Oh Sasuke. These feelings have haunted me for many a night. That throbbing passion that consomes my very soul. The way your raven-tinted, glossy black hair glistens in the moonlight… Your strong yet adorable fifteen year old Uchiha form seem the work of Gods, or even greater, the master of us all, Kishimoto.
For the great and noble Kishimoto has chosen you, Uchiha Sasuke, and draws you as a legend, more beautifully than nature itself. The truth can never escape me, though. I know deep down that you are real, and I yearn for it like so many before me. I may sound crazy, but I will be your Naruto. I have his clothes, headband, even his night cap and pajamas. My kage bushin technique is nearly complete. My parents question my sanity, and they insist to me that you're merely a fictional character, but they can not deceive me with their crafty Genjutsu. I have looked into your sad and loney, yet powerful eyes, and I want to be there to help you emerge from your darkness. The glowing, swirling red entwines my orange-covered soul.
I have seen you at the mall, in comic books, on TV, and on my computer screen in so many different fashions, and I've always yearned for your caress. It's difficult to compete with such great people as Sakura and Karin, but that's the sacrifice that I must make. So now, I make this confession. I make it SEVEN TIMES OVER.
Uchiha Sasuke, I love you! I will love you more than even Naruto ever could! Enter my life for both our sakes and we can be together for eternity! I will always be waiting. Believe it!