What is the avatar above you thinking?
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"I totally forgot to pick up my kids at school yesterday!"
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Seven chins in fifty years, how days have passed by.
Nothing in this world could be, how ugly aaam aiiiii -
Note to self: never try to make popcorn over a gasoline-soaked bonfire again.
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Where did that big marshmallow went anyway?
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Oh gosh, I forgot to get my groceries done!
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Next target spotted.
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Corn. Corn. Corn. Worm. Corn. Corn. Lay Egg. Corn. Water.
….Corn.
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Omigosh, I walked all the way to the laundromat… WITHOUT MY LAUNDRY!
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Imma angel, imma in clouds, imma definetly not fat. Shut up, flower.
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The sun looks weird today
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Ugh, I found something I wrote during my awkward middle school years!
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Scrooge swims in money, I swim in pearls!
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Where is my Whopper?!
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Oh no, I forgot to rake the forest! Its gonna catch fire!
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You dang kids get off my gosh darn lawn!!
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I'm just searching the toilet paper… oh, found it!
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Hmm, that guy over here seems to be weak on his legs. That's good, my children wont go hungry for a while.
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Birdie. It's just a birdie.
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"I'm so cool…wait no, I'm fire I guess I can't be cool."
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Do you wanna know my sound? I have many…
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"Ehhhhhh you said I was cuuuuuute???"
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"Damn that smug ass mage for keeping me sealed away for so long!"
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"Yeah I'm foxy, what about it?"
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"I will end humanity, not Solomon!"
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Goku will never see what got him now that I have invisible blasters.
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"Your death will be slow and agonizing."
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Are you seeing my armpit hair? Look here, look at it.
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"I've come back from the death! Worship me squires!"
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I am not a cat. Now go to sleep!
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Looks at picture of Goblin Slayer and Priestess "Now kiss, do ittt!"
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"I'm the captain! You shall all bow down to me!"
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Oh, I love Aerosmith so much.
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
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Come get banana, not gonna betray you.
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Damn kids. Get out of my lawn!!!
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Yay, this will fit well as decoration in my living room.
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I'm the doom chicken of the dreaded old age birthday
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"I just…. peed in my pants... crap."
