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Battle Franky

NOTE: THE LINK BELOW CONTAINS A MASSIVE, MASSIVE SPOILER FROM THE NEW BOOK. IF YOU ARE A FAN OR JUST A CASUAL WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE SPOILED, DO NOT CLICK…!!! you have been warned.

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^^ This link is currently being dumped and the spoiler it contains is being leaked to HP message boards the net over, by organised groups of e-pranksters (myself not included). B)

While I generally don't agree with this type of mass spoiling. I just can't stop laughing at it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Buccaneer

I heard about this just yesterday. It almost makes me wish I knew who those two are.

nakama

jk rowling is asshole

"oh dont read my book before midnight i want to surpise childern i also hate videogames and call them the minds junkfood…then go make milloins more money by selling harry potter to EA to make videogames i kill carecters of im so cool. oh and childern in japan like harry potter more then one piece beacuse potter beat one piece to become the most selling book there(idiots!)
i also hate japananime"

i think she said its japenese cartoons are too vulgar

Cap'n Carter

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At another board I go to, someone made this their avatar and an admin (a Potter fan) banned him until he finishes the book. :lol:

Someone posted this on the infamous found_objects community on Livejournal, too.

I also randomly said "DUMBLEDORE DIES" to all of my friends. Today I'm SO TEMPTED to just go to the bookstore at my mall and tape a big piece of paper that says "DUMBLEDORE DIES" to all of the "onfg hary pottur!!" posters, but I'd honestly feel bad for doing so. It'd be hilarious as shit, though.

One of my friends at college is using this information (I told him about it) to wreak havoc. Excerpt from our AIM chat last night:

Tanner: haha i just ruined some fans nights
Carter: hahahahahahahha
Tanner: SUCKERS
Carter: who?
Tanner: a few girls that live around here
Carter: aw
Carter: poor things
Tanner: yeah right…dumb bitches.
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Carter: they're not getting the book now?
Tanner: yeah, just buying tissues, from all the crying
Carter: did you just walk up to them and go "DUMBLEDORE DIES?"
Tanner: YES.
Carter: hahahahahaha
Tanner: more like: GOOD NEWS! -- DUMBLEDORE DIES! so pretty much
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Well, I originally WASN'T going to read the spoile, but since the guy above kinda ruied it, meh…

Cap'n Carter

Well, the whole topic is like ZOMG SPOILERS anyway.

But I'll put a spoiler warning thing anyway.

I suppose it was kinda my fault, but I thought that spoilers would be left in the link! Gah!

Demoneyes

I read it!!!

i may have to tell random people this…

Crocodile

Meh, After reading Battle Royale sudden deaths dont shock me anymore.
Who want's to bet on who rowling kills of next? My moneys on One of them weasleys, Or maybe someone like Hagrid.

I'd say Hagrid or Ron.

Forte EXE

I'd say…..DUMBLEDORE DIES.

Demoneyes

Or maybe….Everyone. The books gotta end eventually...

I'd personally say Ron. Rowlings probably thinking, "He needs a good killin'!", and pulling out a pen shaped like a knife, that writes in red ink.

Cap'n Carter

Originally posted by DemonDays@Jul 15 2005, 12:16 PM
I suppose it was kinda my fault, but I thought that spoilers would be left in the link! Gah!
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Yeah, my bad.

Crocodile

Originally posted by Forte EXE@Jul 15 2005, 11:21 AM
I'd say…..DUMBLEDORE DIES.
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Dear lord man, Are you insane!? Rowling would never kill of DUMBLEDORE. Never.
What are you smoking? Geez…

terri

Originally posted by Crocodile~+Jul 15 2005, 10:27 AM–>QUOTE(Crocodile~ @ Jul 15 2005, 10:27 AM)

Carly

Whatever, she already killed off my favorite character; this is nothin'. :lol:

chitose-himura

Sirius was my favorite character. And JK Rowling killed him. IN CURTAINS.

Sirius Black.
Escaped from Azkaban.
Survived Dementors.
KILLED BY DRAPERY.

sigh Anybody watch the dailyshow last night? They had a big section on the HP leak in Canada. It was hillarious. And it proved nothing, not even Harry Potter, is safe from ninjas. :P

Cap'n Carter

Haha, yeah, I saw that Harry Potter bit on the Daily Show.

"Security is afraid that some 'mooglies'…. what? Is that what they're called? What is this, written for 10 year olds?"

Carly

Originally posted by chitose-himura@Jul 15 2005, 12:12 PM
**Sirius was my favorite character. And JK Rowling killed him. IN CURTAINS.

Sirius Black.
Escaped from Azkaban.
Survived Dementors.
KILLED BY DRAPERY.

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OMFG THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. ARRGH.

I mean, I wouldn'tve minded so much if he'd died in a cool way, at least. BUT ARRGH.

e1n

lovely. this will be my new aim away message. too bad for those bored people who have got nothing better to do than to read away messages.

chitose-himura

Originally posted by Carly+Jul 15 2005, 01:27 PM–>QUOTE(Carly @ Jul 15 2005, 01:27 PM)

Carly

oh shit, the whole thing !

Well, if that just doesn't give it all away or what :lol:

Windrays

I went down to the kitchen, and declared in a loud, booming voice, 'Snape KILLS DUMBLEDORE!'

Three hours later, my sister is STILL pissed off about it.

Akumashogun

Ha! I'm going to show this to all my Harry Potter-obsessed friends!

P.S. JK Rowling should give half her royalties to Neil Gaiman because he basically created Harry Potter. :P

Slowymobile

ive got the book siutting here waiting to be read…. i cant read that much.... o well i;'ll ifnd out when i decide to read it...

Battle Franky

Oh, damn!

btw… it's totally fake. -__-

taboo

Dang, that's just crazy.

'In my heart, I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one.' xD Best line-

Zio

Please tell me that no one is doing that. Please tell me it's all a joke. I'd like to keep some hope for humanity.

But the best line was indeed "In my heart, I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one."

if it is true, I think that containing spoiler leaks is not the solution. Psychiatric help is the solution.

EDIT: Oh thank god. It's not a real story.

StrawHatLuffy

So he dies… I wonder who will guide Harry along the rest of the one year XD

Noooooooooo, I can't wait, I am gonna get the book tomorrow. Don't wanna queue with those people today for da book.

Konis

It's a joke.

This guy is a Satirist

Battle Franky

http://ap.animemedia.org/index.php?showtop…indpost&p=90225

CTRL + A

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Konis

… And what was the point of that?

Ah, I see...

Jackass.

StrawHatLuffy

…. I didn't see that. I would rather fry myself than to do that XD

Surprisingly, I did not feel anything even though I know the spoiler. Shows that I don't have much attachment to Harry Potter now.

Rasengan Zero

Interesting. I'm tempted to go around and spread the news to the Harry Potter fans of friends of mine….. but I can't bring myself to do that. :lol:

Interesting..... Didn't think she'd kill him off. I'm guessing Ron or Hermoine (sp?) sometime. The sidekick, or was it intelligence?..... anyways, one of them has to go.

Battle Franky

Originally posted by Konis@Jul 16 2005, 02:49 PM
**… And what was the point of that?

Ah, I see...

Jackass.
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Sworry Konis. :( :( :(

btw… http://snapekillsdumbledorelol.ytmnd.com/

:lol:

StrawHatLuffy

Now I am wondering, how can someone who managed to kick Voldermort's ass to some extent be killed by someone who is obviously less than himself?

Well, maybe he trusted Snape too much.

Konis

Maybe it was an accident.. then again, maybe what Harry saw didn't actually happen. =) Think about it… it's an interesting spoiler, isn't it? I'd bet money there's more to it.

Windrays

Maybe an illusion created by the Death Eaters to decrease morale in the school and make them turn on Snape?

StrawHatLuffy

Probably… Has anyone read the book? I hope they somehow use the time turner to save Dumbledore or something...

Slowymobile

ive got the book, flicked through some chapter names… thats all im saying,

*btw im not gonna get a chance to read it until my sister...... reads it.....

and i find it hard to believe that Sirius is dead... died by falling into a curtain thing that kills people.... maybe he will somehow get revived and kick some mroe ass

Hang on…how did people get this spoiler?

StrawHatLuffy

Maybe they got this from one of those 14 people who got the books early? shrugs

Crocodile

Didn't that Luna girl (The insane one) Say there just out of sight or some shit? Then again she is the cover girl for Crazy, So I doubt it's true.
Sirius was cool and all, but I didn't feel he was in the books enough to actully make his death such a large impact to me. I mean, he was in like 3-4 chapters as a good guy in PoA, and then made 1 or 2 odd apearences in Hoghedge and the Fire in gryfindor, and was at the house at begining.

thelousy

Somehow i have to say this. If your anti-potter, don't flame it and the author. There are people fans here who love it such as me.

Just read the book. It is confirmed. Snape murdered Dumbledore. It seems that Snape has been a double agent all this while. BTW, Snape IS the half-blood Prince as well, his mother's surname is Prince and his father, Tobias Snape is a Muggle, so he IS the half-blood Prince. :D

Paulie

I frickin' hate Snape. I frickin' hate him. A lot. With gunpowder.

Yeah, I just read the book. I was up all night doing it, too.

First Pads, now Dumbledore…. I hope there aren't any more nasty suprises...

On the plus side, just about every couple was confirmed in this book. The Tonks and Moony one suprised me. I liked Tonks, too. She had to go for Moony.... Well, I guess it's okay.

By the way, my nickname is Padfoot, and I force my college professors to call me such... so calling me a fan is an understatement....

....Yeah.... frickin' hate Snape.....

Frickin' hate him, man!

....And if it wasn't for that seldom-enforced but feared no-cursing rule, you know what all those frickin's would be.

Frickin' hate him.

Originally posted by Paulie@Jul 16 2005, 09:57 PM
**I frickin' hate Snape. I frickin' hate him. A lot. With gunpowder.

Yeah, I just read the book. I was up all night doing it, too.

First Pads, now Dumbledore…. I hope there aren't any more nasty suprises...

On the plus side, just about every couple was confirmed in this book. The Tonks and Moony one suprised me. I liked Tonks, too. She had to go for Moony.... Well, I guess it's okay.

By the way, my nickname is Padfoot, and I force my college professors to call me such... so calling me a fan is an understatement....

....Yeah.... frickin' hate Snape.....

Frickin' hate him, man!

....And if it wasn't for that seldom-enforced but feared no-cursing rule, you know what all those frickin's would be.

Frickin' hate him.
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Hmm, I understand what you are feeling. Don't you think the original person to kill him is actually Malfloy? I think Snape wants to live so he had to kill Dumbledore as promised when making the Unbreakable Vow to Narcissa that he would finish the job should Malfloy fail.

Now, are there gonna be anymore spoilers about the new book in this thread?

Forte EXE

Heheh,I was at the bookshop where they were selling the books and there were quite a few HP fans there….me and my friend went in and shouted "DUMBEDORE DIES!!!!" before running away

Usopp with a Pushpop

My friend Bianca is gonna totally freak out when she reads that part….