Don't Stop… Dattebaaayo! Naruto VII

[Randy1031]

this thread is terrible

[Aoi Neko]

@Randy1031:

this thread is terrible

At least we tried.

[Robby]

@Randy1031:

this thread is terrible

It has its ups and downs.

Sometime ups
Outnumber the downs
But not in Nottingham
I'm inclined to believe
If we were so down
We'd up and leave
We'd up and fly if we had wings for flyin'
Can't you see the tears we're cryin'?
Can't there be some happiness for me?
Not in Nottingham

[Insider2000]

What comes up must come down
Hear my feet don't touch the ground
See the world spinning upside down
A mighty trance without a sound!

I can feel your every rage
Step aside I'll turn the page,
Breaking through your crazy maze,
Like a lazer beam, my eyes on you!

Watch me throw the night away,
watch me save the day,
Feel my strongest getin' close,
Heading your waaaaay!

SONIC HEROES!
SONIC HEROES!

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I don't care if I'm the only person who liked this game or song!

waves middle finger

You can all burn in hell along with Shadow the Hedgehog!

[Nobodyman]

Hey, I liked it too Insider

And yeah, cool song too.

[Robby]

Sonic Heroes was one of their better 3D outings… but the quick-switch system was a little eh. The game's biggest problem was of course the endless falls of doom the game was full of.

Really. A couple walls wouldn't have killed the game designers. Oh, and also.

10 -10 Y' can go again!
9 - 9 Don't fall behind!
8 - 8 Say, don't be late!
7 - 7 Destination heaven!
6 - 5 So, stay alive!
4 - 3 Now its You and Me!
2 - 1 We're gonna have fun
Say Blast Off Blast Hey!!

[hide]Excalibar - It's not that far
What do yeh make - Hey! Give & Take
Goin' Home - Time Zone
Check out Egg - He's never alone
Leather'n Lace - Getting in place
What to y' get - Say - Fast Jet
Doom Room - Cosmic zoom
Heads up Jake - It's SONIC BOOM!!!

Toot, toot, Sonic Warrior - Toot, toot, Sonic Warrior
Your hour is never at hand,
You've got the power to save the land
Take a little chance - Slip on thru,
Y' gotta survive no matter what you do
You gotta do for you

Toot, toot, Sonic Warrior - Toot, toot, Sonic Warrior
The power is in your mind
To shake the planets and conquer time

Toot, toot, Sonic Warrior
Deep in Space and Time
Toot, toot, Sonic Warrior
Forever in your mind
Nothing can survive, the will to stay alive
cause if you try, you can do anything!

Toot, toot, Sonic Warrior
Always takes a chance
Toot, toot, Sonic Warrior
Never says he can't
Nothing can survive, the will to stay alive
cause if you try, you can do anything!

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God, those lyrics are terrible when you can actually read them, as opposed to vaugley hearing Engrish.

Well, surely the alternate version, Sonic Boom?

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If you're strong, you can fly,
you can reach the other side of the rainbow.
It's alright, take a chance,
'cause there is no circumstance
that you can't handle (when you use your mind)

Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom (trouble
keeps you runnin' faster)
Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom, Somic Boom (save the
planet from disaster)

Through the dark, to the light
It's a super sonic flight
gotta keep it goin'

Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom (trouble
keeps you runnin' faster)
Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom, Somic Boom (save the
planet from disaster)
Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom (spinnin'
though the world in motion)
Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom, Sonic Booooom…
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Yeah, that's not so good either. Still, great animation either way.

[Nobodyman]

While we're on the subject of music, does anyone else absolutley love Weird Al's polkas?

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Cookie to whoever can name all the songs and the artists who sang them (and no cheating!)

[Hiroy]

This spread looked weird in the Jump.

[Bobjr]

He's learning the powers of SYMMETRY!

[Gekko135]

pshhh!

Naruto already learned the powers of symmetry on page 17 of this thread:

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[pwnobi]

@Gekko135:

pshhh!

Naruto already learned the powers of symmetry on page 17 of this thread:

[hide] http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp64/Gekko135/hahahahaha.png[/hide]

That makes me think. If you have sex with your own shadow clone is that masturbation?

[Bobjr]

@pwnobi:

That makes me think. If you have sex with your own shadow clone is that masturbation?

Third person masturbation maybe.

[Robby]

@pwnobi:

That makes me think. If you have sex with your own shadow clone is that masturbation?

No, but it is gay.

More fun and confusion to be had if you have your gender swapped clone involved.

[Gekko135]

no wonder Naruto is under so much stress… he just doesn't know what to do with himself

[Robby]

@Gekko135:

no wonder Naruto is under so much stress… he just doesn't know what to do with himself

….in bed.

[Keane]

@robbybedfart:

….in bed.

I didn't know you were in Avatar, who were you?

[Robby]

@Keane:

I didn't know you were in Avatar, who were you?

… what?

[SMUDGE]

@Gekko135:

pshhh!

Naruto already learned the powers of symmetry on page 17 of this thread:

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But that's Choji isn't it?

[Mutated_Monkey]

Silly silly naruto

[Keane]

@robbybedfart:

… what?

Your sig says "Best Avatar", who were you in it?

[skarabee]

This tread really is far too fast for me….So sad I´m so slow

[Airflow101]

@Keane:

Your sig says "Best Avatar", who were you in it?

Delete this post if you have any dignity.

[IrishLuigi]

@Keane:

I didn't know you were in Avatar, who were you?

@Keane:

Your sig says "Best Avatar", who were you in it?

Nominated for worst pun ever on this thread.

[Keane]

@Airflow:

Delete this post if you have any dignity.

I'm not allowed to delete your post…

[IrishLuigi]

@Keane:

I'm not allowed to delete your post…

Nominated for best comeback ever on this thread.

EDIT: You've still got hope…

[MagneticMonkey]

he has a cool alt account trolling a few spoiler addicted morons in the manga section…

[Airflow101]

Anyone who believes a translator called "Japanese Dawg" deserves to be trolled.

[Keane]

@IrishLuigi:

Nominated for best comeback ever on this thread.

EDIT: You've still got hope…

Where did the hope go?

[IrishLuigi]

Behind the bike shed for a fag.

[TLC]

Wow, he got banned. What a pleasant surprise.

Out of curiosity, was he a dupe of someone?

Edit: Wow, he started a dupe account to intentionally post fake spoilers. He was asking for it.

[IrishLuigi]

JapaneseDawg. He should have chosen better.

[MagneticMonkey]

Everyone who knew what blackstar did back then would understand what happened today

[Insider2000]

I HAVE CHORTLES!

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maniacal laughter

UNLIMITED POWER!!!

[Kaze]

Keane, Lol .

Greg, I dunno. Search google images.P:

[Nobodyman]

Well, this is pretty messed up.

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[Gekko135]

i think it's been posted here a couple times actually.

still doesn't make it any less disturbing.

[Nobodyman]

@Gekko135:

i think it's been posted here a couple times actually.

still doesn't make it any less disturbing.

Seriously? And just when I thought I had done a fairly decent job of keeping up with this thread ^_^;

[Bobjr]

I find it impossible to keep up with everything on the thread.

[0_0_Spider]

yeah this thread moves fast bcuz random douche bags like myself always post random shit that has nothing to do with anything…..

[Mugiwara Kaizoku]

@Nobodyman:

Well, this is pretty messed up.

! http://nya.sh/i/th/9d2e815f7d154c49fe5dba1434189e27.jpg

Is that middle one Kakashi?!

[Hiroy]

That paining is creepy as hell

[IrishLuigi]

@Mugiwara:

Is that middle one Kakashi?!

WHich middle one? The right middle one or the left middle one?

[Mugiwara Kaizoku]

@IrishLuigi:

WHich middle one? The right middle one or the left middle one?

The one between Jesus and Creepkura!?!

[IrishLuigi]

@Mugiwara:

The one between Jesus and Creepkura!?!

Whut.

From left to right, we have Emosuke, Jesus (supposedly Kasashi) Creepkura and Dumbuto

[Silverblade]

If someone would have drawn this seriously ( yeah right ), Jesus should have been a black ninja from the village of Raikage ( Kumo? ah, who cares, village of Raikage sounds better ).
He would be like a long lost third brother to the Killer A and Killer B twins - Killer C.

[choperman]

okay here's my reasons for why part 1 was better than part 2 tell me if you like it or have anything to add or what ever

also I took the Pain arc part from robbybedfart (I hope that's okay) grammer spelling may be worse than juju you've been warned

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WHY NARUTO PART 2 ISN’T AS GOOD AS PART 1

Sasuke being emo x 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Sakura didn’t do shit after the sasori fight
Scratch that sakura was a whore doesn’t know which guy to pick naruto or sasuke
Naruto being extremely gay for sasuke
Naruto complaining about how sasukes not with them
Orochimaru wants to be in a young mans body…. pedifile
Doesn’t utilize support characters well
Fights aren’t as well thought out
Naruto spent the last two years training with jiraya and only got better at using shadow clones and resengans
The fact that part 1 wanted naruto to use the nine tailed fox and now it’s the complete opposite
Hi I’m sai I have no emotion so I’ll betray you in the end
Sai “I’m gonna kill sasuke….. Never mind I want to be with naruto more so I’ll save sasuke instead of killing him
The whole follow orochimaru arc
The fact that jiraya should have taught naruto elemental jutsus…. Scratch that they all should have learned that early off in the series anyways
Orochimaru still being gay for sasuke
The cover for chapter 345
Suigetsu is a logia…? Shouldn’t he be in one piece then
KARIN!!!!!!!!!
And one more time KARIN!!!!!
And everything she does
Jugo’s a psycho killer…. Who loves little birds and communicates well with them
Kabuto seems to have mature…. What the fuck he inserted orochimaru in him another gay
Deidara vs. sasuke…
Fight goes on then c4 bomb comes out and yeah SASUKE’S DEAD…. Oh wait never mind it’s stupid sharing an instead
Oh but he get’s another chance to kill sasuke… wtf sasuke lived because lightning beats earth didn’t kishi play pokemon as a child
Deidara died FUCK!!!! Oh but he killed sasuke… ugh this is the lamest narrowly escaping death trick I’ve seen by far if he could teleport or summon a huge ass snake why didn’t he before
Jiraiya dies… loss of one of my favorite characters
Itachi vs. Sasuke the show down
Sasuke: “Let’s fight”
Itachi K’ bro
fight goes on sasuke stabs itachi… omg it’s over so quickly oh wait itachi used a magic eye jutsu
Oh… but wait sasuke used a magic eye jutsu and stabs him again
Itachi: “You’ve improved sasuke (confesses stuff) but you should know this is actually…. A MAGIC EYE JUTSU”
Sasuke: “Well of course I knew electric stab”
Itachi: “Oh good job now let’s fight with out magic eye jutsus”
Sasuke: “Fine“
Fight gets epic but then itachi rips out sasukes eye wow this is intresting… too bad it’s a…. Yep you guessed it MAGIC EYE JUTSU
Oh but sasuke defeated the jutsu again
Good fighting
Blowing fire seems cheeky but I can deal
OMG Itachi uses a new MAGIC EYE JUTSU
He hit sasuke this one’s 100% unavoidable death after you’ve been hit finally sasuke is de…. Oh god you must be kidding me he’s alive
FIRE LION!!!! FIRE LION!!! FIRE LION!!!!
Sasuke: “I missed on purpose even though I could easily have won there but I wanted to create a… THUNDER LION!!!!”
We’ll at least one of them is dead now we can end this stupid fi…. GOD DAMN IT NOT ANOTHER MAGIC EYE JUTSU I mean c’mon this is over the top
Oh orochimaru’s back aliv….. Never mind
Itachi gets close to ripping out his eyes then….
Itachi: “Finally I can… cough cough I’m dead”
Sasuke: “thank god now I should randomly pass out right”
Worst fight ever
After effects
Tobi has a sharingan DAMN how many of these bastards are there at least this should be the last one right…. EPIC FORESHADOWING
Tobi: “Oh yeah sasuke your brother loved you and died for you so you could live in peace in kohna”
Sasuke: “oh really…. Well I’m off to kill people in Konoha”
Tobi: “WTF!!!! No that’s the exact opisite of what he wants… I mean it works out for me I guess but Why?”
Sasuke: “Well I’m an extremely self centered emo shit so why not”
Tobi: “….. you know what sure do what makes you happy”
Sasuke vs. Eight Tails
Great fucking fight only these parts sucked
Karin: “sasuke bite me”
Zabuza’s sword cracks…. Fucking A’ Suigetsu you better not break that
Sasuke: “wait a second why fight him like this when I can use.. A MAGIC EYE JUTSU”
ARRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!
Okay I’m better now
Lets go on
Pain arc
-"Hi, I'm Kakashi the master level hokage calibur ninj–uggh!"
-"Hi, I'm Choji's dad and I'm dead--oh, never mind."
-"Hi, I'm Tsunade's assistant and I'm actually dead within one panel!"
-"Hi, I'm Konohamoru and I'm going to spam the freaking RASENGAN!... but I'm Naruto's rival and I would in no way ever use one of his moves... and beat a Pain!"
-"Hi. My name is PAIN. I live PAIN. I deal in PAIN. LOL."
"Hi, I have this cool origami power and... oops, wet, nevermind, I'll do nothing now."
-So, there's six different fighters with different strengths and weaknesses and a village full of ninjas... this is the PERFECT time for us each to get a fight and use strategy and our unique skills to... uhm... stand back and do nothing.
-"Hey look, its Neji, Lee, Guy, Shikimaru, Shino, Kiba, Ten Ten and all the other rookies, arriving just in time to... do nothing."
--"Village go boom. Why? Because I am PAIN!"
-"Oh no, everyone is dead from that village destroying explo-- oh, never mind.
-"We better not go help Naruto, we'd just get in the way!"
-"Yeah, I got sage mode. 1HKO! 1HKO! 1HKO! 1HKO! 1HKO! Okay, now for the last one."
-"Naruto, I LOVE Y--splat!"
-"We better not go help Naruto, we'd just get in the way!" "Didn't we already say that?" "Yes, but were going to say it again."
"I'm Tsunade and I'm going to collapse into a coma now so Danzo can take over."
"Oh my god Naruto has unleashed 8 tails, there's no stopping him now there's... oh, built in safeguard. Nevermind."
"Even though I said I only had 3 uses of sage mode, I actually turn out to have FOUR! neat!"
-"My tragic backstory? I HAD A PUPPY AND HIS NAME WAS TINY!"
-"I believe in Jiraiya who believed in me who believed in you so you should believe in me because I believe in Jiraiya!" "Oh, well all right then. I'll just deus ex machina everything back then."

• yay everyones back alive and nobody got hurt…. Didn’t know this was DBZ
  -"Hey Naruto, during that fight, I told you I loved you and..." "Yeah yeah, whatever
  Hinata. HI SAKURA!"
  Five Kage arc Part I
  Karui: “Hey help us kill sasuke he killed our master”
  Sakura: “NO BITCH”
  Naruto: wait sakura we should…. Seconds later never mind I don’t want to do that”
  Sai: “Sakura… Naruto loves you”
  Sakura cries finds about the plan to kill sasuke and decides to go tell naruto
  Danzo has a sharing an… GASP! Who cares just as long as there’s no more magic eye jutsus
  Naruto: “please raikage I know he killed your bro and all but maybe you could spare sasuke”
  Raikage: “NO!!!!”
  Naruto: “Please begs and cries because my friends will want to avenge him and then kill you then your friends will avenge you and then there parents will avenge them and then… (secretly his friends are planning on killing sasuke themselves)”
  Five Kage arc Part II
  Fights
  Sasuke vs. Raikage = UGHHH!!!! more magic eye jutsus
  Samuri = can’t do shit
  One samuri in the corner pissing himself about sasuke
  Finally Raikage kills….. Not again do I even need to say it by now…. Magic eye jutsu
  Raikage kills… WTF Gara
  Gara: “you would have died” Um fuck no he wouldn’t have, sasuke would have
  Gara cries for Sasuke EPICLY LAME
  Shit happens…
  Sasuke dies!!!!!
  Ugh wait tobi saved him
  Tobi absorbs sasuke and Karin
  Tobi: “Let me tell you about my plan to make the moon an eyeball”
  Raikage: “the fuck…”
  Tobi: oh not just any eye ball a sharing an which can use a magic eye ju…..
  *The previous Narrator just killed himself *
  Tobi: “and that’s my plan”
  Raikage: “guys fucked up”
  Tobi: “Now WAR!!!!”
  Killer bee vs. Kisame
  Just play a pokemon battle with two lv. 99 pokemon one which can only use harden and the other one can only use leech and that’s the summary for this battle
  Sakura’s confession
  In front of lee who almost died for her
  Sakura: “Naruto I love you”
  Naruto: “Shut the Hell up Bitch”
  Sakura: “???”
  Naruto: “I mean but I thought you loved sasuke”
  Sakura: “While I don’t like him anymore…. I found out he’s gay”
  Naruto: Sasuke’s gay…. SCORE!!!!…. I mean that’s to bad”
  Sai: “she didn’t want to tell you that all your friends are planning on killing sasuke and your now the only character that likes him”
  Naruto: “So WTF did I just get on the ground and beg raikage for”
  Naruto” wait ki ll sasuke oh shit”
  Naruto has a panic attack out of sheer gayness for sasuke
  Sasuke vs. Danzo
  Magic eye jutsu this magic eye jutsu that and I’m sure there’s more where that came from
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please comment

[Sakonosolo]

tl;dr .

[Kaze]

uhmmmm it was too long to read.

ha ha that's what she said. P:

[Sakonosolo]

Holy shit! That girl on Fringe right now is a pretty good actress.

[Kaze]

@Kairouseki:

Holy shit! That girl on Fringe right now is a pretty good actress.

Are you watching it right naowz?