I won't eat anything that still has a face (like those chocolate bunnies).
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One time, I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit back with my mind completely blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week, the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello! My name is Bingo! I like to climb on things! Can I have a banana? Eek, eek!" I got an F. When I told my mom about it, she said, "I told you, never trust a monkey!"
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Apparently the real Usopp has joined the forum.
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I don't really have many real secrets, but I have a few silly ones…
Well, I used to watch winnie the pooh when I was 13, and still like the show though I don't watch it anymore.
Also I cried from One Piece, Choppers past. I'm not the kind of person who'd admit to something like that, so it's a secret.
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I have the worst secret of all…
I am NOT a millionare.
Joe Millionare reference FTW.
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My big secret is that I'm very shy around women.. Yeah I have women friends, I'm just shy around them, and blush a lot. I mean I always a nice guy and stuff. And I'm also scared to ask girls out, because of my shy side and stuff.
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^ Yamcha! ^_^
can't really think of any secrets. I'm an open book :P Um, I hate wearing jeans. they feel so uncomfy, and cold always sticks to them, and makes me cold. (I get cold easily btw)
I have nervous twitches. people ask me all the time if I'm cold because they think I'm shivering.
I have a bit of a crush on one of my roomates. he's such a nice guy, and we have a great time talking. I get along with him so well. It's not going anywhere though. He's not interested. If he was, he'd want to come and talk to me and stuff on his own time. I usually catch him in the kitchen when we sit down to talk.
I also have a thing for my friend's roomate, but he's taken. Also, another friend has a thing for him too XD
I hate my brother since he was terrible to me, growing up. I envy people who have relationships with their siblings, but I do not want to associate myself with someone who treats me like crap.
I don't change my opinion on things very easily. That goes for how I think of people. If you want me to change my mind, you better have a damn good argument behind you. (it's an aquarious trait)
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^ Ah, so thats why you hate me. Your mind can't be changed. XD
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anyone else, please feel free to comment.
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Well, I can't blame you for not changing your mind about Buuhan, since he hasn't given any reason for you to.
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Hey now, I'm a nice guy….cough
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I half heartly want to change my last name to Von Doom
Ever since i started reading one piece i've REALLY wanted to syle/dye my hair like cabaji.
When i was a little kid i wanted to be a dog so i wouldnt have to go to school.
I think the 4kids dub of one piece was good only because it stopped one piece from becoming a horrible horrible hot topic fad. And that my friends is a fate worse than death. Sure i did see a single one piece shirt in hot topic….
I take pleasure is screaming at pedestrians
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actually, that reminds me of last year, when I was trying to grow my hair out cause I wanted to have that cute braided look like Edward From Fullmetal Alchemist. I think it would have looked good on me too. Problem is, I still suck ass at doing hair. (you think this would come naturally for a girl) So I decided, someone like me needs short hair that she can style. snip snip
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actually, that reminds me of last year, when I was trying to grow my hair out cause I wanted to have that cute braided look like Edward From Fullmetal Alchemist. I think it would have looked good on me too. Problem is, I still suck ass at doing hair. (you think this would come naturally for a girl) So I decided, someone like me needs short hair that she can style. snip snip
if you could pull it off more powa to ya. But then again my cabaji would be labeled outlandish and potentially emo….damnit.
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I hate my brother since he was terrible to me, growing up. I envy people who have relationships with their siblings, but I do not want to associate myself with someone who treats me like crap.
I don't change my opinion on things very easily. That goes for how I think of people. If you want me to change my mind, you better have a damn good argument behind you. (it's an aquarious trait)
Reading this has got me feeling guilty. I don't digest my sister's behavior well, and that sort of results in me being somewhat cold to her. There's a big difference in our ages, me being 19 and her being 12. When I say cold I mean that I usually prefer not to deal with her because I find her annoying half the time, mainly because she acts like a cartoon, and talks like one too. Take the most annoying voice actor in a horribly dubbed anime, and that's who she'd choose to mimic. So I can be annoying to her sometimes… today for instance, I torrented the whole Calvin and Hobbes comic in order to have it on my computer, however, we do own every single one of the books. She asked me to put it on her PC, but I said she should just go read it off the books, it's so much better that way. She says she wants to make avatars out of it, but I said I wasn't gonna bother giving it to her, and that's me being annoying/cold to her. Also me and my brothers watch DBZ in my room sometimes, and I don't let her in because I know she'd be making comments on how lame the show can be, and just being loud overall. So I tell her that I sit in my room mostly naked, and it would be awkward for a girl to be there. EVEN IF ITS MY SISTER!
She went on a forum once, and she trolled it so well with her horrible jokes, it was actually quite a beautiful job, unintentionally too... I don't troll much myself, but I do admire some hilarious trolling others manage to do. The admin was raging because, despite how annoying she was, he had nothing to ban her for. Anyway, I think this is my last year with my family, and I better start fixing things up with her. She hasn't changed in years, so I'll have to change in order to stomach it. I guess I'll give her the C&H comic she wanted, and try to be a little less cold tomorrow (it's 3 AM where I'm at). I'll also invite her to watch the less violent episodes of DBZ, like when Gohan goes to high school. Just to be honest though, I'm sorta cold blooded by default...I think my grandma thinks I'm a psychopath.
Anyway, though you didn't intend it captain ussop, you did make me realize something important (to me anyway) and I thank you for it. I do think I lead a happy life, but when I think of my little sister and how things are, I end up feeling kinda depressed. Mainly because despite how annoying my sister can be (proven by how successfully she trolled the forum unintentionall), I feel it's really my fault for being annoyed by her in the first place. The people on that forum weren't her siblings, maybe they had a right to be annoyed, but I am her brother afterall.
PS: This post strikes me as somewhat overly mushy, sorry guys if I sound emo, I'm really not into that sort of thing and I don't do this often! It's only in this situation that I'm so solemn, other than that it's all good. -
well, if she is annoying, jsut tell her. but be nice about it. If I annoyed my brother, which I'm sure I did, with my geeky antics, I'd understand, but he is still my brother. fine if my OP cartoons, or whatever, are stupid but he doesn't have to shout out "I'm a Fing retarded" infront of other people because I like something he doesnt.
I understand how your sister can be annoying though. Just be fair, and give her some time/attention/help, and then tell her you want time for you, and she has to leave you alone for a while.
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She does leave me alone really, it's just how she acts. Also I never insult her in front of people, as I rarely insult her at all. Only when she does something really annoying, but then I do the same with all my siblings. Overall, I feel there is too much distance between me and my sister, and I am realizing more and more that it is my fault. I did have times when I did nice things for her, like give her a videogame, or a good book. That was probably my conscious possessing me. I guess she can't help act goofy all the time, it's how she is. I don't diss her for her interests, and am usually kinda polite. But that's the thing, being polite in a cold way can sort of be worse than being openly hostile (though I wouldn't say I'm hostile towards her). Well, I'll resolve this issue once and for all, and will treat her just like how I treat all my siblings (more or less the same, but without the coldness). Thanks for the advice.
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@Invader:
You believe in that crap?
what a nice way to treat your fellow AP member at christmas. Santa's gonna give you a smelly old potato if your not nice.
(maybe your my brother in disguise)
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what a nice way to treat your fellow AP member at christmas. Santa's gonna give you a smelly old potato if your not nice.
Rearrange the letters in Santa and they spell Satan.
(maybe your my brother in disguise)
Sure, if your brother has boobies.
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I always wanted to be in with the crowd. (like comformity.)
I always wanted to have friends.
I don't like rejection and I hate being alone. (
I used to let people walk all over me (thought they were my friends.)
I hate embaressment.
I always wanted to do something extreme to the students at the school because all they did was make fun of me and beat the crap outta me.
I almost got raped/killed twice (didn't know what the guys intention was.Theres one am really embaressed of:
DON'T read if ya don't wanna get disgusted I guess
[hide]When I was little I would go to my friend's house and like we would go under the bed and take off our shirts and like touched each other n stuff (but not under the waist or anything.) I don't remember much except we prentended to be mortal kombat characters[/hide]
If felt pretty good to let that out.:happy:
waiting to get a bad reaction or something
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aw, lots of kids do wierd stuff like that when they are little. I remember my ex telling me when he was really little, him and a few other little boys had a "boys club" and would rub their penis's together. (sort of like that secret club handshake I guess) It's kind of cute in a way. lol little kids are so naive.
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I believe in Santa still (for some reason)
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@DougyDougyGiro!*:
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waiting to get a bad reaction or something
You're quite normal. I think most kids feel the same way about rejection, embarrassment, etc.. and most kids played wierd games with each other.
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aw, lots of kids do wierd stuff like that when they are little. I remember my ex telling me when he was really little, him and a few other little boys had a "boys club" and would rub their penis's together. (sort of like that secret club handshake I guess) It's kind of cute in a way. lol little kids are so naive.
That's the funniest thing I've heard all night. XD
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@Invader:
That's the funniest thing I've heard all night. XD
You sir should read something awful's weekend web.
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@Hyper:
You sir should read something awful's weekend web.
I'm not a sir. :B
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Nekogal Loves YAOI, and that's the only secret Nekogal wouldn't mind sharing.
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then share more, here's one from me:
I drink a lot of wine, to beer people thats like selling out, gasp!
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then share more, here's one from me:
I drink a lot of wine, to beer people thats like selling out, gasp!
Hmm..I don't care for wine. I like beer ok. But really, just give me Cape Cods all night and I will be so happy.
I didn't have my first drink till my 21st birthday. I was such a good girl in high school.
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I've always found Julia Louis-Dreyfus (aka Elaine Benes) was cute.
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I got another serect, I have a huge crush on Amy Jo Johnson (Kimberly, the Pink Ranger on Power Rangers, and Julie Elmerick on Felicity).
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I got another serect, I have a huge crush on Amy Jo Johnson (Kimberly, the Pink Ranger on Power Rangers, and Julie Elmerick on Felicity).
Have you seen her Playboy pics? XD
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Have you seen her Playboy pics? XD
Not excatly, but I did found some bikni pictures of her. hehe.
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im not circumsice and my dream sex is nico robin and nami…........
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I'm nervous around men. Most of the men I've known have been repulsive, insultive, arrogant, contemptous jackasses, and as such, I've devloped a dislike and anxiety when surrounded by them. I prefer the company of women, as they are more fair-minded.
When I was six, I swallowed a dead frog's eyeball on a dare.
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im not circumsice and my dream sex is nico robin and nami…........
What does circumsice mean?
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it's a jewish ceremony where they snip the tip.
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Circumcision is foreskin removal. Most people these days just do it to their babies for cleanliness puposes. Otherwise you got to teach your kids to clean under the foreskin.
@Pass:
I'm nervous around men. Most of the men I've known have been repulsive, insultive, arrogant, contemptous jackasses, and as such, I've devloped a dislike and anxiety when surrounded by them. I prefer the company of women, as they are more fair-minded.
That's funny, because I've encountered an equal number of repulsive, arrogant, contemptuous women. I've always had a preferecne to hang around guys because I find most women fickle and shallow, and they were always the ones picking on me at school. People are people though, it just depends who you hang around.
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When people treat you poorly, Do what I do Cosmic, bring a gun to school.
(Joking of course)
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I don't really go to school anymore anyway. Those annoying grade school days are long in the past.
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it's a jewish ceremony where they snip the tip.
Circumcision is foreskin removal. Most people these days just do it to their babies for cleanliness puposes. Otherwise you got to teach your kids to clean under the foreskin.
I'd probably get queasy if a knife was any where near my jimmy.
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I like hanging around men more than women too. =I When I'm around girls, I feel really self-consious about how I look. When I'm around guys, I can relax more…. unless it's a really cute guy, then I really can't think of anything to say.
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That's probably because some people fell that they must live up to a set standard when around people of the same sex, like a gender role.
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I'd probably get queasy if a knife was any where near my jimmy.
That's why they do it when you're 8 days old. ^^
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i have a confession
i shot J.R
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That's why they do it when you're 8 days old. ^^
I'm so glad I don't remember that happening.
i have a confession
i shot J.R
Big deal
I shot the sheriff…....
But I did not shoot the deputy. He was too damn slick but I'ma get him tonight.
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. Most people these days just do it to their babies for cleanliness puposes. Otherwise you got to teach your kids to clean under the foreskin.
and i think im the only one whos not circumsice here hehehe….(chin up)