You're really not getting me huh…
I haven't forgotten about my previous thread. In fact it's one of my favorite.
Since we're getting pissy now I will explain plainly that my evil goal was to trick someone into beliving that Gene Simmons was dead.
Which is no longer humorous since I had to explain it clearly for those who didn't catch on.
I also figured the basis for such a devious and blatant troll thread would be acceptable only hanging by a thread as there has been an established series of celebrity death threads, which I myself have mocked in the past and thought I might continue the tradition.
Next Celebrity death thread: 'Awareness of Sarcasm' Dies Prematurely at AP!
Just to keep things clear:
-I fell for the joke.
-I laughed when I figured it out.
-I felt bad.
-Sure, I told you to be nice, but I really took this with a grain of salt.
-My only qualm with you is the ant puns from the past.
I will get my revenge for all those puns. I won't tell you when it will be, but someday. Those puns were painful.
Otherwise, chill people. This is Arlong Parks.