You know you have been reading too much Wan Piss when in a master application to the top tier of the russell group universities (which you are applying to for the lulz) you start your personal statement with bullshit about having been inspired by the conviction of a fictional quack doctor who blew himself up and some midget fantasy half animal thing ever since the age of 15(Which is a pure lie too 
).
Yeah it is clear Im sending my application for the staff to have a two minute joke break.
When you watch the trailer for the new POTC movie and think how much better it would be if Teach was in it instead of Disney's version of Blackbeard.
1: When you quote a line from the movies or the show itself (even if no one is talking to you)
2: Laugh like Brook's or Ivan Karma
3: When you start to act and talk like Luffy without realizing it
4: When your in a crowd you automatically start searching for Panda man
5: When you stare out into the sea and wait for Merry go to float by
6: When you scream "SUPPAH!" or say Supah in a public place
7: When you shout "GOMU GOMU NO~" before you hit someone
8: Cry your eyes out because you remeber a very tragic moment from the show
9: Wave your hand in front of your face to dismiss something or just saying no
10: When you say Oi! to get someone's attention
11: When you believe that the characters are not just animated cartoons but real people.
12: When you take their words/ advice to heart and use them in real life
13: Telling people to "Believe in your dreams!"
14: When leaving to go somewhere far or just a drive you shout "Let's go find ONE PIECE!"
15: When you see a Navy or Marine officer you shutter a little thinking their going to arrest you
16: When you start humming your favorite tune from the show
17: When you ask your priest if Sky piea is heaven
18: When your ringtones for your mobile device is a song bit from the show
19: When you find Arlong forums and scream into the air "FINALLY PEOPLE THAT LOVE THIS SHOW MORE THAN ME!!!"
I LOVE ONE PIECE
When you do Second Gear for every starting position in a sport.
Ultimate Frisbee just got awesome for me.
When you start calling broccoli marimo and have sparkly eyes whenever you see cotton candy
When you have a creepy yet strangely appealing dream of Zoro having sparkly eyes and asking Mihawk and Sanji to celebrate his birthday with him… starts chuckling evily
When you watch this video…
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…and your first thought is 'Cha pa Pa!'
When you attempt to use the noro-noro beam to stop a speeding train, car, etc…
^I'd actually like to see someone trying that.
A few weeks ago I caught myself thinking of stretching my arm around the nearest lamppost (which was far away), in order to fling myself through the glass door of the department store where I was heading to. You know, just to get inside the damn building asap. That would have been cool, and for a second I thought I might actually do so.
But only for a second!
When you cry/feel sad when you read Merry, ShuShu, Nola or Laboon's backstories/death.
Dammit Oda, making me cry over dogs, whales, snakes and inanimate objects.
Slytherin all the way, baby~
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When you go rollerskating with your friends and as you push off into the rink you shout "CHOPPERMAAAAN!!!!"
…. Very embarrassing, by the way
When you do Second Gear for every starting position in a sport.
Ultimate Frisbee just got awesome for me.
Fuck YES. You'd win every time! Lol.
When you get chills from Luffy at certain points in the anime.
When you think these chills are the result of Luffy's Haoshoku Haki being SO strong that it LITERALLY breaks the 4th wall.
When your favorite part of a chapter is watching Luffy drink tea
Slytherin all the way, baby~
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Luffy drinking tea was great, but when Zoro joined in and had some, the "Sugoi!" meter skyrocketed. 
…when you shout "SUGOI!" for every cool thing you see.
...when you refer to things as 'Mystery <insert item="" here="">'
...when you do certain movements like the hand-wave-oi! or fist-to-palm
...when you kinda want to take up smoking cigars just so you can wear a bandolier of them
...when you try to keep an eye out for people who look like the characters when in large crowds
...when you conveniently come down with a mystery disease when you don't want to do something, or refer to something as scary ("Dentist is scary, dentist is scary")
...when you get discouraged about how few people you know in real life that don't like/know about OP... even though it is clearly the best anime/manga out there. Fsk you Bleach/Naruto/4KIDS
...when you cosplay.
...when you'd rather re-watch One Piece than newer animes
...when you've read through the manga from start to recent chapters over five times
...when you can come up with so many "You know you've been watching/reading too much OP..." lines
Also, "You know you've been watching too much One Piece when..." you teach all the 50 year olds (boss included) at work the words (Japanese only, of course) to Binks' Sake, then have a full-on sing-along (in the middle of said work). Then having them come up to you two weeks later grumbling about still having that song stuck in their heads. ^.^</insert>
Hatori Icons (credits and thanks to Nia and Nhp <3)
When you hear a disaster hit Japan and your first thought is "is Oda ok?????"
when u try to kick someone at the speed of light
Wow pretty ironic.
This morning, I had a dream I was in Arlong Park. Except it wasn't a park. It was more like a concentration camp. And I was a kid.
But I wasn't the only kid there. There was probably dozens, or maybe hundreds of kids, who were held captive.
Everyday, we worked. And on special days, we had to cook whatever meals Arlong and his crew wanted.
One day, a girl asked me what I would cook for Arlong. I said, I'd give him a roasted shark. Everybody laughed.
Then, she snitched to Arlong about what I said. But instead of being mad, he gave me a fresh tiger shark and smiled.
After that, I don't remember much and then I woke up.
I don't know what the hell I drank or ate last night. But I definitely know I've been watching too much One Piece when shit like this happens.
When you attach a cellphone strap of Bartholomew Kuma to your cellphone because you think it will help you send text messages and pictures. (I am guilty of the first part)
When you feel down you think that Perona's Hollows have passed through you.
When you're eating while watching One Piece and Luffy eats with you it feels awesome!
When you see anything round and green you think of Zoro. (like my green round mini loud speaker! XD)
When you put Sanji's "Mellorine~" as your ringtone.
When you sing Luffy's Island Song just to annoy your family. XD
When your parent's force you to watch The Passion of the Christ and the only thought running through your head as Jesus' disciples betray him is "Grr… If that were Luffy all the Strawhats would rush the place and kick everybody's ass to save him!!" Instead of having a religion where pitiful people can't even support their leader there should be a One Piece Religion!!!! I would totally follow that 
You have one friend who's a pervert… And another friend that's a pervert... All you know is that when those two perverts meet... You. Are. Screwed.
When your parent's force you to watch The Passion of the Christ and the only thought running through your head as Jesus' disciples betray him is "Grr… If that were Luffy all the Strawhats would rush the place and kick everybody's ass to save him!!" Instead of having a religion where pitiful people can't even support their leader there should be a One Piece Religion!!!! I would totally follow that
this**10000000, totally agree.
Edit: When you've written multiple programs to text/call you when a new chapter/episode comes out. I've done this.
Jesus died for your sins. Luffy punches you for your sins.
When you hear a disaster hit Japan and your first thought is "is Oda ok?????"
when u try to kick someone at the speed of light
Ho shi~! That is pretty much like me!
I've always wanted to kick people in a speed of light, hence my avatar- Kizaru. 
Lemme add:
1. When you think Kizaru can take down any characters from any forms of fictions.
2. When you dream more than twice of One Piece. (I dreamt about giving poor kids some food. As I went to my kitchen, Sanji has cooked the food and Zoro is the one serving them. I then helped Zoro too. Then Sanji and Zoro starts to bicker. XD
And also, I had one dream where Perry the Platypus's girlfriend entrusted me a treasure and we kept it in this island. When she left, I explored the mountain. After that, I was attack by bats and fell from the cliff. Then I realized I ate a zoan fruit and turned into a flamingo. But flamingos cant fly, so I fell down towards the sea. Then I turn into a hawk. Wtf. Crazy dream XDDD Only in One Piece!
3. When you keep drawing those pirates crew's flags! (guilty~)
This morning, I had a dream I was in Arlong Park. Except it wasn't a park. It was more like a concentration camp. And I was a kid.
But I wasn't the only kid there. There was probably dozens, or maybe hundreds of kids, who were held captive.
Everyday, we worked. And on special days, we had to cook whatever meals Arlong and his crew wanted.
One day, a girl asked me what I would cook for Arlong. I said, I'd give him a roasted shark. Everybody laughed.
Then, she snitched to Arlong about what I said. But instead of being mad, he gave me a fresh tiger shark and smiled.
After that, I don't remember much and then I woke up.I don't know what the hell I drank or ate last night. But I definitely know I've been watching too much One Piece when shit like this happens.
Nice dream! hahaha
I recently came to a conclusion you've watched enough of OP when you find yourself performing reverse peek in front of a sparkling wine bottle, for you are sure it will explode any minute.
When your friend makes a bad joke and the first thing out of your mouth is "jyoudan ja nai wa you" (Stop joking around from Bon Clayyy <333)
You have one friend who's a pervert… And another friend that's a pervert... All you know is that when those two perverts meet... You. Are. Screwed.
when you end every sentence with a DON!
When your school librarian wonders wtf a 'do-n!!' sound effect means when you draw it in your comic and you have to explain it to her.
Slytherin all the way, baby~
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When your friend makes a bad joke and the first thing out of your mouth is "jyoudan ja nai wa you" (Stop joking around from Bon Clayyy <333)
It's "Joudan ja nai wa yo".
I knowwww~~ But I had to do SOMETHING to add in his voice…
