Now, in the Fangirl/Fanboy Thread I had sudden inspiration one day to write a rant piece. Slowly, we all started to love it and it just climbed into being a regular feature throughout the thread. In order to keep the thread a bit less cluttered and just keep this organized, I bring you the official thread for the Baroque Works Disco Bar.
Take none of this seriously. And feel free to make fun of any of it.
Baroque Works Disco Bar
! I can just see a shirtless Crocodile like: "Don't you lay a hand on Piratemairmo!" And then like angelic music plays as he swings his hook in slow motion with sweat dripping off the ends of his hair. While my mental image of Piratemarimo, (while is a sparkly pink Luffy, thank you avatar!), is all: "MY HERO!" Then robo-Franky runs in and I'm there and you're there and we're all shirtless and then Brook the DJ throws on some Junior Senior and we're all: "LET'S BOOGIE!" And Zoro has three-glow-stick style rave dance while Vivi does her style of the Egyptian Walk. And then Nami is all: "Who wants some booze?" And Rayleigh takes a break from his break dance fight with Sanji to take a swig. Then he bumps into Paulie while tipsy, who is all: "Take off that ridiculous leather dress, Robin!" While she shakes her thing on the floor as Coby runs into her, dropping his water, (since he's the DD tonight.), on Ace's boot. Who get's mad because he was about to pump some drinks into Hancock, but now he can't woo her with his fire tricks since's he covered in water. ALL BECAUSE THEY WERE SHIRTLESS…
! …THEN SHIRTLESS MIHAWK BURST IN! And he's like: "Come away, Piratemarimo and Gypsy!" And we're like: "JOY!" So we go to the club with the Brook DJ and we comfort Ace on his loss of a booty call while Duval attempts to flirt with us. He winks and it ends up being taken as a fight threat from Kid, who just got done with his hardcore dance off with X Drake. The latter then selects a bar stool to plop on, all while Law is making eyes across the floor at some babe. The babe turns out to be Buggy from behind, but damn, Law has a thing for blue hair. So he stands up to go talk that chick up, but he runs into Iceberg who has conned Miss Doublefinger into doing the Tango across the floor.
! …SO THE OWNER OF THE BAR MR. KUMA WALKS IN. And he comes up to us and he’s all: “Where would you like to dance if you could dance anywhere?” And we’re like: “MUSTNOTSAYACE’SPANTS.” But luckily before we’re hit on by bear boy, Cindry the bartender serves the drinks and splashes whatever goop Fullbody ordered onto the table top. Then he stands up in fury of his food not on a dish, and ends up knocking over his barstool. It nearly hits Chopper, who backs into Trappeddolphin. She stumbles backwards, breaking of her spicy dance session with Shanks, who‘s too drunk to even tell you why he isn‘t wearing a shirt. While Shanks waves his shirt over his head, Trappeddolphin is screaming insults to the poor little reindeer, Kid overhears her shouts and mistakes it for X Drake challenging him again. He shoots him a look and they’re all: “LET’S DO THIS!” Then DJ Brook throws Le Freak by Chic on the player and pumps that up. We’re all dancing and cheering on Kid who’s doing some sort of flailing arm break-dance. But X Drake ain’t no chicken shit. He perfect executes every Michael Jackson move you can think of and we’re all like: “OOOOOOOOOH!” Kid realizes his defeat and punches the nearest chap, who happens to be Helmeppo. BUT ALAS! His sexy voice by Troy Baker deflects the strike and sends it to the bar where we’re at so we dive out of the way. (We’ve got no powers, we’re just here for the food.) Crocodile screams over the late 70s disco hit for Piratemarimo. (He can’t make it in time because Mr. 3 caught his pants on fire.) The beam is stopped and we’re like: “The hell?” And Kid is all: “CURSES!” And it turns out Enel came and was all: “Is this where the shirtless bash is at?” The whole room starts bouncing and having a great time.
! …BUT DOFLAMINGO WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS SHIRTLESS PARTY! To combat his hatred for it, he throws a boa round Aphelandra neck in request to join him on the floor, she was trying to hit up Captain Morgan over in a booth. But she raises no objections, since she’d finally found a man tall enough for her. Doflamingo calls for his favorite dance track, Get Jiggy With It, to play as he spins that Amazon around and goes for it. As she ditches Morgan with her new found love, her foot knocks into Vegapunk’s leg and he howls in pain. His buddies in the booth are all like: “Dude, you okay?” And he’s all: “Yeah, sure.” But he’s ornery because he’s the DD of that group. One of his friends, Kaku, takes a sip of his drink and spots a total doll on the other side of the floor. Turns out to be Miss Valentine, and since Kaku has a thing for caps, he’s gotta go hit that up. As he goes to make his sexy move, he passes a very drunk Lucci who is falling all over Bon Kurei and Lola. Both of them agree that he’s kind of a freak, so they dump him in a booth by himself. At least they think he’s alone, actually the booth is occupied by Spandam, who’s upset because he wanted some action tonight, but Ace took away the Snake Queen babe. So, he settles on Miss Father’s Day, even if she has a voice like Fran Dresher and is dressed in multiple plush amphibians, he still needs to tap some of that. He figures if Lady Gaga can wear Kermit, the he can make out with someone dressed the same. As they dash from the bar, he bumps into Absalom, who has made a flat out run from Kiwi and Mozu who want are all about some of him….
! …ROBIN IS MAD THAT TRAPPEDDOLPHIN IS SCREAMING AT CHOPPER! So she comes up ready to bash a skull, but Trapped doesn’t fight or argue. SHE JUST HITS THAT BITCH WITH A BOTTLE. Robin and her get into a chick fight. (The affect of this fight is more amazing since I picture House fighting her.) Moria is all about the ladies and fights, so he starts taking bets. Sanji’s nose can’t possibly bleed anymore, so he passes out. Cobra kicks him out of the way, he wants his daughter so he can leave and not have to see anymore of this fail party. He is cut short when he sees Vivi being practically seduced by a smashed Apoo. Before he can stop this madness of crack, he is taken my the hand to the dance floor by Sadi-Chan. Though he wants his daughter to not be hit on my Scratchmen, Sadi-Chan is in full celebration of this shirtless theme. And she’s sure full of the shirtless fun, if you know what I mean. But before Cobra can grab some of that, he’s kicked out of the way by Blackbeard. He’s into whatever Sadi is into, and needs it. But Killer swoops in to save his look-alike and he and Blackbeard end up in a drinking contest. As Killer goes under the table from too much alcohol, his drink spills all over Bon Kurei’s hip, leather shoes. He was busy doing the Two Step with Skyrius to catch it, and slips on it. In his brand new suit, he falls face first on top of her, both crying out in pain, shock and exhilaration of that the tension between them FINALLY was showing up the goods. Piratemarimo leaps over them and into Crocodile’s arms, carefully missing his hook. He carries her to the stage located at the far end of the room and the sing a duet of Time After Time in their own private passion. Mihawk spots them and clutches his bare chest in heartbreaking agony, dashing towards the two lovers on the stage. As he runs in cheesy slow motion, he breaks Aphelandra and Doflamingo apart. Doflamingo gets mad, but sees that Mihawk is going for some ass and he wants it. He leave the Amazon on the floor with a busted heart as they race towards the dueting couple. The speakers thump the drinks off the table and end up crashing on to Robin and Trapped’s heads. They’re knocked out, so the party continues on….
! …WHITEBEARD WASN’T INVITED AND HE’S PISSED. So he and his crew smash in the door, causing DJ Brook to skid the tunes. The whole room looks at him in awe and nerves, but he just wants to party. Brook reads his mind and throws on some Dee-Lite, and Whitebeard decides he’s ready to shake his groove thing. While he is dancing around, he knocks over Coby’s second glass of water. Skyrius helps him tidy up the mess as they both bond over how they’re the DDs of the groups they came with. As they cast a woeful look over the room, they see I’m in an arm wrestling contest with Yasopp, Shanks has Trapped in his arms as he dashes towards the door and Piratemarimo is in a daze of three shirtless men fighting over her. Before they can go stop all the foolhardy party and take their friends home, Bepo surprises them by screams about his Captain. He dashes over to were Buggy has Law by the shirt collar, asking him harshly: “DO I LOOK LIKE A WOMAN TO YOU?!” Before Law ca say he just liked blue hair, he spots Robo-Franky who is swing dancing with Jewelry. That’s blue hair, and Law wants it. He yanks away from Buggy, sending the clown’s top half soaring onto the table where I am arm wrestling. Howling in rage, I punch him off the table. But alas, he drags me by the shirt with him and I’m too drunk to break off. We hit Uroge who was chatting up Kafila. He swings around in anger and glares down on us. But before he can smash us to pool of our own molecules, Shanks runs by, screaming like Tarzan. Trapped in his arms, he makes a run for the door, but is stopped my Mr. 3. He demands that Shanks get his shirt off his hair, for it is on fire. But drunk Shanks takes it as: “Get the Off, it’s a bear.” (Off? The bug spray? Ah…anyways.) He yelps and throws Trapped in the air. She lands in the laps of Rayleigh and Smoker, both are upset because she had bothered their card game. They go to toss her in a booth, but are knocked backwards by Mihawk, who is dramatically swinging is sword at Doflamingo in agony of fighting for his loved one…
! …ACE HAS GIVEN UP ON HANCOCK AFTER SHE CALLED HIM LUFFY. In a fit jealous and brotherly anger, he stomps across the room to pout in a new booth. Before the can even sigh about how he’s now alone for the night, he is joined by Charmedward in the booth with drinks. As they chat it up, Trapped is thrown into their booth by Smoker and Rayleigh. They grunt that she’s their problem now and storm off back to their card game. But the game is ruined by a heavily drunk Denn2ya making snatches at Smoker’s cards, cigar and pants belt. (He know really wishes he didn’t celebrate the shirtless theme.) While he makes a mad dash away from her, he flees into the bathroom to find Kuma, Mr.3 and Shanks in there. They’re close to a fight because Shanks is all: “Get away from our party, Bear!” And Kuma is all: “PREPARE TO DIE” While poor Mr.3 hops around them. Before Smoker can ask why Shanks think’s Kuma is a bear and is spraying him with bug repellant, Denn2ya takes him around the middle and drag in off. Shanks hears the screams from Smoker and instantly thinks that it’s his Jane (Trapped) calling for her Tarzan (himself.). He throws the bug spray in the air and it clonks Mr. 3 on the top of the head, forcing him into a dizzy spell. The Red-Haired Pirate runs on to the dance floor to see Charmedward and Skyrius in each other’s faces about who takes Ace home with them, since he’s nearing the passed out stage. Foxy is behind Charmedward, calmly reminding her that she came with him. Ignoring him, she challenges Skyrius to a dance battle. Skyrius puts down her camera she had been using to film Spandam and Ms. Father’s Day making out session with, and accepts. They both stomp to the floor, leaving Foxy to sit there alone. Drunk Shanks peers at Trapped, who is leaned up against Ace, uncurious. He takes her state as Ace’s fault and jumps on the table, telling him that this will be over soon, as he draws his blade from the front of his pants. They are too busy to notice that Lucci has taken Trapped away. He passes Skyrius execution a perfect running man to Charmedward. The latter then smirks, because she is the DANCE CHAMPION. She dances about, winning the confrontation. Fury about the loss of the fray, Skyrius knocks her over the head with her blackmail camera and goes to film the fist fight Doflamingo is having with Crocodile over Piratemarimo. They roll around together as Mihawk throws Piratemarimo over his shoulder, professing his love. Making a break for the door, he is stopped by Enel, who has the entire floor rocking too hard…
! …APHELANDRA IS STILL HEART BROKEN AS SHE WATCHES HER LOVE FIGHT ANOTHER MAN BECAUSE OF ANOTHER WOMAN. She sits down on a bar stool and breaks down into sobs. Her tears make the dance floor slippery and Kaku slips on it while on the way to hit on Miss Valentine. Laying on his back, he looks up to see Aphelandra apologizing and instantly falls in love. (She’s wearing a cap and it tall enough for a Giraffe. YEAH.) As they skip off happily, Kuma kicks over the barstool she was just sitting on. His eyes hurt from the spray, so he wants blood and he wants it NOW. He whips out his book, ready to send off the nearest chap who looks at him wrong. Doflamingo backs up into him, therefore making Kuma send him off first. Enel cheers, but is sent off too. As is Crocodile and Mihawk, leaving Piratemarimo to stand alone on the dance floor as the fate of her lover is decided far away. Kuma ask her to dance and feels ready to barf and dashes to the restroom. After she runs into the bathroom, I’m leaving from the room. I roll my eyes at her strangeness and go back to finish my arm wrestling with the Red-Haired crew, but is stopped by a very high Sanji. He attempts some sort of tango around and with me, but before I can give into my fandom, he’s snatched away by Zoro. The Green Haired Man feels if he can’t drink tonight, NO ONE IN HIS GROUP MY HAVE FUN. Sanji being dragged away, cause the Curly Cook to flick whatever he was smoking into the air. The butt of it landing on Ace’s shoulder. Him being fire, it ignites it and turns his sword match with Shanks into a really hot one. (More so than before.) Shanks uses this chance to duck under the livid Ace to kick the snot out of Lucci, who has Trapped. She has finally woken up and has no idea what has been going on while she’s was asleep. Shanks snatches her by the arm and says, with that cold and attractive look he gets: “NEVER LAY A HAND ON MY TRAPPED!” And runs off with her. Lucci blinks stupidly, curse and smacks the nearest booty near him. It turns out to be Luffy, who has no idea how to react and just take off running. He isn’t having a good time because bars don’t serve meat. Grouchy, he finds Moria filming Skyrius call things at the unconscious Charmedward like: “YOU BETTER NOT FORGET THAT ACE IS MINE” and whatnot. Without realizing it, she swings her hand holding the camera out and ends up punching it into Nami. Nami growls in aches and ends up blaming it on Jewelry, who has just got done dancing with Conis. Skyrius mad her camera might be busted, Nami mad she was hit, Jewelry upset she is blamed and Conis just trying to keep the peace, they end up fighting among the four. The makes the men in the room perk up in happiness. DJ Brook, in light of the chick action, starts playing The Thong Song by Sisqo…
! …SADI-CHAN IS NOW ALL OVER FOXY. He’s excited, since he was ditched by his date, he got the leather babe. She pleases him with her hypnotic moves. But the end to her busy hair is caught ablaze as Ace dashes past her, putting out his pants. Too make his matters worse, he trips over a body on the floor. This smothers his flame out, but he doesn’t like the fact he was tripped. He rubs his face, rounding on who tripped him. The body was Charmedward, who was shocked awake. She sees Ace, realizes her victory and jumps into his arms. Without a complaint, he accepts that this is tonight’s hook up, and lugs her to a booth. The duo is grossed out by Ms. Father’s Day and Spandam’s make out session in the booth they want. Ace demands the two leave, and they start to get into a fight. Ms Father’s Day throws her drink at Charmedward, who ducks out of the way. It smashes into the back of Whitebeard’s head, who wildly looks around in anger. He spots me standing in the middle of the floor with a stupid look on my face, since I haven’t got over the face that Sanji was high. He doesn’t blame me, but instead laughs and tells me to either dance with his crew or leave. I just want to arm wrestle, but end up shaking my thing with Marco. We dance ourselves over to the bathroom to continue the “party” we’re having, but Piratemarimo kicks open the door, breaking us apart. She stomps over to Kuma, who is hitting on Perona. She is too busy trying to get into Jembi’s pants to care, plus he‘s trying to help Smoker pry Denn2ya off of the poor fellow. Pirtemarimo demands that Kuma bring back the men fighting for her. He insist that he only bring back the winner. She mulls this over as Paulie struts past her, hollering at Marigold to put on the jacket he is trying to provide her. Her Amazon skills impart her the speed she needs to outrun him, and she jumps behind Usopp. Though he was trying to fill his capsules with the various drinks around, he doesn’t complain to her latching on to him. (It IS a shirtless party.) Paulie gives up on Marigold and spots the woman of his dreams from across the room. (She’s in a turtle neck and jeans during a shirtless party, that’s like a stripper at a wedding for him.) Of course, it’s PervyPaulieFancier, and she doesn’t want to remove her shirt due to the fact that the room is freezing. He ties a rope around her wrist and wrenches her forward like a fisherman. The rope he is using ends up clothes lining Hancock, who was dashing to bring Luffy the squirrel she caught outside, cooked and was ready to serve to him. Meat was meat, and she knew he’d propose to her if she gave him this piece of meat she could find. She falls on her back, food flying into the air. It lands on Trapped, who was busy whispering sweet nothing with Red-Hair in the corner of the bar. She tosses it, and it smacks Conis in the back of her head, causing her to head-butt Skyrius. This prompts the fist fight all the perverts in the room were waiting for. As the crowd ignores Kuma and Piratemarimo to cheer the topless women on, he summons the winner of the battle over her…
! …KOKORO HAS ENTERED THE PARTY WITH HER BOOGIE SHOES ON. She in her shell bra, smashes into the room. Her burst in instantly causes Jembi to fall for her and her chases her around for a chance to dance. She dumps her granddaughter, Chimney, at the bar and goes off with him. She is sitting next to Chopper, who is tending to Robin’s bump on her head. They order juice from Shakky, who gives them drinks while being summoned by the angry Kafila. The Fishman’s leave means that Perona gets upset and swoops off towards Jango. Moonwalking away, he tries to steer clear of her grabs. But his smooth dance escape runs him straight into Killer. Who has been stumbling around since his drinking contest. Swinging his blades about, he hits Tom with a BOOM and ends up falling over. Tom was busy carving stuff into a block of wood while chilling on a barstool. He laughs, and slaps Killer on the back. His laugher shakes Lucci awake, who is sitting beside him. Lucci wakes up and scans the room to see Kafila screeching at Shakky and Bluneo, Spandam in a fight with two people he doesn’t know, Kaku proposing to a tall chick and Paulie grinding up on a woman with a turtleneck. He spots Kumadori brushing his hair across the room and makes his way over to punch him for no reason. But he’s stopped by Jyabura, who is sobbing that his ex-girlfriend didn’t turn up to accompany him to the party. His tears cause Fukurou to grow angry at the noise screwing up his game with Lola, so he balls up a fist to punch the hell out of him. As he swings it, his fist is stopped by Absalom’s face; who was running for his dear life from Kiwi and Mozu. They seize this opportunity to hop on top of him, and proceed into things that would get me banned. Lulu’s mouth drops as he sees this unfold and cover Hattori’s virgin eyes. (So he thinks they’re virgin. OH HO.) Tilestone is all: “Dude, that’s nasty.” But anyone with a camera in the room films on…
! …ELI HEART FINALLY FINDS THE PARTY AND STORMS IN SCREAMING AT HER GROUP ABOUT THE STUPIDITY THAT IS MAPQUEST. Her group includes Thatch, Goldenweek, Rouge, Hogback and herself. They’re all like: “Man, hope we aren’t late.” And anyone near them is like: “YOU’RE DOOMED NOW.” But the collection ignores them and heads further into the party. Marco, being separated from me by an emotional Piratemarimo, finds his friend Thatch and is telling to him about the babes at the party. Goldenweek, underage for anything and everyone, sits with Chopper and Chimney at the bar. They all drink juice and watch as Conis, Skyrius, Nami and Jewelry still battle over whatever prompted the fight for each of them. Spoil picks up Skyrius’s camera and starts to film the battle, as Kid steps over the babes to get to the bar. Scoffing about the lameness to a chick fight, he ends up pushing Goldenweek from her chair. She hits the floor and starts to cry big crocodile tears. In true idiot male fashion, he has no idea how to handle a sobbing child. The bartenders, Bluneo and Shakky, shake their heads at him in repugnance. Chimney just blinks, and Chopper goes into the gorilla mode. This triggers Robin to come to his side and sand beside him menacingly as they stare down Kid. He groans and bends down to see if the kid is okay, and is kicked in the ass by Vivi and I. She’s pissed because he hurt a child and I just didn’t like how he looked at my friend. (Let’s just call my friend Law, okay?) Since he’s got a Princess, a Gorilla, a Demon and some crazy lady all up on him. He just apologizes and says to hell with the drink. In light of our heroics, this causes the people around us to cheer. Including Ace, who stops his juicy making out with Charmedward to watch us. She grows angry and demands that he get back to her. They argue for a moment, but are cut short even further to Charmedward’s annoyance. Marco and Thatch are like: “WHATSSUP, BROTHA ACE?!” And he’s all: “HOW’S IT GOING MY BROS?” Not acknowledging poor Charmedward, who crosses her arms in resentment. Me, in my high of heroics, storm over and stipulate that Ace get back to his Tongue War with Charmedward. Shrugging, he does as I say, and ignores his friends. Marco is too high to remember who the hell I was from earlier, so I just make time at Thatch. This means I ditch my buddy Vivi for some pompadour action. She can’t really complain, since she was trying to hook up with Mr. 1 earlier while I ordered drinks, and goes to find Usopp; who had pledged her a dance. Unfortunately, he’s chatting up on Marigold and Sandersonia and she is forced to go find an empty seat to wait. As she does, she watches as Skyrius reveals she is actually a bouncer. And promptly kicks out Nami and Conis. She also kicks out Blackbeard, who was trying to take Tagashi home with him. (Jewelry has cute boots, and she wants to know where she got them; meaning she stays.) They sulk out of the bash and just decide to go to the Buggy Burger across the street. But are intercepted from their wants by MetaMario, who takes them by the hands and around the back door to get into the party once more. Leading them back in, MetalMario heads drinking buddy, Zoro. The Swordsman greets his friend and they start to sing Katy Perry. Vivi sighs and then chokes on vomit as Duval starts swinging his tight ass in her face. While doing to, Keimi and Rouge are giggling like mad, the former waving her ice cream she bought in the air. It flies off and soars over the crowd. Hancock, who finally was able to regain composure, receives a face full of the dairy treat. Screaming in humiliation, fury and the freezing temperature of the sweet, she dashes about the room. The squirrel she was bringing to Luffy, ascends from her spastic grasp and lands on top of Cyber-Robin’s head. He was busy in a dance sandwich with Sadi-Chan and Domino; so it’s pointless to say he was outraged when it splattered on to his hair. Yanking it off, the flings the dead creature across the room and onto Buggy’s lap. He is disgusted and dumps it in the garbage. As he reaches back to his drink, it’s smacked away by a rope. Crying out in anguish, Buggy finds out the rope belongs to Paulie, obviously. His session with PrevyPaulieLover was getting hot, so he sent out victory ropes. (The hell is wrong with me?) One rope tangles in Kuma’s fro and he detangles it as he tries to summon back the deprived Piratemarimo. She is antsy with anticipation of her soul mate and is hoping on the spot. Law mistakes her anxiety as a medical condition, and throws her on the floor for treatment. He cries out for the nearest doctor. Chopper, being on the scene, dashes over as a gorilla and Robin on his back. Together, they wrestle Piratemarimo to the ground for “treatment.” She hollers out for them to quit, but ends up just making Franky grow ornery. He’s already pissed beyond all reason because they only serve Diet Sodas at the bar. And he doesn’t want to look like a queer, so he goes on a rampage. Causing Trapped and Shanks to come out from wherever I had put them and into the crowd. Franky’s riot is stopped by the sprinklers turning on. Shanks shirt had finally caught for than just Mr. 3’s hair on fire. Many people dive to snuff the flames, including the doctors “working” on Piratemarimo. She jumps up and demands her fate from Kuma just as the front door burst in by a force. IT’S THE THREE ADMIRALS! AND MIADESTROYSTOKYO!
! …KUMA THE TROLL SUMMONS ALL FOUR MEN BACK. They stupidly look about the room as the Admirals execute their flawlessly choreographed moves. Meaning they sat on Aokiji’s laptop and watched the Single Ladies music video until they learned it. With Akainu in front, they get the room jumping by rocking the dance. Piratemarimo can’t enjoy the men’s dance, because she’s pissed that I wrote all four of them back in. But something is wrong. Doflamingo has an arm around Crocodile’s shoulder, Mihawk is leaned up against him and Enel has decided he want to get drunk. Piratemarimo is like: “WHO WON ME?!” And Crocodile is like: “Darling, I made these two my bitches, and you can join.” She pouts and storms off as Crocodile decides to make a move on Miadestroystokyo. She was wondering about the room, as the owner of the actual bar chain, she is in command. Twirling a cigar in her fingers, she is spotted by Sanji, who was perfectly break dancing in the middle of the floor. Him being him, he falls instantly in love with the owner and slides on his knees to beg her for a dance. Smirking at her obvious authority and superiority to any and every girl in the room, she simply ashes her cigar on the nearest bar top and coolly accepts him request. He practically bounces through the roof and starts to drag her off. But Crocodile has other plans! He starts yanking her the other way. And now her fashionable demeanor has been shattered. As she tries to tell the two men that they can both have her, Duval as picked her as his next ass victim. So, he starts shaking what his Mama gave him all on her grill. The three men start to grow gradually more aggravated with the other, since they all want to dance with her. Poor Miadestorystokyo is trying to decline and accept them all at once, but it’s no use! PIRATEMARIMO IS PISSED. Doflamingo and Mihawk try to hold her back as she goes to lay Miadestroystokyo the hell out. As she struggles, she’s then round house kicked in the face by…MYEHMYEH! She’s all: “I decided I want Crocodile.” And Piratemarimo is all: “BRING IT THE HELL ON, SISTAH.” They start to go at it, all while Doflamingo is watching and Skyrius is sitting next to him filming the blackmailing action. Mihawk is suddenly very thirsty, and leaves for a drink. Piratemarimo is ready to rip the sky open and rain blood and sulfur down upon the room, but isn’t going anywhere now that she’s ensnared in a head lock. Ace, taking a breather from his make out, sees the fight going on and wants to help. He leads Charmedward with him to the fight as they try to pry the two girls off of the other. Doflamingo is booing, since he wants more, Mihawk dashes back to try and take Piratemarimo all to himself. And Skyrius is fine since she has plenty of blackmail of them for the night and goes to film my 50’s style dance with Thatch on the floor. Trapped and Shanks, still in shock from the fire, now dressed sharply in his suit and her in a slick red dress. (Both topped with fedoras.) They are standing in the middle of the floor hand and hand. They’re nearly thrown over by Paulie and PervyPaulieFancier, who are still going at it hardcore. One of the bartenders, BartArt, takes a break from his conversation with barmaid Makino, do go cool down the steamy dance session on the floor before more rope break dishes. But he can’t get past Miadestorystoyko’s little mess to get to them…
! …SHUNA HAS CHASED HIS HEART ALL THE WAY TO THE BAR FOR PIRATEMARIMO! She’s been torn from her fight and is huffy in a seat. He struts over to her, causing Mihawk, Enel and Doflamingo to all grow jealous. Since Doflo and Mihawk have a brotherhood of being Croco-Bitches, they’ve decided to share Piratemarimo. They shake hands and open their mouths to put up the agreement, but a hard riff of a guitar interrupts them. On the stage sit’s the following: Zoro on the drums with three drumsticks, one being in his mouth. Usopp with a bass in his hands, smirked painted on his face. Franky with a bad ass axe, ready to rock; his arm still up from the riff he just finished. And, in front, sits Sanji. They’re all” YOU READY TO ROCK?!” And we’re all like: “FUCK YES!” And Sanji is all: “This goes out to MIA!” He then sweeps his finger over the room, hunting to point at her. But he cannot find her due to the large mass that is Duval crumping in front of her. Giving up, he decides to just rock out on his song. Counting down, they play a terrible version of Walking the Dog by Fun for her. They’re all rocking the hell out while the room cringes at the poorness of it. Luffy, who likes everything except Kokoro’s shell bra, grabs Masha by the wrist and drags her off the dance. She was in a polite little chat with Keimi and Rouge, but is now on stage in humiliation as Luffy prances around her. I take a break from doing the Twist with Thatch to raise a brow at the bad band. They’re name is The Hats and that makes me giggle so hard, Thatch has to help me into a seat. It’s next to Law, who is covered in soot from the fire. He take my clutching on my sides as, of course, pain. As he attempts to help me out, Thatch punches the ever living fuck out of him and they start to battle. Skyrius isn’t going to waste film on me laughing, and sees that Eli Heart is jumping up and down with Rayleigh. Marco, who should help is friend, has a thing for shy girls who are made into a speculation. (I don’t know why.) This means he suddenly wants to dance with Masha and takes his place next to her on stage. As they get down, the Admirals are quite distraught that their Single Ladies dance was interrupted. They stand with their arms crossed and debate on what to do next. But they can’t think over the tapping of Trapped tap shoes. Her and Shanks are getting their groove on. Shanks has a rose between his lips as they tango about the room. The rose came from Iceberg’s suit and he is quite offended that Shanks took it from him while he was getting Miss Doublefinger a drink. Graciously, he makes his way over to request it back, but is stopped by the sheer horror of Paulie and PerveryPaulieFancier’s dancing. BartArt, who just wants to get back to Makino, is trying to bribe the two into a drink. Choking on vomit of the mental image of what Paulie will be doing tonight, Iceberg rushes to the bathroom. (Oh god. Pervy do NOT take that in offense.) The door to the bathroom knocks so hard against the wall, it disrupts the beat that Cyber-Robin, Sadi-Chan and Domino were in. They grumble and decide to take a booth together. As they try to locate an empty booth, they come to find they’re all occupied. Even the one with the broken table, and that’s filled by Nia, who is chatting nicely with Lulu and stroking the top of Hattori’s little forehead with her index finger. Hattori is quite annoyed by the band that is playing, and MetaMario and Zoro screeching Teenage Dream over at the smaller bar. The two are bashing their glasses on the table and clapping, sloppily singing the words. One of their drinks flies from their hands and hits Smoker on the back as he tries to pry Denn2ya off for the thousandth time that evening. His efforts prove pointless, since she is hooked. And he looks to Ace for help, but he is busy trying to smoothly talk Charmedward out of her jealous fury, grab Piratmarimo and keep MyehMyeh at bay…
Twas the Thread Made of Fandom
! Twas the thread made of fandom and all through the post,
Not a person was sane, not even close.
After the party, the guest were over hung, their chests still bare,
In hopes that Skyrius’s video wouldn’t be for share.
! Trapped was content in the dance Shanks lead,
Her fedora cap stuck by the sweat on her head.
With Thatch buying drinks, and I in his lap,
Watched the as party was written like absolute crap.
! Up on the stage there arose a poor chatter.
Mia jumped from Duval to see all the clatter.
Marco ended up smoking his stash,
But still partied hard with Masha in a dash.
! Piratemarimo’s trials were much of the show,
As her boy problems that night caused an epic row.
And sure enough, you’ll find Cyber-Robin near,
The Demon of Ohara and her Gorilla-Reindeer.
! Smoker is in need of a large stick,
Since escaping Denn2ya seems to be a cruel trick.
The ups and downs of her night, Ace was her blame,
Charmedward won’t let her hook up cause her much shame!
! “Now dance faster, hotter as the disco ball glistens!
And tell me what song you think deserves a listen!”
Shouted the skeleton above the them all,
DJ Brook was sure to keep it an enjoyable ball.
! BartArt is indeed one to try,
To offer the dancers some drinks they can buy.
Nia in her booth with Hattori too,
Both sighed in annoyance as the mayhem grew.
! Skyrius has filmed all of her blackmailing proof,
At the cost of her partying becoming aloof.
MetaMario gave the bar top another pound,
As Zoro, his friend, bought him another round.
! I am beginning to jiggle my foot,
As Thatch kicks the doctor all covered in soot.
Mia still tried to escape the Crocodile’s attack,
And still trying to keep her crack thread on track.
! Pervy’s face was a red as a cherry,
Since her dancing was too hot for this poem to carry.
And the irritated Charmedward, with nowhere to go,
Was ignoring the affection Ace was trying to show.
! Sanji held a fresh cigarette in between his teeth,
As he took off his sports jacket with no shirt underneath.
We started to notice that the place was real smelly,
And that our legs felt like they were made of jelly.
! Eli Heart was jumping around, in spite of herself,
And her cute little dance was good for Rayleigh’s health.
Since terror and hilarity was all Piratemarimo bred,
She decided to go buys some herself some drinks instead.
! Mia finally ditched Duval with his sexy hip jerk,
And felt that it was best that she was going to lurk.
Shanks and Trapped end their dance with a graceful pose,
And the Red-Haired men stupidly started to choke on his rose.
! It is clear that our party is nothing but dismal,
But sure enough, when it’s posted you cheer and whistle.
And Brook shouted over the fun, dancing and fight,
“Welcome to the Fandom Pirates, where we party all night!”