Greetings, good ladies and gentlemen of these fine forums. On the stormy seas of the internet I go by the name Cap'n Twinblades. Join me in my cabin and let me tell you a tale of darkness and despair.
It was a happy day. Chapter 597 had been released, Zoro revealed the meaning of Luffy's message, haki was finally explained, the timeskip was happening. Good times. Then I realised One Piece was going on a break. Doing what any sane man would do I assumed the world was ending.
Days later, having left my reinforced concrete bunker in search of snacks, I noticed it was only for four weeks. Relieved, I steeled my heart for the long wait until 598.
In the meantime I searched for things to keep me entertained during the dark, pirate free days. I've tried other manga, re-reading One Piece again, watching the anime. I had little left. Then I found myself thinking thoughts no man should think.
'Perhaps I should read Naruto?'
Luckily I found these forums as a beacon of shining One Piece related light, calling out to me across the vast internet.
Please Arlong Park, keep me entertained and away from Naruto. I don't want to become one of Them.
p.s. You seem to have a lot of 'Perona 4 Nakama!!!' guys recently. That's awesome. Arguing with them is like a game of whack-a-mole. No matter how hard you hit them they just pop back up. But it's so fun to whack them again.