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Namisan18

I was in one of my spaced out moments watching mad tv when a thought came in my head. It would be sooo funny if the OP characters had personal ads. So I made this thread hope you enjoy.

#205 Nami

My name is Nami. I like money and shoping and money and oranges and money….and um....money. Well...I'm looking a guy with alot of money. Do NOT call if you don't have money. You don't have to look good as long as you have money. Also I need a guy that I can get to do stuff for me...like cooking and cleaning and call me pretty. Oh yah... not stupid people...PLEASE... I guess thats it.

Solar Knight

#374 Buggy the Clown

Hello, I'm Buggy the Clown. I like money, blowing up thing with my Buggy Balls, and long walks on the beach. I'm also able to separate any of my body parts. Yes, that too! I am also a compassionate person. For example, I killed somebody for making fun of my big nose.

Ladies, call me !

Bounty1Berry

#561 Luffy

Hello. I'm looking for a woman with meat. Mostly, just the meat though.

Saito Ayame

Ha~! Some of these are pretty good… Damn, imagine it though. OP characters writing personal ads. Well, perfect for Sanji, I suppose. I'll write one for Arlong soon. ^.^

--Saito

**#777: Mr. 2. ( Bon Clay. )
Ah, Hello! As you can see, I'm a beautiful Okama man… with varied interests!

I believe in personal grooming, I'm an avid ballet dancer, and I love the feeling of a swan against each foot. One is the male, one is the female! - Oh! Oou, I have a strong sense of humour, can ya' tell? **Superb~! Oh, the most sexy style of fighting, call me the Master of it!

I love strong, silent types… and I'm quite interesting, because I tend to change in mood a lot! - Oou, my adoring fans! I'm looking for the right man... er, maybe not so much a woman … to look good, keep me fit, and show me a good time~! Lesson! Lesson! - I'd like to be taught a lesson by you, sweet stuff! Tee~hee~hee...! xXx

Pick meh…~ xXxXx ..****

Mariana

5389 Chopper

Shy reindeer male is looking for female fried. My biggest interest is to find cures for deceases. Hope you enjoy it too.

I donâ€t know would Chopper ever make personal ad, but I wanted to tryâ€¦ ^^

taboo

xD Personal ads….. reminded me of this fanfic I read once where Crocodile was gay and had Robin write him a personal ad, however she had a crush on him so she wrote this crazy thing...

Crocodile's Alternative Lifestyle Adventure

It's rated teen, but it's not explicit or anything..

Namisan18

#987 Frankey

Hey ladies Feelin' Super?! WWWHHHHOOOAAA!!! I'm Frankey the love machine. ~flexes~Behold pure riped and bolted manly manliness. I'm fun at parties and in the bedroom.

I'm looking for a woman who likes havin' a good time and to aw at my coolness. Also you have to have style and good looks just like me.

~takes of his sun glasses and winks~ Call me ~makes the phone symbol with his hand and an antena pops out~

(man this is terrible)

Originally posted by taboo@Jun 24 2005, 09:06 PM
**xD Personal ads….. reminded me of this fanfic I read once where Crocodile was gay and had Robin write him a personal ad, however she had a crush on him so she wrote this crazy thing...

Crocodile's Alternative Lifestyle Adventure

It's rated teen, but it's not explicit or anything..
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"Oh I'm just kidding Miss All Sunday! Can't you hear me drip with sarcasm?"

Filth. Utter Filth. XD

Namisan18

Originally posted by taboo@Jun 24 2005, 05:06 PM
**xD Personal ads….. reminded me of this fanfic I read once where Crocodile was gay and had Robin write him a personal ad, however she had a crush on him so she wrote this crazy thing...

Crocodile's Alternative Lifestyle Adventure

It's rated teen, but it's not explicit or anything..
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That was also one of my insperations for making this thread that and mad tv's lowered expectations :P

Saito Ayame

Originally posted by taboo@Jun 24 2005, 04:06 PM
**xD Personal ads….. reminded me of this fanfic I read once where Crocodile was gay and had Robin write him a personal ad, however she had a crush on him so she wrote this crazy thing...

Crocodile's Alternative Lifestyle Adventure
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Crocodile pushed Nico aside and bent down to pick up the mail – Nico decided to use this to her advantage, and gave her boss a 'friendly' smack on the rear end. Crocodile blinked and looked over his shoulder at her, just as she pulled her hand away. "...Did you just slap my ass?" he questioned. Nico attempted to look as innocent as possible.
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â "SLAP your ASS? NO sir!! Not me! Never! It must have been that...bean...you ate.." she replied, innocently whistling.

How… Very... Hm. I supose there's a time in every one's life when they have the urge to slap Crocodile's arse. What an 'in-topic' story... I supose a Crocodile/Mihawk doujin really isn't that far-off.

:/

--Saito

Originally posted by Saito Ayame@Jun 24 2005, 10:13 PM
**Crocodile pushed Nico aside and bent down to pick up the mail – Nico decided to use this to her advantage, and gave her boss a 'friendly' smack on the rear end. Crocodile blinked and looked over his shoulder at her, just as she pulled her hand away. "...Did you just slap my ass?" he questioned. Nico attempted to look as innocent as possible.
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â "SLAP your ASS? NO sir!! Not me! Never! It must have been that...bean...you ate.." she replied, innocently whistling.

How… Very... Hm. I supose there's a time in every one's life when they have the urge to slap Crocodile's arse. What an 'in-topic' story... I supose a Crocodile/Mihawk doujin really isn't that far-off.

:/

--Saito
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Frankly, I think Sir Crocodile is about as straight as they come. This is why I can never understand some of these totally ridiculous pairings.

Although, some of it is pretty funny.. because Crocodile is acting nothing like he actually does, like.. extremely camp. I could say the same for the both of them, actually.

Fan Smut, is all…