It's asuma, the jonin that did nothing in naruto besides filler arcs, but now is dead.
I know, I was kidding. But he does looks a bit like Basch Fon Rosenberg from Final Fantasy 12.
He was revived and is just hiding out though.
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Tobi's Tank Turns Twenty Tomorrow Discussion!!? VI
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You know what? Well, you probably do, but I'll say it anyways for my own smug satisfaction.
Mangekyo Sharingan makes NO FUCKDAMN SENSE.
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ok kishimoto really needs to rewrite this series and leave the entire uchiha bs out.
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ok kishimoto really needs to rewrite this series and leave the entire uchiha bs out.
do you really think that will solve this series problems although it would make it a lot better than it is now with out naruto's Sasuke whining, sasuke's emo bitching and half those stupid eye magic tricks gone….. wait maybe this is the main problem oh my god..... oh wait there's still naruto saying believe it a fucking million times never mind
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what happened to rock lee and gai????????
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what happened to rock lee and gai????????
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you weren't talking to me were you if so i must protest those two are two of the greatest asset of that this manga ever had defiantly my favorite side characters ever except i do really like killer bee and raikage
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So many interesting characters and Naruto never gets to fight one. Raikage would be an awesome guy to fight Naruto since both are physically strong but Sasuke gets them all for himself, hasn’t Kishi realised yet that it’s way unbalanced how in part two Sasuke keeps getting fights one after another while Naruto’s only fight was against Pain? I don’t understand.
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I think that if you took out all of the Uchihas, Naruto would become competent enough to be considered mediocre.
Seriously, though. What is the logical progression in the Sharingan? First stage, they give the bearer supernaturally enhanced eyesight. Fair enough. Second stage, they let you set things aflame with all consuming black fire, torture opponents in an illusionary world that can even change their perception of time and summon a giant samurai spirit. This is the equivalent logical connection:
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I'm going to re-edit the Naruto manga to remove every image of Sasuke, or scene entirely focused around him. For portions of the series that are heavily dependant on Naruto going after Sasuke, (liek the… Recue Sasuke arc...) the phrase "Sasuke" will be replaced with "Konohoa's secret strawberry dacharie recipe". The angst will fall right off and the narrative will be saved.
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Just make Rock Lee the main character.
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Better yet, give the Rock Lee character to some competent manga-ka and let them create a new series around him.
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And I see Juju finally evolved Congratulations
I take this back some retard pressed the B button to cancel evolution :sad:
And it came back with a vengeance (This is all Kishimoto's fault)
Sasuke is a freaking beast. Damn Sasuke should be able to kill Naruto if he has Sasonoo now, but Kishi will make some BS up and make Naruto fight a weaken Sasuke. Sasuke will be weak from using his eye all this time and Naruto will take advantage of that. Sasuke would destroy Luffy now.
I don't know if it was Luffy versus Sasuke it would all depend on what character the writer of the fight is fan of
I came to a really sad conclusion this manga doesn't deserve Rock Lee, Gai or Zabuza for that matter, they should complain to the employment agency that pointed them to Kishimoto
The reason why Sasuke is so Dark right now
He's a cookie lover, he loves munching them
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So many interesting characters and Naruto never gets to fight one. Raikage would be an awesome guy to fight Naruto since both are physically strong but Sasuke gets them all for himself, hasn’t Kishi realised yet that it’s way unbalanced how in part two Sasuke keeps getting fights one after another while Naruto’s only fight was against Pain? I don’t understand.
You're kidding right. First thing naruto is an idiot. Even a combat idiot. The only jutsu he knows his Kage Bunshin and rasengan. Thats it. A right between him in raikage would be him getting his ass kicked until he just unleashes the fox…Naruto is one of the most boring talentless characters in the manga...
narutos fight with pain kage bunshin rasengan and then variations of that...whoaaaaaaa so exciting...
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@robbybevard:
I'm going to re-edit the Naruto manga to remove every image of Sasuke, or scene entirely focused around him. For portions of the series that are heavily dependant on Naruto going after Sasuke, (liek the… Recue Sasuke arc...) the phrase "Sasuke" will be replaced with "Konohoa's secret strawberry dacharie recipe". The angst will fall right off and the narrative will be saved.
[qimg]http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/9863/99409535.jpg[/qimg]Dude, it's daiquiri, not dacharie. Just thought I would be the dick to point that out.
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No, it usually just pokes into other people's business.
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Sasuke and his magic eyeballs. This is very easy to explain.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/A_wizard_did_it
Or not.
Naruto might be an even better gag manga than Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar and Dr. Slump combined.
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Come to the daaark side. We have coookiez :ninja:
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I'm so ashamed. I can't spell dacharie right.
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I came into this thread to let out a rant of epic proportions!
Magical eyes were to be ripped out of their sockets and Kishimotos were to be sued, feathered and tarred!
But now I get cookies and strawberry dacharies!! It's all cool! 'Nom nom slurp slurp
(And yes guys, Dacharies exist! I got the recipe in my vault if you guys wanna try! the secret ingredients are eye socket blood and Gaara tears)!But back to topic: weren't we talking about Star Wars that one time?
Some cool Pixel arts!
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A is for Ackbar.
B is for Boba.
C is for Chewie.
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IT'S A TRAP!
Yarharharhar!
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Communicate with the parlance of sea ruffians day is tomorrow.
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D is for Dooku
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D is for Darth.
E is for Emperor.
and F is for… 4-Lom.
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@Lordzeb121:
You're kidding right. First thing naruto is an idiot. Even a combat idiot. The only jutsu he knows his Kage Bunshin and rasengan. Thats it. A right between him in raikage would be him getting his ass kicked until he just unleashes the fox…Naruto is one of the most boring talentless characters in the manga...
narutos fight with pain kage bunshin rasengan and then variations of that...whoaaaaaaa so exciting...
I assume you don't like Luffy's fights, the main characters always use the same moves, look at Ichigo, Luffy, Naruto and Gon. At least Naruto has SM, FRS, normal rasengans, kage bushins, kyuubi, Ichigo has what??? That black shit called gentsuga. Gon has what? Jan-ken…
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Why doesn't Raikage take off his training weights??? This guy just doesn't care when he fights at all. Rips off his hand and doesn't even scream. LOL He has similar speed to the fought and the -power of Gates Lee/Gai. If only he was tactical like kakashi. He just a freaking beast. No wonder Killerbee had trouble with him.
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I assume you don't like Luffy's fights, the main characters always use the same moves, look at Ichigo, Luffy, Naruto and Gon. At least Naruto has SM, FRS, normal rasengans, kage bushins, kyuubi, Ichigo has what??? That black shit called gentsuga. Gon has what? Jan-ken…
I agree and Naruto has plenty of jutsus and summons too.
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@robbybevard:
Actually….
D is for Darth.
[qimg]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs15/300W/f/2007/049/1/d/D_is_for_Darth_by_joewight.jpg[/qimg]You cant use Darth as its part of his title. Same reason Count Dooku wouldn't be under C. Vader comes under V…..'Search your feeling Robykin, you know them to be true'.
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@robbybevard:
Actually….
D is for Darth.
http://th09.deviantart.net/fs15/300W/f/2007/049/1/d/D_is_for_Darth_by_joewight.jpgNo, that's A for anakin.
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do you really think that will solve this series problems although it would make it a lot better than it is now with out naruto's Sasuke whining, sasuke's emo bitching and half those stupid eye magic tricks gone….. wait maybe this is the main problem oh my god..... oh wait there's still naruto saying believe it a fucking million times never mind
I could handle naruto saying "datebayo" over and over again more than I can handle hax skills with badly drawn powers made up by a professional
what happened to rock lee and gai????????
easy answer; there awesomeness was to much for this manga to handle.
@_Meh_:
Better yet, give the Rock Lee character to some competent manga-ka and let them create a new series around him.
i'd read that
@robbybevard:
A is for Ackbar.
http://th04.deviantart.net/fs15/300W/f/2007/049/e/6/A_is_for_Ackbar_by_joewight.jpgB is for Boba.
http://th02.deviantart.net/fs14/300W/f/2007/049/3/7/B_is_for_Boba_by_joewight.jpgC is for Chewie.
http://th08.deviantart.net/fs14/300W/f/2007/049/2/1/C_is_for_Chewie_by_joewight.jpgawesome!
D is for Dooku
http://kibblemania.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Dooku_img09.jpg
Dooku sucks
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Dooku gave us the chance for us to see Yoda in all his glory.
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Dooku gave us the chance for us to see Yoda in all his glory.
that doesn't change the fact that dooku sucks
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@robbybevard:
I'm so ashamed. I can't spell dacharie right.
You know what robby, dacharie is the new official spelling of the word from now on. Because you're just too awesome to be wrong and your spelling of the word is better
You cant use Darth as its part of his title. Same reason Count Dooku wouldn't be under C. Vader comes under V…..'Search your feeling Robykin, you know them to be true'.
No, that's A for anakin.
Hey, don't blame robby. Those pics actually come from some guy on deviantart. Speaking of which…
G is for Greedo
H is for Han
I is for IG-88
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I assume you don't like Luffy's fights, the main characters always use the same moves, look at Ichigo, Luffy, Naruto and Gon. At least Naruto has SM, FRS, normal rasengans, kage bushins, kyuubi, Ichigo has what??? That black shit called gentsuga. Gon has what? Jan-ken…
I love luffys fights. Luffy is a talented fighter in fact physical combat is his strongest point. Luffy VS Raikage would be pretty awesome kinda like Luffy vs Lucci+Eneru kinda thing. But in OP thats ok. If you look at luffy fights even if they are all kicks and punches its still fresh because you can clearly see him fighting and thinking while fighting. When Oda draws him fighting you can see his dodges his ducks his blocks. You can clearly his skill as a fighter just like you can sorta see Raikage's skill as a fighter.
Naruto doesn't have that. You can always count on the same exact tactic which is Kage Bunshin for confusion and Rasengan for attacks. He displays no fighting skills because he doesn't have to. If he gets hit WHOA it was Kage Bunshin and OH SNAP now he hits him with the Rasengan! Thats it. Thats all naruto does. There was a time when Naruto used taijutsu combos but even then he didn't display the raw talent of a true physical combat veteran like Rock Lee or Luffy. If Naruto knows how to do anything else he sure doesn't show it. But bet when he arrives it'll be Kage Bunshin followed by some kind of Rasengan. I mean were you really as excited to see Narutos Sage Mode Double Rasengan as you were to see say Gear 3. And even if he has the fox he has no skill with it. Killer Bee controlled his beast, the beast controls naruto. Thats not fun to watch, its cheap and lame because even though he can destroy entire forest he still never seems to hit anything. Yeah he can summon toads but whens the last time you've seen him do that….same old tactics same fight everytime
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that doesn't change the fact that dooku sucks
How did you reach that conclusion then? Just remember, Dooku was meant to be a challenge, not awesome, but someone skilled enough to be used as a pawn in Palpatines game plan.
Next your going to say General Grievous sucks.
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Who is a better character Jar Jar or Ten Ten?
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there's a character named ten ten???
And when this manga closes out, and Luffy's arm stretches back to deliver that last punch, I wanna feel the crunch of the dream coming true.
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You know what robby, dacharie is the new official spelling of the word from now on. Because you're just too awesome to be wrong and your spelling of the word is better
I expected better from a fellow Sam & Max fan!
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oh, yes, and someone demanded more Luffy Harem
I shall share from the Book of Luffy Harem now
here is the wisdom from the prophet, Meh
! @_Meh_:
! > In Support of Luffy/Harem.! Luffy sat on the prow, shoulders hunched, doing something he normally didn’t: he thought deeply.
! “I do not see why I should have to apologize to some silly animal that just happened to be in my way!” Hancock chided, staring daggers at Nami. But Nami had cleverly activated her Mirage Tempo, and the daggers flew harmlessly into the mast.
! “For starters, he’s got a name- Chopper! Furthermore, he’s a member of our crew. Besides that, I’m the one that had to haul him back in out of the ocean!! Next time you pull a stunt like that, you can go fish him out!”
! “Fat chance of that,” the Amazon Princess spat. “Even if I wasn’t under the curse of the Devil Fruit, such a thing is utterly beneath me.”
! “I don’t suppose it’s too much to ask that you two take this argument elsewhere?” Robin asked, a note of irritation creeping into her voice.
! “YES!” the other two girls roared.
! “I’d love to go back to my cabin and mind my own business, but I’m a little busy trying to resuscitate the good doctor,” she sighed, as a pair of arms continued giving the little man-reindeer chest compressions while she continued to read ‘Introductory First-Aid For Smarties’.
! “Honestly!” Nami screamed “Why did that idiot bring you along in the first place?!”
! Luffy’s head sank lower between his shoulders. His teeth clenched- audibly. Shaking his fist toward the heavens, he rose from his Captain’s Seat with a shout.
! “BEST!” Luffy bellowed.
! “Ha, you see? My darling Luffy has made his feelings on the matter quite clear!”
! “BREAST!!” He added dramatically.
! “Luffy! Control yourself!!” Nami shouted, involuntarily crossing her arms over her chest.
! “CON-TEST!!!” the Straw Hat Pirate Captain roared triumphantly.
! Robin giggled. “Oh my, it seems that Luffy has found a way to end this dispute in his own…inimitable style.”
! Zoro raised an eyebrow. Usopp fainted dead away. Sanji and Brook both suffered massive nosebleeds. Chopper came to, saw that the cook and the musician were near death, and rushed to tending their wounds as best he could.
! @_Meh_:
! > More In Support of Luffy Harem! This isn't really so much conscious planning as it is "words and situations just popped into my head"
! Rules of Engagement
! “It’s been bothering me for the longest time. How does a crew of mostly teenage guys travel around with the three of us and nothing ever happens?” Nami asked quizzically, as she stood over the bruised and battered body of her captain.
! “Perhaps everyone is too busy staying alive and pursuing their dream to think of romance,” Robin commented helpfully.
! Chopper did his able best to revive his captain, which wasn’t easy with that scary Amazon lady fussing and fidgeting well within reindeer-kicking distance. He’d certainly seen Nami give Luffy a thorough thrashing on several occasions, but nothing as bad as this.
! “I don’t know how long he’ll be unconscious!!” Chopper cried out in genuine distress.
! “This could be trouble,” Zoro commented dryly.
! Unfortunately, any further discussion on the subject was brought to a screeching halt as the Thousand Sunny ran aground with a violent lurch.
! “What happened? Are we under attack?! Gah!” Usopp shouted excitedly as he fell overboard.
! “Oh my, I hope we can shove right off,” Brook said anxiously, before starting to hum.
! “Doesn’t look like it,” Franky grumbled. “The keel’s strong enough to withstand a direct hit from an iceberg, but the hull’s got a hole torn in it. I’m gonna have to replace a few boards, apply some pitch, and cure it out. Whole job shouldn’t take more than thirty minutes.”
! “Thirty minutes!” Usopp crowed disbelievingly.
! “Hey, I’ve got to get Sunny out of the water, scrape the barnacles off her, heat the pitch, pull the boards, replace ‘em with new ones, and then let her cure for at least twenty-seven minutes.” The shipwright grumbled.
! “So should we send Marimo here to get some lumber?” Sanji quipped.
! “Sure. We couldn’t count on Dartboard here to know lumber from driftwood,” Zoro retorted slyly.
! “WHY YOU!” the cook shouted angrily.
! “Forget about it,” Nami said in a voice both nonchalant and commanding. “There isn’t any lumber to get; this is just a sandbar. One of the random tides around here must have gone out, leaving this atoll exposed. I probably could have avoided it, if I hadn’t been distracted by some pervy rubber man suggesting I expose my atolls.”
! “Perhaps we should begin repairs then,” Robin interjected “Before the tide comes back in and drowns us all.”
! “Geez, are you always this morbid?” Franky asked, looking up from the pot of tar he was tending.
! “Well, looks like we’ve got some time to kill; any suggestions?” Zoro asked while holding the irate cook at arm’s length.
! “BEST BREAST CONTEST!!!” Luffy shouted enthusiastically from the deck.
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! “Just how do humans judge this kind of thing anyway?” Chopper asked.
! “I dunno. I guess the girl with the biggest pair wins.” Usopp interjected, the ice pack in his hand melting away visibly as he gave the question more thought.
! “What kind of narrow-minded attitude is that?!” Sanji shouted “Size isn’t everything! They also have to feel…eheh eheheheheheh KE KE KE KE KE!” Sanji collapsed in a paroxysm of perverse laughter, unable to continue his train of thought aloud.
“A woman’s breasts should be in proportion to the rest of her body. Too large is just as bad as too small.” Zoro slurred as he downed his fifty-second beer. He was met with disbelieving stares from his crewmates. “What?”
! Of course, all of this was just nervous chatter. Ever since Luffy had convinced the ladies to go to their quarters and change, an eerie silence had fallen over the sandbar. This was made only worse by Luffy retiring to his own cabin for what he called his “Best Breast Judging Clothes”.
! “Usooooopp! I’m worried- What if the girls get mad at Luffy’s decision?” Chopper asked the gunner, his paws busily preparing a make-shift operating room, just in case.
! “Don’t worry so much about it, Chopper,” Usopp said reassuringly “Luffy will find some way to handle this, no matter how it falls out. He is made of rubber.”
! “I know,” Chopper hissed “But we AREN’T!!”
! “He does have a point there,” Brook nodded sagely, tuning his violin for what sounded like a funerary dirge.
! “Stop that!” Zoro shouted “Now listen to me: the cat-fighting has only gotten worse instead of better. As captain, it’s Luffy’s job to settle these kinds of arguments before they impact the entire crew. This immature contest perfectly matches his style of doing things. Whatever his ‘decision’ may be, we have to accept it. This is the only way.”
! At that moment, Luffy stepped on deck in his “Judging Clothes”. Instead of his typical casual attire, Luffy was dressed immaculately in a lavender pin-stripe suit. His sandals had been replaced with two-tone platform shoes, and his signature straw hat now sported a pink ostrich feather.
! “We are SO dead,” Zoro muttered.
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.And when this manga closes out, and Luffy's arm stretches back to deliver that last punch, I wanna feel the crunch of the dream coming true.
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Meh will be coming down from reverse mountain with a scraggly beard to deliver the ten commandments any day now.
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We have three already.
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@dirt:
oh, yes, and someone demanded more Luffy Harem
I shall share from the Book of Luffy Harem now
here is the wisdom from the prophet, Meh
…Best thing I've read this month :'D
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That was awesome. Just plain awesome.
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I drew the avvie for the tournament, but yes, Luffy Harem inspired me.
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You know what robby, dacharie is the new official spelling of the word from now on. Because you're just too awesome to be wrong and your spelling of the word is better
Eh, I don't mind having mistakes pointed out to me. Just in the case of dacarie, I not only don't care, but also don't care about the person who pointed it out. Seriously, he's on my ignore list, I only saw the dickishness second hand.
Hey, don't blame robby. Those pics actually come from some guy on deviantart. Speaking of which…
Yeah, Joe Wight is a buddy of mine at Antarctic Press, who draws the comic Twilight X and colors… stuff. He's awesome. And obviously, a bit of a Star Wars nut. The entire alphabet line is all classic Star Wars, none of that prequel new trilogy crap. And... they're his drawings, he gets to decide what stands for who. (He cheats later too. P is for Princess, and T is for Threepio, when they should have been Leia and C-3P0, technically.)
@dirt:
there's a character named ten ten???
Yeah. Black haired girl, souless eyes, in love with Naruto. Can't fight at all.
