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      Before you read this : Don’t judge me… I’m just sharing my story …..

      Wow..okay, I wasn’t sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it’s late and I’m drunk so I guess I’ll just write it now and regret it in the morning 😕

      First of all,-just for some background: My mom died right when I was born.(she was actually really ,really hot – but this isn’t about her. I guess that’s fucked up to say, but whatever) I actually grew up with my dad’s family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

      Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

      I don’t want to go into many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn’t make it for me- but I thought that she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. Probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home.( My dad’s family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it)

      So…I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

      My friend and I went to pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it’s pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me after we came to get her…..and it wasn’t a sisterly kiss. You know. I mean it wasn’t ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn’t sisterly.

      After we left, we all went to crash with my sister’s friends. On the trip home, my friend sort of implied he wanted to get with my sister, and I got a little jealous. He’s a good looking guy and even though she was my sister-I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

      Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I’m not saying I am proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

      My friend and my sister never hooked up I don’t think- but I thought that there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started to give me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips

      Sadly(although, I guess it was for the best)nothing ever came of it. We spend some time apart….and I started getting really religious, so I tried not think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like an year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing(not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing the hottest bikini I’ve ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh

      A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before(the sexual tension guy). I can’t say I was surprised

      But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party…my friend was inside and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and I had to go face him

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      • Airflow
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        Your thread won't go in the Hall of Shame if you make it obvious you're just fucking about.

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          Uhm….what exactly are you asking us?

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          • Nobodyman
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            [And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
            I'll see you on the dark side of the moon]

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            • MagneticMonkey
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              Here we are in the dark corners of the human mind.

              And somewhere between the lines lies a truth our brain filters will fight against.

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                @Airflow:

                Your thread won't go in the Hall of Shame if you make it obvious you're just fucking about.

                I thought it was kinda obvious. Especially if you read till the end👅

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                • Badass SnoCone
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                  On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate Zebras?

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                  • Airflow
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                    @Saturnchild:

                    I thought it was kinda obvious. Especially if you read till the end👅

                    exactly, if it's obvious there's no point. You could have derived some humour from getting people to genuinely believe you were an incestuous sicko.

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                    • Smudger
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                      If only Carter was still here…

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                      • Ekila
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                        This post is deleted!
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                        • MagneticMonkey
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                          Here is my wild guess. You've recently discovered 4chan?

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                          • Gekko135
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                            hello 4chan… we meet again

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                            • Ekila
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                              feels reading the first post was a waste of my time

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                              • Cyan D. Funk
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                                4Chan, me greatest foe! Ye dare come here?

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                                • Gekko135
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                                  I just noticed that Saturnchild's avatar is a vampire santa

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                                  • Airflow
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                                    the vampire santa has a really realistic looking beard

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                                      Great shit. I LMAO'd at the end.

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                                      • Gekko135
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                                        @Airflow:

                                        the vampire santa has a really realistic looking beard

                                        perhaps that can derive some meaning as to why he'd post something so retarded?

                                        BUT IF

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                                        • Roz
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                                          Booo get off the stage

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                                          • Mugiwara_no_Ice
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                                            Wait… saturnchild... vampire santa .... what did you say Bullhorn:

                                            2PSueHOY-Jk

                                            Seeking infinity, with all my affinities.

                                            Finding truth, like a falling fruit, my ultimate finality.

                                            Inside my being, the outside, all things; the finite leads the way.

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                                            • Don Quichotte De Flamingo
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                                              ohohohoho funny funny funny…
                                              inbreeding always is awesome🆒 or how do we get instead such threads:happy:

                                              Unrevealed_Loki/Rocks/Im-san_

                                              IslandElbaf/Raftel/GodValley

                                              UnresolvedWeevil´s plan/Explaining DFs/Deal with Kuma-Bonney´s past/Joy-Boy/Zunisha´s story/Rocks flashback/Void Century/Rioponeglyph/Uranus/the D.clan

                                              DFWind/Metal/Acid/Liquid/Time-Stop

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                                              • MagneticMonkey
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                                                Nowadays humans don't fear the gods anymore. They dare and laugh at them. But one day they will cry!

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                                                  @Roz:

                                                  Booo get off the stage

                                                  This should be stickied.

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                                                    guilty of laughing.

                                                    brb, unregistering.

                                                    btw, what the fuck is with your sig? is there really a need for that?

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                                                    • Smudger
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                                                      Saturnchild should be locked away in a room with Local-chan, whilst this musics playing in the background.
                                                      9IPzwiKk0BE

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                                                      • Gekko135
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                                                        looks like someone's lost their L.A. privileges

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                                                          I'm so glad I skipped to the end so I didn't have to waste too much time.

                                                          Originally Posted by Silence

                                                          And when this manga closes out, and Luffy's arm stretches back to deliver that last punch, I wanna feel the crunch of the dream coming true.

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                                                            edit: oh, I skimmed it….. 4chan....?

                                                            2nd Member of Vepe's Pack!

                                                            Originally Posted by Greg

                                                            You're so awesome puffin. Thank God you just barely joined in 2009.

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                                                              Incestuous one, this must be locked

                                                              Originally Posted by Drake_Cloud

                                                              He didn't come back because he thought he could win, he came back because he's a goddamn hero and that's what heroes do.

                                                              ![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/Mokenda/website pics/OPsleep.jpg)

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                                                                Is your mother's penis bigger than yours? :cwy:

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                                                                • Gekko135
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                                                                  I just dropped a delicious cheez-it on the floor…

                                                                  but i've also let out a nasty smelling fart reminiscent of this thread

                                                                  what do I do?

                                                                  lean down to pick up the cheez-it and get a face full of my shame?

                                                                  or let the cheez-it sit on my un-vacuumed floor? Never to be eaten.

                                                                  but then again... much like this thread, I now smell my own shitty fart and am still eating cheez-its as I type this...

                                                                  hence accomplishing nothing.... much like this thread has

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