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[Bounty1Berry]

What OP products can you imagine which would, if ever sold, prove disasterous mistakes?

-Roranora Zoro's Santoryu Correspondence Course

-Book: Investing in Real Estate the Nami way (Step 1: Find a property sold by an inhuman monster for far above its true worth…)

-Grow your own Devil Fruit kit (After spending Y3000 for the set, the kids were very disappointed to find out they were just pineapples)

-Inflatable Fishmen for the pool (too many naughty applications) and the Life-size Going Merry raft (doesn't fit in pool)

-The Tony Chopper Halloween costume, with hat so large it makes most wearers lose their balance or at least covers the eyes. Variation: Reindeer horns and comical oversized hat for your dog, blue nose cap expected in time for Christmas

-The "McBaratie" floating restaurant franchise, which suffered from remarkably few customers at the middle of the pacific ocean.

[Buccaneer]

Helmeppo's Hammer Gun.

[sanji-desu]

Originally posted by Bounty1Berry@Jul 13 2005, 02:41 PM
-Inflatable Fishmen for the pool (too many naughty applications) and the Life-size Going Merry raft (doesn't fit in pool)
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It'd also take quite a while to blow up.

• 4kids release the newest album of One Piece.
• A non-uncut dvd of One Piece

Sorry I can't think of much so far ^^; let me take a moment…

[Kaleidoskop]

Originally posted by Buccaneer@Jul 13 2005, 08:47 PM
Helmeppo's Hammer Gun.
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And don't forget the Lollypop of doom, with a taste like a cigarrette

[wintergt]

The following books probably wouldn't sell:

"How to find your way, anywhere, anytime."
by Roronoa Zoro

"True Stories"
by Usopp (this might actually sell.. :/)

"How to seduce women"
by Bon Clay

"Table-manners and etiquette: simple guidelines to be presentable"
by Monkey D. Luffy and Portugas D. Ace

"A self-help guide to bravery"
by Usopp
introductory chapter written by Tony Tony Chopper

"People skills - friendlyness goes a long way"
by sir Crocodile

"Philosophical Reflections"
by Monkey D. Luffy

[sanji-desu]

lol. I love your ideas for one piece books. I'd actually like to pick one up and see what sort of stuff was written down. hehe…

[taboo]

How's this:

Afro-wigs! Inprove and strengthen your image in mere seconds!!

I'd so buy one too D:

[Onigumo]

Originally posted by jackvance@Jul 13 2005, 12:42 PM
**The following books probably wouldn't sell:

"How to find your way, anywhere, anytime."
by Roronoa Zoro

"True Stories"
by Usopp (this might actually sell.. :/)

"How to seduce women"
by Bon Clay

"Table-manners and etiquette: simple guidelines to be presentable"
by Monkey D. Luffy and Portugas D. Ace

"A self-help guide to bravery"
by Usopp
introductory chapter written by Tony Tony Chopper

"People skills - friendlyness goes a long way"
by sir Crocodile

"Philosophical Reflections"
by Monkey D. Luffy
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Those just cracked me up. I was thinking something like
"The Healing Power of Mushrooms" By Tony Tony Chopper
"Medical revelations" by Dr. Hiluluk

[BatDan]

I've got books that wouldn't sell.

How to lose 50 pounds in one week.
By Monkey D. Luffy

How to be an annoying filler bitch.
By Apis

5,000,000 ways to kill the villians.
By Monkey D. Luffy

How love works.
By Sanji

How to avoid lung cancer.
By Smoker

I know they suck but I'll probaly think of more later.

[loulou]

Nami "Shiawase (Happiness) Punch" action figure.

Well, it would be popular at first, but it would be quickly removed from stores. :D

[chitose-himura]

Books that would never sell:

Anger Management Through Violance
By Roronoa Zoro

Advanced Caculus For Morons
By Monkey D. Luffy

How To Get a Girl (Then Into Her Pants)
By Sanji

Up Yours, 4kids!
By Roronoa 'Zolo'
Forward by Eiichiro Oda

How To Ruin an Amazing Anime
By Khan

Innocence- A Michael Jackson Story
By Jango

Home Decor with S**t
By Kurahadol

Look! My Dick Can Fly!
By Buggy the Clown

[Borlz]

How to Advance in Politics
By Croc

Santoryu for KIDS!
By Zoro

Advance Swiming Techniques
By Luffy, Robin,and Chopper

[Son Conan]

-The Tickle-Me Arlong Doll ("SHAHAHAHAHA! Filthy humans!")

-Ener's autobiography "I am GOD."

-the best-selling diet book "Instant Weight Loss, the Wapol Way!"

-Bellamy's self-help book "Realizing Your Dreams (Not!)"

-"Foxy's Guide to Fair Play"

[Knight]

Books:
Dr. Chopper's Guide in Accepting Praises and Social Interactions
A Guide to Efficient Living by Utilizing The Hands by Nico Robin
The secret of eternal beauty and firm body by Dr. Kureha
The correct way of cooking by Apis

Lego:
Buggy Lego "See how many forms of Buggy you can make" ….... Will this sell???

Misc. Items:
Bags of sand "Use the sand used by Crocodile himself"

[Namisan18]

More more more!

Onstar* with zoro as your operator

Ace easy bake oven

Donquixote Doflamingo co writen with Bon Clay's new book Fashion for the Fashionless

[Klaw Shizuki]

OK, I cant help but post this funny idea I had when I read this thread.

"Ultimate guide to being a cute anime catboy"
By Siam Nyaban(so what if I DID think he was cute, but still.he wasnt the cutest.)

[Senshi Mizaka]

Luffy's Guide on How to Use Other People's Body Parts Against them.

Nami's book entitled "How to Harvest Tangerines".

Usopp's rubber knife: You'll never hurt anyone with this safe toy brought to you by 4 Kids. Remember, if anyone asks you if it's Usopp's trademark rubber knife, tell them "It better beeeeee!".

"Stop Fooling Around!" by Bon Clay.

"How Much it Sucks to Have One Leg" by Zeff.

Don Kreig's new show: Pimp My Armor.

The slingshot Kaya used: A useful weapon if your evil pirate butler attacks you. It won't do anything, because we have no marketing experience!

[Namisan18]

Originally posted by Senshi Mizaka@Jul 13 2005, 11:05 PM
**Don Kreig's new show: Pimp My Armor.

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That one's good :D

[Senshi Mizaka]

Buggy's self-help video on how to be flashy.

"Going With One Arm" by Shanks.

Usopp's guide to lying

"I'm No King, But I'm So Royal!"
by Mr. 9

"Other Good Uses For Your Boogers."
by Mr. 5

"Senbei; How I Love Them So!"
by Miss Goldenweek

[Senshi Mizaka]

Originally posted by chitose-himura@Jul 13 2005, 09:42 PM
**Up Yours, 4kids!
By Roronoa 'Zolo'
Forward by Eiichiro Oda

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That one actually would sell.

[MR.Prince-Sanji]

I would say, how about :

1. How should girls dressed by Sanji

2. How can you stay awake all day by Roronoa Zoro

3. How to be a cute raccoon/tanuki by Tony Tony Chopper

4. How to avoid ancient ruins by Nico Robin

5. Book of how to gain profit by Nami

6. Guide to feeling SUPER by Franky

7. How to live without food by Monkey D Luffy

8. Book of how to stand up to the enemy in any situation by Usopp

[silver griffin girl]

Weird item: (all I can think of right now)

Chia Zoro!

Wouldn't it be awesome!?

OK, I'll shut up.

[Aycee]

How to make your rubber attacks:Creativity with self-defense byLUFFY

[normyk]

Originally posted by silver griffin girl@Jul 14 2005, 12:16 AM
**Weird item: (all I can think of right now)

Chia Zoro!

Wouldn't it be awesome!?

OK, I'll shut up.
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OMG
I would buy one!

[Senshi Mizaka]

Dub talking Luffy plush: Says the most annoying lines from the 4 Kids dub.
"Yowza!", "That's coooool!", "Zolo; it's time to golo!", and his annoying laugh.

[Riksu]

"12 steps" by roronoa zoro

"peace and harmony between all races" by arlong

[sanji-desu]

• caffeine made especially by yours truly - Zoro
• The new tv show, Pimp my Ship (sounds close to Pimp my Armor, or we could have all into one).
• Nero starring in Shrek 3 (I know it's not merchandise but oh well).
• Aerobics by Tom
• Sell big fluffy pink coats
• Illustrated bible by Bartholemew Bear.

[agentginrei]

Originally posted by silver griffin girl@Jul 13 2005, 11:16 PM
**Weird item: (all I can think of right now)

Chia Zoro!

Wouldn't it be awesome!?

OK, I'll shut up.
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Dude, you have NO idea how many chia comments I get… (see avatar) ^^;;

These are so awesome... wish some of them were real! Also wish I had some to add... but anyway, keep 'em coming! I so <3 you all. XD

[Senshi Mizaka]

"A Guide to Winter Swimming"
by Roranoa Zoro

"I Love Monkey D. Luffy"
by Sir Crocodile.

"Reasonable Payment"
by Dr. Kureha

[Senshi Mizaka]

Originally posted by silver griffin girl@Jul 14 2005, 12:16 AM
**Weird item: (all I can think of right now)

Chia Zoro!

Wouldn't it be awesome!?

OK, I'll shut up.
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That one's actually funny! But, you know what would be more fitting: Chia Gaimon!

[jadiesama]

Originally posted by silver griffin girl@Jul 13 2005, 11:16 PM
**Weird item: (all I can think of right now)

Chia Zoro!

Wouldn't it be awesome!?

OK, I'll shut up.
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If they actually sold those, i would get it in a heartbeat.

[silver griffin girl]

Yay! I actually had a good idea once!! ^^

If they sold Chia Zoro and Gaimon I would get them and put them next to the lucky bamboo I have in my room! does zombie dance

[Senshi Mizaka]

"The Most Beautiful Woman of the Seas"
by Alvida
(Pre-Sube Sube)

A new kids show: The Adventures of Ritchie and Shu Shu

"A Beginner's Guide to Being an Ojousama's Butler, and Stealing Her Fortune"
by Kuro
People got bored just trying to read the long title.

[COWMAKAZE]

"Proof that the Bible is a Load of Crap" by Bartholemeau Bear

"It's not How Big the Sword, But How Strong the Swordsman" by Mihawk

"Getting Revenge" by Shanks

"Enjoying a Meal" by Ace

[UPRC]

Bleh, I'm just waking up so these will probably suck..

Santoryu Style Chloroform
A Roronoa Zoro Inc. product, endorsed by lovesick chefs all over.

"How to feel comfortable about your body"
By Tom

"The Blackmarket for Dummies"
By Don Krieg

Fishnet Stalking by Kalifa
Now you can be white trash too!

Bob's Bigass Cigars
Strong enough for a woman, made for the Marines.

Franky's Frankola
Cola that not only tastes great, but removes troublesome rust spots as well! Feelin' super?

"A Guide To Earning Respect: For Metrosexuals"
By Rob Lucci

[Demoneyes]

"How to hypnotise little boys" by Jango.

Captain Kuro's claws! Contains sharp edges.Keep out of reach from children and money hungry butlers who are really captains of cat-based crews.

That's all I've got at the mo.

[wintergt]

Originally posted by Demoneyes@Jul 15 2005, 11:29 AM
"How to hypnotise little boys" by Jango.

lol!.. I'm mad now that I didn't think of that one myself :P

[Onigumo]

Let's see….For halloween...

The Ussop bandage suit. Let the world see how beat up you really got.

[Bounty1Berry]

Inflatable "5 ton hamma!"

Capt. Morgan's military discipline guide

Line of baseball caps which say "Marine" on them, with replacement inserts that say "Navy"

[Onigumo]

Speaking of Morgan…
How about a Morgan brand Axe hand?

Or...
Chopper's cure-all mushroon soup
Made with the freshest Amiduke's

[game2005]

Illustrated bible by Bartholemew Bear.

I was gonna come up with that! Anyway…

Miss Goldenweek Hypnotic Paint Set
Mr. 3 Brand Steel-Like Candle
Miss Valentine Paperstop (is that what it's called?)

Books:
Guide to Become an Electrician - by Eneru
History of Orbs and Anything Round - by Satori

[Bounty1Berry]

The Net Nami (think Megaman-Rockman Net Navis) Computer Assistant.

"Mmm… online banking? Why of course I'll help myself!"

[Mei Yanohi]

Books:

It's Hard to be a Pimp by Joaquille Mihawk

The Dangers of Scurvy by Yosaku and Johnny

Dealing With Your Narcolepsy by Portgas D. Ace

Megalomania for Beginners by Ener, forward by Crocodile

Real Dirty Bombs by Mr. 5

And I agree that Chia Zoros and Gaimons would sell like hotcakes. I gotta get me one of those.

[Herminator]

101 ways to style your hair by the Franky sisters

My first coloring book by Miss Goldenweek

[sanji-desu]

• How bout a NAVY sticker?
• I found a fanart of one of the Square Sisters getting her hair dried by a special square hair drier.
• And to go along with My First Coloring Book (by miss goldenweek), we have crayons to go with it (or paintbrushes).

[Namisan18]

Books:

Finding The Woman Within by Bon Clay

I'm The Real Slim Shadey Ener

Products

Nami's Breast Enlargment Cream

[chitose-himura]

• Franky Speedo!
• Usopp Sings! A compilation album from 4Kids Entertainment
• A Learn With Me Arlong doll! Teaches the kids vauluable, lifelong lessons! 'Shahahaha! You'll never amount to anything, pittiful human! You'll work at MacDonalds the rest of your life!'
• M.E.A.T.: Colonge from Monkey D. Luffy
• One Piece video game with the english voice actors! oh wait…
• Lessons in Singing: Brought to you by Roronoa Zoro and William Hung
• Ace-shaped sleeping pills!

Books:
-You Ain't Woman Enough to Take My Man
by Bon Clay
-The Dangers of Lung Cancer
By Smoker
-Starting Your Own Pirate Crew
By Monkey D Luffy
-If You Could Read, You'd Know Where I Left It
By Gold Roger
-No One Knows They're Fake...
By Nami

[Vilia]

Yosh! First post…must be impressive. Wipes fevered brow.

Build it yourself Pluton. Kids - remember to get your parents permission before you destroy the world.

Combustible Ace plastic figurine which comes with your very own Smoker lighter. Simply hold the Smoker flame next to Ace, laugh nefariously and watch him become engulfed in flames. Downside is that you could only do this once as Ace would melt and let off a toxic smell.

Alabasta Clock - tired of cuckoo clocks, chimes and other sonorous clock sounds, sick of being outdone by your neighbours with their fancy clocks...why not buy your very own Alabasta Clock? It is surefire (lame joke) way to get the attention of everyone around you. Guaranteed to to explode every hour on the hour. No refunds permitted.

Crocodile Sandpit - it takes years off you...literally! [btw I never understood this but was Crocodile suppose to resemble a Salt Water Crocodile or a Fresh Water Crocodile?]

Make your own dancing rain - take one cup of icing sugar and add 10 drops of green food dye for that authentic look. The only problem with this, is that it wouldn't actually work. It would however make a nice topping for muffins and slices and cakes and slices and…[drool]

Nico Robin Nikko pens. Why would this fail…hmm...not sure, I think it actually sounds kind of cool. Maybe the markers would be water soluble.

Although this isn't actually merchandise wouldn't it be funny if Red Cross used Zoro as a marketing campaign. Donate blood to keep Zoro alive.

Nami piggy-bank. You put money in but mysteriously it never comes out.

Ok, last one. Two words - Shojo Karaoke

[game2005]

Books:

How Not to be a Klutz - by Tashigi
Baseball Tatics and Strategies - by Mr. 4

Merchandise:

Lucchi Punching Bag - Unleash your anger on him!
CD collection of Shojou's "songs"
Rubber Pigeon Hattori

[Kawaii_Vivi_Chan]

Life Size White Beard Doll

The Sing With Me Cap'n Kuro Doll

The Bon-Clay Styling Head

Nami The Nun Action Figure

Sanji The Preist Action Figure

How to Be An Honest Leader- By the Marine Leaders O_O

How I Did It..The Great Cap'n Ussopp-Sama Story- by Ussopp

A Zillon Amazing Scientific Facts- by Monkey D. Luffy

Sanji advertising Tootsie-Pops O_O

Zoro advertising Band-Aids and Neosporin (( <sp?))<br>Luffy advertising saftey

Chopper advertising cigarettes o_O;;</sp?))<br>