The conversation is kind of pittering and alot of people are going out/to sleep, so I now officially kick everyone still on this thread out. Go outside. Live. Breathe. Do jumping jacks. Cosplay. I dunno. XD You people are crazy. I expect everyone who's been on the computer more than 2 hours today to take a break. Update bio. And I'm going to go get some rest. It is a freaking broiler here, right Pervy?
! TIMEZONE
! Skyrius: America, Los Angeles GMT -8
Trapped: Asia, GMT +8
Gypsy: America, Georgia GMT -5
Masha: Moscow, GMT +3
Eli: Paris, GMT + 2
BartArt: Iceland, GMT + 0
PervyPaulieFancier: Orange County, GMT -8
Piratemarimo: Minnesota, GMT -6
Nia: Bavaria, GMT + 1
Meta: America, New York, GMT -5
Myehmyeh: GMT -5
Cyber-Robin: GMT +0
Charmed: GMT +0
Nami: GMT +1
! Missing: (just need a confirmation, but I'm pretty sure these are right)
Mia (XD You don't have to tell us where you live, but do you know your timezone? I'm trying to figure out when's the best time to post when everyone's awake. Yes I'm a nerd, shhh)
! NOTE: These are standard times based off of the Greenwich Mean Time. However, due to it currently being Daylight Saving Time, all time zones add 1. For example, the UK is normally GMT + 0, being the same as Greenwich Mean Time. Currently, they are GMT +1. So all countries which observe Daylight Saving Time add 1.
! BIO:
! -Ages and Gender
Piratemarimo: 17 (female)
Cyber-Robin: 22 (male)
Gypsy: 18 (female)
Meta: 15 (male)
BartArt: 20 (male)
Charmed: 15 (female)
Nia: 19 1/2 (female)
PervyPaulieFancier: 24 (female)
Eli: ??? (older that 24) (female)
Skyrius: TIME LORD bricked (female)
Trapped: ??? (female)
Masha: 18 (female)
Mia: ??? (female)
Myehmeyh: 19 (almost 20) (female)
Nami: 21 (female)
! OBSCURE INFO
! Gypsy: All American, short and has big chest much to my delight. Straight and perverted, I am about to start CNA training next Tuesday and am excited as hell. Throughout high school I did theatre and was damn good at it. I make fan characters like it's a dire requirement for fandom. I will not eat out in public, I've never dated a guy more than three months and I burn incense everyday.
Extra info: I have frequent dreams of my teeth breaking or falling out completely. When I was young, I'd jump off my back steps with a broom in hopes to fly. Once a year, I read The Wizard of Oz. And have no idea why. I cry every since time I read the Seventh Harry Potter book.
Skyrius: 1/4 Japanese and basically I live in Japan or China each summer with whichever side of the family I'm visiting. I'm currently taking Kendo (I'll be finishing up the 1st dan soon. UGH THEORY TESTS T_T), archery, and Jeet Kune Do. I love fights, both watching and participating (don't worry, they're sanctioned fights, like competitions….........most of the time). My friend and I currently have a webcomic in the works. I've fallen from the top of a 47 foot redwood tree and survived (parachuting accident) with no major injuries, just a sore wrist.
Nia: I’m ¼ Austrian, ¼ Rumanian, ½ German, 100% Bavarian. I have a very close relationship with my 14 years old car (it is a male car, by the way). Wherever I am, I need to wear my choker. That's been going on for nearly a year now. I have to feel that subtle “strangling” sensation or I’ll feel awfully weird. Same goes for my watch. I’m totally lost without it. Or my glasses, but that’s a given. I’m strangely afraid of looking into mirrors at night. Starting October, I’ll study the law. Since 2006 I am working part-time at a stationary shop and loving it. Sorting pencils is awesome. I have no sense of direction. Also, I have a really hard time remembering faces and names, especially those of women for some reason (they all just … look so much alike, damn it!).
extra info: Pen name- Lex Peters, Hattori fangirl; apparently has many dreams in which she dies, but doesn't wake up, continuing to dream from third person POV
Eli: Elisabeth Heart (I don't know why I put Eli in here but it's okay, you can call me Eli) 100% French. I smoke (a hell lot). I swear (a hell lot not in english though, c'est vraiment trop con d'ailleurs putain parce que qu'est ce que j'adore dire putain et merde et a la con de chiotte et traiter mes amies de putes, a tout bout de champ vraiment ca fait chier). I have the most beautiful cat in the world. I also have a tiny shrimp living in a globe that doesn't need any feeding. I was addicted to Ragnarok Online. I have an iMac. And my country house is name 'les crottes' which means 'the poos' plural of poo ? (my grandmother mainly bought it because of that) (Skyirus: She and Piratemarimo seem to have a slight fear of dolphins)
Piratemarimo: I hate being touched or poked, especially on the back of the neck. 1/2 Japanese 1/2 Chinese. Born and raised in Minnesota, but temporarily went to live in China, visited Japan a few times. I've never stayed at the same house for more than a few years, but we've always stayed in Eden Prairie because of the school. I've traveled to Washington D.C. and Israel with the same teacher (There were two teachers per trip and the second teacher was different for both trips) and different groups of students. A handful of people from the first trip also went on the second one). I tend to be very anti-social. After the Israel trip, I became more attached to people, though only certain people. Ironically, I hate when people write themselves into fanfiction. Gypsy's story is the only except ever made and frankly I myself am surprised at this fact. I have a good memory when it comes to certain things. Because of this, I tend to hold grudges against people for a very long time. Even if I can't do anything about it, I tend to obsess about it if I'm not preoccupied with something. I feel like an insomniac, however, perpetual lack of proper sleep allows me to take a nap at any given time (usually). I am obsessed with Stephen Colbert. I'm angry at myself for being so far behind on the episodes right now. Stephen is possibly the only thing that rivals my obsession with One Piece. (Skyrius: She and Eli are apparently afraid of dolphins XD)
Meta: I love anime/manga, but no one in my family shares my interest. I'm kinda the wild card. I was born and raised in New York, been an OP fan since I was like 10 years old (that was the 4kids dub, I liked it back then). I'm a tad anti-social, but I do have lots of friends. Any more details I should share? Oh, favorite color is red. Yeah, I think that's a good rough synopsis.
Trapped: i'm 20. i feel like i'm one of the oldest here. which makes me feel silly for fangirling so much, but eh. i live in this tiny little country that has no states and is represented by a dot - yes, a dot - on the world map. some of you will probably know which country i'm talking about. it's really small so i don't feel comfortable saying it on the Internet in case of creepy lurking stalkers. my dream/goal is to become a clinical psychologist, it's not going to be easy but it's something i'm really passionate about.
extra info: Her theme song, I'm a Chingstah, will be posted every time she needs to mass update.
BartArt: Eumm yeah, I'm 20, I'm learning classical singing. I want to become a musician and music producer. I like to design some clothes as well. Thats it!
Myeh: I am openly perverted. I love my friends, especially the ones that are also perverted. I have a fear of the ocean. I intended to stop reading manga and watching anime before turning 20. (Won't happen.) I apparently look a few years younger than I am and can still get away with things like going trick-or-treating; I'm going this year, hahaha!!! And I shall cosplay as Mayuri. >:3
Charmed: XD ….umm.....100% British, I move house once a year on average. Have Zoro's sense of direction, short-sighted and wears glasses for distance/PC reading, hates to see Ace and Luffy shipping as an actual couple (INCEST) I'm in love with the medieval period. I would name my first born daughter Elizabeth (haha Eli-heart!) Am very much like Robin with the books/history/quite nature. (Though you wont see my quite side in a crack thread)
Nami: I'm evil. No, I'm not. Well, yes I am. I fuckin love PINK. And black. And Orange. And pink/orange. And Nami And… I have a pink Laptop. And... I love Cola. I Love Skulls. See, I'm totally Random. I draw. Not much. Sometimes too much. No, I can't draw Fanarts.. I just.. can't. I smoke too much and my Mobile Phone is pink, too. I love to write english substantives big. The first Letter u know. Because germans do. Is that enough random Shit now? I can write more. Well, not really... It's getting tough. Oh gosh, what do I do here XD
extra info: I'm always tired. ALWAYS. I never ever had a Hangover, even though I drunk too much. Just have too sleep and everything's fine again. No Headache, no dizzieness or other hangover symptoms. Most people think I'm somewhat around 15/16. And I totally love to act like a 7yearsold. I LOVE the Disneyprincess. I like to buy things with them on it. I puff cold meals on spoons. I can't help myself. Time is a problem for me. Once I came 1 1/2hours late to work.. not because I overslept... Favorite Number: 7 and 14. Favorite Animal: Cats and Pandas, Butterflies and Squirrels. I hate foots. Scared of darkness. I hate coffee. I get used to everything. I love Money.
Masha: My real name is Maria. Masha is a diminutive name and it sounds nice, so I use it as a nickname! ))))) Internet addict, adore all kinds of sweets and junk food, enjoy playing Pokemon and arcades, loves cooking, hanging out with my awesome fandom friends, kinda immature, always positive, laugh a lot… maybe sometimes even too much! )))) Use lots of smilies in conversation))) Hates cold weather, getting up early and Japanese homework, but has to do it! XDDDDDD
C-R(Local-chan): I suit up mostly every day. Cus suits are awesome. I have WAY too much Robin and Chopper merch. And even WAY more Doctor Who merch My fave char is Robin. I wuv her so much Second fave is Chopper. Cus he's adorably manly. Best game ever is Legend Of Zelda series Second best is Suikoden. I once used to wanna be like David Tennant, even had the hair. I used to have long hair. People used to come approach me on the streets and ask to touch it. If Buzz Lightyear doesn't think he's a toy. Why doesn't he speak when humans are around? I used to hate RoCho. Then I started writing Robin Who crossover and he was the companion. Things exploded from there. I write anything….provided I'm bribed first. I like my Ales. That is all....for now. I'm not only British. I'm Local. TO EVERYWHERE (Skyrius: C-R IS MY FELLOW TIME LORD shot)
Pearlcougar:Some people think I have a conflicting personality;Quiet and does what is needed at important places,but lets loose and is talkative about random things around friends. I'm self-conscious on not sounding lame and noob-ish online,so I've been trying to sound worthwhile.(Older posts on APforums were total fails.) I admit that my mind seems to catch everything that sounds relatively wrong and perverted, sorry but I'm often found laughing with disapproving looks. (My friends are the same way too )
I've been into One Piece since I was in 3rd grade,I believe. I warn you, I fangirl over Sanji so much,it's ridiculous. He's one of my 3 main obsessions;the other two being the bands Linkin Park and Breaking Benjamin. I draw a lot, and I'm working on my shading and coloring;really,I need to work on that. I read a lot too,and regarding fanfics:I'm one of the few fangirls I've ever known that doesn't read yaoi. Just so you know. Extra stuff- My house is a mess (not all my fault…), I live in a place that doesn't even get a dot on the map;it's such a small town,and my school is half an hour from my house (and it has 130 students). I'm kind of lazy,especially regarding style;knee-length shorts and a t-shirt is pretty much my daily attire. I dislike talking on the phone a lot,even going to the extent of making someone else call and talk to somebody first before I'll even talk. I eat cereal all the time (my friend thought it was weird when I got a bowl of cheerios at 2 am),and I love chicken and biscuits and gravy. I seem to have crack dreams that I never could ever think to imagine, and I rarely realize I'm dreaming.(nor do I have much control over them; I think about my choices as if it was real,but I can't choose to do whatever I want.)Well,I guess that sums me up good enough for now.
! The current (confirmed) girl to guy ratio is 14:4 (we need more guys XD)
! FANDOM PIRATE CREW
(details to be changed at any time, so post whatever position you think this crack-filled crew needs <3)
! The apparently only official position at the time:
! Captain: Mia The creator of this cracktastic thread, and thus, the Fandom Pirates. Her word is law…..as much of a law as we can have in a place like this.
! POSITIONS PEOPLE HAVE ASKED FOR
! Log keeper: Skyrius (in charge of the bios, banner and other clerical duties)
Doctor: Cyber-Robin (ladies only apparently, although I think he might grudgingly help the guys in emergencies…maybe...as a last resort)
BartArt: Musician (YAY!)
Eli and Masha: Our duo cooks The chef and barmaid, master-apprentice, but who is the master and who is the apprentice??? bricked
Gypsy: Navigator of Crack In other words, she determines the crack level of our crew, and inadvertently the danger level. Navigating through the treacherous waters of fandom, the higher she turns up the crack-o-meter, the more dangerous our crew becomes. 
Piratemarimo: Bishie record keeper Given her ability to amass a harem of OP guys within our crack story, I think she should be sort of like the stock keeper. Like a cross between the ninja position and record keeper. Collect Bring the guys in and be in charge of seeing who goes with who and distribution negotiations. She's also in charge of the wiki page for this thread should it ever be made.
Trapped: Ninja Our lovely shadow in the night who fades into the moonless sky, bringing the faint scent of rainbow chocolate raves as she spirits away OP characters for our cracktastic party.
**Nami: New recruit But of course, unlike other crews, our new recruit is special. She's the one who gets to run around guiding the bishiesguys to different places, gathering up material for more crack-ish fun, and throwing out random ideas and comment to keep the place jumping (Skyrius: NAMI! You've been in the crew long enough to request your own position. You can keep the one I've given you, but I recommend coming up with your own crackish stuff. It's more fun that way <3)
Pervy: Rum safeguard The obviously trustworthy and completely diligent safeguard of the Fandom Pirates' rum supply. She's also in charge of ensuring that all OP and FP (Fandom Pirates) members are sufficiently inebriated to survive the sheer crushing level of crack that would suffocate a rational, sober person.
Nia: Bird Keeper Our local Hattori lover, and keeper of all feathered friends. No pirate crew is complete without one, obviously.
! Everyone else feel free to jump aboard, Mia get to approving job positions XD To everyone thinking of job positions, rather than imitate existing positions in the SH crew, I think you should make up your own. I mean, this crew is way to tipsy-ly lopsided to try and keep with conformity. We could have a ninja, who's in charge of kidnapping characters to our wild parties, a "negotiator" for when that doesn't work, the adviser of crack, chief of party, TIME LORD, I dunno. There's not need for normality.
! PHEW XDD Have pity on the girl who has to dig out all the fact buried under our crack. Nah, just kidding, you guys are great.
! Brainstorming for positions: Ok, these are just some ideas I'm throwing out, but I was reading through everyone's posts and I just came up with some positions I think might suit you guys. This is in no way your mandatory job, just brainstorming. If you like them, feel free to use them.
! Currently none. I will come up with positions if anyone is too lazy feels that they have an inadequate imagination (WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT TRUE. NOBODY HAS A BAD IMAGINATION >____<)
! LURKERS WHO HAVE RECENTLY JUMPED IN
! Due to the fact that there are quite a few lurkers who pop in, post 2 posts, and then never show up again, I'm limiting this to people who have actively participated recently. I don't mean to be harsh, but you have to realize that with the rate this thread and its members are growing, unless there's some sort of "initiation" or "entry requirement" that we'll be swamped in a matter of minutes. Anyways, if you guys want me to update your bio, just put whatever crackish info you want for me. It doesn't have to make too much sense. XD A significant part of the "official bios" seem to be about suits, fedoras, and time lords. If you are uncomfortable giving any information, it is by no means required. It's just me being anal, honestly. You will be given new positions after I find the time to get off my lazy ass and edit this stuff XD In the mean time, here's the fresh meant new guys. Pending simply means yours truly is still trying to think of a failwitty description.
! Wyvren Wing: Position within crew (New Recruit); Age (uknown); Gender (I could guess and it's usually obvious but for the sake of consistency, unknownconfirmed); GMT (unknown)
Pearlcougar: Position within the crew (New Recruit); Age (14); Gender (Female); GMT (-7)
mettemine: Position within the crew (….er, I'm honestly not sure what to say about him. While he's on this thread, he's been on and off long enough that I can't really call him new....er, so just pick your own position mette XD); Age (uknown); Gender (male); GMT (uknown)
Sussi: Position within the crew (Negotiator (pending)); Age (25); Gender (Female); GMT (+2); extra info: Real name is Susanne, lives in Sweden, and is a substitute teacher/couch potato.
LaCaSiNa: Position within the crew (Shadow Looter (pending)); Age (21); Gender (Female); GMT (+3); extra info: Real name is Sabina, lives in Finland, and is currently a student. IS ALSO ONE OF THE FRONTLINE FIGHTERS. Alongside Skyrius and Masha.
! LIST OF RULES:
! The unofficial rules of this thread. These are subject to change at any time. Or swap. Or increase. Or decrease. Anything goes really.
! 0. Do it with a DON!
1. FEDORAAAAAAAAAAAS.
2. Shanks is mine. all mine.
3. No one marries me or piratemarimo without the other's permission.
3.14159265. Makino is BartArt's.
4. Mihawk and Doflamingo are piratemarimo's. (BFF, does Croc still apply or have you transferred him already?)
5. No more than one crack story segment posted per page.
6. Ace belongs to Eli.
7. Nami and Sanji are Nami's to tie ribbons on. do not steal them from her or she will send you to waffle heaven. However she is current sharing Sanji with Pearlcougar
10. Robin is Cyber-Robin's. Or Chopper's if you must. Nami or Luffy's at a stretch… Maybe Hina.
11. Everyone who posts must wear a Bow Tie.
12. If no Bow Tie. Wear a Fez.
13. If it's Wet. Drink it.
14. Coby and Bon belong to Skyrius.
15. Masharco.
16. No one, lurker or not, insults The Crack Fic. No one.
432. only one fight can go on at a time on the Fandom Pirate ship.
! I just proposing these for now
! 27: If you've posted more than 10 posts on this thread in an hour, your bouncer kindly recommends taking a 30 minute break to go outside and breathe fresh air. Don't worry, it won't kill you. And don't mind the bat, she only kindly recommends it.
! BART! Make that song! thumbs up Then I can add it here.
! In the meanwhile, Gypsy's unofficial crack parody lyrics
! There’s a place in the Park,
Where the freaks come out a dark,
It’s a thread for us all,
And it wins for one and all…
! In the Park,
Through the fight,
Look around,
It’s a crime,
That our crack,
Still thrives.
Cooking up,
Something vile.
! And now we’re acting like chimps,
‘Cause we’re One Piece fans,
Got a feeling that I’m frisky,
In Gypsy’s crack gag.
! With my fandom turned on,
I’ll party ‘til the mornin’
But tonight,
I don’t give a
I don’t give a
I don’t give a
! There’s a place in the Park,
Where the freaks come out at dark,
It’s a thread for us all
And it wins for one and all
! And it turned me on,
When they Took It Off
When they Took It Off,
When the boys took it off!
! It’s a thread I know,
Where the boys are just for show,
And we all crave more,
Because we’re a bunch of whores.
! And it turned me on,
When they Took It Off
When they Took It Off,
When the boys took it off!
! Come to grind,
We’ll allow,
But your clothes,
Aren’t allowed.
It’s imperious,
We get down.
Because stupidity,
It’s what you’ve found.
! And now the pirates are trashed,
Having fun with fans,
Everybody’s in fedoras,
But Usopp’s in a fez.
No one gets jaded.
And we’re all fascinated.
Readers so
! We don’t give a
We don’t give a
We don’t give a
! There’s a place in the Park,
Where the freaks come out at dark,
It’s a thread for us all
And it wins for one and all
! And it turned me on,
When they Took It Off
When they Took It Off,
When the boys took it off!
! It’s a thread I know,
Where the boys are just for show,
And we all crave more,
Because we’re a bunch of whores.
! And it turned me on,
When they Took It Off
When they Took It Off,
When the boys took it off!**
So if you actually want to read, I'll try to finish it today...(maybe tomorrow if it comes to it.
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lol
☠ Rum Safeguarder of the Fandom Pirates ☠
The rum 
and 
, from Sanji's Harem Petit Chara Land 's set, are up for 
Also I feel sad not being on the special FP crew list 
(Even though we haven't got ANY rain here this year.Not exaggerating,NO rain at ALL!:getlost:) Though over summer break, I saw on one of those temperature signs at banks that they have (lol,that sounded lame XD), it got up to 119 degrees!:blink: I had flip-flops on,and I got a foot-sunburn for being out less than 5 minutes!Foot Sunburn,WTH.:getlost:
–Syb is a member here!^O^
I MELTED.o
E1n woot~
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