In 5th grade, I was kicked out of my school that year. I was really sensitive about harassment. I had a cold then, and alot of kids were making fun of my red nose. They even did it after the cold was gone. So one day at recess, I finally snapped when they were all singing "Rudolph: The Red-Nosed Reindeer", and grabbed this one kid by the collar of his shirt and pinned him against the wall.
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@Senshi:
In 5th grade, I was kicked out of my school that year. I was really sensitive about harassment. I had a cold then, and alot of kids were making fun of my red nose. They even did it after the cold was gone. So one day at recess, I finally snapped when they were all singing "Rudolph: The Red-Nosed Reindeer", and grabbed this one kid by the collar of his shirt and pinned him against the wall.
Just for pinning some guy against the wall you got suspended for the whole year :wassat:
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No, I actually transferred schools the next year.
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I'm Mark and I'm now not a Closet Robin/Chopper fanboy XD I openly support them….just not sexually.
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Don't really have any secrets. Will be glad to willfully reveal any information to anybody.
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I'm 19 and can't drive.
And white women with ass is my kryptonite.There I said it, happy now?
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I'm 17 and I can drive
Spanish women with ass is my kryptonite
kicked out of school at the age of 11 for pulling a fire alarm
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I have another confession to make:
! I can't read
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I once got so drunk that I stripped my clothes off. Then I crawled to the toilet and puked.
In 9th grade in my cooking/nutrition class, we had group seating around a round table, and this one girl was insisting that girls don't masturbate, and I proved her wrong by admitting that I did :P I never lived that down.
Pics or GTFO.
I snore loudly. People don't like it when I go on school camps. My father snored so loudly, he vibrated a window so hard, it's frame broke. Genes lol
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Speaking of snoring, my dad use to tell me that I laugh in my sleep. XD
Another secret: I think I have bacteria paranoia. I HAVE to wash my hands before eating finger food. Even eating a pocky stick, I have to wash my hands. Slowly, I am getting myself to overcome it.
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I… was thinking of donating some of my eggs. And if I have to explain what I mean by that..........
Truth be told, I'm in desperate need of moneys right now and I'm also about to start whoring out my artwork, so that should help too.... -
I'm sexually attracted to Diane Keaton. And I've been so BEFORE her nude scene in Something's Gotta Give.
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- I write hidden messages and poetry in every library book I check out.
- Until I was 12 years old, I always thought that Bruce Lee and Jet Li were the same person
- I always have to sit on the toilet to take a piss (and I'm a guy). I just never learned how to do it standing up.
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I can do it standing up, I just choose to sit.
It's so warm and comfortable.
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I may act like a perv that will go with any girl in my path… But fact is I'm the Romantic type of person that actually will only choose one girl... If someone I actually know reads this... I won't live it down...
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I can do it standing up, I just choose to sit.
It's so warm and comfortable.
I know right?
Me too.
How can you read if your standing?
And the chances of missing? Fuck that shit.Despite all the hype.. peeing standing up sucks,…... unless your in a public bathroom.
EDIT:Wait, are you talking about sex.:ninja:
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Despite all the hype.. peeing standing up sucks,…... unless your in a public bathroom.
I always use the toilets in public restrooms but if it's too nasty I just hold it in.
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I always use the cubicles.
I do not want pedos.
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My deepest secrets?
Hmm… well, I almost became a dad once. We had a party at my parent's house, and I went to bed early, when my ex girlfriend (who had participated in some drinking contest) came upstairs and slept with me.
I really thought nothing of it, but I got a call 2 1/2 months later from her (in the middle of the night, no less), and she was in tears. Apparently, she had gone to the doctor after a heavy period, and found out that she had been 2 1/2 months pregnant and had just had a miscarriage.
Also... I'm deathly afraid of my own mortality. Or at least I used to be.
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I'm probably one of the biggest klutz's you'll ever meet. Over the years I've built up and incredibly high pain tolerance and one of the reasons for that was because I am constantly slamming my limbs into doors/walls/furniture/etc; I even have a piece of pencil lead imbedded into my hip because of this. I also have a habit of knocking things over, getting things caught on doorknobs, the list goes on, about the only thing I don't do is constantly trip over myself to be quite honest.
This next one's a little long so I'll put it in a spoiler.! A couple years ago I had an IV installed fairly close to my heart in order to help infuse a certain type of medication into my bloodstream. Then almost a year later I had said IV removed in a rather unconventional way. I accidentally tugged on it too hard, and wouldn't you know it, the stitching the surgeon had done to attach it to my flesh came undone. It came out of it's opening on my body by about two inches covered in blood and puss and I had to go to the emergency room to see if it was salvageable. It wasn't, but they made no move to remove it and in the end we just taped the end of the IV to my chest to keep it in place. A few days later we visited the surgeon who put it in fully expecting that I would have to go under again in order to safely remove the device; only to have him just give the darn thing a quick tug and out it went. (No blood, no nothing, just a rather large hole in my chest where the IV had been.) Rather anti-climatic and I wasn't even allowed to keep the IV after it was removed. ;__; I wanted to keep it as a memento… (After letting it sit in medical alcohol and some other bacteria killing solution for several weeks of course.)
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Man, everyone is saying this much and I only say minor ones… Alright... Truth is, there was this girl I liked... Well, it was a lot more then like, but I'm not the person to say it or type it easily... Anyway... One time I had a sexual dream... Thing is, it wasn't the girl I liked... It was her friend... Yeah, it was really hard to go to school with that in my head...
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Right, to celebrate my first post in ages, here we go:
For the past two years, I've been deeply in love with a 27-year-old man. A true gentleman, I might add, and the kindest person I've ever met. The problem is, he's so close to my family that I'm meant to regard him as a brother, or at least a cousin. I even have to call him something equivalent of onii-chan all the time. What's worse, I haven't been able to date anyone or even see any guys properly all this time, because he's always in the back of my mind. Needless to say, that's very fucked up, even for my standards.
No one should know about this, especially him. If by some weird, twisted chance he's reading this… I'm sorry, hun, but there really was no way I could tell you. I'd rather take it with me to the grave and save us both the embarassment. (So I hope you're not reading this, otherwise I've just failed massively)
Whew... that feels much better now. >_<
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I am secretly Spartacus.
Nah, I'm deathly afraid of what eternity is like.
Also, no matter how much I think things will be ok, I'm terrified that my daughter will need years upon years more of therapy, just so she'll be able to go to school and not have to worry about making friends because of her condition.
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I think my secrets are on par with what some of you had said: I've never had a girlfriend, or even been on a date… or even... yeah. :p
I'm extremely shy around girls IRL, and can't bring myself to talk to a girl that I'm not friends with/are taken. But online, I'm a chatter box and constantly look for a girl. So much, I've resigned myself to the fact that I am probably going to meet my first(and hopefully only) girlfriend online.
To be honest, that stuff isn't all that of a secret. All my friends know that I'm more of an "online socializer" and that I'm a virgin and all.
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Okay, here's an odd one:
I can only flirt with really slutty chicks. I found this out at the beach. Normally I get all awkward and uptight around girls, you know, not sure of what to say, etc., except when they're very slutty, in which for some reason I am in top form. I really wish I had those linguistic skills when with a girl that is actually respectable and showable the folks.
Oh, and I too sit to piss. I don't get what all the fuss is about standing up.It seems to be some macho thing. The only time I pee standing up is when I'm writing my name in the snow.
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Maybe try talking with girls instead of flirting with them.
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@DougyDougyGiro!*:
Maybe try talking with girls instead of flirting with them.
You have found out the secret… now you must die!
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Well I've got a secret: I'm not Spartacus, OOOOOO!!! 8U
Anyhoo (because it was being talked about anyways), I tend to have a problem using public urinals. I can stand to go and all, yes, but if others are around I usually physically can't. Tis very odd. >_>
I have another real one I don't quite feel like sharing yet (though I think at least one person might already know it :B ).
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I have a secret.. no fashion sense
seriously the clothes I wear look at least 20 years old even though I'm only 17
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I have a mullet.
I listen to death metal.
My shoes have duct tape on them.
These are not secrets.SECRET TIME!
I'm a die-hard fan of the Wheel of Time series, even if the last few books have turned to crap. -
In high school, I used to steal food from the cafeteria, up until I got caught.
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@Senshi:
In high school, I used to steal food from the cafeteria, up until I got caught.
Awesome.
How'd you manage to do it?
Oh uh, a secret? hmm, well, here's something. In elementary school, there was this kinda dumb kid, really annoying, thought he was awesome, we were kinda friends but he was a jerk. So I took one of my friend's papers(stuffed in a desk since I ended up sitting where he kept it) and wrote "U SUCK" -signed [name of dumb kid] and it looked like his(very bad, worse than mine) handwriting. He ended up not being allowed to play video games for awhile, got in huge trouble. To this day, the kid still thinks the dumb kid didn't do it, but whenever my other "friend"(there when I did it) tells him, he doesn't believe it was me.
I'd gladly tell him now, since we're not on good terms anymore. But I still think it's hilarious he doesn't know.
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@Senshi:
In high school, I used to steal food from the cafeteria, up until I got caught.
Was doing it until one of my friend got caught and suspended for 3 days, so I stopped cause it ain't worth it.
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Man, everyone is saying this much and I only say minor ones… Alright... Truth is, there was this girl I liked... Well, it was a lot more then like, but I'm not the person to say it or type it easily... Anyway... One time I had a sexual dream... Thing is, it wasn't the girl I liked... It was her friend... Yeah, it was really hard to go to school with that in my head...
I think my sexual dream might have been worse. One night I was having a normal dream till the middle when one of my best friends transformed into an antrho-horse and raped me. Yep, it was hard talking to him for the next couple of days, especially since he's my neighbor and we usually hang out every day. The thing though is…
! >! >! I liked it
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Didn't read the whole thread, but there's some interesting stuff here.
As for me…let's see, when I was 7-8 I had a period (2-3 weeks, I think? anyway, not very long) during which I pissed in my house's only garage, particularly at night. You'd think it wasn't much, but it would spread all over the floor and be VERY noticeable....and the smell. GOD, the smell!
It was funny seeing my parents/grandparents argue about that ("Was it the cat? No, it can't piss that much!") but shortly after I stopped, I was afraid I'd be found out.
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Awesome.
How'd you manage to do it?
I hid stuff in my jacket when no one was looking. It's a funny story that got me caught. I tried to tuck a bowl of spaghetti in my jacket, but it looked really obvious.
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About 3 years ago, I had a really sharp and jagged thumb nail that I cut my arm with. I did that for about a month to distract myself from really bad tummy aches I used to get. The scars stayed for a really long time, but they were so rough that I could convince others that I fell on gravels.
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About 3 years ago, I had a really sharp and jagged thumb nail that I cut my arm with. I did that for about a month to distract myself from really bad tummy aches I used to get. The scars stayed for a really long time, but they were so rough that I could convince others that I fell on gravels.
Lucky you. Me, I'm stuck with sharp finger nails for my entire life. I've scratched my relatives and friends so many times by accident that I'm thinking to buy gloves.
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Secrets huh?
….Not sure if you'll believe me but I used to have some slightly prophetic dreams about bits and pieces of video games/comics/cartoons that I have yet to watch or even hear of. Unfortunately, I either lost that privilage or I just don't remember any of them anymore. I still get the same deja vu feeling from time to time though.
......These aren't like Joseph dreams or anything, just a few seconds worth of stuff over a 7 month period about.
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Anothet secret, and this one has nothing to do with pubic hairs: I like to sing. I'm a terrible, terrible singer and not many has heard me singing but whenever I can do it without torturing anybody's ears I will sing with all I got.
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I've set a total of three toasters on fire. Have absolutely no idea how I did it either.
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I used to have a massive unibrow before I waxed it.
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Anothet secret, and this one has nothing to do with pubic hairs: I like to sing. I'm a terrible, terrible singer and not many has heard me singing but whenever I can do it without torturing anybody's ears I will sing with all I got.
that makes two of us. singing is so fun. I always lip sing to my pm3 player while i bike to work.
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When people are in trouble or need help…
I do what the guys in Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan do best...
Cheer my ass off to them. D:
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that makes two of us. singing is so fun. I always lip sing to my pm3 player while i bike to work.
Oh me too, I turn the radio up in my car just so I can't hear myself sing!
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i like to hear myself, I jsut don't wanna torture others/ embarrace myself.
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Yup, I'm the same way…. I'm not a great singer, but its strange, I can sing Japanese songs better than English XD Oh and I can sing in Spanish decently~ I was never in choir or anything, so I'm not very good haha, but sometimes I just gotta sing!
I do turn up the music though, I don't like hearing myself >_<
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I"m an extraordinarily bad singer. And when I say extraordinarily, I mean it. I make Rosan Barr singing the American national anthem sound heavenly.