kishi's attempt at fanservice
none of Kishi's women look like women
except for maybe uh … ah, nope, I can only think of two - Hinata and Tsunade
one of 'em's old though and the other's a fatty
kishi's attempt at fanservice
none of Kishi's women look like women
except for maybe uh … ah, nope, I can only think of two - Hinata and Tsunade
one of 'em's old though and the other's a fatty
Kishi's specialty is boys.
Karin is ok.
So his fanservice is showing a bellybutton?
I like the susanoo design for some reason, better than that poorly drawn Tengu
@dirt:
none of Kishi's women look like women
except for maybe uh … ah, nope, I can only think of two - Hinata and Tsunade
one of 'em's old though and the other's a fatty
Which is a shame, because in the right hands they can look quite feminine.
!
But yeah, the "Cave-in of Hatred" line made me LOL. That is so dumb. What's nnext, his fist of hatred? His right step of hatred? His blink of hatred?
Also, eww at Jugo's Cell powers.
proof that we need to get a fan to write a better story, and another fan to finish drawing the manga
win-win???
@dirt:
proof that we need to get a fan to write a better story, and another fan to finish drawing the manga
win-win???
What if they start to mess up?
Naruto has fan(s) now?
Is the advent of juju15 upon us?
@dirt:
none of Kishi's women look like women
except for maybe uh … ah, nope, I can only think of two - Hinata and Tsunade
one of 'em's old though and the other's a fatty
haku ?
Wasn't Haku a boy? o3o
Wasn't Haku a boy? o3o
Was he? XD
Anyway, here's gabzillaz's summary for the week.
Chapter 465
"Attack on the Summit" or "Sasuke gets a Mecha. Hilarity ensues."
- Gaara can't believe the mecha is called Susanoo.
(Note: in my country, there is a celebrity called Susana Gimenez who has a Talk show. Her male assistants are the "Susanos". You can understand why I can't stop laughing everytime I read that name in the manga.)- Temari also knows about the MS. I'm convinced Tobidara has a Facebook profile.
- Kankurou: Uchihas have more tricks than Batman's Utility Belt. I'm sure Sasuke has some Shark Repelent Sharingan in case he fights Kisame.
- Shii: Darui and company, if you could please get away from the Giant Skeletor in Flames.
- Kishimoto wants to remind you that an Evil Aura of Evilness surrounds Sasuke.
- Sasuke has an Evil Smirk of Evil on his face.
- Skeletor bashes the pillars.
- Temari: D:
- Gaara: D:
- Raikage: D<
- Born in Hatred, where will this Implacable Hatred turn now? Ok, this is getting redundant.
- Rocks fall… you know the rest.
- Samuraitroopers: Daaaaaaamn
- Suigetsu: WTF. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT
- Juugo D:
- Sasuke saves Karin from the rocks... and before you can see this as OMG romantic, he drops her like she is bad news.
- Karin looks cute, though.
- Sasuke: Have you find Danzou?
- Karin: Just when I thought he was saving me because I'm a hot piece of ass... Yeah, I did.
- Sasuke: LEAD ME TO HIM
- Karin: But... Suigetsu and Juugo?
- Excuse me while I squeal at Karin caring about somebody that is not Sasuke.
- Sasuke: I AM EVIL, I DON'T CARE. Yes, I cared when we fought Killerbee but now Kishimoto wants to show you how EVIL I am, so...
- Karin wonders what the heck is going on with Sasuke. You know something is up when the characters notice another character is being OOC.
- Pft, heavy rocks are nothing for Raikage's Fist. See? I told you he didn't need two arms.
- Gaara uses his Sand parasol to shield his comrades.
- Raikage: MUST SMASH SASUKE'S HEAD.
- Gaara: What would Naruto do?
- Naruto would probably pant scream Sasuke's name.
- Suigetsu: Being made of water has so many advantages.
- Poor battered and kinda sexy looking Juugo.
- Juugo uses the life juice of the samuraitropper to heal himself.
MEANWHILE IN THE MEETING OF MEETINGS.- Ao notices Sasuke has arrived.
- Above? Is it a squirrel? No. Is it a Spider? Ye... I mean, no. It's...
- CEILING SASUKE.
- Sasuke: >(
- Danzou: :/
- Mifune attacks Sasuke.
- Meanwhile Danzou escapes. He knows better than to face a very Pissed and Evil Sasuke.
- Ao: OH NO YOU DON'T, BITCH.
- Mizukage: Don't chase him too far. It's almost time for dinner.
- Tsuchikage: My hips don't lie. You handle the kid, I'll watch.
- Sasuke: Karin, make yourself useful!
- Karin: Yes, master.
- Not so fast, Kiddo.
- Shoutakage: Akatsuki violated my country. So now I'm gonna raep you. You are not wearing an Akatsuki cloak, but I'm going to blame you anyway. 8D
- Shoutakage thinks Sasuke is hot.
- Sasuke: Don't interfere.
- Mizukage: SHOW TIME.
EPIC RAEP FACE IS EPIC.
Anybody else feels like this is a game and Sasuke is going through every Kage Level till he gets to the Final Boss?
Gaara: What would Naruto do?
Naruto: Well, I'll pull out my book "The Mining Ninja" and create a cave-in of LOVE.
Hee. Gabzillas summary is awesome again. Yes, definatley going to become a permanent weekly fixture here, I think.
Had I known that was going to come up, I wouldn't have bothered hunting this down to start conversation.
Inspired by captain hypersock.
Describe Candle Jack he
As you can see, speaking or merely typing the name of this Freakazoid villain will result in the speaker being abducted by said villain. Thus sentences tend to abruptly end when Candle Jack's name is spo
Got you.
A notable villain in that he had very few appearances, but was so memorable that everyone remembers the one where everyone said "Candle Jack and
You guys just aren't that bright, are you?
For those of you who came here actually looking for information, not in-jokes, that guy is a villain from the cartoon Freakazoid. He looks a little bit like the Batman villain, the Scarecrow, or the Ben 10 alien Ghostfreak, a bit like Oogie Boogie, and kind of like the Pokemon Darkrai. He's pretty creepy for a children's cartoon. He only showed up in two episodes; in the first he would kidnap and tie up anyone who said his name, much to the annoyance of the hero, and in the second he spent the majority of the episode scaring Professor Jones. Memetic Mutation has popularized the Candle Jack abduc
Also, he doesn't even seem to even try to abduct any bystanders in the vicinity unless they say his name, making You-Know-Who (Ha! Gotcha, Candle Jack!) actually not so bad aft Yoink!
In the original toons nobody got kidnapped in the middle of a sentence, but that's really the only way to make the joke funny. (Your Mileage May Vary) Though the general rule is that he's nice enough to hit Submit for you on the way out.
Might as well be polite.
Perhaps more mystifying is the fellow's reaction time - in fact, his reaction at all - to inaudible references. Even if, for the sake of argument, he had supernatural hearing to the point of awareness of his name being spoken anywhere on the planet, typing generally sounds like typing regardless of the keys pressed. One wonders, then, why there is any reaction to this particular combination of ten letters (or eleven characters for those who choose to insert a space between the two component parts of the name) when typed.
…err...well...
Also, while Candle Jack is fast to kidnap people, one must wonder how people don't even type fast enough to get in their entire sentence, or why other tropers don't finish the sentence for the original editors, Rule Of Funny perha… ...fooled you didn't I? I'm still he
Don't try to get clever with me.
Oddly enough, on Game FAQs, there seems to be a bit of Serious Business on whether Candle Jack deletes your signature or just lea Another possibility is that the Trope Namer himself is just editing out half the sentence before he leaves, for his own enjoyment. Really it's impossible to know, unless you're dumb enough to say his name. Oh yes, and incidentally, if you ever run into one who kidnaps people in the middle of saying his name, it's a fake. Seriously. Other ways you can avoid abduction is to censor his name, give him a clever nickname, hire the services of Chuck Norris, Gene Hunt or Ziva David or end the paragraph you're writing with the words "Candle Jack" What most people don't realize is that you can cheat him. All you have to do is just say his name at the end of sentence and paragraph. You see, if you still have words to say, that gives him enough time to show up and abduct you. By the ending the sentence/paragraph, you give yourself just enough time to escape. And that's how I slew this ancient meme and cheated Candle Jack Wait a second. You didn't beat it at all, there's no period at the end, which may mean Candle Jack kidnapped y
I'm going to need a lot more rope.
Seriously, if you actually see someone complete their sentence after saying his name, it's a full six-pack in the drinking game. And now, before you go, we would like to offer up a moment of silence for all of the brave, foolish Tropers who have been lost to us in the creation of this article. …Okay, silence over, everyone can go home now. Just remember not to say Candle Jack unless you desire to be kidna You see, the whole reason that this meme is popular is that lots of people attempt to be funny by making long paragraphs in which it seems like the name of the ever-popular villain will show up, but they manage to avoid it at the last minute. This then becomes an epic fail for the person, and they are never going to give you up, never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye. They're never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. It is because of paragraphs like these that are composed entirely of filler that Candle Jack is so popular, and so many pe Hey, Candle Jack, I have somebody◊ I'd like you to mee Ow. Now I have a headache, dammit.
So, gabzillaz is argentinan (sp). Anyone who frecuents Deviant Art could invite her here?
She also reads Soul Eater, with Hilarious results.
I remember that Freakazoid episode! Candlejack is one of my favorite gags in that sho
everyone's cuter than Sakura
sadly even Karin is
Haku, Sai and Deidara… still some of the best looking girls in the series.
But yeah, Freakazoid was a great show, it deserved far more than the meager 2 seasons, 26 episodes it got. A lot more. From the first episode with Freakazoid going to the prom to fight Caveguy and chewing out the girls that rejected his alter ego, to Lobe having big glitzy musical numbers... and obviously the Candle Jack episode was pretty inspi
Candle Jack can't stop me from finishing my sentences.
Candle Jack can't stop me from finishing my sentences.
Ah, but you're kidnapped now all the same, aren't you? I guess you're going by show rules. Sentances never got cut in the show, but really the only way to make the Candle Jack joke work in print is to cu
How considerate of Candle Jack to hit ''submit'' on his wa
One must wonder about Candle Jack's ability to be able to tell the difference between the sound of people typing his name and the normal sounds of typing. In fact I think this whole thing is bullsh
Who is this Candle Jack you spe
In Mexico he was called "El Merodeador", damn dubbing it confuses me now so mu
Oh, the animaniacs and freakzoid used the venezuelan dub, but I seem to remember the names of the villians, The Lobe was something like "La Mente" the mind, Queen cobra was translated literaly, Caveman literaly also, Longhorns CachosLargos almost literaly, but a more coloquial form to say horns, Invisivo stayed the same, == Gutierrez, but I seem to remember that they didn't translate Candle Jack 's na
@Weto:
In Mexico he was called "El Merodeador", damn dubbing it confuses me now so mu
wow, the joke's actually funny in spanish
Hrm. Its sort of like how Gundam has that universal self destruct code. Regardless of how powerful or elite you are, and no matter the context, you immediatley blow up if you say "It's a Gundam!" Strange but tr
…Anyone got a glue? We need to put Robby back together...Some gum will do the job too.
there's only one way to get Robby back. I've been there… it's not too bad.
But this Candlejack thing is getting really out of con
Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls.
nomnom
liver pâté
Nice chapter, mizukage is all of a sudden unattractive and I was hoping for Sasuke to do something else to Karin when she was in his susanoo hand, darn.
Oh and no Naruto this chapter, maybe t….. wait, Gaara fucking looks up to him.
Oh and why did Aizen kill Halley Berry?
@Fiasco.:
Oh and why did Aizen kill Halley Berry?
The Espada weren't strong enough for him like he thought they were. Proving that he wasted hundreds of chapters to put as back to where we were at the end of the Soul Society Arc except for the addition of Vaizards.
That Candl…err character seems so creepy, odd that I didn't knew about him until now. Have any of you watched the cartoon about the Ghostbusters? There was a frightful ghost/demon called Boogieman that hid in your closet and fed from your fear, the more you were afraid the more powerful he became or something. Ugh I still remember the nightmares (I'm such a wimp ). Here's a picture:
He seems funny now though.
On another note, this is the first time that Juugo distinguished himself in my opinion; by next week he'll be forgotten once again.
Next week, Juugo will evolve to his perfect form by absorbing a distracted Suigetsu with his extendable slurpee straw!
you know I think if Candle jack was to be put into nar
That Candl…err character seems so creepy, odd that I didn't knew about him until now. Have any of you watched the cartoon about the Ghostbusters? There was a frightful ghost/demon called Boogieman that hid in your closet and fed from your fear, the more you were afraid the more powerful he became or something. Ugh I still remember the nightmares (I'm such a wimp ). Here's a picture:
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l228/parkplant/96d3b69e.jpg
He seems funny now though.
Woah it's been ten years or something but I still remember that episode and that guy scared the shit out of me!
I even remember exactly how he sounds like.
All my old childhood traumata are coming back now!
Don't know why but some Disney movies made me feel VERY uncomfortable as a child, too. Bambi and Snowwhite had some freaky scenes for instance.
But my ultimate nightmare fuel is this.
Yes, only this screenshot is enough to give me the terror of my life.
This is what I'd see if it stare directly into Saucegay's Sharingan.
Candlejack has no chance, unless he's actually Tim Curry in disg
I did not like the movie IT outside of Pennywise. The novel was so much better.
Tim Curry did do the part wonderfully.
yah know, Tim Curry is just awesome
But my ultimate nightmare fuel is this.
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/it-pennywise-basement.jpg
Yes, only this screenshot is enough to give me the terror of my life.
This is what I'd see if it stare directly into Saucegay's Sharingan.
Candlejack has no chance, unless he's actually Tim Curry in disg
Tim Curry did do the part wonderfully.
yah know, Tim Curry is just awesome
inhales exhales inhales exhales
You'll have to forgive me, I'm hyperventilating right now, but yes I do agree that Pennywise is the scariest motherfucker I've ever seen and Tim Curry did an excellent job (too good a job) at making him the scariest motherfucker I've ever seen. I have to be careful not to think about him as I go to sleep or else I'm up half the night.
Ya know he really is…
He even became a tranny before genderbending was fashionable.
C'mon, you know you'd hit it!
I DEFINITELY would…
inhales exhales inhales exhales
You'll have to forgive me, I'm hyperventilating right now, but yes I do agree that Pennywise is the scariest motherfucker I've ever seen and Tim Curry did an excellent job (too good a job) at making him the scariest I've ever seen. I have to be careful not to think about him as I go to sleep or else I'm up half the night.
Welcome to the club… Here have a paperboat. I like to play with them on rainy days. It helps me relax... Wanna join me?
And I also have those nice balloons for you, Nobodyman! Look, how they float!:ninja:
Is this Spart
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Ya know he really is…
He even became a tranny before genderbending was fashionable.C'mon, you know you'd hit it!
I DEFINITELY would…
Oh I would SO hit that~<3 Tim Curry is too epic for words.
And my! This thread was Candle-Jacked by Sasu
Lesbians :happy:
Tim Curry is quite awesome, but I wouldn't hit that… sober
Oh I would SO hit that~<3 Tim Curry is too epic for words.
^^When he looks like this too? He's awesome though, his voice is so seductive…
New thread title!
Omg that killed me! But it doesn't matter what you got on the outside ;D It's the inside that matters! And that bloody seductive voice AND evil grin <3
Awesome new thread title. I'm sure Candlejack's getting pretty annoying at coming to this thr