@Zender:
No this is you typically saying every single action Kishimoto has made is wrong. Get off the bandwagon and stop thinking its cool.
…............. TLC is a funny character indeed.
Naruto X Makes a Man Out of You
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I'm posting this here first
! "A living lie!" or "Kisame lived to die another day, Aoba is King of the Universe and GAI IS A BEAST."
! - Gai uses his Morning Tiger!- Kisame counters with his Shark Missile!
- I love it when the techniques have ridiculously cool names.
- I want a shark summon.
- Apparently Kisame's Shark cannon can absorb chakra and get bigger.
- I noticed most of Kisame's techniques swallow something, then they get bigger.
- But Gai's tiger can be swallowed but it doesn't make Kisame's shark any bigger!
- Kisame: WTF?
- Gai: HEAR MY YOUTHFUL ROAR!
- kaboom
- Kisame: WHAAAAAAT THE F!$@%#$^%$&$&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEANWHILE IN A FOREST - Motoi: What was THAT?
Mr. I'm only here for the ExpositionYamato: That's Gai's Afternoon Tiger!- Naruto: I expected a flashier name, to be honest.
- Yamato: This is srs! The blast is gonna kill ussssssssssssss
- Yamato, don't be so dramatic.
- HOLY SHIT, GAI ONE-SHOOTED KISAME.
- Gai is on top of Kisame, holding his scroll.
- Gai: Don't move.
- Kisame: That wasn't a chakra blast…
- Gai is so awesome he defeated Kisame with a Super Air Blast.
- Gates are awesome. Well, if you ignore the side effects… that Gai doesn't seem to be experiencing.
- Kisame is in awe.
- Gai still can't recognize him.
- They stare into each others' eyes…. and somebody somewhere is already writing fanfic about this. I can feel it.
- Gai punches Kisame again because he twitched.
- He needed to scratch his behind, Gai. Don't be so mean.
- Naruto is impressed.
- Killerbee too.
- Ok, first everybody was a healer. Then everybody was a sensor. I guess getting into minds is the new black.
- Or maybe Aoba is so awesome he can do ANYTHING.
Oh, I bet you missed this… HERE COMES THE FLASHBACK - Aoba can kill you with a door, scare Akatsuki with his Crow summons and get into your brain. Clearly, he is too awesome to get more screentime.
- Young Kisame! Wait… does this mean... KISAME DOESN'T HAVE A SAD CHILDHOOD?
- PARTY HARD
- I do love men in uniform.
- Random kunoichi tries to get in Kisame's pants.
- But Kisame is too hot for her.
- Random!mizu nin: He is just dumb muscle, let him be.
- Random kunoichi: Butbutbut
- HOLY MOTHER OF… WTF IS THAT?
- Snorlax: Kisame, protect your comrades and the data. But remember that above all, you must protect our secretssssss. Capische?
- OMG IT'S IBIKI.
- This chapter is like a reunion of badass characters Kishimoto never uses.
- Ibiki's team surrounds Kisame's team.
- Kisame: I know you! You are the top ANBU interrogator!
- Note to self: Never EVER go on a mission with Kisame.
- In fact, never EVER have important data if you are near Kisame.
- So Kisame killed his teammates and his boss and who is that mysterious shadow over there?
- Kisame took Samehada from his former boss? Interesting…
- It's the Shotakage! …or IS IT?
- Kisame is an interesting character and a true ninja.
… - He is SO dead.
- O HAI THAR MADARA.
- So Madara used his mind control Sharinhax to make Shotakage + bijuu his puppet.
- Ok, who is willing to bet Kishimoto will blame mind control for all Sasuke's ever done?
- Tobidara: I'll create a world where you can fit in…
- Kisame:
WaterWorld?So you trust me… heeeey that eye shining in the darkness... you were using the Sharingan to control the kid... but who are you? - Tobidara: I am Uchiha Madara, of course.
- Kisame: …bullshit. SHOW ME YOUR FACE.
- Madara: K, lemme give you some proof…
- So we are about to see the face behind the mas…
- Oh Kishi, you goddam tease.
- Aoba: THIS IS JUST LIKE THE INCEPTION ENDING.
- Kisame bites his own tongue!
- Aaaaw Kisame just wanted to fit in.
- Ok, at least his puppy didn't die.
- The last roar of the mansharrrrrrk.
! Kisame, you will be missed. You were too badass for this manga
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! Ok, so I read Bleach too. Makes no sense. But who needs sense when you have FABULOUS HAIR?
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! And I read One Piece too. IT WAS AWESOME. I'm gonna use the break to catch up so I can start reviewing it. Just 300 chapters. No biggie.
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I'm gonna need a drink.
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Gabz, you truly are too good for us.
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What One Piece chapter did you read?:D
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The last one.
Incoming timeskip!
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Classic as always Gabzilla. Good review.
I don't completely hate this fight, I hate the way how the whole thing was rushed and forced. I enjoyed Kisames shark techniques. But I don't know, an Akatsuki member being fucking one-shooted? Weren't these guys supposed to be extraordinary in strength, rivaling the Kages (Oro/Sarutobi, Kakazu/first Hokage, Deidara/Gaara)?
And just asking, but where the fuck was samehada during the fight? I mean, It's his best and most powerful weapon, and he thought he wouldn't need it with Gai going complete apeshit? -
@Thousand:
Because they're a fucking joke that got schooled by rookies no less. Do we really need to go into the Kakuzo fiasco? This is ANOTHER can of beans worthy of a monster post on it's own.
You mean all that matters in a fight is that it looks flashy and cool? Never mind story consistency, story development, character build-up. Just epic punches to the gut? Thanks for opening my eyes Juju.
Big deal, his 50% clone could have been reasonably equal to 6 gates then and his 80% reasonably equal to 7 gates. I know I'm pulling these numbers out my ass but my point is that in terms of not only power continuity but story development, the notion that 7 gates Guy is that much stronger than the 100% real deal is ridiculous and underwhelming. Kishimoto reasonably built things up for an epic battle with the careful power display which could have even resulted in eight gates guy and he just threw it down the toilet with this rushed mess of a fight.
Because going by story consistency Gai's most powerul technique should be weaker than Kisame's or, being very lenient, around even.
The more chakra you have, the more you can put in a technique. The fact that you're now covering your eyes to the fundamental power system of this series speaks quite a bit about your debating skills Juju.
Showing exactly how things we know have happened, happened for a pointless, dead character adds something to the story somehow?
Rookies? Kakazu was weaken by Kakashi and Naruto finished him off. Kisame got killed by a jonin that rivals Kakashi. Deidara got killed by Sasuke who was trained by Oro for two years. Pain was killed by a combination of Naruto,MInato,6 tails,8 tails, and intel. Sasori was killed by chiyo(not a rookie and Sakura). Hidan killed was killed by shikiamaru. Itachi lwt himself die.
I never said thats wat mattters in a fight. I was pointing out to him most Naruto fans new Kisame was still alive because of the way he died. Stop putting words in my mouth.
LMFAO Where are u getting these numbers from???
6 gates Gai raped him with no effort at all. Your #s are ridiculous and so are you. Getting more chakra doesn't make you get faster.Say wat?? Why does Gai and his most powerful technique need to be equal to Kisame. WTH are you talking about? Kisame was trying to suck his chakra of his move because it looked like a fireball which would of made his grow even larger. Naruto can have the most powerful attack like the resenshirken, but still can't beat the 4th or jman.
When did the story say this?? Pulling shit out of ur ass should be ur new nickname.
The more chakra you have the more you put into a technique? Where was this stated. Why was Naruto normal resengan more powerful then everyone else who used it? Kisame just had more chakra to perform larger techs thats it. We also don't know how strong Gai gates is.
Ur clueless and Kisame isn't dead yet.
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Gai is on top of Kisame, holding his scroll.
Ohhhh Gabz don't ever change.
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Sigh, I really don't see the point debating with someone who doesn't even understand the concept of story-structure and simply goes out of his way to defend minor trivialities.
Let me spell it out for you one more time Juju.
In fiction, whenever a rivalry is set up, good story-telling entails a series of skirmishes culminating in one massive epic fight where both combatants throw everything they have at each other both physically and emotionally. Chapters wrought with emotional buildup, symbolism and all their techniques. Not one chapter of one guy wailing on the other while the other provides a pathetic resistance where he's finally put down like a dog. That's boring and underwhelming. It was Kishimoto's job to provide this fight, he had it in mind when he first set up this rivalry to give us this fight when he still gave a damn… and he just made a rushed mess because he couldn't be bothered to make an effort.
As for flashbacks, flashbacks are supposed to add to the story, give a new perspective on things, explain a character's motivations, progress the story. Kisame's flashback was just thrown together in an attempt to give his death a semblance of a point but it was done so clumsily that it ended up making him look like more of a joke.
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I couldn't resist.
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The last one.
Incoming timeskip!
Who your favorite character so far. btw good review "waterworld had me LOL.
@iSheep:Classic as always Gabzilla. Good review.
I don't completely hate this fight, I hate the way how the whole thing was rushed and forced. I enjoyed Kisames shark techniques. But I don't know, an Akatsuki member being fucking one-shooted? Weren't these guys supposed to be extraordinary in strength, rivaling the Kages (Oro/Sarutobi, Kakazu/first Hokage, Deidara/Gaara)?
And just asking, but where the fuck was samehada during the fight? I mean, It's his best and most powerful weapon, and he thought he wouldn't need it with Gai going complete apeshit?Oro>Kisame and Kakazu got raped by the 1st. Deidara beat Gaara because of his village. They are Kage level or borderline Kage level. My ranking is
Tobi,Pain,Itachi,Oro,Kisame, Kakazu, Sasori,Deidara, Hidan.
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I like most of them. But Luffy may be ones of my faves.
Maybe because he's the first main character since Sena that doesn't make me want to bash my head against a wall.
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@Thousand:
Sigh, I really don't see the point debating with someone who doesn't even understand the concept of story-structure and simply goes out of his way to defend minor trivialities.
Let me spell it out for you one more time Juju.
In fiction, whenever a rivalry is set up, good story-telling entails a series of skirmishes culminating in one massive epic fight where both combatants throw everything they have at each other both physically and emotionally. Chapters wrought with emotional buildup, symbolism and all their techniques. Not one chapter of one guy wailing on the other while the other provides a pathetic resistance where he's finally put down like a dog. That's boring and underwhelming. It was Kishimoto's job to provide this fight, he had it in mind when he first set up this rivalry to give us this fight when he still gave a damn… and he just made a rushed mess because he couldn't be bothered to make an effort.
As for flashbacks, flashbacks are supposed to add to the story, give a new perspective on things, explain a character's motivations, progress the story. Kisame's flashback was just thrown together in an attempt to give his death a semblance of a point but it was done so clumsily that it ended up making him look like more of a joke.
So you moved on from pulling shit out of ur ass huh? good job. The fight was boring to you maybe, but it wasn't to me. The fight was epic and wasn't rushed. a fighy doesn't need to be drawn out to be good.
Kisame story made him look like a ruthless killer and why madara send him on the mission. It didn't make him look like a joke.
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Nice review, gabz.
@Zender:
You think nobody acts like a ninja in this series…..lol
They don't. Most of them act more like magicians, really.
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I'm posting this here first
And this is why Gabzilla is much beloved despite being only a 1 month member.
Great review, as usual. I need to go back to doing those.
But then I'd have to actually read Naruto instead of everyone else's summaries.
Maybe I'll write a fanfic about Kisame in love.
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You know it's true.
@robbybedfart:
Maybe I'll write a fanfic about Kisame in love.
DOOOO IT.
And thank you, guys
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KisamexJimbei???????
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! Gai stripped from his jumpsuit and turned to the bed.
! Lying on it was the one person Gai felt at home with. Felt comfortable with. Felt love with. Hoshigaki Kisame, the Misty Deviant, let out a small purr at the sight of Gai's rock-hard abs.
! It'd been a hard day of missions for the both of them, and Gai and Kisame just wanted to relieve the day's…tension.
! "Come now, my love" Gai whispered seductively, "show the Megamouth your Great White…"
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I hate all of you.
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Misty Deviant
Misty Deviant
Misty Deviant
"show the Megamouth your Great White…"
OMG I'm gonna break a rib
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Misty Deviant
Misty Deviant
Misty Deviant
It's worse because you know someone is using that as a username. on fanfiction.net.
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@Cyan:
It's worse because you know someone is using that as a username. on fanfiction.net.
Surprisingly there is not!
Yes, I actually got curious enough to search.My 3DS Friend Code: 1091 - 8457 - 8212
~Goronyanya~
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Surprisingly there is not!
Yes, I actually got curious enough to search.How about deviantArt?
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@Cyan:
It's worse because you know someone is using that as a username. on fanfiction.net.
Now I can't help but picture Kisame writing LeeGai badfic.
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There is too much youth in that.
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Now I can't help but picture Kisame writing LeeGai badfic.
Must…resist...urge...to ask...Local...if...doujin...exists...
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It exists I checked.
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And if it doesn't somebody will make it.
The world needs more InoSakuHina doujins.
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@Cyan:
Does the phrase "Open the gate, Lee!" show up in it?
Thats a thing I will never check, better ask Local that.
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@Cyan:
! Gai stripped from his jumpsuit and turned to the bed.
! Lying on it was the one person Gai felt at home with. Felt comfortable with. Felt love with. Hoshigaki Kisame, the Misty Deviant, let out a small purr at the sight of Gai's rock-hard abs.
! It'd been a hard day of missions for the both of them, and Gai and Kisame just wanted to relieve the day's…tension.
! "Come now, my love" Gai whispered seductively, "show the Megamouth your Great White…"
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I hate all of you.
Pretty good, but it's no Angel Fruit.
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@Cyan:
How about deviantArt?
Nope! O: As for a LeeGai badfic or doujin, I would bet my right hand that it does exist.
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The world needs more InoSakuHina doujins.
I managed to find SaiSakuHina, but the Naruto fandom has little yuri.The Big 3 in general seem to be low on yuri fanfic or art.
Though with Naruto it's understandable when the women have no interaction between each other anymore.
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I heard that HinataxGaara is very famous, is it true?
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Bleach/One Piece yuri > Naruto yuri.
Trust me.
KibaHina and NejiHina are more famous.
TayuHina is pretty popular these days.
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I heard that HinataxGaara is very famous, is it true?
I've only seen it in the thread where Raaize talked about his sister.
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@Cyan:
I've only seen it in the thread where Raaize talked about his sister.
Oh yeah I remember that.
But to late I already went and checked, and yup its a little bit famous.
Did those characters even talked at all?
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Kakashi and Iruka talked in one chapter.
KakaIru is the most popular yaoi pairing in Japan. More popular than Sasunaru.
So, yeah…
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TobiXMadara
Make it happen.
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this was actually a very good chapter…i didn't mine the conclusion and kisame's past was very interesting as well =D
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Must our yuri always be tarnished by futa?
~Stargazer~, ~Distance~ original stories.
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I just realized that I have been giving about thirteen different sexaul terms shark names.
You don't want to know what a Basking is.
Ok I just saw this.
One Piece yuri would be good if Robin, most of the time, in those situations didn't have the power to grow a dick.
I just heard about this:ninja:
Or if Ivankov didn't magically appear and turn Nami into a dude just before they got it on.
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Finding good yuri for shounen mangas is very difficult
You don't want to know what a Basking is.
googles it
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Finally got a chance to read the chapter.
The last page has a bloody mouthed roaring shark man breaking his bonds.
I likie.
I likie a lot.
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In the Naruto verse, between shadow clones and gender swap jutsus, anybody can pair with anybody, in any gender pairing you prefer. Hokage is a rank and title of the ultimate sex-master, hence a lot of responsibility.
Like they always say about Tsunade…she puts the Ho back in Hokage.
Also. Sakura is the town bicycle.
 
