- one drink every time someone makes fun of Firecrouch
- one drink every time Tatum is mentioned outside of interviews/announcements
- one drink every time Zach says "this is the (best/worst/most ___) thing we've seen in a VERY long time." (five drinks if he said the same thing last week)
- three drinks when at least two people are talking at the same time for more than five seconds
- one drink every time Ed cuts off Zach in the process of telling a bad joke
- one drink every time Steve does an impression
- two drinks if Zach introduces Dominic and then calls him pwngoat later on
- two drinks when Jason says "it's better in Japan"
- one drink whenever Zach mispronounces someone's name in Piece Together
- one small sip for every Bleach joke (don't want alcohol poisoning)
- one drink when Greg uses his valuable visitation time to talk about what he's eating at the moment
- one drink for every Simpsons reference
- kill the bottle if they don't nail the "call anytime" sign-off
happy alcoholism!
