@Foxy:
I never though I would ask anyone this, but how does a human penis tolerate that?!
I would say lube but I don't even use that.
@The:
I … guess I'm really tolerant then because I can't see how it'd affect me
(Not being snarky)
Bigger balls than me bro, I'd feel slightly violated
@The:
I … guess I'm really tolerant then because I can't see how it'd affect me
(Not being snarky)
I wouldn't mind that much either. It'd be weird and would some taking used to but it's not a thing I'd end a friendship over. My parents are divorced and if a friend of mine wants to date my mom then I'd let him. The main thing is that they're happy.
Just so we're clear, none of you can date my mom, I'll slit your throat in your sleep and filter the iron out of your blood to make a paper weight to beat to death your closest loved one(excluding my own mother).
Just so we're clear, none of you can date my mom, I'll slit your throat in your sleep and filter the iron out of your blood to make a paper weight to beat to death your closest loved one(excluding my own mother).
The human body only contains a few grams of iron though… 
The human body only contains a few grams of iron though…
He'll have Mystique inject a few grams more.
The human body only contains a few grams of iron though…
Oh I know, now with that consideration think about how long and annoying that death would inevitibly be
Oh I know, now with that consideration think about how long and annoying that death would inevitibly be
I only mention it because I don't know how good a paperweight it would make.
I only mention it because I don't know how good a paperweight it would make.
To be honest I couldn't think of anything smaller at the time :sad:
To be honest I couldn't think of anything smaller at the time :sad:
Hm, how about a razor blade? It might also be more efficient for killing.
Just so we're clear, none of you can date my mom, I'll slit your throat in your sleep and filter the iron out of your blood to make a paper weight to beat to death your closest loved one(excluding my own mother).
What if I told you I'm Eiichiro Oda?
Soft sex, loud sex, quiet sex, passionate sex, cold sex, quick sex, morning sex, sexual intercourse, love-making, porking… all dem sex names? At the end of the day, they are all ''fucking'' no matter how you wanna call it lads. :U
I know a couple of guys that really dig the older ladies (like.. 20/30 years difference). XD It's really all about what turns you on. But I think doing your friend's mom is kind of weird. At least for me... I always see my friends' parents as my adoptive uncles or aunties after all. Getting hit on by a father of one of my friends, would freak me out for sure! x'D So weird! shudders
This sounds like a perverted Dr Seuss rhyme…
…A penis is a penis, no matter how small.
We are all a little sexy and life's a little sexy, and when we find someone whose sexiness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual sexiness and call it sex.
I have heard there are fucking of more than one kind. Some come from the front and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. (didn't even have to change most of this lol) Now my fuckings are going to have fucks with me!
I can keep this up all night. Just ask Zeph.
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I disagree, ordering a prostitute and fucking her is a lot different than, to say, fucking a girl who you're in a relationship with. Again when you're experienced with sex you'll notice the entirely new experiences based on traits like that.
Think of it like fruit, an apple and a grape are entirely different, but they are classified as fruit. They have different tastes, textures and all sorts of fun things specific to them. Doesn't make all fruit, just fruit.
MUAHAHAHAHA >8D IMPROVING YOUR CHILDHOOD LIKE A PRO
Went ahead and fixed that for you.
Although I'd argue against the 'like a pro' part. After all, a huge part of Dr. Suess books was the pictures, and where are those in your post, I ask!
I disagree, ordering a prostitute and fucking her is a lot different than, to say, fucking a girl who you're in a relationship with. Again when you're experienced with sex you'll notice the entirely new experiences based on traits like that.
I am experienced with sex and all the types of sex I've had till now are still 'fucking'. I've only had all that with one single guy and not changing him ever either~ :P
What changes is the feeling depending on the mood. The action though still is fucking. Sugar-coating it, doesn't change what you are doing.
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@Panda:
Went ahead and fixed that for you.
Although I'd argue against the 'like a pro' part. After all, a huge part of Dr. Suess books was the pictures, and where are those in your post, I ask!
Sorry :'( My mouse+Paint skills are lousy!
OHOH! I've got another one!!! 8D
Fuck left and fuck right and fuck low and fuck high. Oh, the fucks you can fuck up if only you try!
:'D I don't get enough sleep lately or enough oxygen in my brain. Yep.
And yes wolfwoof~ :U We don't keep it only to wild adventures in the country we are in, or talking about the most random stuff or whatever. 
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i give everyone permission to date Khaini's mom.
I am experienced with sex and all the types of sex I've had till now are still 'fucking'. I've only had all that with one single guy and not changing him ever either~ :P
What changes is the feeling depending on the mood. The action though still is fucking. Sugar-coating it, doesn't change what you are doing.
You can go compare x-art to brazzers and tell me they are the same thing. You've only slept with one guy, so there really isn't much experience on your end…granted you could fuck him 20 times a day, but another guy can give you a whole new experience.
i give everyone permission to date Khaini's mom.
You're a racist :(
EDIT: BY the way who's a fan of harry potter? You know the only asian in the entire series? Katie, something I can't her her last name. My girlfriend and her are best friends, so she got invited to her cousin's wedding in Hong Kong. So yeah, autograph for me hahahaha
:'D I don't get enough sleep lately or enough oxygen in my brain. Yep.
I saw this before you fixed the color, and thought, wow, I really don't remember that part of any of his stories. Although I suppose it would explain pretty much all of them…
Also, how dare you compare sex in the missionary position for the express purpose of procreation as sanctioned by the Church to your so-called 'fucking'! Probably sinners, the lot of you!
Chrissie, are you my mother?
You can go compare x-art to brazzers and tell me they are the same thing. You've only slept with one guy, so there really isn't much experience on your end…granted you could fuck him 20 times a day, but another guy can give you a whole new experience.
Still doesn't change the fact that I've experienced several types of sex even if it's with the same guy. I discuss with friends who had multiple partners, yet their experiences just… pale in front of mine. So limited and poor. Goes to show: Quality over quantity~!
I'd rather not touch another guy either. Find the idea absolutely repulsive. And why change when what I've got, makes me fly over to the stars over 5 times on an average each single time? 
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@wolfwoof:
Or any freaky combination of those three things. Random country sex with poetry
Wanna hear about that time he was doing a world geography quiz thingie on sporcle and I- … Yeah, you probably don't wanna hear that.
Chrissie, are you my mother?
MY SON~ 
No. Maybe. Why?
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@wolfwoof:
Nah i'd rather not hear about celery being used like "that":ninja:
And ranch dressing? I mean come on, being a little kinky is one thing, but I'm pretty sure that's just plain unsanitary.
@wolfwoof:
Nah i'd rather not hear about celery being used like "that":ninja:
I don't even wanna know how you came up with 'celery'. You are a special one wolfie! Or your experiences are special indeed. :ninja:
Still doesn't change the fact that I've experienced several types of sex even if it's with the same guy. I discuss with friends who had multiple partners, yet their experiences just… pale in front of mine. So limited and poor. Goes to show: Quality over quantity~!
I'd rather not touch another guy either. Find the idea absolutely repulsive. And why change when what I've got, make me fly over to the stars over 5 times on an average each single time?
You don't know that by word of mouth. It's like saying you ate a single type of bread, saying it was the best bread ever and you'll never try another. What do you have to compare it to besides word of mouth of your friends?
If you're satisfied by your boyfriend (how long have you been dating may I ask) that's fine, don't go cheating on him, but sex isn't just sex, just like dancing isn't just dancing. I've slept with 3 different races of women, and all of them were worlds different.
Still doesn't change the fact that I've experienced several types of sex even if it's with the same guy. I discuss with friends who had multiple partners, yet their experiences just… pale in front of mine. So limited and poor. Goes to show: Quality over quantity~!
I'd rather not touch another guy either. Find the idea absolutely repulsive. And why change when what I've got, makes me fly over to the stars over 5 times on an average each single time?MY SON~
No. Maybe. Why?
Man Chrissie…5? My wife only handles 2...
"Are you my Mother?" is the Dr Seuss book my son is stuck on...
@Chrissie
Why are you so adamant about calling it all the same thing? Yes, technically all penetration is "fucking" no matter the context or manner. However, calling it something else isn't wrong because of that. It's just more specific and to most people, being specific is important. Saying "I got fucked last week" can be anything from me being raped to me having the most gentle love-making session. It's all about how you got fucked and that's definitely something worth mentioning in most cases.
@Panda:
And ranch dressing? I mean come on, being a little kinky is one thing, but I'm pretty sure that's just plain unsanitary.
I often rock myself to sleep with a copy of the holy bible clutched tightly to my chest when ever i think of their depraved acts
I don't even wanna know how you came up with 'celery'. You are a special one wolfie! Or your experiences are special indeed. :ninja:
Yeah i am great aren't i. But i pretty much just tried to think of a vegetable common to both Italy and Greeky Cyprusy
When i end it Y like that it all sounds like Turkey. Wonder if that's offensive in anyway
I've slept with 3 different races of women, and all of them were worlds different.
Yes i have heard that latinos just kinda remove their genitals and just rub them all over each other
I don't like to use the word 'fucking' because it makes the baby angles cry :sad:
On a slightly separate note, General is a scary, scary place, evidently, but this:
@wolfwoof:
Yes i have heard that latinos just kinda remove their genitals and just rub them all over each other
Makes it all, all worth it.
@Chrissie
Why are you so adamant about calling it all the same thing? Yes, technically all penetration is "fucking" no matter the context or manner. However, calling it something else isn't wrong because of that. It's just more specific and to most people, being specific is important. Saying "I got fucked last week" can be anything from me being raped to me having the most gentle love-making session. It's all about how you got fucked and that's definitely something worth mentioning in most cases.
Nope, no difference at all. "I had sex" is pretty much interpreted the same as "We fucked like chimps." or "I had sex" could be interpreted as "I got raped in the park last night in the bushes". Or "I had sex" is the same as "I stuck it in her for about 4 minutes, squirted, pulled it out, and called it a night like a good Protestant.". Or "I had sex" is the same as "I sat in bed motionless and watched some guy had his way since I'm pretty meh about the guy". Yep…pretty much the same.
You don't know that by word of mouth. It's like saying you ate a single type of bread, saying it was the best bread ever and you'll never try another. What do you have to compare it to besides word of mouth of your friends?
If you're satisfied by your boyfriend (how long have you been dating may I ask) that's fine, don't go cheating on him, but sex isn't just sex, just like dancing isn't just dancing. I've slept with 3 different races of women, and all of them were worlds different.
Why would I want to compare sex? It's not bread you MUST try other types of to settle down with the best one. It's not the number one I was looking for to get with a guy in the first place either. Just happened that as I and my partner explored and discovered each other, we clicked perfectly and that's that. Having sex with another guy, for the sake of trying sex with someone different, is… pointless.
But what I am saying still differs to what you are trying to argue with me about: Fucking is fucking no matter how you name it. Feelings change the meaning it has for a person, yes, but never the action. It's STILL fucking. I dunno how else to phrase it. :U No matter how you do it, with who you do it or the intention you do it with, how good or how bad it is, fucking is fucking. Even if I slept around with other guys whose style differed from my guy's, it'd still be sex at the end of the day. Not saying sex is just sex. I am saying that sex is… sex. So for example saying 'I had soft sex with blah' really just means you had sex. If you have 'soft sex' with your friend's mother and you break it a week after to him, he is not going to say 'Oh it's ok! It's not passionate sex or anything you had with her, so it's cool!'. He is gonna punch the hallelujah out of you screaming 'THIS IS FOR FUCKING MY MOTHER YOU ASSHOLE' xD You see what I am trying to say?
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Is it wrong that half of my celebrity sex list is 40+ women? I mean, they're twice or even thrice my age, but damn girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllll. I'd hit Barbara Hershey, Michelle Fairley, Madeleine Stowe, Courteney Cox, Julia Louis-Dreyfus any day.
Khaini's mom is definitely going to be added to my list at this rate.
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I consider the idea of me bumping uglies with anyone a major achievement…therefore I'm happy with what I have~
@wolfwoof:
Yes i have heard that latinos just kinda remove their genitals and just rub them all over each other
I would say they are more obsessed with Oral sex, mine was anyway. xD Milato…oh man close second for that one, they just love to scratch, bite and ride. Asians are the best though because they love to please.
Why would I want to compare sex? It's not bread you MUST try other types of to settle down with the best one. It's not the number one I was looking for to get with a guy in the first place either. Just happened that as I and my partner explored and discovered each other, we clicked perfectly and that's that. Having sex with another guy, for the sake of trying sex with someone different, is… pointless.
But what I am saying still differs to what you are trying to argue with me about: Fucking is fucking no matter how you name it. Feelings change the meaning it has for a person, yes, but never the action. It's STILL fucking. I dunno how else to phrase it. :U No matter how you do it, with who you do it or the intention you do it with, how good or how bad it is, fucking is fucking. Even if I slept around with other guys whose style differed from my guy's, it'd still be sex at the end of the day. Not saying sex is just sex. I am saying that sex is… sex. So for example saying 'I had soft sex with blah' really just means you had sex. If you have 'soft sex' with your friend's mother and you break it a week after to him, he is not going to say 'Oh it's ok! It's not passionate sex or anything you had with her, so it's cool!'. He is gonna punch the hallelujah out of you screaming 'THIS IS FOR FUCKING MY MOTHER YOU ASSHOLE' xD You see what I am trying to say?
Agree to disagree, sensual sex is not "Just fucking", I find much more effort and foreplay is necessary to bring out the sensuality than, to say, just jumping right into it. Apples to oranges, they both maybe fruit but they're entirely different.
Is it wrong that half of my celebrity sex list is 40+ women? I mean, they're twice or even thrice my age, but damn girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllll. I'd hit Barbara Hershey, Michelle Fairley, Madeleine Stowe, Courteney Cox, Julia Louis-Dreyfus any day.
Khaini's mom is definitely going to be added to my list at this rate.
Man, I don't even HAVE celebrities on my list. All I have is like kate beckinsale and frekin mila kunis. Oh my god mila kunis….
@Chrissie
Why are you so adamant about calling it all the same thing? Yes, technically all penetration is "fucking" no matter the context or manner. However, calling it something else isn't wrong because of that. It's just more specific and to most people, being specific is important. Saying "I got fucked last week" can be anything from me being raped to me having the most gentle love-making session. It's all about how you got fucked and that's definitely something worth mentioning in most cases.
Rape is not really fucking or having sex. It's abuse and violation of human rights. An act of violence. You need two (or more if you swing that way) to tango and if one is not willing then it's not really tango. It's more like forcibly dragging the other around.
I am not adamant about calling it all the same thing. They ARE the same thing. :P Just saying that saying love-making or mind blowing fucking isn't fucking, is wrong… Because you know... they are. XD
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Is it wrong that half of my celebrity sex list is 40+ women? I mean, they're twice or even thrice my age, but damn girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllll. I'd hit Barbara Hershey, Michelle Fairley, Madeleine Stowe, Courteney Cox, Julia Louis-Dreyfus any day.
Khaini's mom is definitely going to be added to my list at this rate.
Yes she is making quite a name for herself this mom of Khaini
But no wanting to sleep with Courtney Cox just makes you sane
Agree to disagree, sensual sex is not "Just fucking", I find much more effort and foreplay is necessary to bring out the sensuality than, to say, just jumping right into it. Apples to oranges, they both maybe fruit but they're entirely different.
Omg WHERE am I saying it's JUST fucking? XD I am re-reading what I am writing to see where I give that impression and I just can't find it. :U
I don't think I've had sex without foreplay till now tbh. Maybe that time where my love just randomly tossed me on the chair and… well.. the passion of the moment made foreplay pretty unnecessary, but otherwise foreplay was always present. Apples and oranges go great together in a fruit salad if you ask me~
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Did any one else get a modified version of Stacy's mom stuck in their head?
Omg WHERE am I saying it's JUST fucking? XD I am re-reading what I am writing to see where I give that impression and I just can't find it. :U
I don't think I've had sex without foreplay till now tbh. Maybe that time where my love just randomly tossed me on the chair and… well.. the passion of the moment made foreplay pretty unnecessary, but otherwise foreplay was always present. Apples and oranges go great together in a fruit salad if you ask me~
I was at the baltimore zoo towards closing time and the red panda exhibit was open but none was there. I bent her over on the railing right up the skirt, kinkiest shit ever.
@wolfwoof:
Did any one else get a modified version of Stacy's mom stuck in their head?
Well I did just now, thanks.
I was at the baltimore zoo towards closing time and the red panda exhibit was open but none was there. I bent her over on the railing right up the skirt, kinkiest shit ever.
On the one hand, red pandas are absolutely adorable. On the other hand, I'm a bit conflicted about their name, since while they're certainly rather reddish, they aren't really pandas.
I feel I have responded to the important aspect of your post, yes, why do you ask?
It's funny how one guys story about how he boned his friends mom, turned the thread into a full blown sexual discussion.
I was at the baltimore zoo towards closing time and the red panda exhibit was open but none was there. I bent her over on the railing right up the skirt, kinkiest shit ever.
Ohohohohooo! That's awesome right there! Really, surprise your girls more often guys. They love it more than you think!
I think the kinkiest shit we did was during driving. Yes, driving. Leaving it up to your imagination~ Hoping for a really spicy Spring Break this April myself~ hint-hint nudge-nudge @Zeph~
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Ohohohohooo! That's awesome right there! Really, surprise your girls more often guys. They love it more than you think!
I think the kinkiest shit we did was during driving. Yes, driving. Leaving it up to your imagination~ Hoping for a really spicy Spring Break this April myself~ hint-hint nudge-nudge @Zeph~
I'm proposing in July so we'll see if I can top that last experience. Personally I don't know how you managed it, I assume its europe and your cars are fucking tiny
Whoo! Congrats!! Moving in the US next July/August myself. Really looking forward to that!
It was in the US actually :P We did it in Europe too tho. Well… HE did it. I was driving. It was all I could do to not crash :ninja:
@Foxy:
It's funny how one guys story about how he boned his friends mom, turned the thread into a full blown sexual discussion.
It's really not lol.
But our cars being tiny would explain why i always thought car sex was the worst sex
Rape is not really fucking or having sex. It's abuse and violation of human rights. An act of violence. You need two (or more if you swing that way) to tango and if one is not willing then it's not really tango. It's more like forcibly dragging the other around.
I am not adamant about calling it all the same thing. They ARE the same thing. :P Just saying that saying love-making or mind blowing fucking isn't fucking, is wrong… Because you know... they are. XD
No, the victim was still "fucked". I don't think "fucking" implies consent so it can be used in either situation. "Sex" on the other hand implies consent so it doesn't work in the "rape" situation (which is probably why the word "rape" exists).
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@wolfwoof:
It's really not lol.
But our cars being tiny would explain why i always thought car sex was the worst sex
Yeah.. It's AP. Nothing surprising :X
Get a bigger car dude.
I found Jacuzzi sex a bit boring compared to the rest. It was… interesting in other ways tho. O:)
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