Richie was hungry.
He left his friends, and went to find food.
Richie smelled something delicious.
Richie followed the scent, and found a pwngoat.
This made Richie very happy.
When he opened his mouth to kill the goat in one painless bite, someone picked up the goat.
This made Richie mad.
The man that had picked up the goat was Sengoku.
Sengoku was also mad because Richie wanted to eat his very best friend.
Richie roared. He wanted the goat because he was hungry.
Sengoku raised his fist. He wanted to protect his friend.
(Intro by dirt monkey AL; The "Children" Version)