Just something I came up with while not doing anything.
-The Strawmat Pirates- [Strawhat]
Lunkey D. Moffy (Ate the Rubber Band)
Bolonoah Silo (Uses Three Sorting Style)
Naomi (Doodles)
Pooslap (Assassin)
Sandjers (Burns things)
Bony Bony Hopper (Eats Bumbo Balls)
Rico Nobin (Reads books)
Flaky (Beats his chest and roars)
Book (Corner lamp)
-The Far East Blew- [East Blue]
Red Hair Shankit [Shanks]
Mold Codger
Booger the Clown [Buggy the Clown]
Captain Goodbye-Kitty [Kuro]
Dome Creek [Don Krieg]
Was-short [Arlong]
Lungcancerman [Smoker]
Shiggy [Tashigi]
-The Brand Sign- [Grand Line]
Perverse Mountain [Reverse Mountain]
Locust, Keeper of the Twin Creeps Lighthouses and his whale Baboon [Crocus and Laboon]
Mr. Wine [Mr. 9]
Miss Doomsday (actually Princess Bibi of Mason kingdom and her pet duck Noclue) [Miss Wednesday, Vivi, Carue]
-Wispy Geek- [Whisky Peak]
Mr. Hate (Calls himself Chigga'rapboy, real name is Chiggaram) [Mr. 8, Igarappoi, Igaram]
Miss Funday [Miss Monday]
The Unmentionables (Mr. Still Underage and Miss Pieday) [The Unluckies, Mr. 13, Miss Friday]
Mr. Jive [ Mr. 5]
Miss Bring-your-children-to-work Day [Miss Valentine's Day]
-Big Spit of Land with Grass and Trees- [Little Garden]
Roddy and Grobby the Giant Midgits [ Dorry and Broggy]
Mr. Pee [ Mr. 3]
Miss Silvermonth [Miss Goldenweek]
-Percussion Land- [Drum Island]
Waldonbooks [Dalton]
Dr. Eureka [Kureha]
Dr. Hugaduck [Hiruluk]
Maypole [Wapol]
Checkers [Chess]
White Sea Cucumber [Kuromarimo]
-Mason- [Alabasta]
Mr. Shoe Bon Bon Concrete [Mr. 2 Bon Clay]
Portly D. Jack [Portgaz D. Ace]
Yowza and His Little Dog Too [Kohza and Toto]
Chalk-One-Up and What-the-Hell [Chaka and Pell]
King Covert [King Cobra]
Mr. Snore [Mr. 4]
Miss Happy Hannukah [Miss Merry Christmas]
Mr. Bun [Mr. 1]
Miss Hangoverafternewyears [Miss Doublefinger]
Mr. Beer-o (actually King Alligator, one of the Sever Fodder of the Sea, is now retired) [Mr. 0, Sir Crocodile]
Miss All-That (Actually Rico Nobin) [Miss All-Sunday]
Mr. Levened [Mr. 7]
Miss Grandparent's Day [Miss Father's Day]
Captain Brina [Hina]
Jenga [Jango]
Ablebodied [Fullbody]
-Block Town- [Mock Town]
Gong-on-You [Bellamy]
Barkeep [Sarquiss]
Grand Marshall D. Bleach (actually Blackened Toast, one of the Sever Fodder of the Sea) [Marshall D. Teach]
Mexico Man [Jesus Burgess]
Lives-in-a-Van-with-a-Logger [Van Auger]
LaFitness [Lafitte]
What's-Up-Doc and His Horse [Doc Q and Stronger]
Donut Grasshopper [Montblanc Cricket]
MAH-SEE-RAH and SHOW-JOE [Masira and Shoujo]
Knocked-in-the-Head Stream
Don Pachino Don't-regret-nothin' (one of the Sever Fodder of the Sea) [Donquixote Doflamingo]
Haroldand Kumar (one of the Sever Fodder of the Sea) [Bartholomew Kuma]
SonGoku and his sidekick Muttly [Sengoku and goat]
The Urusei [The Gorosei]
-Cloudy Park- [Skypeia]
Pudgy-Yeah [Pagaya]
Snow White [Conis]
Gun-foo [Ganfall]
Pierre (He shouldn't have come; he's flirting with danger)
Windshield Wiper [Wyper]
Lack-Of [Laki]
Eye-sore [Aisa]
Brahmabuddy [Braham]
Sat-Oreo [Satori]
Sure-as [Shura]
Get-dat-soup [Gedatsu]
Comb (and his dog Homely) [Ohm and Holy]
Tamiflu [Eneru]
Donut Orlando [Montblanc Norland]
Caligula [Kalgara]
-Wee Ring- [Long Ring Long Land]
Boxxy the Silver Boxx [Foxy]
Ferrari [Porche]
Big Mac [Hamburg]
Pickled [Pickles]
Big Bunny [Big Bun]
Admiral Yawildkid'ja [Aokiji]
-Butler 7- [Water 7]
Kooktop (with her granddaughter Jiminy and her pet Ghandi) [Kokoro, Chimney, Gonbe]
Bergermeister [Iceberg]
Pauly Shore [Paulie]
Grouthead [Tilestone]
Tomly Lululala [Peeply Lulu]
Peewee and Moss [Kiwi and Mozu]
DON!!!!!!!!!! [Tom]
-NES Slovenly- [Enies Lobby]
Onesie [Wanze]
Jared (He went) [Jerry]
Porterhouse [T-Bone]
The Organization PP9 [CP9]
Spandex [Spandam]
Bob Poochi [Rob Lucci]
Pomodoro [Kumadori]
Caligraphy [Karifa]
Jambalaya [Jyabura]
Cuckoo [Kaku]
Barney [Fukorou]
Blue Nose [Bleuno]
Nero (He fiddled)
Vice Admiral Derp [Garp]
-Filler Back- [Thriller Bark]
Hilton [Hildon]
Dr. Boghack [Hogback]
Cinderella [Cindry]
Slalom Abs [Absalom]
Geico Morte (one of the Sever Fodder of the Sea) [Gecko Moria]
Load'a Crap [Lola]
Per-Owned and her Blunder Garden [Perona]
Odd [Oz]
The Husky Bros. [Risky Bros.]
Roomba [Ryuuma]
-Shabouncy Is-da-lands- [Sabaody Archipelago]
Babbugg [Pappugg]
Keimihamiha [Camie]
Shelly Duval and the Roomy Life Blighters [Duval]
The Cess-filled Flagons [Celestial Dragons]
Useless Kidd [Eustace Kidd]
Lady-Killer [Killer]
The Failsafe Bra (and Beebo, the breakdancing bear) [Trafalgar Law]
Beige Cap [Capone]
Bonney Lass [Jewelry Bonney]
V Lake [Drake]
Rouge [Urouge]
Jim Hawkins [Basil Hawkins]
Scratch Dat Poopoo [Scratchman Apoo]
Shakey [Shakky]
O RLY [Rayleigh]
Admiral Keysarelost [Kizaru]
Scent o' Varroom [Sentoumaru]
Warmongers [Pacifistas]
-Nile Weed- [Amazon Lily]
Python Boondock (one of the Seven Fodder of the Sea) [Boa Hancock]
Granny NO [Elder Nyon]
-Breakit Down- [Impel Down]
Hankieball [Hannyabal]
Pizzahut [Domino]
Salsbury [Saldeath]
Shady-chan [Sadi-chan]
Mag-lite [Magellan]
Jimbo (one of the Sever Fodder of the Sea) [Jimbei]
Evenstevens (leader of Nocommentland and the Nocomments) [Ivankov]
Inasmuch [Inazuma]
Shiritori [Shiryuu]
-Marine Bedpan- [Marine Headquarters]
Admiral Macarena [Akainu]
Height Beer (real name is Edwar D. Elric) [Whitebeard]
First Division Commander X-Marks-the-Spot [Marco]
Third Division Commander Jobs [Joz]
"Giant Whirlpoop Spyed-on-her" Squab [Squad]
