When you wipe your ass after a satisfying shit in the toilet, do you fold the paper before wiping, or do you just crumple it?
I'm a folder, and I have high hopes for this thread.
Folder or Crumpler?
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Request for a ban?
Because it sure looks like it.
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This post is deleted!
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It's just that most people here have agreed to bash every thread that's not relevant to their interests. You won't get far with it. And moderators are sure to lock it, for the sake of being "fair".
Just for the record, where on earth could this thread possibly reach 14 pages?
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Dont be such a prude Mini, personaly i fold and i wouldnt have it any other way.
Im a man who treasures his habits, from how to peel and orange to how i fold my toilet paper i have a set routine for all.
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Oh, I'm not trying to be a prude. Just stating the facts.
Anyways, I'm a bit of a crumpler. Hehe.
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too much information
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It's just that most people here have agreed to bash every thread that's not relevant to their interests. You won't get far with it. And moderators are sure to lock it, for the sake of being "fair".
Just for the record, where on earth could this thread possibly reach 14 pages?
a prude and a pessimist…
You crumplers are an odd bunch.
But I'll admit that i'm a bit of both. I've got my technique down to a science. I fold the amount i'll use, then i'll crumple it a bit to provide a little extra resistance (works great why you have to use crummy, cheap TP).
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….................Crumpler
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This is now a thread about stool types
Type 7's are the worst.
Typically I've usually been a type 5er with the occasional 4.
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What about the secret 8th type? Violent Spray Mist.
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What about after an unsatisfying shit?
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Now a case of to much information would for instance be anything uttered after -Hey i just watched Mr.Hands.
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Now a case of to much information would for instance be anything uttered after -Hey i just watched Mr.Hands.
Mr.Hands is shit compared to SWAP.avi.
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using leaves way back when, must have really sucked.
and I can't stand when people smell like shit, literally, because they didn't wipe enough. I got a friend who smells like this once in a while, and I don't have the heart to tell him "you smell like shit"
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using leaves way back when, must have really sucked.
and I can't stand when people smell like shit, literally, because they didn't wipe enough. I got a friend who smells like this once in a while, and I don't have the heart to tell him "you smell like shit"
What the? How can he smell like shit? Really, I've encountered a lot of smelly people, but none ACTUALLY smelled like poop. :wassat:
Must've sucked.
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I think its funny that MiniLuffy, despie decrying this topic needs to be closed immediatley, has by far posted the most in it.
However, there is already a place for shitty randomness like this. Its called the Naruto thread.
Don't take this there now, its too late for that. And you'd get bashed just as much for starting it there. But still. Just saying. In the future.
And uhm… folder. I guess.
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@robbybevard:
I think its funny that MiniLuffy, despie decrying this topic needs to be closed immediatley, has by far posted the most in it.
However, there is already a place for shitty randomness like this. Its called the Naruto thread.
Don't take this there now, its too late for that. And you'd get bashed just as much for starting it there. But still. Just saying. In the future.
And uhm… folder. I guess.
Noticed that myself. Please don't get the wrong idea.
I guess I'm just.. attracted.. to shitty threads. (note the pun)
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Mr.Hands is shit compared to SWAP.avi.
I'll just take your word for it, ive been traumatized enough for one life time.
using leaves way back when, must have really sucked.
Not as much as using your finger, which some people still do.
As far as i understand it they have one hand they eat with and one hand they wipe with.
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As far as i understand it they have one hand they eat with and one hand they wipe with.
Gold line
Where is the ninja smiley -
What about explosive diarrhoera? What is its classification?
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Fold + Water + Wipe
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I can't believe i just read every post in this thread (So far)….
But i'm a folder, i've never really understood crumpplers.
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Fold + Water + Wipe
You add water to your toilet paper? That's high quality paper you've got there.
How much does it cost?
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If I'm at home, I will dab my tp with a bit of water from the sink, but that requires me to fold more than I'd like to use, typically. I'm a folder through and through though.
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next poll
left hand
right hand
what? masturbate? -
What if someone folds 2 pieces of paper together and then crumples them?
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I'm…..just speechless. But I picked the third option, becuase this thread really freaked me out when I took a gander at it.
You and unique thread ideas Luigi.
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I… don't really keep track of what I do on the toilet?
Ugh, poop types. brb vomiting forever after thinking of explosive diarrhea...
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I wonder if Magellan is a crumpler or folder…
But I think I can speak for all girls when I say we don't use toilet paper at all.
We don't need it since we poop rose petals. Yes, finally the thruth has been told.But what kind of thread is this to begin with? I'm definitely going to think of if the next time I'm on the toilet-seat!
There are a lot more interesting taboos that could have been broken with a pole though, like:What colour do your panties have?
or
Which familymember do you like the less?
or
Should we open another "What pisses you off" thread?
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