If you could punch a One Piece character right-smack in the face…

Mr. Sandman

Higuma (if he wasn't already dead)

Shanks lost an arm because he threw a defensless kid into the ocean.

Sunita

1.- Akainu (yes yes yes, because he killed Ace and what? I don't care than the rest of people think….also for Robin, Squard and his f****** sick justice)
2.- Kizaru (For him face and because he talk like retarded XD….He's a damned cynical)
3.- World Nobles (specially Charlos)
4.- Blackbeard (since than in MF cried like a girl when Daddybeard wanted kill him and for all reasons...)
5.- Kidd (owned for Eneru :ninja ....I dunno, but this would be good XD)
6.- Spandam (for idiot)
7.- Hancock (love love love love love love...-->I'm tired this)

OrangeParrot

Moria
Buggy :happy:

Mitarashiboi

Akainu.
Vivi
And Nami

looking_at_you

@Malice:

Only one character to punch? That's hard. It's a tie between Akainu and the tenryuubito.

better off punching a tenryuubito your punch will probly kill them on the other hand you will probly lose your hand to akainu your hand melt away by the magma heat

scottyaks143

It would be Admiral Akainu!

Malice

@looking_at_you:

better off punching a tenryuubito your punch will probly kill them on the other hand you will probly lose your hand to akainu your hand melt away by the magma heat

True . But judging by how many people would want to punch him, he'll hopefully get either bored or exhausted from magma fist-ing everyone so I may have a chance. But now that I think about it, no matter if I'll punch him or a tenryuubito, the result wouldn't be pretty since him or another admiral would come to "salute" me really fast.

AdmiralKizaru

Hm…Lets see...

Spandam
Tashigi
Akainu (I like him, but...HE KILLED ACE!)
Nami
Mr. 5
Miss Valentine (Stop laughing!)
ARLONG

Sky

Haha, lets see….

Wapol
Blackbeard
Akainu
Don Kreig
Enel
~~Emperor Pilof~~ Moria
Buggy
All the nobles.
Arlong
Alvida(before DF)

Zefra

Wapol, Spandam, Arlong.
And Kizaru just cuz his face is so utterly retarded :ninja:

sanji499

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sanji499

I would not try Robin otherwise my balls would just vanish…

romolis rex

i want to punch usopp in the face hes cool but i just want to see what his nose would look like if i broke it. and i wanna tongue punch nami's fart box. lol

Sniper King

I wanna punch that Onion-Head Tenryuubito…Who shot Sabo!

@romolis:

i want to punch usopp in the face hes cool but i just want to see what his nose would look like if i broke it. and i wanna tongue punch nami's fart box. lol

Ahaha, Usopp's nose….haha...if it's broke? It would look like Mr. Krabs' nose, of course!!

SieteFleur

Kizaru because it would have to be an improvement, that face just can't get any uglier.
Who knows, maybe it would even have a handsome-Squidward effect xD

SingingThroughTheStorm

Spandam, Sanji, and the nobles.
Although I could kick someone's ribs harder than a punch to the face. Running a couple miles and practicing kicks, a kick does more damage than a punch.

Lucky777

The Tenryuubito. I'd punch, kick, elbow, knee, and headbutt the crap out of all of them. Then spit in their faces.
The Gorōsei
Akainu for blowing up that refugee ship back at Ohara.
Onigumo for shooting that marine that was worried about the thousand other marines on that ship he ordered destroyed.
Spandam. I'd punch him 3 times then knee him in the face.
Ace for being a goddamn idiot.
Arlong for what he did to Nami and her hometown.
Sanji because he pisses me off so damn MUCH!!!
Squado because he's a gullible fool.
Tony Tony Chopper. Just to hear him cry. :devil:
Wapol because I hate him and his laugh annoys me.
Apoo. I'd punch him in the mouth just to hear the keyboard. :3
Moria because he looks like a freakin' moron, I hate his clothes, I hate his personality, I hate his voice and I most definately HATE his laugh.

dasia

Whoever said that last sky shit to Ace on the ship to marineford was it onigumo cnt remember
all the villains u guys mentionned (esp Akainu not only for splattering his magma crap all over Marineford but for not bowing on the floor everytime he breathed in Whitebeard's directionBlackbeard though I want his autograph * BELLAMY* )

ps: Fire Fist a coward? this must be a joke..him going from wishing to die for them to not wanting to die because of them was great imo showed his human & 'do i deserve to be born' side instead of him kicking ass as usual.

I wouldnt try spitting on sengoku the buddah he would kill u with the seagull's beak in a second

hilarious thread reads further Vivi??! Boa??? Nami???? Sanji?????Doflamingo ???????? ;_;

inspired

there's so many chars I would punch, but top 5 would be: Spandam, Arlong, Akainu, Bellamy, Vivi

kappa-san

Screw punching, I would want to kick them on the face, Kizaru style, in the speed of light.

The characters I want to kick on the face:
Boa Hancock with all her annoying love-love sh*t to Luffy.
Nami for being more useless than Usopp and being a bitch
Brook for being more useless than Usopp
Sanji for being chivalrous and has no guts fighting women unlike Usopp. And also, Kizaru is epic compared to Sanji.
World Nobles, but I wish they'd had the worst possible death than getting kick.
And every damn filler characters.

Dunno about you guys, but Doflamingo actually earned my respect after killing Bellamy and after the Marineford Arc. chuckles

taiyou-burst

I can never hurt anyone of the Strawhats, mainly because I'd either be killed, or go against my own sense of honor. But I would playfully hit them all (except Chopper)

The ones I would like to really hurt however, are:

Spandam for spitting on the memory of Tom, and for trying to kill his subordinates after they failed him. Spandam is an ass
The Amazon's who effectively sentenced Marguerite, Sweet Pea, and Aphelandra to death, by not giving a care about them when Hancock petrified them
Zombie Ryuuma/Hypnotised Shadow Brook was willing to completely destroy Brook's/his own dream, and even sullied the precious memories that's associated with Brook's fastest technique
Hogback, for his treatments towards his Zombie creations, mainly for effectively forcing Sanji and Zoro to go against their own personal sense of honor, and for making Cindry do all those degrading things, treating her as an object
The World Nobles, and by extension those that didn't help Fisher Tiger when he was dying. I always had hope that humans would help those in need if they asked for it, and until Oda says so I'll still believe that someone did at least try to help FT, but from what we've seen of the World Nobles, they would have killed those that tried.

Skitsofrenika

Enel/Eneru/Whatever the fuck his name is.
HE JUST WOULDN'T DIE! D8<
..and his earlobes were stupid >:[

mama

Well Hancock!!!! And it would be hard.
Then Vivi, Law, Ener ( just too fucking stupid ), Smoker ( hate him ) and finaly Squardo…
I don't really mind Spandam, and I really like wapol...

Kitsune Inferno

Why would any of you want to punch Eneru?

Mr M

@Kitsune:

Why would any of you want to punch Eneru?

cause everybody wants to be shocked by him

yaahahahahaha

DyranLK

I'd punch Coby in the face for having pink hair.

KaizokuOLuffy

All the bad Tenryuubito in the world.

Sonic Youth

Chopper, for turning into a dumb and cute mascot.

Castelmore

Definitely Ace. Against his fangirls.

OPZoro62

All of the Celestial Dragons definitely.

Robinchen

@Sonic:

Chopper, for turning into a dumb and cute mascot.

~signed

Spandame cause he hit Robin
Spandine cause he activated the Buster Call and destroyed Ohara
Akainu cause he destroyed the evacuation ship of Ohara and he is a jerk…don´t like him
Ace he didn´t stop crying about beeing Rogers son...God that´s a honor!

zachri

@Lucky777:

The Tenryuubito. I'd punch, kick, elbow, knee, and headbutt the crap out of all of them. Then spit in their faces.
Apoo. I'd punch him in the mouth just to hear the keyboard. :3

Everyone - I think - agrees with the top one, but WHY APOO? ; A ;
Just ask him and he'll play dat tune for ya B)

so…
Tenryuubito
Arlong
Kizaru is too troll to be pnched - he punches you... AT THE SPEED OF LIIIIIIIIGGGHHHT.
Akainu. [/will never look at Clifford the same again]
Wapol would eat me
…am I the only one here who wouldn't punch Kidd, Moria or Spandam?
Or Law. I'd never punch dat Law ; A ;
NEVER.
Hmm…
Dragon, Yasopp and Olivia - Y U LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN FOR OTHER SHIZZNESS?!
Blackbeard. Because.
And his crew.
Except Lafitte. Lafitte is too epicshit for that.
And Ichi-ohwait this is One Piece lolmbad got carried away
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and all of the Fake Straw Hats, of course!
Sabo's dad, brother… heck, all those ponces!

...
Can I punch the Law haters?
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oh well, haters gonna hate ; u ;

Daichi

Captain Kuro.

Right in his smug prick face.

Catastrophic

Tenryuubitos, they deserve 1 million punches to the face.
Akainu, he is simply annoying with his "justice" killing spree.

OrangeNinjasSucks

Sabo's mom .

Kylor

Sanji, for being a sexist homophobe. He's bad for our children.

Shirahoshi. Because she's a whiny bitch.

Mr.0 Crocodile

akainu and kizaru.
i just hate them so much

ahsatan

oh man, i'd punch luffy for sure 'cause his face would like suck up my hand and sproing it back out.
or i'd punch akainu, 'cause he's a jerk.

attoycity

NAMI　of cause nami

Zolo

….......... 4Kids Sanji.........

black-leg jex

shelly, charloss, akainu, moriah, bellamy and also brook but only to see if his skull would go flying off and see if i can still live without it on. I mean he can open it up so why can't it come off?

Davy Jones

Explain to me guys, why Vivi? Can you give me evidence?

A.M.Zinthos

Garp, I admire that he followed his duty as a marine to the very end but I believe it was not worth the regret felt and might be feeling for the rest of his life.

Akainu, someone kill this guy already ffs. Absolute justice is nothing more than trying to justify evil because its "for the right cause"

Ace, I understand the anger he got for being provoked by akainu's taunt but I think that was really selfish of him to ignore pop's order and disregard the fact that everyone busted their asses to save him just so he could do something dumb and die. Should of thought of his brother more than mere words. SO HE GETS PUNCHED IN THE FACE… WITH HAKI... IN HEAVEN?!?

Sengoku, because he ragequit

And lastly I'd also like to punch crocodile while he's talking because its just amusing turning his face to sand and cutting out his sentences xD

screwdriver

i'd punch brook right-smack in the face except…he's a skeleton, so he doesn't have a face! yohohoho, SKULL JOKE~~ no, not really, i loved his creepy humming during thriller bark.

now srsly, i'd punch pell until he friggin died. i mean, i like the guy and all, but he should've stayed dead. not that there haven't been other omghediedbutthenhelived in op, it's just that this one had me all teary and then bam - surprise biatch, i live. =_=
i'd punch thatch once, for getting killed by bb. make that twice if bb hadn't eaten the yami yami fruit yet.
ms merry christmas. she reminds me of my grandma.

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PizzaBurritos

1.Spandam
2.Wapol
3.Eyelashes the Camel
4.Akainu
5.Marshall D. Teech
6.Volume 1 Version of Helmeppo
7.Kizaru
8.Kuro
And so many more…

Kaldary

Characters that I hate:

Spandam: For everything that he did to Robin and Franky and then later for wanting to kill the rest of CP9 for failing the mission. Also he was so weak and cowardly.

Wapol: Most annoying and pointless villian ever.

Nezumi: Super annoying minor villian

Charloss: God everytime he appeared on screen I wanted someone to smack this guy. Thank God Luffy did.

Absolom: The whole Nami bath scene and then the wedding part later very much disturbed me. I started feeling nauscous any time he appeared on screen after the bath part.

Characters that I like but sometimes frusterate me:

Nami: She is my favorite character, but everytime she needs saving I just want to smack her. (It happends like once and ark?) It's not so much that she needs to be saved, but that she is capable of taking care of her self and that she never takes any real damage. Yeah other characters often need to be saved, but that is usually after they have taken a beating. In Skypea, Nami was the only straw hat that wasn't zapped by Enel's lighting. (Luffy technically was, it just didn't affect him)

Sanji: Sometimes his love cook mode gets very annoying. I also get annoyed how tends to act as though he owns Nami. Like in Thriller Bark with the whole wedding thing. I get that it was supposed to be funny, but his attempt to save her seem to be more because Absolom saw her naked and was trying to take her away from him. Not because she was in danger.

Hancock: I get very annoyed that she can get away with acting horrible towards others simply because she is beautiful. Ugh. I wanted to smack her when she turned those three girls in Amazon Lily to stone, then acted all cutsy.

Characters that would be fun to punch:

Crocodile: just to watch my fist go through his face. Then later watch his face go back to normal.

Lucci: I'd imagine that he'd not blink or even change his facial expression when punched. It would be fun to watch.

Kizaru: Same as Crocodile

Aokiji: Just to watch his head shatter into ice fragments.

Alvida: Just to watch my fist slip off her face.

zachri

@PizzaBurritos:

1.Spandam
2.Wapol
3.Eyelashes the Camel
4.Akainu
5.Marshall D. Teech
6.Volume 1 Version of Helmeppo
7.Kizaru
8.Kuro
And so many more…

That third one is randomly funny… may I ask why a perverted camel needs your loving punch?

akagami7

Satori, hotori and kotori.

Shiranui Dragon

Akainu and some Vice Admirals.