ever had those moments that when you look back at you can't help but feel like a total moron? Well here is the place to finally share them with the rest of the world!
so ok, coming back from work the otther day i got home and i was prretty damn tired and when i ggot to the door instead of getting my key and opening itt i was sitting there trying to unlock it with my car's remote… took me a minute to figure out y it wasn't working...
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uhm… about 5 hours ago when I tripped over the coffee table in the family room and almost smacked into the door in front of me. yep, the reason that was stupid, well I've lived in this house for around 7 years and the layout of the house has never changed. I knew I didn't go around the table, yet I still walked straight into it <_<
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umm about 8 years ago i was playing hide and seek in someones house, and i wa sgonna hide in teh shower, it had a glass door and stuff, i thought it was open so i went in…...
next thing i remember im on the ground and i got caught :(
that was stupid
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When I was about 9 years old, I was running down the hall when I triped on my pants and I hit my head on the door frame, got a concussion, and lost a couple of teeth. What makes it so stupid is that I tripped on a thread- A FRIGGEN THREAD! My pants were fraying at the bottom and I tripped on just one thread. What also makes it stupid is that my parents didn't take me to the hospital….
One of my front teeth isn't real though. That's kinda cool. Oh, and I still have a bump on my forehead. ^__^d
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About 10 years ago, I was putting on my shorts I usually wear to bed. Instead of putting on my shorts, I put on my brother's jacket as shorts (they were by eachother). I didn't notice I had the jacket on until I woke up.
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Something stupid I did within yesterday (before that I forgot it already) is that I ride the bus. I was awake but I missed the station I needed to get off and went down on the next station which was about 2 km. (I don't really know the exact. I might be a lot of because I can't really evaluated the distance. :( ) If I crossed the road, I can go with any bus to get back to the station I missed. Nearby was some rental motorcycles available, but look at what I choose to do. I choose to walk all the way back and I do think that it's stupid. :D
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lol u juz remembered another really stupid moment….
i was on msn and typing to a friend about hwk or something, and i made the worst typo...
instead of wait let me get my floppy disk i wrote wait let me get my floppy dick :lol:
haha that must of been akward on the other side.
from that point on i only ever write disk as disc now
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okay more stupid moments from me, after a concert one day, we were planning to take the train home, my friend stalls and starts arguing to us about walking to the nearby bus stop and take hte bus home. we stood there arging for at least a good 5 mins then we decided to take the train. as we got inside however, the train station was friggen full, so we decided to walk to the next train station which was about 2-3 km maybe? well, by the time we got to the train station and the train had come, there was barely anyone on it. and to top things off, the bus that was suppose to take me home stopped running 4 hours before the concert ended. << if we had gone to the train station when we had the chance to, we probably wouldn't have had to face all those damn ppl in there --
another stupid moment: I was innocently playing my computer when the phone rang, so i picked it up, the guy doesnt introduce himself, nor did i get the chance to ask him who the hell he was, and the next thing i heard was this guy's porn video or something. well thinking it was a damn friend of mine playing this joke, i just sat there listening to it and thinking how I was going to kill my friend when I see him. as soon as the video ends, the guy comes back laughing and says, "So how are you Katrina (or something close to that name)?" my expression –-> :blink: to :huh: then I told him he had the wrong number, and he goes,"OH SHIT! sorry!" and hangs up. it was an awkward moment for me, probably a stupid moment for him.
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Originally posted by terri@Jul 13 2005, 06:09 PM
another stupid moment: I was innocently playing my computer when the phone rang, so i picked it up, the guy doesnt introduce himself, nor did i get the chance to ask him who the hell he was, and the next thing i heard was this guy's porn video or something. well thinking it was a damn friend of mine playing this joke, i just sat there listening to it and thinking how I was going to kill my friend when I see him. as soon as the video ends, the guy comes back laughing and says, "So how are you Katrina (or something close to that name)?" my expression –-> :blink: to :huh: then I told him he had the wrong number, and he goes,"OH SHIT! sorry!" and hangs up. it was an awkward moment for me, probably a stupid moment for him.
[snapback]88367[/snapback]terri, that has got to the the funniest thing ive ever heard ever!!!! haha the moral of that story is to never prank call ever again :lol: :lol:
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This was about a week ago, and it was my friends bday so we went to a resturant (just me and her). I got the gigglys while I was there and laughed the whole time (making families, couples, and the waitress stare at us), and my friend got really embarresed. It wasn't the stupidest moment, but most recent one that I look back to and think… "why did I get the gigglys"?
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Heheh,this happened to my friend….I was at my friends hotel suite and was going to open the glass window to go to the balcony.
My friend comes running up,not seeing the glass window and smacks right into it ala America's Funniest Home Videos style. -
Oh! I think I lost count of my embarassing moments.
Lemme see..
There was one time when I was in the mall, waiting for my brother to pick me up. Then his car came and honked at me so I ran over, opened the door, and went inside. I was already complaining "Damn, can't you be a little faster? I practically stood there for half an hour like some stupid–" Then I turned around, only to find a bewildered stranger saying "Kid, you're in the wrong car." :blink:
Then there was this other time when I was hurrying down the stairs in this cake shop and talking to my friend at the same time. Apparently, I missed the last few steps, tripped, and literally fell on my nose. I stayed in that position for like, a minute (partly hoping my friend or SOMEBODY would run over and help). Then to everybody's amazement I stood up again and walked innocently to the counter to pay for my cake.
I'm so clumsy, I laugh at myself. XD
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i just remember another one :lol: ive got so many that i forget
it happened 4 or 5yrs ago
i was in a asian shop following my mum, she was buying heaps of stuff!! so i walked off, i came back after day dreaming for a while and go "what are you buying" in chinese, she turns around and replies what she is getting…now... unfortunately that person was not my mum!! i was like CRAP in my head, how did i mistake this person for my mum!!! i went all red and then found my real mum and told her let's go... :lol:
very embarassing the moment the person turned around...
i did a very similar thing when i wsa about 3 too (i do alot of stupid things)
i came out of the train and the city station with my grandparents, beign little u know how u hold your elder's hand, i got off the train and held their hand... looked up... wtf!! i was holding some old strangers hand :blink: almost got myself kidnapped by my self <_< lol i think on the same day i got lost in a elevator... i cried :lol: -
Ooooh yes,I've gotten lost many times before.
When I was 5,I got lost in John Little in Singapore.
I just calmly walked up to a sales person and said "I'm lost,can I call my mum?".
Then I got to use the big speaker and go "MOOOOOOM! GET ME NOOOOOW!" -
2 Hillariously funny moments with me.
1. I was sitting in the waiting room of a dentists office, Waiting for my mom to finish getting her teeth cleaned, So we could leave. Well I was about 8 or 9 at the time, and I was just sitting there. Soon after, A woman taps my shoulder and wants me to go up the stairs. "Uhh…Okay?" So I walk into the dentists office (Don't ask me why, I'm an idiot) and I sit down. The doctor says "Hello Matthew". I'm thinking, "Why is he calling me that?" After 10 minutes of trying to explain that I didn't have an appointment, He had already froze my cheek, as I went away with my mom.
2. I was about 3 years old at the time, and I was with my parents at my sisters baptism. As soon as they lit the little candles, I started singing happy birthday really quietly, and everyone started laughing. I swear that this is true, as I was watching the tape a week ago.
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XD~!! ZOMG~!! Some of these had me laughing so fecking hard… I can just imagine them happening and all...
As for me:
1. Maths class, the lesson was ending, I was tired to shit and felt all zombified. The bell went so I packed up all of my stuff, got up, and reached out to tuck my chair in... Needless to say, what I grabbed was not a chair at all. Oh gawd. Just thinking about it... TT_TT I guess it wasn't that bad considering, but I managed to take a handful of my maths teachers arse~! >_< People saw, and started laughing, and the teacher (and ugly bald guy) turned around and game me such a look… Dear god. That was awful - there were rumours going around for days...
2. I was in this Chinese shop in town (with a freind) and I was looking at the bowls and food they were selling. Now, this was the point I realised that the store owner was following me around the shop. I stopped picking things up and instead started pacing past the shelves really quickly, to see whether or not my assumption was correct. Needless to say, he followed me - my friend ran out laughing and I turned round another shelf which I was going to duck behind, instead, as I turned, my foot slid across the laminated floor, and grabbing the shelf I went skidding straight into another, a load of packets of rice landed on me and then the shop owner had a go at me, so I ended up buying some rice and bowls from him, to calm his rage... ^^;;;
3. I was at a train station when I was younger, and I went over to a store that sold Ice creams, and got one. I soon realised that I'd lost my family, I started running through it till I saw the heads of those I loved (or thought) so I ran straight up to them and boarded the train with them, they sat on a four-seater with a table, and I sat right next to them and said, "How far is it~?" And they turned out to be not only strangers, but teenagers. So I burst into tears and this old guy took me to the information desk.
4. I was in blockbusters recently (the video rental store) with my boyfriend, and we looked through the different shelves. I got bored and ran up to him and jumped on his back - glompage mode and said "Have you found anything". On par with all the other stories here, it was the wrong guy, this twenty something lad turned round and went red and told me to fuck off. TT_TT
5. I was being thick and started to attempt to walk up an escalator that went down. I fell over twice till I worked out what was up.
6. When I was eight, I was walking in town with a friend, I wasn't looking where I was going and there was a wooden shutter wide open. I walked straight into it and flew over... I had about five people crowd round me - I got up and ran away crying. ^^;;;
I have several more, but I'll share them next post...
Damn, we all seem to be kinda unlucky... Or just stupid...
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You have no idea what you've asked, slowy. I am the Master of Stupidity! I can't be out….dumbed?
1. When I was ten, I was balancing on a pole in a parking lot. It was no problem being on one foot, but I didn't know how to get down. I tried to push off from it but my shoe slipped, and I fell back-of-the-head first.
2. I don't like sweets, but once I get a taste of frosting, I cannot stop until the can is gone. So, at my grandma's Christmas party about 8 years back, I ate the entire can of frosting before my grandma got to make a cake. Of course, everyone knew it was me, and I spent the rest of the night with my head down, in embarrassment.
3. Around that tme, me and a friend were having fun jumping around in an elevator. Then, you know, it stopped. We were in there for four hours, and I guess someone realized what happened and called the firefighters. 5 months later, I was in there with that friend's sister, who did the same thing he did.
4. Back in the Pokemon days, my brother got a GBC with Pokemon Red. A friend who loved Pokemon, Abraham, had asked to borrow it, but I said I couldn't give out my bro's GB. Another friend had begged and pleaded, and I let him. I missed a few days of school, and in that time, the friend who'd borrowed it told Abe that I'd let him borrow it, and he'd only return it in exchange for money. Abe had to pay him to get the GB back.
Damn, I'd be in here for days if I bothered with half of my dumb stories.
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OK, NOTE THESE DID NOT HAPPEN TO ME
1. Ok this was when i was in grade 6, we were having sex education and the lady brings out a tampon and starts talking about them, this guy put his hand up for a question.. what was his question "do we get to try them?" ROTFLMAO :lol:
i still crack up at it2. We were at our yr 5 camp and we were camping outside, the next morning the teachers found a pair of underwear in the river, they scoped it out to discover "cr@p" inside it, ok now here's the part that we would all dread, the teachers asked who's underwear it was, and this boy goes not mine,(this boy is a full geek and is a full cadets, star was geek boy, yeh he saluted the flag every day before he ate lunch, middle of our quad..)[no offence to neone]…
ok then the techer looks inside again and BANG BIG BOLD permanant marker his NAME!!!!
o boy its not over…. now that we knew he did that he was still trying to deny it.. in the end it was because he was scared and missed him mum.... cmon how can you shat your pants over that.....
well the story continues... i went to the toilets... and OMFG!!!! HIS SHAT RITE THERE IN THE SINK!!!!!!!!! OMFG there toilets like 1metre away and he unloaded his dirty business in the SINK!!!
stupid moment i THINK SO
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Ooooh…that kid's crazy.
Another incident was when I was at an aquarium exhibition when I was about 7 years old.
Out of the corner of my eye,I thought I saw the man next to me looked like my uncle(who was in America)
So I said "Hello! Why are you here!? Where are Mimi and Arthur! Why are you bald!?"
Next second,he looks at me and I notice it's not him.
I ran screaming all the way out of the place and was found later hiding in Mcdonalds. -
One time, I was messing with my pocket knife, which is pretty sharp, by the way… I had tied a string to the end of it and was just kind of holding it by the string, lowering it up and down.... and the string broke... and me, being stupid, happened to have my bloody HAND under it...
Predictable results.
As to when that happened.... looks at hand
...About a minute and a half ago.
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Another one was where I was playing on my tricycle on a hill.
I was 5.
I was straining the pedals too hard so the brakes broke.
I went screaming down the hill at who-knows-how-fast km per hour.
It ended with me slamming into a brick wall then the tricycle crashing on top of me.
Left me in bandages for a week.
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Gosh these are hilarious! Heres one that my brother never forgets to mention at dinners:
I was about 4, and my brother and his best friend were sitting ont the couch watching tv. I come running in trying to impress them, and when my head was turned to them I crashed right into the fan. I started crying and my brother and his friend got in trouble for not stopping me. :P
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Hahahaha these are some great stories! Here's one of mine:
I play a game with a friend of mine… well, it's less a game than just a stupid competition. We race to hold doors open for each other. Whoever gets the door for the other person wins. Stupid, eh? Oh well. We used to be real intense about it...fighting and all. One time I almost knocked this old guy over 'cause I was running for a door. Anyway, he and I and another friend of mine were on a road trip to NY and we pulled into a Mc Donalds for food. As we were leaving, there was the usual dash to the door. I got there first, and I don't know exactly what happened ( I think the door hit my foot or something) but BANG my head smacks into the edge of the door. I just keep going, and I'm like HA I GOT THE DOOR! And suddenly I realize there's blood pouring down my face. So I send one of my friends into the restaurant to get me some napkins (didn't wanna show my face in there again) and what does he come back with? One of those little ketchup cups. He's like, here, use this. I'm like YOU BASTARD I'm getting blood on my favorite shirt! Get me some friggin' napkins! So stupid... lol -
One time, I thought it'd be fun to ride my bike down my friend's driveway. The thing is, he lives on top of a hill.
Not just ANY hill.
If there's any hill that'd be known as THE hill, this hill would be it. It is damn tall and damn steep.
So I'm going down, and I realize, hey, I'm going pretty fast. Too bad my brakes aren't slowing me down a bit. Wow, this is going to hurt. And then I crashed into a tree.
Amazingly, aside from some scrapes and bruises, I was unhurt. If there was any justice, I would've broken, like, half the bones in my body. I guess fate felt bad for me and my stupidity.
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Originally posted by Paulie@Jul 14 2005, 05:01 PM
So I'm going down, and I realize, hey, I'm going pretty fast. Too bad my brakes aren't slowing me down a bit. Wow, this is going to hurt. And then I crashed into a tree.
[snapback]89324[/snapback]ZOMG. Similar thing down my end. I was on a bike ride in a forest - why, exactly, I still can't work out… But anyway, we came to this big hill, it was the perfect mountain bike terrain, twisting, bumpy and full of rocks and roots, then, sheer straight downhill pathway, completely smooth, all the way down to a junction. One of my freinds went down first, but half way down the rocky bit, got of her bike, and walked (or stumbled) down the rest... I thought, "Hey, piss easy~!" And decided that forests were the new mountains, and this was the trail. problem being, my bike's a racing bike, not a mountain bike.
Basically, near the point where my friends had got off her bike, things started to get really rough, I had to put my feet down several times to steady myself... I thought I'd grip my strongest break while I steadied the whole thing - bad idea. After a squeek then a crack, I started to roll down the hill and onto the smoother ground with some handy navigation. I should have stopped there, but I was being thick, I ddn't realise my front wheel break had completely snapped off.
And away I went.
I woke up shortly after in a mass of patch of nettles, for a while, I wondered why nobody had helped me out of there, seen as they were all there now standing around. Realisation struck, they were wearing shorts and skirts. Shock horror. They didn't want any nettle stings cause of how deep I was stuck.
My head was bleeding like no tommorow and according to the friend that went first, I had zoomed down the hill, tried to turn but my bike hit the nettle patch first and threw my off, skull first into an oak tree. I still have a scar on the top of my head near my hairline and I tiny one hidden by my right eyebrow. Fun. ~<3
Suprisingly not that painful, the head injury dulled the nettle stings, but I was so out of it, my head didn't hurt till alot later when I had stiches put in.
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Geh, such painful stories, busting heads at McD's and such.
Originally posted by Paulie@Jul 14 2005, 06:49 PM
One time, I was messing with my pocket knife, which is pretty sharp, by the way… I had tied a string to the end of it and was just kind of holding it by the string, lowering it up and down.... and the string broke... and me, being stupid, happened to have my bloody HAND under it...
[snapback]88987[/snapback]That reminds me!
In 8th grade, I had Home Ec. I worked mostly with a sewing kit and such, you know the drill. Anyway, one day I put my seam ripper in my pocket. I'd forgotten it, and while sitting at my home PC, I put a hand on my leg. I felt something poke and said "Oh God." I'd remembered it and called my mom. Not seeing how it was in scared me, so I had her take my scissors and cut off the front part of my favorite pair of pants. Turned out that it was less than a millimeter into my skin. Not that it could have gone far in anyway:
Also, in 8th grade….
We had a foreign exchange student from Brazil, and of course, I had to have a crush on her. So, I bought her a really fancy bear for Valentines. But of course, she didn't know much English, and had hardly ever spoken to me. So, she didn't know what I meant, I guess, and had given it to some weird kid that sat next to her. From me, she pointed. He looked back and giggled. Probably not entirely my fault, but that really sucked.Tried to give another crush a present the following year. The school had run out of roses, so I bought her a last minute chocolate heart. She didn't eat candy, but I figured it'd be the thought that counted. Well, before I said anything, I walked up to her and pulled it out of my pocket, and it was melted. "Guhahahaha." I put it in my mouth and walk away.
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Bad move, bub!
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Originally posted by Buccaneer@Jul 15 2005, 05:14 PM
**Also, in 8th grade….
We had a foreign exchange student from Brazil, and of course, I had to have a crush on her. So, I bought her a really fancy bear for Valentines. But of course, she didn't know much English, and had hardly ever spoken to me. So, she didn't know what I meant, I guess, and had given it to some weird kid that sat next to her. From me, she pointed. He looked back and giggled. Probably not entirely my fault, but that really sucked.Tried to give another crush a present the following year. The school had run out of roses, so I bought her a last minute chocolate heart. She didn't eat candy, but I figured it'd be the thought that counted. Well, before I said anything, I walked up to her and pulled it out of my pocket, and it was melted. "Guhahahaha." I put it in my mouth and walk away.
[snapback]89957[/snapback]**-_- Poor, poor Buc. that sounds awful, hun… Yet I can't stop laughing... I'm especially loving (or sympathising) about the whole giving it to the boy next to her... I mean, I wonder what he was thiking right then... XD~!!
The second thing kinda reminds me of the way I buy freinds chocolate for Christmas or Birthdays, but out of sheer bordem, they are already finished by the time I give it to them, so I go all quiet, and then the conversation goes something like this:
Me: … It's the thought that counts... Right~?
Them: Yeah, but thats not the case if you eat the whole f–king box.
Me: I didn't, Anna had most of them in form, anyway…
Them: …
Me: =3
Them: THAT MAKES IT BETTER, HOW~?!X_x;;;
Seriously though, I feel for you Buc, I really do… ^.^
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Poor poor Buc. I can't really relate, as I've only had one crush, but ow. Poor Buc.
In Home Ec back in middle school, I put a needle (and thread) through my hand. Accidentally. I'm not sure WHAT the hell happened, really. I do remember that it hurt, though. Quite a bit.
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OK, no real stories..but ive done thse things many times.
- Tripover my own foot…MY OWN.FOOT.XD
- ran into a wall.
- mistake a girl for a boy and visa versa.
- talked to myself out loud in public.
