This is a story that i've started writing. Its set in the One piece Universe and is centered around my one piece OC, Hyper Dingo.
Pre-required reading : The profile of my character: Link
The RedBeard Arc Part 1
Grandline, a clear calm day. Almost too calm, there's barely any wind. Its just one of those days. Somewhere out there on the open sea a sailing sloop has been halted by this lack of wind.
HD: "Damn..why'd the wind have to die down! I've been adrift for two days now." he said rather frustrated. Dingo had been experimenting with his EX pill and had become stuck in his light mode.
HD: "Hmm lets see now…I got stuck like this...five days ago. So if it takes as long as last time to run through my system i'm looking for two more days like this. Hopefully the wind will pick up by then." He took a swig from his water jug.
HD: "Ha! Time to make more sea water!" he said with a mischievous grin. Dingo walked up to the edge of the boat a pulled down his neon green shorts alittle.
HD: â€œThe sooner I get this junk outta my system the better.â€?
And just like some kind of incredible bad luck magnet a foreboding Pirate ship began to slowly pull towards the Lupe.
??? Pirate captain: "Ya-har full speed ahead to that there pleasure cruiser! Weâ€ve caught that monster with itâ€s pants down!â€? The grizzled man yelled.
HD: â€œOh son of a bitch! Just my luck.â€? He said hastily. â€œHold up!â€? He yelled at the approaching ship.
The ship pulled along side Dingoâ€s ship.
??? pirate captain: â€œPrepare to board men! He bellowed. â€œPILLAGE!â€?
HD: â€œAlright, all done.â€? he said relieved â€œNow what was that about pillaging my ship?â€?
Red Beard: â€œThe names Captain Red beard, scourge of West Blue!â€? He spat.
HD: â€œHmmm thatâ€s nice, Iâ€m a pirate too.â€? he said lazily, Dingo then pulled a rope that unfurled his sail.
Red Beard: â€œGreat Poseidon's beard! He tried to deceive us into thinking he wasnâ€t a pirate. Heâ€s worse than DON KRIEG!â€? he said aghast .
HD: â€˜Who said I wasnâ€t a pirate? Youâ€re the perverts that where trying to see me take a leak.â€?
Red Beard: â€œUhhh enough talk you lilâ€ barnacle, weâ€ll be taking yer treasure now!â€?
HD: â€˜Why the hell do you talk like that?â€?
Red Beard: â€œI needed a gimmick...â€?
There was complete silence save for the gentle lull of the ocean and a few chattering gulls.
HD: â€œYou wouldnâ€t want my treasure. Its far more valuable than jewels or gold. But its only this valuable to me. To you or any other pirate its junk.â€? He Grinned
Captain Red Beard: â€œ...â€? â€œSo youâ€re telling me that this treasure is of UNIMAGINABLE value?â€? He yelled.
HD: â€œuhhhâ€? Dingo scrathed his head.
HD: â€œSay... Iâ€ve just realized this but why is your beard so crappy?â€? he said pointed at Red beards Pathetic beard that had been shaved haphazardly.
RB: â€œIt was that bastard Black beard!â€? he eyes began to glow with a fiery passion.
RB: â€œIt happened at the Annual Beard Summit whil...â€?
HD: â€œThereâ€s a Beard Summit?â€? He said, face lit up ears perking up
RB: â€œHa-Yup!â€? He said, mood changing instantly from angry to happy
RB: â€œAll the Beards are there, Black Beard, Blue Beard, Green Beard, Yellow beard,
Orange Beard, Aquamarine Beard.â€? He rambled on
RB: â€œAll except White beard though. Not surprised though the oleâ€ bastard never shows, he
always has some lame excuse.â€? the grizzled man walked across the deck
RB: â€œThis time the excuse was that one of the ships in his fleet was downed by some no-name
pirate crew and a valuable Devil Fruit was stolen.â€? He said with a laugh
RB: â€œLike thatâ€d ever happen!â€?