Screw kevlar. All you need is rubber for a bullet-proof vest.
If you can cut nothing, you can cut everything.
People are immortal, except people in the past.
If you don't like your body, you can re-engineer yourself from spare parts and scrap metal.
Willpower is a valid substitute for blood. No matter how much of the latter you lose, as long as you have plenty of the former you'll survive.
Whenever you go to sleep, your nose will start to blow bubbles of snot.
Never insult a female. They will beat the living hell out of you. Luckily though, the black eyes and bruises will disappear promptly. It's a female secret punch.
Having power gives you the ability to cancel more appointments.
There is a new law of physics that states that the determinism of the trajectory of an object is lost if you bounce it off of a wall.
Normal people can be two to three times as large as other normal people and no-one is surprised.
A waist the size of a donut can support E-cup breasts.
You are nobody unless you have a dream and a flashback.
If you are about to die, it is proper conduct to laugh.
Older psychological theories stated that the leader of a group of people was the person with the best leadership skills. New evidence indicates however that it is either the one with the most physical strength or the one with the slowest wit.
If you have a glaring weakness, you should seek it out. Say, for example, you're a deadweight in water, then it's a good idea to sail the seas. Superman should probably scatter plutonium all around his house too.
To cut costs, a world government should disband the ground force of its army and only keep the marine division.
If someone insults you that is weaker than you are, you should let him beat you up.
Pirates are people that sail around for fun and help others.