Why the hell is Petra Pan and his dumbass pantaloons beating the lovely Lola? The guy didn't do anything except charge in group panels and gape dramatically on cue, just like 90% of everybody else at the damn war.
Lola, by contrast, had a heartbreaking unrequited love for a perverted lion-man with invisible bazookas, and found a true friend in Nami, who recognized her inner beauty and revitalized her zest for love and un-life. (Although for a gigantic sword-wielding zombie sow, she wore that wedding dress remarkably well!). Now there's a heartwarmer for you!
But of course Petra is prevailing because OH MY GOD HE WAS AT THE WAR, HE KNOWS WHITEBEARD. It doesn't matter that he hasn't done shit, because HE WAS AT THE WAR. Sickening.