Baroque Works Disco Bar (Crack Filled.)

Cyber-Robin

Halloween eh?

Do we get any Little Red Robin Hood and Big Bad Chopper? XD Pweeese.

Akainu can have a gun too =3

GypsyCarts

TRAPPED IS GONE I CAN TORTURE HER IN THE FIC!

Yes Local, my King. They can be in here.

I actually would love if everyone wrote a piece to the Halloween special. And since it's Halloween, and you dress up, you can't write it about yourself. It has to be of another AP user. MY THE CRACK BEGIN.

Cyber-Robin

QUICK! HAVE TRAPPED/PERONA HAWTNESS!

And I'll so do something for the Halloween one. Who have I not picked on yet?

GypsyCarts

PART 19

WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE

! …TIME SKIP STRAW HATS FIX THE POWER PROBLEM WITH THEIR COLLECTIVE SEXYNESS. And, to top off the epic the party had just turned towards, TSNami holds the switch to a strobe light in her left hand.
! Shanks loses his cool and scoops Trapped up to take benefit of the blinking lights. Enel, who is loving the rave this is turning into, pulls out bottles of whip cream and chunks them into the air for people to snatch up and spray. Robin gets her own bottle and squirts down Chopper and a very annoyed Uroge, who had just happen to be passing through.
! The janitor, Spandine, is sweeping up the table that was busted by Crocodile’s skateboard. He sweeps reluctantly, only to be basted in the head by a flying can of cream. I pick up the can and give Masha a face full of it. Marco, who was playing pool in the corner at the pool table I just now decided to go there with Fake Franky and Kizaru, turns in time to see her throw a scoop of it at my retreating back. He thinks that’s hot and abandons his game to make up and out with her.
! His position at the pool table is taken up by Lucci, who is like “I LOVE BASEBALL.” And other players are all: “Dude be smashed” and leave him to play the guitar on the stick. Whitebeard is all proud like an awkward Father that his “sons” are getting some booty tonight and tells Shakky to refill his enormous drink. MetaMario and Zoro are buying drinks for the TSZoro and TSRobin, but soon realize they are out of cash. So, they rob the Fake Usopp for his dough and have enough to fill up their drinks and then some. Cyber-Robin, who is hunting around for Robin and Sadi-Chan, gives up for a moment.
! Only to be blasted in the face by whipped cream from Miss Valentine. Sputtering, he backs into Elisabeth Heart, who was trying to convince Sabo request some cocoa from the bar so she can out whipped cream on top. They drop their can and it burst on the floor, ruining her shoes. Sabo picks up Elisabeth Heart and takes her a table to clean off her shoes. But, the table they were approaching is kicked over by Akainu, who is livid by the fact that Miss Doublefinger and Hogback told him that he looked creepy when he danced.
! Looking around for a partner to prove them wrong with, as well as execute the final scene from Dirty Dancing with, he sees the lonely Sussi. Or, he thinks she’s alone. Actually she is politely waiting on Sanji to bring her back food.
! BUT WHO CARES.
! He tucks her under one arm and goes to the stage. Pearlcougar, who is doing the Stanky Leg on the floor, is joined by the Time-Skip Sanji. They dance like idiots until they’re bothered my Bon Kurei. He was just trying to avoid Buggy and Mr. 3’s cans of the whipped cream and has ruined plenty of people’s dances. Including Trapped and Shanks. Shanks gives up trying to look for her and decides he wants to talk to the nude Doflamingo. Which leaves Trapped as Perona’s prey…

Nia

“I think he means that Pink haired woman who is shouting bondage and tying up the girls.” ROFL. That and CCFA killed me XD

“HATTORI WILL PLAY TOO!” NIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR announced, throwing a small plush pigeon onto the stage.
… that is, until I read this. I'm sooooo gonna stick to calling myself "NIARRRR", it's AWESOME! __
Also: WEE~ HATTORI PLUSH WEE~. I hope he will win! Give your best, Hattori plush! :< You can do it, I believe in you!!

I love how you wrote Croc in this part. He rocks the house

Aah, to think I was afraid for a second of what might happen with you wri-
"And Tsuru in a catsuit made out with naked Doflamingo." WHAT THE FU- wtf-bomb sound here

Mr M

cool to see pearl and sussi in this one

great story!

GypsyCarts

I wasn't sure if I ever put Pearlcougar in this. I felt bad.

Mr M

well we didnt see them often anymore , now did we?

well you did put them in your fic now so everything is ok

Cyber-Robin

I wonder what broke brains more. Tsuru in a catsuit or Chopper covered in whipped cream?

Oh we all know Chopper woulda loved it XD

BTW.

Would Croc be defeated by the Whipped Cream/Custard? Just wondering Xd

Nami

Yay, finally 2 days off. Now I'll have some time to reaaaad everything.

MetaMario

"Lucci is like I LOVE BASEBALL"

I seriously laughed hard at that, including the rest of it. And lol, me and Zoro rob Fake Usopp. Master thieves. XD

Masha

Making out while covered in whipped cream… Yummy!
Luccis and Whitebeards part just cracked me up!)))))))
And the madness just continues on... XDDDDDD

GypsyCarts

Lucci is my favorite drunk ever.

Elisabeth Heart

Dammit Cyber ! You ruined my shoes ><
My lovely shoes which cost me a damn fortune.
And AH ! In your FACE Akainu ! You were definitely too creepy, go home now.

Sabo
(tell me he has some whipped cream on his nose)

GypsyCarts

He has whipped cream on his nose.

Elisabeth Heart

Elisabeth Heart is in heaven

CharmedWard

hey all, I want your opinion on something! I just pitched the idea to Gypsy; but I want to know if you'd all be up for it too…..

Gypsy mentioned every Fandom Pirate should write a bit of the halloween chapter? Well maybe we could do something like Gypsy writes the first part, then sends it to Skyrius to continue it, BUT she can only tell Sky what she wrote, no-one else.
Skyrius then writes her bit and send her part onto the next person who only sees hers. They write their bit and so on.
In the end we each have our own little bits of the chapter and a certain posting order. We post it all in order and read the cracky mayhem!

Thoughts/ideas/suggestions? :3

Elisabeth Heart

I like it.
So each part concerns our own persona, I guess, and its last sentence has to give a start for the next part ? Something like that ?
One (minor) problem though, what if we are more than one to use a same character ?

CharmedWard

Could be our own persona, or we assign ourselves characters and make sure everyone else knows who we are doing; otherwise everyone will write Mia/Cyber <–-no that is NOT a pairing xD
I guess using the same characters other people have already would just add to the random crack-iness!

Nami

I just read the first 6parts and I'm fucking proud of myself!
It' so much fun to read I had to force myself to stop because I have to be responsible and go to bed now, cause I have much to do tomorrow. (It's 2:23 in the night here)
But I really really love it and I will read the rest tomorrow, even so it's hard to wait till then… But I have more from it when I portion it, right?
THE CRACK IS JUST AWESOME! Much much LOVE!

I love u all and especially Gypsy right now, good night!

Pearlcougar

@GypsyCarts:

I wasn't sure if I ever put Pearlcougar in this. I felt bad.

You did at least once before this one. Thanks for remembering us!~
-I bet I would dance like an idiot…yes!

@metteminne:

well we didnt see them often anymore , now did we?

well you did put them in your fic now so everything is ok

Yeah, I have school,so I can't get on throughout the day. (The school computers blocked apforums…:sad:) I try to get on after school, but that sometimes depends how much homework I have. (Had like 4 hours worth of work on Wednesday,but pretty much none yesterday.) But I have this weekend, so I try to be on!:happy:

Well, us Fandom pirates gotta stick together! (Still happy I was in the fic~)

@Skyrius:

XD Gypsy, I'm going to chalk it up to the fact that once part of the Fandom Pirates, even members that are away for a while have had a primal part of their brain so broken by reading any part of this fic even once that, forevermore, they will be unwillingly and instinctively attracted back to this place, like the way some wild animals find their way back to their birth ground thousands of miles away.

Infinite characters of THIS. Thanks for speaking for us all, Skyrius!

GypsyCarts

What I need from you guys is…

...What you would dress you and your party partner as for Halloween. I might or might NOT used them.

For example. Trapped as a Flapper girl and Shanks as a Prohibition Gangster.

piratemarimo

Holy shit, this thread exploded three pages when I was asleep! and in a good way too! Haven't done a mass recap in a long time.

@Skyrius:

XD Gypsy, I'm going to chalk it up to the fact that once part of the Fandom Pirates, even members that are away for a while have had a primal part of their brain so broken by reading any part of this fic even once that, forevermore, they will be unwillingly and instinctively attracted back to this place, like the way some wild animals find their way back to their birth ground thousands of miles away.

We are awesome like that. After you get done drawing our mafia personas, please draw us all in salmon costumes.
@Nia:

I figured something Halloween-ish was needed :ninja:

The longer I look at your avatar, the scarier it becomes. Hattori is a bird of many faces, even when it stays the same. That is one amazing bird.

@GypsyCarts:

People ship Local/Gypsy? xD

Trapped/Mette!

Gypssssssssssssssy!! We still haven't told everyone about my marriage proposal to you! We need my BFF's permission!

With that being said, I feel awkward suggesting Marimo/Mette. :ninja:

@metteminne:

wait so now we are shipping eachother?

we are fucked up , arent we?

LMAO. Where have you been? We've been doing that for weeks! XD

@Cyber-Robin:

And then the giant crack that people ignored opened up and sucked everyone in, making them forget everything that happened. And Tsuru in a catsuit made out with naked Doflamingo.

DUDE. Local I effin' love you so much. BEST.ENDING.EVER.

@Cyber-Robin:

Would Croc be defeated by the Whipped Cream/Custard? Just wondering Xd

OMG YES. This must be drawn.

GypsyCarts

@piratemarimo:

Gypssssssssssssssy!! We still haven't told everyone about my marriage proposal to you! We need my BFF's permission!

I forgot you proposed to me. But Mihawk will beat me up if I accepted.

WHAT THE HELL. FOR LOVE.

Sai-chan

I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about, but I noticed you guys are shipping each other.

At another forum I went to, we called that membershipping.

piratemarimo

@GypsyCarts:

But, the table they were approaching is kicked over by Akainu, who is livid by the fact that Miss Doublefinger and Hogback told him that he looked creepy when he danced.

I don't know why, but Akainu kicking the table over cracks me up so much.

Shanks gives up trying to look for her and decides he wants to talk to the nude Doflamingo. Which leaves Trapped as Perona’s prey…

oho ho ho!!! This is about to get even more sexy.

GypsyCarts

@Sai-chan:

At another forum I went to, we called that membershipping.

QUICK SHIP MEMBERS.

MetaMario/Masha is my OTP.

MetaMario

@GypsyCarts:

MetaMario/Masha is my OTP.

hears name

You rang-huh? 0_o

I say, you have quite the shipping prowess, Gypsy, ma'am. :3

Sai-chan

And also, I feel compelled to post old cracky pics of mine.

Muahahaha. Keep in mind these were just before Marinford and Impel Down…

GypsyCarts

@MetaMario:

I say, you have quite the shipping prowess, Gypsy, ma'am. :3

I could make it happen in the Crack Fic. But I'm not that mean.

I AM A LONE WOLF. NO ONE FOR ME.

@Sai-Chan

PERFECTION!

Sai-chan

Hehehe. Thanks, Gypsy~

lol. membershipping never gets old…

GypsyCarts

I want you all to know that Sister just sang a parody of "Mmmbop" as "Usopp."

I am proud.

Sai-chan

That reminds me, I once drew Usopp dressed as Mew Ichigo…

trappedolphin

… so apparently, i cause more chaos when i'm out of this thread than when i'm in it. i choose to believe that this means you all love me. and with all the TrappedxPerona i smell coming, i'm starting to regret the rule we have about the crack fic...

@GypsyCarts:

For example. Trapped as a Flapper girl and Shanks as a Prohibition Gangster.

… sure, why not? but if Shanks is a Gangster, he has to beat up someone, even if it's comedic. and someone else has to write that part cause i'd be horrendous at fight scenes.

@piratemarimo:

We are awesome like that. After you get done drawing our mafia personas, please draw us all in salmon costumes.

i approve of this. in so many ways.

Gypssssssssssssssy!! We still haven't told everyone about my marriage proposal to you! We need my BFF's permission!

WHAT. I did NOT hear about that. Just so you know, I'm not giving my permission. BFF would have a conflict of interests every time the Perona/Garp wars started, and we can't have her tempted to speak against me, now can we?

piratemarimo

@Sai-chan:

And also, I feel compelled to post old cracky pics of mine.

http://oi32.tinypic.com/5v9kcj.jpg

http://oi31.tinypic.com/241o1w9.jpg

Muahahaha. Keep in mind these were just before Marinford and Impel Down…

aha ha ha looks like the wedding with Gypsy is off. It was fated to be so, but it was nice while it lasted.

But that's okay because these drawings make me want to marry Sai-chan. :wub: Doflamingo and Akainu~~ XDXD

GypsyCarts

@trappedolphin:

WHAT. I did NOT hear about that. Just so you know, I'm not giving my permission. BFF would have a conflict of interests every time the Perona/Garp wars started, and we can't have her tempted to speak against me, now can we?

YOU DON'T. I will spam you with Perona/SHanks fanfic of them dressed as Tarzan and Jane, leaping around New York hand and hand with false mustaches on. They will ride on glorious clouds and stars. THEY WILL HAVE 600 BILLION BABIES.

Remember.

Love…is a hurricane!

Sai-chan

@piratemarimo:

aha ha ha looks like the wedding with Gypsy is off. It was fated to be so, but it was nice while it lasted.

But that's okay because these drawings make me want to marry Sai-chan. :wub: Doflamingo and Akainu~~ XDXD

Why can't it be a threeway marrage? Hahahaha~

Thanks~ xD

EDIT: @Gypsy: LOLWUT That is too amazing for comprehendable words

MetaMario

@GypsyCarts:

YOU DON'T. I will spam you with Perona/SHanks fanfic of them dressed as Tarzan and Jane, leaping around New York hand and hand with false mustaches on. They will ride on glorious clouds and stars. THEY WILL HAVE 600 BILLION BABIES.

lolwhut

Gypsy, the stuff you come up is pure genius.

Sai-chan

Their awesomeness will repopulate the earth

GypsyCarts

And Shanks will look to Perona on the purple cloud they will float on over Trapped's house and will be like: "Let's egg her house!" And when they do they'll join the cast of Glee and sing Opposites Attract by Paula Abdul. Trapped will be sobbing over her cup of ramen when Rayleigh professes his love to her, only to reject her again because she ruined his good friend Gypsy's marriage.

But Trapped wins the lottery and runs me over in her 1957 T-Bird as revenge.

Sai-chan

So many fics so little time…

trappedolphin

NO. No no no no PEOPLE stop encouraging her!!! oh my gosh i am so ruined aren't i.

Just putting Shanks in the same sentence as that P person makes me shudder.

@GypsyCarts:

And Shanks will look to Perona on the purple cloud they will float on over Trapped's house and will be like: "Let's egg her house!" And when they do they'll join the cast of Glee and sing Opposites Attract by Paula Abdul. Trapped will be sobbing over her cup of ramen when Rayleigh professes his love to her, only to reject her again because she ruined his good friend Gypsy's marriage.

wow. turning Shanks against me is bad enough. now you've turned Glee against me?

this is war, sistah. -goes off to bake cookies

GypsyCarts

@ Trapped: You know I do it out of love. And don't tell me you didn't giggle. That's a bigger lie than anyone who doesn't say Ben Beckman is a sex bomb. (You could bounce a quarter off that ass.)

Yes. I was going to have a twist where you get sick and House doesn't even want to deal with you, but I thought that would be too much.

GypsyCarts

@trappedolphin:

Gypsy, you make me sad. Why do you make me so sad? I thought we were friends. I am sad. :sad:

NO! I have used the power of crack to hurt a friend! No!

Um…um...

After running me over, I survive and give Trapped a button that turns back time. Shanks is in love with her again and Perona is back with Charlos. EVERYONE IS HAPPY. Then Matthew Morrison burst in with the cast of Glee, and they all sing Gitchee Gitchee Goo from Phineas and Ferb, And then House runs in and he sing his version of Le Disko by Shiny Toys Gun for Shanks and Trapped to get married to. Then Piratemarimo and Crocodile spike the punch and that gets Benn Beckman drunk.

And Garp never shows up again.

Better?

piratemarimo

@GypsyCarts:

Then Piratemarimo and Crocodile spike the punch and that gets Benn Beckman drunk.

I approve of this. The crack fic must have more shenanigans with the two of us ~~and a naked Doflamingo~~.

Sussi

@__Gypsy__
"Looking around for a partner to prove them wrong with, as well as execute the final scene from Dirty Dancing with, he sees the lonely Sussi. Or, he thinks she’s alone. Actually she is politely waiting on Sanji to bring her back food.

BUT WHO CARES.

He tucks her under one arm and goes to the stage."

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttthhhhhhh…... brainsplode ((Yes, Gypsy now has Brainsplodeble crack!!!)).

Oki, I can see myself dancing goofy on stage…. but I can also see myself slapping Akainu silly (more than he is already!!) As the "negotiator" of the Fandom Pirates (and probably one of the oldest), I have the right to slap deserving(nasty) people, right? In my mind it's more fun to slap people then punch, gets them a more heavy blow to their ego…..

Oh, this Halloween I'm going dressed as a zombie(pirate wench) for the showing of "The Walking Dead" premier episode in a theater here in Portland! XD
I'm definitively up for writing a Halloween special with you guys! or do pic.. or both....

Cyber-Robin

I haven't done Halloween in so many years I wouldn't know what to dress as.

I do however have the Judoon (it says RoCho!) Helmet and Cyberman Helmet voice changers. Could use that?

Anyways. I'll totally write something cracky for Halloween here.

Nia

@GypsyCarts:

…What you would dress you and your party partner as for Halloween.

I have a partner? XD
Well, if it was a human partner, they would have to dress up as Hattori. Complete with a tie, coat and a monocle. And a top hat.

What I would wear depends on how drunk my character is at the time. :ninja:

GypsyCarts

Nia, am I allowed to make Lucci your partner? He has so much potential to be my favorite drunk ever.

Cyber-Robin

Oh I have to have a partner? Robin would totally be a partner. Hmmm….what could I dress her up in....drools hehehehehehehe