I'm very sorry, I couldn't help it
Damn I love narutards!!!!!!!!5uKiXyubTlw
I want to kill. I might kill someone.
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I'm very sorry, I couldn't help it
Damn I love narutards!!!!!!!!5uKiXyubTlw
I want to kill. I might kill someone.
I want to kill. I might kill someone.
I didn't dare to play that monstrosity but even just imagining that kind of BS rap song about awesome Rasengan makes me see red…
eeeek oof kyaaa
WHAR'S SASUKE
Well, at least she wasn't hyped before doing bad. She's just good for medical uses/finding people. Unlike the kages. I agree with Zetsu on this one, Kages aren't shit.
All right, time for gabzillaz's summary of the week
"Battle behind closed doors" or "Mizukage molests Sasuke and Madara goes to the Kagecon."
- Mizukage tells Sasuke she is going to molest him before killing him.
- Karin is not pleased.
- Chou-chan is so freaking cute.
- Ok, Naruto News needs new resources.
- Chou-chan is going to protect Mrs. Robinson the Mizukage no matter what.
- Mizukage tells the Tsuchikage to leave if the only thing he is going to do is complain and look like Gimli.
- Tsuchikage: >(
- Mizukage uses Spit no Jutsu.
- Karin: Gross
- Sasuke uses his Absolute Defense.
- Karin can jump trees but can't duck and land on her feet. Damn you, Kishi.
- Tsuchikage and bodyguard play Spiderman.
- OMG moar Teamwork.
- Choujuuro has a big sword…hammer... thingy. Who cares, it's super cool.
- Mizukage's hair is long and weird.
- Sasuke is tired. And about to be raeped.
- Karin wonders if Zetsu is really dead.
- Sasuke should know better than using a technique he hasn't perfected when he is facing a bunch of Kages.
- Mizukage: Now we are all alone. >D
- Sasuke: I want my mommy
- Mizukage: I blocked the wall. You can't escape. No way out.
- Mizukage can use all the elements. She is the gorram Avatar.
- Karin: Where in the world is Sasuke?
- Mizukage melts Sasuke's shield with her breath.
- Sasuke is weak and tired and is gonna be pwned.
- Karin notices that Sasuke chakra is disappearing. Duh.
- Mizukage: I hate to melt hot guys, but you will have to die.
- Sasuke: My beautiful skiiiiiin!!11
- Before Mizukage can melt Sasuke, THE BLOB ATTACKS.
- Zetsu is really really creepy.
- Zetsu: SURPRISE BUTTSEX.
- Mizukage & Sasuke: YOU!
- Zetsu: YES, ME. I can't believe nobody noticed my Play Dead no Jutsu. The Kages are a bunch of noobs.
- Zetsu can steal your chakra and look Very Creepy in the process.
- Apparently Zetsu used his jutsu while everybody was distracted by Raikage's manliness.
- Zetsu wants to give Sasuke a hug.
- Sasuke: OH GOD THIS IS SO GROSS WHAT THE F... Oh, my chakra is back! 8D
- Sasuke uses Susanoo.
- Choujuroo: Yikes.
- Karin: OMG SASUKE ARE YOU OKAY?
- Sasuke: totally ignores Karin
- Tsuchikage: Geez, you can't trust women to do the job. Let's get serious.
- So... Akatsuchi uses The Thing to get rid of Zetsu!Blob.
- Kishimoto must really hate Karin.
- Tsuchikage: Tsk, I can't believe you killed Deidara. Nothing against you, but everybody wants you dead, so... I'm gonna kill you.
- Tsuchikage uses... a giant block to smack Sasuke.
- Karin cries. Of course, what else is she going to do in this manga?
- Tsuchikage: You are next.
- Zetsu: GIMME A KISS.
- Choujuuro: GET OFF ME, YOU CREEP.
- I want RaikageGaara Tag Team, please.
- Gaara: Kankurou, save Choujuuro. I'm busy looking Awesome.
- Raikage: Where is Sasuke?
- Tsuchikage: I crushed him.
- Raikage: NOT FAIR >(
- Voice: Stop whining, Sasuke will live to be smacked another day.
- Kages: OMGWTFBBQ
- Karin: SASUKE 8D
- Tobidara: Hello, guys. I'm here to rescue Princess Sasuke and lie to you. And as you are a bunch of fools, you'll probably believe me. 8D
- Major lulz at Sasuke being swept off his feet by Madara. He really is the Princess Peach of this manga.
And yeah, pretty lame chapter, but at least finally maybe this whole stupid arc will be over soon. And then we can just move on to the next stupid arc (sigh)
He really is the Princess Peach of this manga.
Quoted for…
...just fucking being right!
karin 4 nakama
think of what she could bring to the table
karin 4 nakama
think of what she could bring to the table
It's so obvious now, the meat that Luffy eats is Karin, that's why he heals so quickly after eating meat.
emergency food supply?
[EDIT] hahaha! good to see everyone's on the same page!
think of what she could bring to the table
It's so obvious now, the meat that Luffy eats is Karin, that's why he heals so quickly after eating meat.
I see what you did there :ninja:
LOL!!!
I wonder what Karin's resume would look like?
This killed me –> "Tsuchikage and bodyguard play Spiderman"
I wonder what Karin's resume would look like?
Good at doing nothing, getting sucked on and have fetish for metro emo guys.
That summary is full of win.
Karin will fall for Naruto she likes guys with big chakra…
I wonder what Karin's resume would look like?
XX06-XX10: Attended Ninja School. Whined like a bitch and failed.
XX10-XX16: Worked for Orochimaru. Got assigned some ambiguous and meaningless position. Whined like a bitch and failed.
XX16-Current: Worked for Uchiha Sasuke. Made numerous unsuccessful attempts at hitting on my employer. Got in fights with people infinitely more awesome and powerful than me. Healed employer by allowing him to bite my arm. Got worst fanservice shot in the history of Jump magazine. Whined like a bitch and failed.
Gabzillaz's summary of the week actually makes this chapter look cooler then it really is
If only Kishimoto was able to do something like that
But fear not for Super Mario will go to the rescue of Princess Sasuke
Don't lose the next episode will Super Mario save Princess Sasuke from becoming a complete emo and start cutting herself or will Super Mario actually help in the cutting process
this chapter was entertaining looks like zetsu used his photosynthesis powers to revive saucegay
A cube, he threw him a goddamn cube! And it wasn't even a dark cube of darkness, it was just a regular cube, a REGULAR cube!
It just proves how weak glossy black really is… A decent opponent would be pyramid worthy to say the least. With its triangular surfaces converging into sharp deadly points! That would've hurt! A cube just makes me laugh...
! The edges have been protected for your own safety. DO NOT TRY TO TOUCH IT! PYRAMIDS ARE WELL KNOWN AS THE WORLDS NUMBER ONE MEMBER AMPUTATION CAUSE
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The chapter wasn’t that bad but I have to stop looking at the spoilers because lately I’m not feeling any excitement when I read the chapters of this arc, Raikage has been awesome but apart from that we have been seeing the same things too many times, Sasuke is using the same jutsus ever since he arrived to kill Danzou, and to make it worse all of these fights ended up being interrupted. I think Sasuke was used to introduce the Kage’s fighting style, they’ll probably have their own big fights later in the next war.
Did someone say Princess Sasuke?
http://www.drunkduck.com/supahnariobros/index.php?p=54175
Found this and had to post it here,it's not pizza or 80's cartoons, so…http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80766759/
A cube, he threw him a goddamn cube! And it wasn't even a dark cube of darkness, it was just a regular cube, a REGULAR cube!
It just proves how weak glossy black really is… A decent opponent would be pyramid worthy to say the least. With its triangular surfaces converging into sharp deadly points! That would've hurt! A cube just makes me laugh...
Don't underestimate cubes!
He really is the Princess Peach of this manga.
Did someone say Princess Sasuke?
But fear not for Super Mario will go to the rescue of Princess Sasuke
…You were ALL asking for it.
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LOL Sasuke gets his ass beat again. I still confused how someone he keeps getting owned can be Kishi Fav. The five Kages didn't show all their jutsus. LOL at Tobi telling stories.
…You were ALL asking for it.
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Thank God I just woke up and still have that groggy feeling. Otherwise I could have lost my sanity.
What is this sanity thing you are talking about? Can you eat it? Omnomnomnomnom.
I'm pretty sure if you could eat your sanity, you've pretty much lost it.
Watch eating sanity be a power in Naruto.
Oh no :< I didn't even realize. Pity. Oh well. It probably tasted like chicken like most things do.
You know…that would be a very cool power. Cooler than, lets say, Hax Eyez.
Cthulhu can eat sanity :ninja: .
I'm pretty sure if you could eat your sanity, you've pretty much lost it.
Watch eating sanity be a power in Naruto.
That's a pretty cool power. Too bad Kishimoto would muck it up.
Isn't that like in Soul Eater.
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE CUBE.
I'm still in a dream.
Snake Eater.
and now for your daily break from narubo
you cannot unwatch
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Anyone remember this show?
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@dirt:
and now for your daily break from narubo
you cannot unwatch
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"You are curiously… attractive for a fishman."
For some reason I feel nothing after watching this. Hmm…Is this the numb before the shock? lol The numb before the shock. Nice one. insert hysterical laughter
"LETS MUZZLE 'EM!"
Road Rovers was awesome. Incredibly catchy theme song, funny dialouge, fun powers, but its also really easy to see why it didn't make it to a second season, it was a little out there. (Much like Freakazoid and Earthworm Jim) You know you're doing something right when you have an extended song number censored and cut from all future airings after being played just once.
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Also the opening credits had two or three variant editions too, they said different things between the musical bits.
And the Darkstalkers games were great. I was an unholy god with Talbain, (the werewolf)I could not be beat with him. I did things with air combos the game was not designed to deal with. And simply WALKING under fireballs was great fun too.
@dirt:
and now for your daily break from narubo
you cannot unwatch
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I'd rather sit through an interview with Dennis Pennis then suffer this again.
"Please go…you..promised me..." "I NEVER MADE YOU ANY STUPID PROMISE!"
Okay, Nostalgia Critic NEEDS to do Darkstalkers now.
you've given me no choice….
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and now for your daily break from narubo
you cannot unwatch
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@Maes:
Anyone remember this show?
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I love this thread.
Okay, Nostalgia Critic NEEDS to do Darkstalkers now.
I concur most heartily.
I love this thread.
Ditto.
Oh, and the Darkstalkers video was awesome. I have to admit the "Well, that leaves us out" line was genuinely funny.
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/7851/76221404785e4e5a67c.jpg
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE CUBE.
Cubes are evil…you could have learned that from Jim Henson. (look up a film he made called "The Cube"...the clip I saw of it was weird)
Oh, there are spoilers out...and their hilarious
! "Eye of the Moon Plan" essentially goes like this: there was originally a Ten Tails (yeah…did we need that?) and the Sage of the Six Paths "defeated it" by sealing the power in himself, creating the moon to put it's body in and, when he died, split the Ten Tails Power into the other nine Jinchuuriki. Madara's ultimate plan = reunite the power of the nine to create the ten-tails power again, turn himself into a Jinchuuriki, create an "ultimate Tsukiyomi" on the moon, and brainwash the entire world to obey him, thereby stopping all war and ruling over all of them.
! (pauses...starts chuckling...turns into a guffaw...then laughs hysterically) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...yep, he's finally lost it...no, not Madara, Kishi.
! Oh...and there's something about Sakura going to Iron country with Kiba and Lee...
Naruto loses fox power.
Naruto uses his heart(sasuke) to beat moon-madara.
Naruto and sasuke live glossily ever after.
@Tokoro:
Cubes are evil…you could have learned that from Jim Henson. (look up a film he made called "The Cube"...the clip I saw of it was weird)
Oh, there are spoilers out...and their hilarious
! "Eye of the Moon Plan" essentially goes like this: there was originally a Ten Tails (yeah…did we need that?) and the Sage of the Six Paths "defeated it" by sealing the power in himself, creating the moon to put it's body in and, when he died, split the Ten Tails Power into the other nine Jinchuuriki. Madara's ultimate plan = reunite the power of the nine to create the ten-tails power again, turn himself into a Jinchuuriki, create an "ultimate Tsukiyomi" on the moon, and brainwash the entire world to obey him, thereby stopping all war and ruling over all of them.
! (pauses...starts chuckling...turns into a guffaw...then laughs hysterically) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...yep, he's finally lost it...no, not Madara, Kishi.
! Oh...and there's something about Sakura going to Iron country with Kiba and Lee…
! …''country with Kiba and Lee…'' There is still hope
...
Oh Kishi, you're always doing your best to reunite my head with my desk, aren't you?
hahahahahaha xD sooo bad xD