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[Hyper Dingo]

This is a story that i've started writing. Its set in the One piece Universe and is centered around my one piece OC, Hyper Dingo.

Pre-required reading : The profile of my character: Link

The RedBeard Arc Part 1

Grandline, a clear calm day. Almost too calm, there's barely any wind. Its just one of those days. Somewhere out there on the open sea a sailing sloop has been halted by this lack of wind.

HD: "Damn..why'd the wind have to die down! I've been adrift for two days now." he said rather frustrated. Dingo had been experimenting with his EX pill and had become stuck in his light mode.

HD: "Hmm lets see now…I got stuck like this...five days ago. So if it takes as long as last time to run through my system i'm looking for two more days like this. Hopefully the wind will pick up by then." He took a swig from his water jug.

HD: "Ha! Time to make more sea water!" he said with a mischievous grin. Dingo walked up to the edge of the boat a pulled down his neon green shorts alittle.

HD: “The sooner I get this junk outta my system the better.�
And just like some kind of incredible bad luck magnet a foreboding Pirate ship began to slowly pull towards the Lupe.

??? Pirate captain: "Ya-har full speed ahead to that there pleasure cruiser! Weâ€ve caught that monster with itâ€s pants down!â€? The grizzled man yelled.

HD: “Oh son of a bitch! Just my luck.� He said hastily. “Hold up!� He yelled at the approaching ship.
The ship pulled along side Dingoâ€s ship.

??? pirate captain: “Prepare to board men! He bellowed. “PILLAGE!�

HD: “Alright, all done.� he said relieved “Now what was that about pillaging my ship?�

Red Beard: “The names Captain Red beard, scourge of West Blue!� He spat.

HD: “Hmmm thatâ€s nice, Iâ€m a pirate too.â€? he said lazily, Dingo then pulled a rope that unfurled his sail.

Red Beard: “Great Poseidon's beard! He tried to deceive us into thinking he wasnâ€t a pirate. Heâ€s worse than DON KRIEG!â€? he said aghast .

HD: ‘Who said I wasnâ€t a pirate? Youâ€re the perverts that where trying to see me take a leak.â€?

Red Beard: “Uhhh enough talk you lil†barnacle, weâ€ll be taking yer treasure now!â€?

HD: ‘Why the hell do you talk like that?�

Red Beard: “I needed a gimmick...�

There was complete silence save for the gentle lull of the ocean and a few chattering gulls.

HD: “You wouldnâ€t want my treasure. Its far more valuable than jewels or gold. But its only this valuable to me. To you or any other pirate its junk.â€? He Grinned

HD: “Understand?�

Captain Red Beard: “...â€? “So youâ€re telling me that this treasure is of UNIMAGINABLE value?â€? He yelled.

HD: “uhhh� Dingo scrathed his head.

HD: “Say... Iâ€ve just realized this but why is your beard so crappy?â€? he said pointed at Red beards Pathetic beard that had been shaved haphazardly.

RB: “It was that bastard Black beard!� he eyes began to glow with a fiery passion.

RB: “It happened at the Annual Beard Summit whil...�

HD: “Thereâ€s a Beard Summit?â€? He said, face lit up ears perking up

RB: “Ha-Yup!� He said, mood changing instantly from angry to happy

RB: “All the Beards are there, Black Beard, Blue Beard, Green Beard, Yellow beard,
Orange Beard, Aquamarine Beard.� He rambled on

RB: “All except White beard though. Not surprised though the ole†bastard never shows, he
always has some lame excuse.� the grizzled man walked across the deck

RB: “This time the excuse was that one of the ships in his fleet was downed by some no-name
pirate crew and a valuable Devil Fruit was stolen.� He said with a laugh

RB: “Like thatâ€d ever happen!â€?

[Forte EXE]

BEAAAAARDS!
This is so funny.

[Anime Master]

I take it the no name was Shanks correct?
Beard Summit? XD!

[Hyper Dingo]

Naa that was Red Beard, it was ??? before he said his name.

[Anime Master]

No I ment who stole the Devil Fruit from White beard.

[normyk]

Good stuff Hyper Dingo! My favorite line: “I needed a gimmick…â€?

[Hyper Dingo]

RB: "Alright I've humored you enough, we're gonna pillage you now dog." he said, a touch of malice in his voice.

Dingo yawned once again.

HD: "Mmmm so.. we're going to have some fun now aren't we?" He said with a grin

RB: "MEN! Up at arms!" He bellowed as he stamped his feet on the deck

A voice issued from below.

Crewmate1: "Awww capt' we've been paddling for days!" the exasperated voice said

Crewmate2: "Yeah, we've run outta rum and the food supply is dwindling."

A look of anger washed over Redbeards face.

RB: "What is this MUTINY!?!" he shouted as he withdrew his pistol and shot at the sky

RB: "No matter, I'll let him take care of it." He said with a smirk

RB: "Hey! Kakera! Get yer ass out here!" he yelled

The door on the main cabin sprung open and out walked a gaunt lanky figure. He looked at Dingo and then at Redbeard. He chuckled.

Kakera: "You called?" he said plainly

HD: "WOW! Is that a real wooden leg?" he exclaimed pointing at Kakera's peg leg

Kakera: “My arenâ€t you the astute one..â€? he said crossing his arms

HD: “Well your crew is just FULL of cliches isnâ€t it?â€? he said with a smirk

Redbeard slammed his fists on the railing.

RB: “Yargh! Thatâ€s it! No more insults, Kakera! Take him down!â€?

HD: “Alright , Not much room on my boat though , Iâ€ll come over there.â€? in a flash he leap over the gap & Redbeard with a backflip.

HD “Lets go.� he struck a battle stance.

[Hyper Dingo]

Originally posted by Anime Master@Jul 5 2005, 08:15 PM
No I ment who stole the Devil Fruit from White beard.
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Actually that was a nod at the One piece RP i'm in. Their crew, the dragon thief crew attacked one of whitebeards ships.

[Hyper Dingo]

ker-bump

[Hyper Dingo]

Dingo began to circle his opponent, sizing him up.

"This could get alittle dicey." He thought to himself. If only he wasn't stuck in his light mode, Damn!

Kakera: "Hoping I'll get dizzy?" he scoffed. He then crouched down a bit and went for a leg sweep using his wooden leg. Dingo gracefully leapt into the air and onto the crow's nest.

HD: "Heh maybe I over did it, no?" he smirked

HD "Hope that wasn't your best shot." Dingo smugly said

Kakera: "Oh don't you worry about that , little puppy." He said rather coolly.

Kakera looked over at Redbeard , the bearded man nodded his head and grinned a malicious grin. Kakera closed his eyes and began to shake.

HD: "What in the..?" He said, entertained. At that moment a plethora of wooden pikes erupted from the bottom of the crows nest. Dingo was now balancing precariously on the rim his crotch inches away from certain death.

HD: "Yipes!" he yipped. He leapt from the crows nest with a back flip just as the pikes burst higher. He now stood face to face with Kakera once more.

HD: "A moment hesitation and I'd of been plucking splinters out of a very delicate area." He said with a nervous laugh.

Kakera: "Keh, you shouldn't have taken me so lightly pup." the gaunt man sneered

HD: "Lemme guess…"

Kakera: "Thats right, I ate the Uddo Uddo Fruit, Iâ€m a Wood man! “

HD: So youâ€re a pseudo Uddo man?â€? he chuckled

RB & Kakera: “ENOUGH JOKES!� they angrily jeered