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[Shinagamithe3rd]

Yes my friends, Metal Gear Solid 4 is being developed as we speak but I think it safe for everyone to say that Part 1 had the only really badass villains. They seemed to get lamer as the series has went on. I trust every one remember's "Son's of Libertys" morbidly obese, bomb loving, rollerblader. Or "Snake Eater's" Heavily clothed man who controlled bees. Don't get me wrong, those games had some good villains but some sucky ones too. Post your ideas for the bosses you hope you don't have to fight in MGS4.

"Annoying Plot Twist Aardvark"
Annoying villain with an asinine backstory. Excels at sucking. Uses the phrase "Turns out were cousins, Snake!" to drive Snake into a boring, 20 minute inner monolouge then procedes to poke him to death with a shiv made from sheer player apathy.

"Screech Owl"
Can amplify his grating high pitched voice to lethal levels causing the Codec to rupture in Snake's inner ear. You must shoot Screech in his voice box before he can attack with awful one liners like "You're not going to bell saved by the bell on this mission, Solid Snake!"

"Post Modern Snake"
Cloned from the blood that Snake left on the battlefield but with the Y Chromosome removed, this female assasin goes by the name of "Post Modern Snake" (PMS for short). Approach PMS with caution, as she will use your every word and action against you.

"The Lawyer"
Slaps Snake with lawsuits on behalf of the families of slain bosses. In fact, if Snake so much as mildly hurts ANYONE, The Lawyer is hot in his trail with talk of settlements and restitution. Moving the case to another location is Snak'es only hope for defeating this shyster.

[Battle Franky]

Errr, I agree in part on Dead Cell. But the Cobra unit freakin' rocked hard, both in character design & boss battles, imo.

[Akira]

Maybe there could be a villain called "Crusher ant" who tries to distract snake by doing insane dance moves and constantly talks in jargon

[Shinagamithe3rd]

True. I just thought that the dude who used the bees was kinda stupid. Other than that they had some good ones. Post an idea BF and join the fun.

[Battle Franky]

Ok, um.. Major Bob. Snake's once trusted superior & long time friend, who briefs & supports Snake on missions. In a shock twist, the 'Major' turns out to be a cyborg spy sent by the Patriots to deceive & control Snakes actions, while on the mission.

Bob's attacks consist of never ending codec sequences, which drives the player (Snake) insane with all his sappy jokes & boring dialogue. :P

(Wait this sounds a little familiar) :)

[Shinagamithe3rd]

"Trouser Snake"
Another Snake clone, this time spliced with the DNA of captured midget soldiers. No clothes are small enough to fit this midget menace so he hides in a XXXL Pair of Pants, hence the code name "Trouser Snake". His techniques include leaving change dropping out of the pockets that way when unsuspecting foes bend down to pick up the spare change, he can eviscrate them with a blade made of pocket lint and spare zippers.

"Deadly Martial Arts Giaraffe"
A yound martial arts master who was born with and incrediblly long neck. A World renowned master of "Neck Fu" which allows him to move his head so fast that his neck acts like a gigantic club, crushing all enemies in his path. The only way to defeat this villain is to distract him by asking him to reach you things from high shelves and then pelting him with a barrage of bullets.

[Cap'n Carter]

Fatman kicked ass compared to the other dead Cells. Especialy Vamp.

Reappears at Inappropriate Times Lynx:
he has a pet Lynx and is very mean and condescending. He fights using a flamethrower and a billyclub, but afrer you beat him he keeps showing up at scenes like when Snake is taking a leak, or when Snake is macking on Meryl.

[Shinagamithe3rd]

"Child Molester Armadillo"
A former FOXHOUND memeber with a chip on his shoulder and nothing to lose, this special agent tried to live a normal life until the media found out about his taste in boys. Uses gravity and physics defying dance moves to defeat his enemies and is a master of digsuise. Best disguise is making himself look like a rich white woman. Other Known Alias: Micheal Jackson.

[Carly]

I dunno about what I don't wanna see, but I know I definitely want to see CRAB BATTLE in there somewhere. :lol:

[Ral]

Originally posted by Shinagamithe3rd@Jun 19 2005, 02:35 PM
"Screech Owl"
Can amplify his grating high pitched voice to lethal levels causing the Codec to rupture in Snake's inner ear. You must shoot Screech in his voice box before he can attack with awful one liners like "You're not going to bell saved by the bell on this mission, Solid Snake!"
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I think that could be a pretty good idea for a boss. I like the sound idea. I'll try to think of some bad villians later.

[fubukii]

pyscho mantis was badass

[Solid]

I loved The End, he was awesome… :D THough he's dead.. Vamp was also cool, but he's in the 4th game right?

[Captain Kuro]

Ok, I don't know if I could come up with a lame villain…but as for favorite villains...

My favorite Metal Gear villain is Marionette Owl from the GBC game. I thought he was cool and also kind of creepy.

[wolfwood]

ah come on you all know revolver ocelot was no.1 B)

[Demoneyes]

"Snake! it will rain blood today!"
"What!?"
"Your blood…will rain..TODAY!!!"
"What!?"
"Gah! I'm gonna kill you snake!"
"Ooooooooooooohhh............"
Ocelots hand cut off
"Ahh!!! I love New York!"
Uses gushing blood to write "I love NY" on the wall

Just a little extract from a MGS spoof there. ;)

[Pandaman]

How come all the villians speak perfect english? why not get some guy who speaks arabic, thus sparking off a 5 minute scene where they try to understand each other ending in Snake only understanding what the Arabic word for tree is. :D

[Shinagamithe3rd]

meheheheheh…

"Incredibly Arabian Dung Beetle"
An assasin who formerly trained with Al Qaida and Saddam Hussein. Is fluent in every language except english. Is able to throw his enemies into a false sense of security by earing his colorful 7-Eleven vest. Snake's only hope for defeating this villain is to distract him by ordering a large Mountain Dew Slurpee and a Hot Dog, then going in for the kill.

[Otaku no M]

They should have Chinaman in this game.

For those who don't know who Chinaman is: he was originally going to be taking Vamp's place at the pool-fight. And run on water and run up walls.
But Hideo didn't have time to put him in the game or something. I heard about him on a DVD that came with the MGS2 I bought. I'd really like to see him.

What they should NOT have is ANOTHER Snake clone.

[Oi Sanji]

Originally posted by Cap'n Carter@Jun 19 2005, 08:34 PM
Fatman kicked ass compared to the other dead Cells. Especialy Vamp.

Frankly, I absolutely hated Dead Cell. And Fatman was pretty annoying, too. Besides Vamp and Fortune, obviously… but when I was having a discussion about Dead Cell with my College Teacher, he made his distaste for Fatman amazingly clear.

I think "He's a fucking prick", was the basis of it.

Most of these suggestions remind me of those Megaman X games, with boss characters like _FLAME STAGGER.

I think the worst villain concept would probably be a villain that used magazines to distract you, and then did something cheap, like shooting you in the back with a stun dart, and saying something annoying like, "My articles, my wonderful articles! … They'll amaze you, until the end..." in subtitles.

Oh, and they also have Stealth Camo. And throw a flashbang grenade after they've knocked you onto the floor for almost a whole minute. When you get up, the process repeats, and you can't avoid the magazine if you walk too close. He's called, "The Pest."

Bastard…_

[Cap'n Carter]

My only problem with Fatman was that he took FOREVER to beat.

[thelousy]

any other interesting MGS parody other then crab battle?in nice looking one of course