I sometimes miss having wood
threw up in real life
Confession Session - LOCK THIS THREAD
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@The:
threw up in real life
I confess, I don't get what's up with all the new touhou based avatar/signatures.
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Phantom wood is a serious issue you cruel insensitive beast
Why can't you be like Buster and take a helpful hands-on approach to the issue
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Is phantom wood where you…wait...nevermind. Not that kind of forum.:ninja:
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Please only post PG-13 humor on this forum, I think we're getting a little bit too far
please no jokes from the following joke pools: penises, calling penises stuff like boners, euphemisms for masturbation, re-posting my selfies without permission, dissing my waifu or any members of her immediate family or best friend, etc
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Is phantom wood where you…wait...nevermind. Not that kind of forum.:ninja:
Yes it's exactly what you are thinking of. It's the dreadful feeling when your name used to end with wood but now doesn't
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@The:
Please only post PG-13 humor on this forum, I think we're getting a little bit too far
please no jokes from the following joke pools: penises, calling penises stuff like boners, euphemisms for masturbation, re-posting my selfies without permission, dissing my waifu or any members of her immediate family or best friend, etc
I'll behave ._.
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sometimes i eat alfredo sauce right out of the jar with a spoon
i usually try to make sure nobody is in the room and hurriedly throw it back in the fridge when i hear someone coming
i disgust even myself
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I confess I am having the hardest time finding a female counter part that shares the same interest as I do (which doesn't include Pomeranians).
TV and Movies lie to me. Finding a girl that shares a lust for adventure is really a difficult endeavor.
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I confess I am having the hardest time finding a female counter part that shares the same interest as I do (which doesn't include Pomeranians).
TV and Movies lie to me. Finding a girl that shares a lust for adventure is really a difficult endeavor.
Isn't that just something normal with relationships? You don't necessarily like everything they do and they you.
Are you talking about insane adventures to the deepest parts of the Congo or something? I enjoy adventure but I rarely turn down something that could be fun…Unless I think I may die.
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page 419 of this thread… best page ever?
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i have a friend i'm starting tow worry about. He's obviously depressed, but instead of getting acutual help he's starting to drink instead and just ignore stuff. So I don't knwo what to do to get him help.
And no, it's not me. I get that it's a common joke ato pull this line, but his time it's really not.
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i have a friend i'm starting tow worry about. He's obviously depressed, but instead of getting acutual help he's starting to drink instead and just ignore stuff. So I don't knwo what to do to get him help.
And no, it's not me. I get that it's a common joke ato pull this line, but his time it's really not.
Maybe you should help yourself before you help "others".
"Unicorns can't see into your heart. All our dumb horns can do is glow, point towards the nearest rainbow and play rave music!"
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@wolfwoof:
I was re-named after the great and noble lord flashheart
It's not at all because Ubiq thought his typo looked cute. Nope not a chance
My typo.
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i have a friend i'm starting tow worry about. He's obviously depressed, but instead of getting acutual help he's starting to drink instead and just ignore stuff. So I don't knwo what to do to get him help.
And no, it's not me. I get that it's a common joke ato pull this line, but his time it's really not.
As friends, what do you two do together? If you are worried, you can try reminding him that he's not alone. Showing that you are worried in his pressense isn't really a vital step. It's certainly helpful in some ways, but a distraction to get his mind off things(or unload) is what I feel is a better alternative. So yeah, I'm not going to assume what you two do together as friends or suggest a list of activities. I'm sure you can think of something.
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@The:
Please only post PG-13 humor on this forum, I think we're getting a little bit too far
please no jokes from the following joke pools: penises, calling penises stuff like boners, euphemisms for masturbation, re-posting my selfies without permission, dissing my waifu or any members of her immediate family or best friend, etc
What ?
I'll euphemise as much as I want thank you very much. I have nothing else
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sometimes i eat alfredo sauce right out of the jar with a spoon
Nbd, bro.
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@The:
Please only post PG-13 humor on this forum, I think we're getting a little bit too far
please no jokes from the following joke pools: penises, calling penises stuff like boners, euphemisms for masturbation, re-posting my selfies without permission, dissing my waifu or any members of her immediate family or best friend, etc
But then you won't be able to post anymore
As friends, what do you two do together? If you are worried, you can try reminding him that he's not alone. Showing that you are worried in his pressense isn't really a vital step. It's certainly helpful in some ways, but a distraction to get his mind off things(or unload) is what I feel is a better alternative. So yeah, I'm not going to assume what you two do together as friends or suggest a list of activities. I'm sure you can think of something.
Pretty much what Hiroy said . Try to stimulate him to do things .
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If it's beef or pork it has to have ketchup. My grandfather actually has slapped me upside the head for putting ketchup on like top sirloin. I DON'T KNOW IT JUST TASTES SO MUCH BETTER TOOO ME
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If it's beef or pork it has to have ketchup. My grandfather actually has slapped me upside the head for putting ketchup on like top sirloin. I DON'T KNOW IT JUST TASTES SO MUCH BETTER TOOO ME
….I'd have to slap you upside your head too.
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monocle shatters
I actually have a better story than that. My ex girlfriends mother smacked her son in law across the face with a bamboo stick because he tried to put A1 sauce on that really expensive imported japanese beef (like $2500 for a full steak). I think it's Koshi? I can't remember. Yeah, he couldn't actually eat it after that.
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I don't see what the big deal is tbh.
I always dip meat in ketchup,evenespecially at sunday roast.It's on your plate, it's going down your mouth. Condiments or not, the food is doomed.
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I actually have a better story than that. My ex girlfriends mother smacked her son in law across the face with a bamboo stick because he tried to put A1 sauce on that really expensive imported japanese beef (like $2500 for a full steak). I think it's Koshi? I can't remember. Yeah, he couldn't actually eat it after that.
Lol…Reminds me of a story my dad told me.
Before he met my mom he took this woman out on a date to this fancy Italian restaruant and she ordered sphegetti and Meatballs and asked for a bottle of maple syrup...Waiter was confused but brought some out. She poured it all on top. :blink:
I don't typically care what people put on stuff, but I also don't enjoy seeing good product tainted by something inferior.
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@MDL:
I don't see what the big deal is tbh.
I always dip meat in ketchup,evenespecially at sunday roast.It's on your plate, it's going down your mouth. Condiments or not, the food is doomed.
Why fret over someone adding sauces?Cook's are generally offended because it's like saying "it needs some of this, it isn't good enough", as a first impression it's saying it's lacking flavor and is dry.
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I'm all for culinary experimentation. If you think it jells with the rest of the dish then go ahead
Me i put ketchup on my lasagne
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@wolfwoof:
I'm all for culinary experimentation. If you think it jells with the rest of the dish then go ahead
Me i put ketchup on my lasagne
As an Italian,
Kill the infidel!
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Homemade lasagne with some dabs of ketchup on it. It's heavenly
Who cares what some hairy, open shirted, gold medallion wearing italian thinks about it
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@wolfwoof:
Homemade lasagne with some dabs of ketchup on it. It's heavenly
Who cares what some hairy, open shirted, gold medallion wearing italian thinks about it
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@wolfwoof:
Me i put ketchup on my lasagne
What the hell even is this.
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it be very hardd to study about the tornadoes
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@wolfwoof:
I also put it on my pasta bolognese. And when i make carbonara i make it with cream
Get back to me after you bury your no doubt outraged Italian grandparents
You're idea of a good Italian meal is a joke from Goodfellas lol.
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And keep in mind that the Italians are the easier going of the two food nazies
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This is all nothing.
I once knew a girl that was an absolute fanatic about ketchup, to the point of putting it on pretty much literally everything.
Including soup.
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@wolfwoof:
And keep in mind that the Italians are the easier going of the two food nazies
The French make fancy shit, Italian food is what yer moms makes. It's from somewhere deeper mang.
AND YOU PUT KETCHUP ON ITTTT
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That would be impressive if I knew who the other food nazi is
Edit: Oh, it's the french, of course
Edit 2: I wonder if there were actual food nazis in the third reich? Like some german gourmet with a small amount of patience snapping at some poor schmock for ruining the bratwurst.
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I usually don't talk about what I do with food. I'm incredibly neurotic as is and I can deal with some of the compulsions and doofy habits I have, but my food stuff is just embarrassing.
I eat plain stuff, I eat really plain stuff. I only, at age 20, brought myself to enjoy some American classics like hot wings, which I tried for the very first time ten months ago. Due to the fact that I refused to touch sauces, or anything that would require me really having to clean my hands, or anything that just felt tainted (sauces always sounded too much to me, like they'd take over the flavor and that bugged me). About six months ago I tried like chicken fingers dipped in some sauces and it was okay.
I'm getting better.
I still eat plain hamburgers that are just meat and bun. i still cannot and refuse to drink soup, because the whole idea of what soup is disgusts me on a level I cannot deal with. Liquids are liquids and foods are solid and if they don't adhere to this formula they can die.
I've always been okay with noodles (as of me being 15) and how much shit goes into hot pots and stuff. I just don't drink any of the broth.
I eat whole grain rice plain.
I am a monster
Maybe when I'm 30 I'll be okay eating things people consider normal.
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This is all nothing.
I once knew a girl that was an absolute fanatic about ketchup, to the point of putting it on pretty much literally everything.
Including soup.
What kind of soup? If it's like tomato soup it's not too bad a fit
But in a vichyssoise it must clash a bit lol
That would be impressive if I knew who the other food nazi is
Edit: Oh, it's the french, of course
Edit 2: I wonder if there were actual food nazis in the third reich? Like some german gourmet with a small amount of patience snapping at some poor schmock for ruining the bratwurst.
DIE KNÖDEL SIND RUINIERT SIE DUMMKOPFA forced labour WW2 sausage plant. Almost makes you choke on your wurst
Always amused me that the Germans of all people made good pastries
@The:
Due to the fact that I refused to touch sauces, or anything that would require me really having to clean my hands, or anything that just felt tainted (sauces always sounded too much to me, like they'd take over the flavor and that bugged me). About six months ago I tried like chicken fingers dipped in some sauces and it was okay.
I'm the polar opposite. I can eat sauce with anything that isn't liquid
When i cook making sauce is the best part. Sauce = love. And since food also = love that makes dishes with sauce love squared
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@wolfwoof:
i'm the polar opposite. I can eat sauce with anything that isn't liquid
when i cook making sauce is the best part. Sauce = love. And since food also = love that makes dishes with sauce love squared
and yet with the ketchup.
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Two of my friends combine some weird stuff.
One swears that chili is supposed to be served with cinnamon buns.
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Tomato sauce and ketchup isn't that much of a flavour clash
Peanutbutter never really made it big up here. How does it taste? Sweet?
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@wolfwoof:
Tomato sauce and ketchup isn't that much of a flavour clash
Peanutbutter never really made it big up here. How does it taste? Sweet?
Hmm…I've never considered PeanutButter to be sweet. It's lightly sweet, but a tad salty depending on the brand.
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Might have to look up some skippy at the import section. Was about time to try something new on my sandwiches anyway
I used to be big on marmalade. Which got bumped over for ham. And now it's all about cheese
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You aren't really italian unless you have an entire closet full of different types of pasta. Seriously, give me a type of meat, pasta and some type of alfredo sauce, I'm good for life. My girlfriend says I'm the easiest person to cook for because I'm so goddamn italian.
Oh and bread. Must have bread.
