Humor: Everything you've learned from One Piece.

Senshi Mizaka

Talk about what One Piece has taught you, even if it isn't serious.

-If a guy with sand power attacks you, use your own blood!
-Never ask Zoro for directions
-Don't believe anything that Usopp tells you, especially if you're a talking reindeer with a blue nose
-If you don't want to do something, make up a fake disease
-NORTH IS NOT UP!
-Never get treated by Dr. Kureha

From the dub:
-You should feel threatened if you ever have a hammer gun pointed at you
-If your evil pirate butler attacks you, use your slingshot!
-Chakrams have minds of their own!
-Shovels are the key to attacking mermen

Nurlock

The one thing I've learned from One Piece: no matter how severe your injury is, go to sleep. You'll heal.

Soupster

You should eat until you turn into a ball, it all goes away the next day.

Bounty1Berry

You can tell when someone is reminiscing by the appearance of a black frame around the world.

Hypnosis can make people act superhumanly strong.

If you're doing a theme, keep it within reason. Didn't the Black Cat pirates seem so much more dignified and respectable than the Buggy ones? :)

Men really can't navigate.

Fishman are not as strong as motivated men. Later, we'll try and find a motivated fishman for further tests.

chitose-himura

Probably the biggest lesson One Piece has taught me is that if you walk by a Naruto fan's house wearing an OP t-shirt, Chopper backpack, and/or carry a Zoro plushie, you'll get beat up. Ok, so One Piece didn't really teach me that, but I still learned the hard way. <_<

Buccaneer

Baboons are heroes.

From the dub:
Grape juice is orange.

That most fans are not as up to date as you are.

bevin

That if you're going to wear a Hawaiian shirt, wear a Hawaiian shirt. The more obnoxious and hideous, the more manly it makes you.

To bear conviction behind your ideals.

Get back up, however many times it takes.

Sometimes the smartest person in the room is also the biggest idiot. And vice versa.

Roronoa Zolo

If you have to battle a fish person that can shoot water so fast it can kill you just beat him over the head with a hammer.

Erm…..Saying your attack before you do it never alerts the Opponent to get out of the way. Erm...yeah.

e1n

that procrastination, slothfulness, obliviousness, and obsession are virtues.

the trick is to find the perfect moment to focus all of the energy saved up due to the first three, and that perfect moment is usually the fourth.

take it from a guy who managed to go through 3 years of college by spending most of his time sleeping or reading one piece and hoping that either tomorrow's exam be cancelled, or if not, it will be really easy. promote laziness.

silver griffin girl

What I learned…

That coke makes cyborgs feel super...

It's cool to have a tatoo which misspells your name, but only if the wrong letter is crossed out so that the rest of the tatoo is correct...(did that make sense?)

Don't invite Wapol over for dinner. EVER.

Janken Jack

Tobasco sauce will make you breathe fire.

Perverted animals have perverted animal friends.

Icebergs, no matter what the size, can be blown to bits by a single cannon.

Roronoa Zolo

That sea monsters will run away if you look at them, but not before they bite off your arm.

If you get hit in the head by a giant iron mace it won't hurt one little bit.

wintergt

Screw kevlar. All you need is rubber for a bullet-proof vest.

If you can cut nothing, you can cut everything.

People are immortal, except people in the past.

If you don't like your body, you can re-engineer yourself from spare parts and scrap metal.

Willpower is a valid substitute for blood. No matter how much of the latter you lose, as long as you have plenty of the former you'll survive.

Whenever you go to sleep, your nose will start to blow bubbles of snot.

Never insult a female. They will beat the living hell out of you. Luckily though, the black eyes and bruises will disappear promptly. It's a female secret punch.

Having power gives you the ability to cancel more appointments.

There is a new law of physics that states that the determinism of the trajectory of an object is lost if you bounce it off of a wall.

Normal people can be two to three times as large as other normal people and no-one is surprised.

A waist the size of a donut can support E-cup breasts.

You are nobody unless you have a dream and a flashback.

If you are about to die, it is proper conduct to laugh.

Older psychological theories stated that the leader of a group of people was the person with the best leadership skills. New evidence indicates however that it is either the one with the most physical strength or the one with the slowest wit.

If you have a glaring weakness, you should seek it out. Say, for example, you're a deadweight in water, then it's a good idea to sail the seas. Superman should probably scatter plutonium all around his house too.

To cut costs, a world government should disband the ground force of its army and only keep the marine division.

If someone insults you that is weaker than you are, you should let him beat you up.

Pirates are people that sail around for fun and help others.

I've learned the ultimate fighting technique. When fighting a bully, point to the sky and say whats that? Then bash in the head when they turn around.

Paulie

@bevin:

That if you're going to wear a Hawaiian shirt, wear a Hawaiian shirt. The more obnoxious and hideous, the more manly it makes you.

I got that one covered. wears nothing but loud, colorful Hawaiian shirts

Miss White day

If you feel too weak, wear an afro and your punch will become stronger.

If you give a ship enough love, it'll repair itself when it's too much damaged.

Never engage in a battle with a Kung fu dewgon.

Senshi Mizaka

Whenever your friend asks you for help, give them your most cherrished posession, look up to the sky and yell "Damn right!"
-Get a few of your friends, and march towards your next destination
-After you've finished doing your helpful deed, get dramatic by going onto higher ground, face your friend and yell "You are my nakama!"

-If you ever need advice on winter swimming, go to Zoro

Tongari

If you're a smooth gentleman with superb culinary skills, you will never get a woman, no matter how hard you try.
If you slim down, you will gain a lot height. Likewise, if you grow old or gain wieight, you'll lose height.
Running around in a full-body cast when most of your bones are broken is possible and doesn't hurt a bit.
No matter how outrageous a lie, there will always be someone who believes it.

darth_mark

Fishman are not as strong as motivated men. Later, we'll try and find a motivated fishman for further tests.

LMAO!1

Superman should probably scatter plutonium all around his house too

it's kryptonite.

That if you're going to wear a Hawaiian shirt, wear a Hawaiian shirt. The more obnoxious and hideous, the more manly it makes you.

i knew that way before OP.

Janken Jack

If you get swallowed by a whale and you're afraid of the dark, don't fear. A whale's stomach gives off light.

If you invite yourself to a private meeting with some of the most dangerous people in the world, tap dance. They'll be too stupefied to try and kill you.

Triceratopses are natural born Santoryu fighters.

Anime Master

Beware big killer Bunnies.
You can sleep through anything!
The only way is Okama Way
God has an afro
We are ruled by greedy bastards.
Dance Powder is evil.

Dub-
We Smell.
Zolo is a samuari

Windrays

Dunno if any of these have been said, but…

What I learned from the original:

-True friendship withstands any distance, any trial, and any hardship.
-NEVER, EVER screw with Portugas D. Ace.
-Wear clothing and bug spray in the wilderness, especially if you're in a prehistoric jungle.
-Fight for what you believe in, and never let it go.
-Don't eat apples given to you by an old man on a sickly horse.

From the dub:

-Whales are much too vulgar to be seen. The same applies for old men with funny haircuts.
-A favorite drink of pillaging, murdering pirates is a cool glass of fruit juice.
-Poison suction cups are effective killing measures.
-Super soakers make for effective weapons.

Soupster

From the dub: The coolest thing you can do is suck on a lollipop

@me:

From the dub: IF a guy named Kuro slashes you across the intestines, heart, and eye, vital parts of your body, you won't die and heal like magic in three seconds.
Oh and you won't bleed.

Erm….well it's true... erm..yeah.

Senshi Mizaka

-Never mess with an idiot wearing a straw hat
-Making a deal with Nami is one you'll regret

From the dub
-Iceburgs moan
-Real pirates drink power juice!
-Having a rubber knife will come in handy

Son Conan

Every man 15 and older has a six-pack, regardless of size, body type, or how strong they actually are.

darth_mark

near-fatal injuries can and will make you stronger.

jadiesama

Octopi can be used as a parachute

Wearing two very large iron plates will not impede your ability to swim or float.

megakazul

Cowboy hats and other hats with large brims are always in style.

Brotherly love actually exists (cough: Inuyasha/Sessh Sasuke/Itachi)

The Atkins diet works (for Luffy at least)

Aycee

I've learned that hypnotists get affected by their own hypnosis too…

I've learned that heaven isnt far...Just look for a current heading upwards

[sTuPiFiEd]

it is okay to fly (or go) around with a bomb thats gonna explode, you wont die =]

when you get really really surprised, your eyeballs will pop out and your tongue will get a zigzag shape

Aoi Neko

I learned that whenever an evil captain's crew roots for you, you tell them that they'll be clobbered next, but as soon as the battle is over, you throw the captain at them(Luffy vs. Kuro). XD

Also, if an okama wants to fight you, use your feet, not your head (Sanji vs. Mr. 2 battle).

KatanaJon1.1

Please stop bumping old topics.

Aoi Neko

Who's bumping old topics? :huh:

BatDan

@Nicole Louis

How long until your rank is changed to FAILED MUTINEER?

Aoi Neko

Who's bumping old topics? :huh: This is the second time I saw you make the same post.

CaptainAWB1

Give the newcomer a break, guys. She still doesn't understand all the rules.

Nicole Louis, replying to an old thread that hasn't been used in a while is called bumping. It's pretty much frowned upon my the forum leaders and most members alike.

BatDan

You can't bring back old topics unless it's really important.

By bumping topics that are months old, you're spamming and that gets you IP banned.