the "What do you care- you're flat broke, zolo" line from Loguetown's first ep. He not only calls Zoro Zolo, it sounds like Solo when he says it. Perhaps he parses it as solo. One third of the time, 19" diagonal of Nami's face is staring back when I come to sit at my desk. I hate Nami. Uppity ***** can't accept slavery? 
Since he has access to my PC, he's always going in and reading the fanfic I wrote (a Nami x Arlong implied rape scene, PM if you want a copy), and the RP thread preparation I made and can't bear to delete now that the RP is gone, as well as the long case for an RPG board I wrote. Very annoying, as he insists on doing it out loud and I'm a bit self-conscious.
Newest trick. He repeatedly announces the following:
-"One piece- one piece" (from the logo on the English volumes)
-Various long names, made by composing bits of Shanks' and Luffy's full titles. Half the time it's in the format of "You want to get in bed with (something like 'red headed luffy shanks' o.O)" WHo the hell is red headed luffy shanks (they sound like something you'd buy at a butcher!) I've tried sarcasm (since he does this a lot, I respond with 'I'm saving the room for…' and mention someone else), he gets nothing.
-The same dialogue lines he replays from dub episodes.
I want him to dislike OP enough he won't bother me with it anymore. Any thoughts? He's immune to dub silliness. I've tried to raise his OP awareness, explaining details about how the characters are different and how he should read the books, so we could converse at an adult level, but he just complains "Where's bleach-blue?" "In volume 8!" "I want volume 8!" "It comes out in October!" (at this point, someone will correct me no doubt and say her first appearance is in volume 9 or something). He only wants volume 8 to stare at Nojiko's boobs.
