It's time to restart the fangirling/fanboying thread. We've waited long enough, and we need somebody (me) to re-start the random, the crack, and the fangirling and fanboying!
Let's start with a list of the CP9 and their Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged counterparts
Lucci - Joey
Kalifa - Téa (Imagines Kalifa giving the CP9 a lecture on the power of friendship)
Kaku - Tristian (Tristian Taylor's Abridged voice is the only voice I picture for Kaku)
Fukurou - Rebecca Hawkins' Teddy Bear (If you don't know the teddy bear, he's the satan-worshipping bear who says stuff like, "Your mother plays card games in hell")
Jyabura - Duke Devlin and Bandit Keith's lovechild that plays Sexyback whenever he speaks… In America!
Blueno - Kemo (Attention duelists, my hair got assaulted by Luffy's Gear Second!)
Kumadori - Shadi, a.k.a., the Borat character
Spandam - Seto Kaiba. It's obvious.
So, go foruth, and fangirl (or fanboy if you're a boy)!
and 
, from Sanji's Harem Petit Chara Land 's set, are up for