So, instead of writing ANOTHER story about this thread, what if I developed a game for it? Only issue would be… who would be the main character? Who would be playable? Etc.
Will update first post with full story outline soon.
Chapter 10: The Pendant of Pepperoni
! -Insider is in a bar, and happens upon TLC, who is currently obsessing over some guy named Robby. Cue the alliance
-Robby and friends have a lead on the Pendant of Pepperoni and travel to its location
-Insider and TLC show up, awkward hilarity ensues
-BOSS FIGHT!
-Insider is defeated and TLC is kicked to the moon after aggravating Robby.
-Unfortunately for them, TLC knew the location of the legendary Bust of Rangiku. Yes, that Rangiku.
Chapter 11: Bankrupcy (Get it?)
! -Robby and friends learn that TLC knows the location of the Bust of Rangiku.
-Cue searching the world for TLC
-TLC is found on a desert island and is now Aware. He point the group to an art museum in the capitol.
-Upon arriving at the museum, the Bust of Rangiku, a sculpture of Rangiku's head, is in the hands of Herodadotus and RBoar
-They demand that Gekko hand over all of his funds
-Gekko, Rican, and Cyan show up, ready to battle.
-Transition! The battle's here guys, we finally get to-
-Fuck its just Robby's crew. Way to FUCK UP, KIT-SOO-NAY >_<
-So you release your anger on Hero and RBoar
-You obtain the bust afterwards as Gekko tells you to come to the top floor of the office next time he's around, cueing GekkoCorp, a massive (and optional) 13,000-floor dungeon… Okay, just 130. Or 13.
Chapter 12: By the Gods
! -With two treasures obtained, Robby's group moves to obtain the last.
-Before hand, though, an urgent message comes from the village where Juju was left
-When Robby's group gets there, the entire village is torched and Juju has totally lost it.
-Robby's group battles him, but his Naruto overload overpowers them and brings out "The Beast"
-CUE THE MUSIC:
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-Juju is defeated as it is revealed he possessed the first volume of Hokuto no Ken.
-With all three treasures gathered, its time to save the world!
Chapter 13: No Way in Hell
! -The party heads to the Center of the World, where the three treasures must be gathered.
-Unfortunately for them, the Elemental Archfiends have decided to make one last stand. In FF4 fashion, Robby and friends fight through Cuddles, Robo-Chrissie, Kitsune, and Badass one at a time.
-At last, the center of the World has been reached. What's this? Sarus stands in their way. He doesn't want to go back.
-Cue the three-tiered boss fight with Sarus
-After losing, everyone's ready to celebrate, but it's not over!
-Brennen appears, and decrees that the Naruto thread be removed from existence. Also, Robby would lose his mod powers
-At this point, all the Unawares become Aware and the final battle is nigh!
Final Chapter: Fighting Fate
! -With everyone's help, Robby and friends decide to resist Brennen's authority just this once, and hold off actually using the Treasures until the battle is over
-Cue the final dungeon
-Words with Brennen, epic showdown of death
-Cliche everybody's counting on you moment
-THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! Doo-do-do-doo do-do-do-do-do
-Robby learns 'Ban'. It's Super Effective!
-Smiles and rainbows
-This game was made possible by the corrupted minds of the Pizza, Boobs, and 80's Manga Thread (but mostly Kitsune)
-No there's no post-game scene, go home.
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