Ohohohohooo! That's awesome right there! Really, surprise your girls more often guys. They love it more than you think!
I think the kinkiest shit we did was during driving. Yes, driving. Leaving it up to your imagination~ Hoping for a really spicy Spring Break this April myself~ hint-hint nudge-nudge @Zeph~
Did that once with my wife…almost got in an accident...
No, the victim was still "fucked". I don't think "fucking" implies consent so it can be used in either situation. "Sex" on the other hand implies consent so it doesn't work in the "rape" situation (which is probably why the word "rape" exists).
I honestly can't imagine anything else but that whenever you post. I am not even kidding here. Pomerians cause me a rather short attention span. I think it's all the fuzz!
But no, rape is not fucking and rape victims are not being fucked. They are being violated and physically as well as psychologically harmed. Dunno how you consider it fucking. And how does fucking not imply consent exactly? Never saw it as a word related to rape really. Rape is a violation of human rights and fucking… is not.
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@wolfwoof:
It's not the size that matters. What counts is that the stereo works
You are killing me woolfie.
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Just so we're clear, none of you can date my mom, I'll slit your throat in your sleep and filter the iron out of your blood to make a paper weight to beat to death your closest loved one(excluding my own mother).
Join the Writing section.
Also I think everyone would agree that it's about time you post a picture of your mom.
EDIT: BY the way who's a fan of harry potter? You know the only asian in the entire series? Katie, something I can't her her last name. My girlfriend and her are best friends, so she got invited to her cousin's wedding in Hong Kong. So yeah, autograph for me hahahaha
Hey that's pretty cool! But if they're best friends you should try to weasel out a meeting or somethinggg
And OMGOSH PROPOSING congratulations and all the best and don't tell her the red panda story.
Handsome man save me from the monsters. 
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Nope, no difference at all. "I had sex" is pretty much interpreted the same as "We fucked like chimps." or "I had sex" could be interpreted as "I got raped in the park last night in the bushes". Or "I had sex" is the same as "I stuck it in her for about 4 minutes, squirted, pulled it out, and called it a night like a good Protestant.". Or "I had sex" is the same as "I sat in bed motionless and watched some guy had his way since I'm pretty meh about the guy". Yep…pretty much the same.
Well, the rape thing was obviously an extreme example but as for the others… yeah that pretty much could mean any of those things. Depending on the people "I had sex" could mean vanilla stuff or fisting and bdsm.
Is it wrong that half of my celebrity sex list is 40+ women? I mean, they're twice or even thrice my age, but damn girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllll. I'd hit Barbara Hershey, Michelle Fairley, Madeleine Stowe, Courteney Cox, Julia Louis-Dreyfus any day.
Khaini's mom is definitely going to be added to my list at this rate.
How could that be wrong when it feels so right? Older women are totally my thing too. Even in fourth grade, I was mostly into girls in grade 8 and above.
Rape is not really fucking or having sex. It's abuse and violation of human rights. An act of violence. You need two (or more if you swing that way) to tango and if one is not willing then it's not really tango. It's more like forcibly dragging the other around.
I am not adamant about calling it all the same thing. They ARE the same thing. :P Just saying that saying love-making or mind blowing fucking isn't fucking, is wrong… Because you know... they are. XD
Why even bring it up though? That's like saying "Spaghetti, Rigatoni, Tortellini - you guys, it's all pasta". Everybody knows they are technically all pasta but it's still important to differentiate by being more specific. Man, I fucking love pasta.
Also, you guys talking about your awesome sex lives reminds me that I've never really done anything crazy or kinky. The closest thing I have, was fingering a stripper in Prague when I was 17, which was just as weird as it sounds.
@wolfwoof:
You should see me dance
When you say my name with two oo's like that it makes me feel like a roofie
Pfft It's 1:23 AM and I can't breathe. I can spell your name however I like woolpie~
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from biological point of view rape is sex, unfortunately.
Well, the rape thing was obviously an extreme example but as for the others… yeah that pretty much could mean any of those things. Depending on the people "I had sex" could mean vanilla stuff or fisting and bdsm.
Why even bring it up though? That's like saying "Spaghetti, Rigatoni, Tortellini - you guys, it's all pasta". Everybody knows they are technically all pasta but it's still important to differentiate by being more specific. Man, I fucking love pasta.
Also, you guys talking about your awesome sex lives reminds me that I've never really done anything crazy or kinky. The closest thing I have, was fingering a stripper in Prague when I was 17, which was just as weird as it sounds.
Yes, rape was an extreme example and… still not fucking!
Oh I didn't bring it up randomly! I just saw somewhere written (don't even remember who posted it now lol) that some type of sex wasn't fucking, and I was like "Weeeeeell~ If you boil down at it, it IS fucking!" I am not arguing or disagreeing that there are different types, qualities and feelings. I said that quite a lot of times :X Saying they aren't fucking when they are, is what I was arguing with!
I did a double-take at that Choc... How much did she charge you?
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Well, the rape thing was obviously an extreme example but as for the others… yeah that pretty much could mean any of those things. Depending on the people "I had sex" could mean vanilla stuff or fisting and bdsm.
How could that be wrong when it feels so right? Older women are totally my thing too. Even in fourth grade, I was mostly into girls in grade 8 and above.
Why even bring it up though? That's like saying "Spaghetti, Rigatoni, Tortellini - you guys, it's all pasta". Everybody knows they are technically all pasta but it's still important to differentiate by being more specific. Man, I fucking love pasta.
Also, you guys talking about your awesome sex lives reminds me that I've never really done anything crazy or kinky. The closest thing I have, was fingering a stripper in Prague when I was 17, which was just as weird as it sounds.
You´re not the only one. Compared to chrissie´s experiences, my sex life seems rather tame to be honest
I did a double-take at that Choc… How much did she charge you?
Please, Chrissie, this is The Count himself we're talking about here.
Obviously the correct question is, how much did he charge her?
You´re not the only one. Compared to chrissie´s experiences, my sex life seems rather tame to be honest
I have a penguin suit if you want to try something new.
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Word to the wise, never do it in the woods…you'll be goosed by something you don't wanna be goosed by... DX
I have a penguin suit if you want to try something new.
Thx but ehm, no thanks 
Thx but ehm, no thanks
Suit yourself. It could've helped you achieve great things… Great things indeed... :(
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@wolfwoof:
I thought we had something special and here you go and use dog slurs on me
That's what the mean older dogs call the little kelpies. Woof of you damn woolpie they'd say
I am sorry wolfie :( I got carried… Won't do it again!
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I see woolpie and think something else…
Suit yourself. It could've helped you achieve great things… Great things indeed... :(
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I am sorry wolfie :( I got carried... Won't do it again!
The day i have to resort to that to get me or my partner excited, i think i will stop having sex altogether
The day i have to resort to that to get me or my partner excited, i think i will stop having sex altogether
Bahahahahahaha! It wouldn't have helped anyways. :P Doesn't have any openings apart the head the suit! Though penguins will find you rather attractive!
But seriously, if you want a spicy sex life… well.. just have it? Doesn't need to be anything you find extreme like public stuff. Randomly pouncing your other half (after reading the signs that they are relaxed and not in a mood that they will reject your pouncing) or starting play- fights can lead to very nice things indeed!
I did a double-take at that Choc… How much did she charge you?
Nothing. My friends payed her to do a private lapdance for me and she told me that I was special and could touch her if I wanted. I knew this was probably what she said to everyone but I didn't care (which may or may not have been a consequence of me being absolutely shitfaced).
Nothing. My friends payed her to do a private lapdance for me and she told me that I was special and could touch her if I wanted. I knew this was probably what she said to everyone but I didn't care (which may or may not have been a consequence of me being absolutely shitfaced).
You got cool friends there man!
I honestly can't imagine anything else but that whenever you post. I am not even kidding here. Pomerians cause me a rather short attention span. I think it's all the fuzz!
But no, rape is not fucking and rape victims are not being fucked. They are being violated and physically as well as psychologically harmed. Dunno how you consider it fucking. And how does fucking not imply consent exactly? Never saw it as a word related to rape really. Rape is a violation of human rights and fucking… is not.
Pommies distract me to so…I end up trailing off sometimes.
I agree whole-heartedly that rape is a violation against another person without consent causing physical as well as emotional damage. However, I am under the impression that "fucking" is a general term for a particular action (the act of sticking the genitalia (or something) into another orifice which entails either the ass or the vagina and ejaculating). The act in itself really doesn't imply consent since it is merely a word that describes a particular action. You're just "fucking". It is something that happens with or without consent (since it is irrelevant in terms of the action itself). For example "walking": You and a friend could decide "Let's go out for a walk today" and do it or someone could put a gun to your head and say "We're going out for a walk". Both situations suggest that the act of "walking" is irrelevant towards being consensual or forced. It is simply an "action" that occurs.
Also, during the process of "fucking", there is one person doing the "fucking" (giver) while the other is being "fucked" (receiver). This happens in both rape and sex in general. For example, normally you hear one party saying, "I'm going to fuck you (sex-wise)" which implies that individual will be the one sticking the genetalia (or something) into the orifice while the other one is being "fucked". It is odd to hear I'm being "fucked" when he/she is sticking something into the orifice. Normally the receiver is the one that will utter, "I'm got fucked (in terms of intercourse)".
However, sex USUALLY implies consent which is why the word rape exists (to counter the idea that the "fucking" was done without consent). Sex is when fucking is given consent and hence both parties partake in the act of "fucking" while rape is where "fucking" happens without the consent. So fucking still does happen in rape (where one person is giving while the other is unfortunately receiving...though in some rare cases it is visa versa which is...weird).
However, now i feel bad about my previous post because I think I made an erroneous comparison which conflicts with this, but I stand by my point.
-Fucking = action that occurs within intercourse (could be either consensual or rape).
-Sex = intercourse that usually implies consent from both parties.
PS: I feel like this...so I might be wrong shrug
Seems like this is really just a semantics argument…
As long as we all agree that rape is an absolute evil, consensual sex is hot, and loving consensual sex with tongue-kissing is hotter, then we're all basically on the same page, yeah?
Word to the wise, never do it in the woods…you'll be goosed by something you don't wanna be goosed by... DX
I don't know, man… the second sexiest thing to ever happen to me was in the woods.
Well I guess it was technically a graveyard.
PS: I feel like this…so I might be wrong shrug
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This is what this whole thread feels like to me
@CCC:
I don't know, man… the second sexiest thing to ever happen to me was in the woods.
Well I guess it was technically a graveyard.
Still waters run deep eh you ol' dog you
Wonder if that makes me the shallow end lol
@CCC:
I don't know, man… the second sexiest thing to ever happen to me was in the woods.
Well I guess it was technically a graveyard.
The test is to ask yourself: would I recognize Poison Ivy if I saw it?
If the answer is no, then proceed at your own risk, really.
I'll confess that i at first thought CCC might step in to say something responsible like okay that's enough
Then he sits down and talks about how he used to bang in a cemetary. Now imagine that whole scene with like your dad
I…can sorta see the appeal in doing it in the cemetery. There is a sort of thrill factor that is a slight notch higher than doing it in public. It is kinda like doing it in a church, but outdoors. There is a "taboo" element of it that makes the act a bit more thrilling. It's like you're desecrating the place, but NOT really...
PS: CCC as a father, "Son I had sex with your mother in the cemetary about 8 months before you were born...and that is why you have horns, a tail, and hooves for feet."
CCC gives off the dad vibe? Don´t see it, to me he had always that "cool nerd" vibe
@wolfwoof:
I'll confess that i at first thought CCC might step in to say something responsible like okay that's enough
Nah. I'll never be the mod who comes in to delete good-natured, civil, PG-13 sex talk.
Cool nerd…? Have you been spying on me since elementary school, Mr. Musashi?
I'll totally be a cool nerd dad. "Tried out for the football team, huh, son? Well that's nice. But no dinner until you beat the Water Temple."
Could we call CCC the defiler from now on?
@wolfwoof:
Could we call CCC the defiler from now on?
I vote in motion for this….
Oh and one last tidbit, doing it in your parents bed...not at all strange...
shrug There are worse nicknames. And that one is pretty damn metal.
I disagree, ordering a prostitute and fucking her is a lot different than, to say, fucking a girl who you're in a relationship with. Again when you're experienced with sex you'll notice the entirely new experiences based on traits like that.
Think of it like fruit, an apple and a grape are entirely different, but they are classified as fruit. They have different tastes, textures and all sorts of fun things specific to them. Doesn't make all fruit, just fruit.
Let's categorize everything with inane autistic specificity, it will really make the world a better place.
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UM EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, I BELIEVE YOUR STANDARD A-3 TYPE NINE ORAL IS ASSUREDLY NOT THE SAME AS A-4 IF GIVEN X AMOUNTS OF PASSION.
Well since we're on the topic of sex, I might as well make a confession:
When I was younger, I learned most about sex through Futari-Ecchi (Step Up Love in the States). Never really masturbated to it at all (even though that's probably what most folks did with it), but I did learn a lot of interesting little tidbits as a younger guy from it about efficacious intimacy shrug.
Well since we're on the topic of sex, I might as well make a confession:
When I was younger, I learned most about sex through Futari-Ecchi (Step Up Love in the States). Never really masturbated to it at all (even though that's probably what most folks did with it), but I did learn a lot of interesting little tidbits as a younger guy from it about efficacious intimacy shrug.
Is it sad to say the way I handled most of my relationships by doing the complete opposite of what normal romance character in manga do?
It worked wonders
Is it sad to say the way I handled most of my relationships by doing the complete opposite of what normal romance character in manga do?
It worked wonders
Funny story, I know a guy that is a fricken romance anime archetype in person. It is…remarkable and depressing at the same time. He's that shy awkward guy that isn't the best looking in class, but wasn't downright ugly. His confidence level was in the shitter and he made it pretty obvious to everyone by being stupidly awkward. Regardless, he's a nice honest guy, and fairly intelligent. He got a few pity dates, but he sucked at interacting with women and knowing how to gauge their interests (therefore they never called him back).
He moped a lot about not having a girlfriend and sex...so on. His philosophy on romance was that he believed he needed to start with the ugly ones and move up to the big leagues (hell I still think he still believe this shit) as if he needs "level" up in romance (seriously wtf?). He is convinced that a "girl" will magically show up that is right for him, but that's obviously bullshit as reality indicates. I called him a dumbass for this and told him he has a high chance in STAYING single with this mentality. Lo and behold, he's still single.
A lot of girls pity him and so on since he IS a nice guy and all, but no girl would want to show him off as their "boyfriend" for a good reason (since you know, that is reality).
If we're doing sexual confession here, I have to admit I did not even fathom that a "vagina" existed until 6th grade. In the since I thought women urinated out their backside and the vagina was the part of their backside that was inside their butthole that processed urine. The worst part is VERY ADAMANTLY telling your friend how stupid he is thinking women have another orifice/sex organ in their front crotch region.
#45lyfer
If we're doing sexual confession here, I have to admit I did not even fathom that a "vagina" existed until 6th grade. In the since I thought women urinated out their backside and the vagina was the part of their backside that was inside their butthole that processed urine. The worst part is VERY ADAMANTLY telling your friend how stupid he is thinking women have another orifice/sex organ in their front crotch region.
I believe the age I discovered that women had vaginas was around the age of 9? Before then, I remember I had a dream about Ginger (from Spice girls). She was laying on her backside with her usual Spice Girls attire. And suddenly from inside her pants erected a "folding triangle". It's kind of hard to describe. Now what business did an 8 or 7 year old have of dreaming about that, I dont know.
I use to have the biggest crush on Kelly from Saved by the Bell tho…
los niños están locos~
Khaini's mom is definitely going to be added to my list at this rate.
Good, gives you a reason to come out my way. Once you've gotten here and banged Khaini's mom come hang out for awhile. But not at the Baltimore zoo, that place has now been ruined forever for me, or at least the red panda exhibit has.
Whoo! Congrats!! Moving in the US next July/August myself. Really looking forward to that!
It was in the US actually :P We did it in Europe too tho. Well… HE did it. I was driving. It was all I could do to not crash :ninja:
Please please tell me the US instance was somewhere on DC's beltway.
Is it sad to say the way I handled most of my relationships by doing the complete opposite of what normal romance character in manga do?
It worked wonders
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please draw this folded triangle which you speak of.
please draw this folded triangle which you speak of.
It was like this thing (see image below) unfolding, but only inside a woman's pants.
que era un sueño extraño~
I confess to have had a sexual dream about my ex last night.
@cooldud_21:
I confess to have had a sexual dream about my ex last night.
Aquí mismo~
I have dreams like that all the time! But when I wake up I always say "Lord have mercy. May we never get back together!"
I did the unthinkable and drew a furry character.
Kind of annoyed though as it looks way better than the non furry characters I usually draw. I don't know if to carry on or try harder at something else.
It goes against everything I've preached for the past few years. Should I fold and become a furry artist? Lol
Side note: somewhere out their is a Mexican laughing pretty hard.
I did the unthinkable and drew a furry character.
Kind of annoyed though as it looks way better than the non furry characters I usually draw. I don't know if to carry on or try harder at something else.
It goes against everything I've preached for the past few years. Should I fold and become a furry artist? Lol
Side note: somewhere out their is a Mexican laughing pretty hard.
I'll preface this with saying the obvious: I can't speak directly to your situation because, well, I don't know what it is.
So with that out of the way, speaking in general. People make far, far, far too big a deal about 'drawing furry', as if it's some sort of horrible sin that will stain them for life. Yes, I'm well aware of the intensely negative view of the 'furry' sub-culture, but drawing in that way does not automatically make you part of it.
Plenty of quite talented people draw furry characters for plenty of different reasons, not least among them that they simply find them easier to draw, much like you evidently do. Aside from the completely obvious examples, like say Disney, there are things such as the web comic Lackadaisy, which, while I've unfortunately yet to read myself, is by all accounts an excellent comic set in prohibition America, whose characters just happen to be walking, talking animals.
Anyway, again, I don't know your situation, and if you have some other reason for your stance, then feel free to disregard all of this. But if you're just worried about the association, I say don't let it get to you, and draw in whatever style you end up enjoying most.
