
ARLONG PARK IS AN AMUSEMENT PARK FOR FISHMEN. IT WAS CREATED BY ARLONG WHO, REJECTED BY THE COLD WORLD OF P.U-MANS (POSSIBLY ENSLAVED) AND UNABLE TO RIDE THEIR FERRIS WHEELS WITHOUT BEING HUNTED BY KIDNAPPERS, HE MADE IT HIS DREAM TO ONE DAY BUILD AN AMUSEMENT PARK THAT WAS JUST FOR FISHMEN.
I MEAN, LOOK AT IT!!! THERE ARE LITTLE (TRADEMARKED?) SHARK FLAGS ON TOP OF THE BUILDING. THERE ARE SHARK HEAD DECORATIONS ON ALL THE LITTLE HUTS. THERE ARE POOLS IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.
THE BEAUTIFUL ARCHITECTURE OF ARCS AND FOUNTAINS, THE DETAILED ENGRAVINGS ON THE GATES/WALLS.
THIS IS NO EVIL LAIR FOR PIRATES.
THIS IS A FUCKING WATER PARK.
THERE ARE RIDES;

YOU KNOW THOSE FUCKING HUGE MAPS OF BIG AMUSEMENT PARKS?
(EXAMPLE)!?! WELL THAT'S WHAT NAMI HAS BEEN DRAWING.
THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS THEORY IS NOT TRUE. I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT ALL THE CANONICAL PROOF.



BECAUSE THEIR GIFT STORE IS FANFUCKINGTASTIC YOU CAN GET LIKE NECKLACES WITH LITTLE SHARKS AND DOLPHINS ON THEM AND T-SHIRTS AND SHIT FOR 10X MORE MONEY THAN YOU COULD ANYWHERE ELSE.
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THE DRAMATIC "NOOOO WRYYYYY" MMWACHASAYYYYOHTHATYOUONLYMEANTWELLLWELLOFCOURSEYOUDID ETC IS BECAUSE ITS NOT AS FUN TO GO TO A THEME PARK WITHOUT BELLE MERE!! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!!
I MEAN, YOU CAN'T EXPECT ARLONG TO JUST LET ANYBODY IN EVEN IF THEY DON'T HAVE MONEY, RIGHT? BUT HE'S SUCH A NICE GUY THAT IN EXCHANGE HE GAVE NAMI A FREE AIRBRUSH TATTOO

SHE'S CRYING WITH JOY!!! JOY I TELL YOU!!! JOY!!!!
VOTE FOR THE GENTLE HEARTED AND MISUNDERSTOOD FISHMAN WHO ONLY EVER WANTED TO BRING SOME LIGHT TO THE HEARTS OF CHILDREN