Ok, whilst the forums were down, I was really, REALLY bored. Evil results from my boredom, so I wrote a story out of my boredom. It's about Johnny and Yosaku, with appearances by other minor characters. I'm posting the first two chapters right here:
Chapter 1: New Task!! After the fall of Arlong Park, Johnny and Yosaku's bounty hunting business had slowed to a crawl. The problem was, the two had practically vanquished every weak foe in the East blue (That they knew of) and all the rest were too strong for them to defeat… That was until one day, when visiting the government agencies...
Koby and Helmeppo were toiling with odd jobs as usual, this time putting up wanted posters for new threats to the World Government. This week there were some particularly odd wanted posters mixed in with the normal ones of pirates... In fact, some appeared to be subject to alien tampering...
"Giant mutant spinach wanted for 30000berries for attacking the puny humans? Transforming nosepicker wanted for 100000berries for spraying mayonase across Nikolailand? Pfft! The officials have gone insane!" snorted Helmeppo as he scanned several of the wanted posters.
Koby looked at the wanted posters and said, "No, I don't think that the officials actually MADE these... I think these were made by someone... or something else..."
"Probably some punk." replied Helmeppo.
As these two were conversing, Johnny and Yosaku had entered the Marine base. "It's been a week Yosaku, so there is probably some new pirate for us to hunt and get the bounty on." said Johnny to his partner.
"Hey, look, those two have wanted posters! Lets look at them!" said Yosaku to Johnny. "Hey! can you give us some of the new wanted posters?" He then said to Koby and Helmeppo.
"OK." said Koby, as he handed over some of the more bizzare wanted posters.
"Hmm... Engleburt Demiew... Should we go after him, Yosaku?" asked Johnny.
"Ok, he doesn't sound too hard..." agreed Yosaku.
And so they said goodbye to Koby & Helmeppo and left to go after Engleburt Demiew's bounty. Little did they know, they not only underestimated Engleburt, but they messed up on the gender as well... Engleburt was actually a very wicked and vicious little girl...
Nobody knows why she is so evil, but perhaps she just finds joy in others suffering... And nothing bad had happened to Engleburt in her past; she had lived with her family, keeping them as human slaves. Except when her sister Ugglebob was late in delivering a cake from West blue, Engleburt had voted Ugglebob out of the family. Not long afterwards, her parents ran away.
Engleburt hadn't been alone for long. Soon after, she appeared at the doorstep of the Demiew family (consisting of Nippish, who passed high school, and her cousin Greek who liked to pretend he was magic.) and demanded to stay. She even took the family name. However, tormenting them did not sate her. She wanted more power... more money... more fame... and she knew she would never get that by being an actor...
So she made her own authentic wanted posters by going to a Marine base, and using the LOOK OF POWER (dzooooooo) to subdue the marines. Afterwards, she used the printers to create bogus wanted posters. The pictures were of Greek's "action figures" (everyone knows that they are dolls.).
And thus began her reign of terror...
Can Johnny and Yosaku defeat Engleburt? And will they ever realize that Engleburt is a GIRL despite the inappropriate name? Find out in the next stupid//random//sizzling (circle one) adventure of JOHNNY & YOSAKU!!
**Chapter 2: But First, Let's Have a Good Lunch! Johnny and Yosaku decided that before they set out to capture or kill Engleburt for HER bounty, they would go to Baratie and have a good lunch, so that they would be energized for their adventure.
"It's ALIVE!!!" Said Patty Cook as he took a blob of something that was moving on a saucepan out of the oven. He then took the THING (you're not really going to call that food are you?) to the table that Johnny and Yosaku were sitting at. "Here is your order, sirs." he then said.
Johnny poked the THING with his fork, and Yosaku took a bite. Yosaku's face turned baby blue and he fell on the floor with pus dripping out of his eyes.
"NO!!! YOSAKU!!!" cried Johnny in distress. He tasted the THING, and then said, "No wonder! This has CABBAGES in it! Yosaku's allergic to cabbages! But otherwise this meal is delicious." Said he, as he went to complain to the chef.
In the Kitchen, Patty was stirring some of Carne's toenail clippings in a pot that smelled strangely of fairy dust and chlorine. Then Johnny burst in.
"Whoever put Cabbages in our food, stand up now!" Said Johnny.
"But we're all standing!" Said one cook, named Lactotrick.
"HOW DARE YOU SASQUATCHES TRY TO KILL MY POTATO–I mean partner!" roared Johnny.
Patty came up to Johnny, and asked, "Do you have a problem?"
"Yeah I do; I'm suffering from anxiety, and depression, my back has barnacles stuck to it, my bladder is full to bursting, and on top of it all, some hydrogen tank in here tried to kill my friend by putting cabbages in our food!"
"Silly, there aren't any cabbages aboard this ship! Since our supply ship was taken, I've been using Chef Zeff's nosehair instead!" explained Patty.
"Oh." Said Johnny. "Then what's wrong with Yosaku?"
Yosaku came in the room. "Hey Johnny, what are you doing in here? The food was great!" He said.
"Yosaku! You're alive!! Thank goodness! Anyways, what happened back there? You had me worried."
"Oh, that? One of my kidneys failed. I was lucky that there was a replacement in the food!"
And with that, the two bounty hunters did a happy dance.
"Hey, Chef, what do you call that food you gave us?" Yosaku asked Patty.
Patty thought about it for a moment, pulled out a small dictionary, scanned it, and said; " I call it a Hypercritical Rajput."
And so Johnny and Yosaku paid their bill, and Patty said "Come again Yesterday!" and the bounty hunters left.
Will Johnny and Yosaku find Engleburt? And will we ever find out what the "Hypercritical Rajput" actually is? Find out in the next moronic//amazing//paradox-filled (circle one) adventure of JOHNNY AND YOSAKU!!
End Story so far.
Ok, just so you know, the Demiews are a family I made in the sims… My story probably isn't so good, but It's my first OP fanfic, so I decided to practice on the minor characters so that if I screw up too much, then it won't matter as much as screwing up Luffy or Usopp's characters.**