He's a maverick crooked werewolf who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a chain-smoking extravagent magician's assistant with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!
http://www.theyfightcrime.org/
Have fun with that.
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He's a maverick crooked werewolf who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a chain-smoking extravagent magician's assistant with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!
http://www.theyfightcrime.org/
Have fun with that.
He's a fast talking misogynist werewolf with a passion for fast cars. She's an artistic tempestuous mechanic living on borrowed time. They fight crime!
amusing
Edit: This one's better He's an obese misogynist rock star with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a psychotic belly-dancing socialite with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
He's an immortal day-dreaming matador looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a manipulative foul-mouthed barmaid operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!
He's a hate-fuelled white trash cowboy on the wrong side of the law. She's a psychotic nymphomaniac former first lady on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!
He's an immortal devious gangster with a secret. She's an artistic foul-mouthed opera singer in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!
Fun!
He's a suave pirate matador with a secret. She's a transdimensional hip-hop safe cracker on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!
He's a war-weary guitar-strumming astronaut possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a cynical gold-digging mercenary from out of town. They fight crime!
so far I think "transdimensional hip-hop safe cracker" is my favorite. "war-weary guitar-strumming astronaut possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect." is pretty awesome too tho.
Oh. and they fight crime.
He's an all-American overambitious cowboy on the run. She's a man-hating renegade safe cracker trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!
i can already see the fan pairings
He's a time-tossed pirate master criminal who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a warm-hearted out-of-work femme fatale with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!
He sounds awesome.
Bobjr's pirate is the best till now
He's a bookish native American hairdresser who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a disco-crazy gypsy magician's assistant on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!
What the…
now, bobby, you weren't looking for fresh ideas, were you
He's a lonely Jewish matador with no name. She's a sarcastic streetsmart angel who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!
He's a suicidal Amish waffle chef with acid for blood. She's a plucky kleptomaniac snake charmer from Mars. They fight crime!
I've always been partial to the Video Game Name Generator myself.
He's a deeply religious small-town messiah with acid for blood. She's a transdimensional gypsy research scientist in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!
[EDIT] I just got acid for blood too!
acid for blood!!!
Videogame:
Enraged Dodgeball Island
[another EDIT]
Nihilistic Grizzly Bear Deluxe
sorry but this one had me in stitches
He's a sword-wielding dishevelled rock star with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a green-fingered Bolivian snake charmer from out of town. They fight crime! He's a suave gay jungle king on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a vivacious kleptomaniac traffic cop with someone else's memories. They fight crime! He's an underprivileged misogynist dwarf haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a vivacious green-skinned mermaid who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!
As for game titles.
Religious Bubble Punch-Out!!
Kinky Bible Reloaded
King of Bong Hell
Incomprehensible Bandicoot Palace
Regal Cyborg Punishment
Didn't we have a thread a while ago where we got these game names and drew paint pictures of them? There was one, something like "Ballerina Samurai Football" . I love these generator things.
Morbidly Obese Alligator Rush
I would so buy that game
Shameful Mountain Climber Pimps
Lol I want to play that now
Here's some games I really want to play now:
Zombie Beat of Love
Lethal Duck Enforcer
Donkey Kong's Battleship Ransom
Death-Defying Midget Slam
and for good measure:
He's a sword-wielding pirate cop with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a mistrustful belly-dancing mermaid from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
Well, there's also the FANFIC generator…
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=fanfic
This fanfic is about the cast of Josie and the Pussycats fighting aliens with a heartfelt appeal to do the right thing. Important to the plot: The Rosetta Stone.
This fanfic is about The Count of Monte Cristo fighting a cab driver with a clever blackmail scheme.
oooh, classy
He's an ungodly gay cowboy with a winning smile and a way with the ladies.
She's a man-hating nymphomaniac traffic cop who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!
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This fanfic is about Redeemed!Spike (BtVS) and Kyo (Fruits Basket) onboard Babylon 5.
This fanfic is about Rhett Butler (Gone with the Wind) and a rogue. Important to the plot: A secret code.
This fanfic is about the cast of Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon passing themselves off as the cast of Good Omens. Agent Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks) is secretly responsible.
This fanfic is about the cast of The Clan of the Cave Bear fighting warlocks with hidden magical powers.
Bizarro Rabbit Playhouse
This sound like an interesting video game.
This fanfic swaps the casts of Van Helsing and The Sentinel. Important to the plot: The Shroud of Turin.
o3o
This fanfic is about Cthulhu and Uchiha Itachi (Naruto) in Hawlloween Town.
This fanfic is about the cast of Pride and Prejudice mudrwrestling with the cast of Star Trek: Voyager.
This fanfic is about the cast of Sleeping Beauty fighting the cast of Might Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie with an army of revolutionaries.
These were the first 3 I got
I'm not sure which is worst…
The "This fanfic is about Cthulhu and Uchiha Itachi (Naruto) in Halloween Town." is the best yet.
I can only imagine a happy ending.
edit:
This fanfic is about the cast of Family Guy as freaks.
waitaminute
If you remove the Don't pick similar terms it gets a lot funnier:
Mexican WWII Strikes Again
Fancy Amish Preacher
Hardcore Pokemon Expert - Want this
Impossible Golf Special Edition - I think this game exists
Kinky Makeout Collection
Professional Monkey Prophecy
The Quest for the Hardware of Love - 2010 Otaku game of the year
A Boy and His Sushi Planet - YES!!!!
The Harlem Globetrotters: Go-Kart in Space - I want this.
Real Burger Melee
Ghetto Sushi Dance Mix
Jewish Nudist Hell
-Dance Dance Sandwich Terror
-Profane Rabbit Vengeance
-Impossible Penguin Insurrection
-Mythical Snowboard vs. The Space Mutants
-Virtual Horse Racing Smackdown
-Tiger Woods' bomb competition
He's a one-legged Republican cat burglar haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a strong-willed goth schoolgirl operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!
Hes a loose cannon ex-cop who doesn
t play by the rules. She`s a teacher at a Sunday school and is a strict Christian. They fight crime!
He's a fiendish Jewish firefighter with nothing left to lose. She's a warm-hearted African-American museum curator from Mars. They fight crime!
I'd watch that.
Even better: He's a deeply religious skateboarding cat burglar on his last day in the job. She's a strong-willed junkie queen of the dead from out of town. They fight crime!
This fanfic is about Donkey (Shrek) seeing a movie with Tim Marco (Fullmetal Alchemist) at Isengard.
This site is awesome!
He's a Nobel prize-winning voodoo messiah on a mission from God. She's a provocative bisexual snake charmer with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime! Wait…HOLY SHIT! It’s an Enel x Hancock fanfic! And then there's this: He's an oversexed Amish cowboy on a search for his missing sister. She's a mentally unstable hooker who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime! An amish cowboy…and a hooker...lol wut
He's an all-American guerilla assassin who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a transdimensional belly-dancing queen of the dead looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
He's a maverick soccer-playing gentleman spy with nothing left to lose. She's a sarcastic antique-collecting safe cracker with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!
The Videogame you just know your dying to play:
Guitar Bowling Studio
And This fanfic is about the cast of Lucifer working with the cast of Mortal Kombat.
Now that would make either an awfull or an awesome movie
He's an oversexed Amish cowboy on a search for his missing sister. She's a mentally unstable hooker who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!
How exactly does one become an oversexed Amish cowboy in the first place? :blink:
He's a Nobel prize-winning moralistic hairdresser who believes he can never love again. She's a psychotic paranoid doctor operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!
He's an impetuous bohemian vagrant on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a psychotic hypochondriac college professor who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!
How exactly does one become an oversexed Amish cowboy in the first place? :blink:
You have to see a woman's shoulder. At least by Amish standards.
He's a Nobel prize-winning Catholic cop on a mission from God. She's a high-kicking cigar-chomping schoolgirl from out of town. They fight crime!
I would pay to see this.
King of Bong Hell
Sounds like a bad idea for a Custom User Title.
EDIT:
He's a fast talking day-dreaming assassin who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a plucky wisecracking archaeologist with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
That sounds like KakuxRobin…with a flamethrower.
He's a hate-fuelled Catholic boxer fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a radical nymphomaniac schoolgirl from Mars. They fight crime! This fanfic is about Beeker (The Muppets) fighting a spy with an army of revolutionaries.
I could look for more but after this it could only be a disappointment.
Dangit, forgot to add a video game title:
Nasty Workout Jr.
Although, to be honest, Wacky Cannibal Expert sounded pretty good too.
EDIT: and a fanfic…
This fanfic is about Westley (Princess Bride) fighting crime with Johnny Depp. Ranma (Boy-Type) helps out.
I did that videogame:
Enormous Jazz of the Dead
He's a suicidal zombie werewolf haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a bloodthirsty mute nun fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!
Mine wins.
This sounds awesome:
He's a war-weary amnesiac gentleman spy possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a vivacious junkie bodyguard with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
Although I did like my gay cowboy with a way with the ladies.
He's a shy voodoo matador in drag. She's a strong-willed mutant hooker with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
No, wait, this one wins. Sorry for the confusion.
What about this one?
He's a superhumanly strong hunchbacked barbarian on his last day in the job. She's a virginal blonde queen of the dead in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!
Sound vaguely like a weird hunchback of Notre-Dame movie
Now for a fanfic to remember This fanfic is about the casts of Daria and English Patient aboard the Nautilus.
And finally the King and Queen of Videogames
Jackie Chan's Hardware at Winter Olympics
Dance Dance Viking Girl
He's an obese albino inventor in drag. She's a psychotic Bolivian nun from aristocratic European stock. They fight crime!
He's a globe-trotting voodoo card sharp with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a foxy wisecracking lawyer with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
He's a lonely misogynist gentleman spy on the edge. She's a mentally unstable nymphomaniac single mother living on borrowed time. They fight crime!
Fanfic This fanfic is about the cast of Dr. Zhivago in a racing contest with the cast of CSI Miami. Important to the plot: The Philosopher's Stone.
Video Game
Samurai Prison Romance
He's an impetuous arachnophobic librarian on the edge. She's a pregnant psychic opera singer with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!
Ooooh shit…