Smoker vs. Domino

Inazuma

Wow… the vote gap between Smoker and Domino is bigger than the Garp - Lucci's one. I voted Smoker.

Captain Shmeckie

That's not quite what I meant, the line has double entendres of Paedo-ism imbued within it … whether it was intentional or not ...

IE ... "My silly pants ate all your Ice-Cream - So you'd better get sucking !!"

Shit just got freudian up in here.

Sai-chan

I was bored. pfft. Anyway, vote Smoker~

Darkstorm

@Sai-chan:

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Shouldn't he be arresting himself first for underage smoking? Where is his "justice" now?

Pirate_Beers

Don't do drugs smoke cigarretes as a replacement.

TealBlueShore

@Sai-chan:

I was bored. pfft. Anyway, vote Smoker~

Bored? Not a bad result of boredom I say… well drawn.

@Ivotas:

Lol, reading some of the posts in this thread I get the impression as if Smoker is the Chuck Norris of One Piece. Awesome. Too bad though it won't keep up once he's facing a Strawhat. Though I'd be all for it if it could continue exactly this way.

I'm sensing some Smoker jokes popping up.

"Smoker doesn't read books… he stares them down until they give him the information he needs."
"Smoker can kill two stones with one bird."
"Smoker doesn't wash his clothes... he glares at them until the dirt jumps off."

(Rewritten from various Chuck Norris jokes, read on the internet or some poster...)

@Pirate_Beers:

Don't do drugs smoke cigarretes as a replacement.

Hate to put a wrinkle in your statement, but nicotine's a drug. Sorry.

Sheep

@TealBlueShore:

Hate to put a wrinkle in your statement, but nicotine's a drug. Sorry.

And also a very shitty one. There are so much awesome drugs, why would you pick something lame as tobacco anyway? It tastes like shit and has no interesting effect.
And about the voting. I picked Smoker for obvious reasons. Domino hasn't anything to offer and after Impel Down we're probably never going to see her again.

Pirate_Beers

Oh i see i'm being lectured by smart alecs heres the missing parts "Don
't do drugs smoke cigarrets as a replacement habit"

threedayslater

@TealBlueShore:

I'm sensing some Smoker jokes popping up.

"Smoker's tears could cure whatever it was that killed Gold Roger…to bad he never cries."
"Smoker doesn't get wet, the water gets Smokered...and the Smoker drowns, cause of the devil fruit thing..." this one might need some work...

Don Quichotte De Flamingo

@Ivotas:

You know, perhaps we should make this whole thing more interesting and only count the votes of those members with colored names for Smoker.

my name is also coloured…blue so it would bring domino at least a little chance...nahh but even than she wouldn`t win..
but whatever i will comfort her when this massacre is done

Capt Haggis

I know I should vote smoker, but I had weak moment.

Daz

I voted for the Moku Moku man, cause I don't want to be told to "eat shit. This is true justice!"

meOme

This poll is a massacre :D
Go smokey!

Ao Kiji

Shouldn't he be arresting himself first for underage smoking? Where is his "justice" now?

XDDDDD

nicely done, sir. Nicely done.

DAMN! this is brutal.

Xalvar

I vote for smoker without any doubt XD

Ivotas

Should I make this match more interesting and switch the rules to "if Smoker doesn't get at least 300 votes he's out"? :P

Nah, but still I'd find it uber awesome if Smoker could manage to get that many votes.^^

Jadosra

Some Smoker jokes:

"Smoker doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Smoker kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his silly pants."

"Contrary to popular belief, Smoker doesn't drown, he just waits for the water to run away"

"If Whitebeard and Smoker ever faced in a Wrestling Match, Whitebeard would have lost in 3 Seconds due to chainsmoking"

"Smoker doesn't breath, he smokes"

TealBlueShore

@Pirate_Beers:

Oh i see i'm being lectured by smart alecs heres the missing parts "Don
't do drugs smoke cigarrets as a replacement habit"

._. Didn't mean to offend anyone, but I didn't realize it was a joke… and unfortunately, I still don't get it.

Jadosra

Last one..

"Smoker is the only man who uses 2 Devil Fruits at once: Moku Moku No Mi and Roundhouse Roundhouse No Mi"

"When Smoker ate his first Devil Fruit, the Demon entered his body.
3 Seconds later, he was smoked out and never came back."

"Smoker started his career as a Chore Boy for the Marine's…
There were no survivors"

Ocil

I knew this would be a thrashing, but I had no idea it would be this bad.

TealBlueShore

@Jadosra:

"Contrary to popular belief, Smoker doesn't drown, he just waits for the water to run away"

XDDD Unfortunately, the water didn't run away at Rain Dinners. (I was going to add a joke here on how this one "doesn't hold water" but then, meh…)

shen_ron

waiting for first interesting match, which IMO will be tomorrow - Coby vs. Apoo

Ivotas

@shen_ron:

waiting for first interesting match, which IMO will be tomorrow - Coby vs. Apoo

Actually Wapol vs. Jabura was quite interesting. It was only towards the end that the victory was clear but for the most time it was totally close and very entertaining.

Well at some point this match is also entertaining because people really get into Smokers chucknorrisness.

Jadosra

2 Last jokes:

"Smoker said he would kill Monkey D Luffy, Monkey D Luffy told him that could not happen, as Monkey D Luffy was the main character.
5 Seconds later, a new Main Character was born."

"When it comes to Smoker, Oda doesn't drawn him… Smoker draws himself"

Sai-chan

@Darkstorm:

Shouldn't he be arresting himself first for underage smoking? Where is his "justice" now?

pfft, I was too lazy to draw him normal. toche, though~

@TealBlueShore:

Bored? Not a bad result of boredom I say… well drawn.

Thanks. :D Well, I wasn't going to color it at first, but then I went 'what the hell' and just finished it. And then I went, 'hey, this could be good for the poll thing,' so I added the text. and yeah.

… I kinda feel sorry for Domino. It's like a killing frenzy. xD And Smoker's Chuck Noris-ness is totally awesome.

Geo D. Pierce

@Jadosra:

2 Last jokes:

"Smoker said he would kill Monkey D Luffy, Monkey D Luffy told him that could not happen, as Monkey D Luffy was the main character.
5 Seconds later, a new Main Character was born."

"When it comes to Smoker, Oda doesn't drawn him… Smoker draws himself"

I recognize this post as a failure

threedayslater

More Chu-I mean, Smoker jokes:

"When Moria goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Smoker. Actually this applies to everyone."

"Smoker doesn't sleep, he waits."

"Smoker is the reason Pandaman is hiding."

"The real reason the World Government doesn't want anyone to decipher poneglyphs is because they're actual instructions on how to make another Smoker. The world can only handle so much awesome."

Ubiq

@Ivotas:

You know, perhaps we should make this whole thing more interesting and only count the votes of those members with colored names for Smoker.

She'd still only be up by six votes.

Scraps

Smoker does not fall for peer pressure, smoker is peer pressure.

Meh, Chuck Norris parodies are hard to make.

TealBlueShore

@threedayslater:

"Smoker is the reason Pandaman is hiding."

XDDDD Dude, you sooo win something for that post.

Captain Shmeckie

Jadosra has created the OP variation of Chuck Norris jokes…. And I am all for it...

"Smoker doesn't need Ambition/Haki; he glares at people, and they faint the old fashioned way."

"Smoker's attack isn't named after the band Whitesnake, they named their band after him. Not his attack, but a certain part of his anatomy."

"The Poneglyphs aren't scattered to hide any information; the people that had them in ancient times heard Smoker was coming, and took off running in all directions."

"Smoker IS the One Piece."

"Jim Carrey's famous catchphrase from The Mask was inspired by Smoker."

"The Sea Train doesn't run on steam. Smoker spits in the engine, which makes it go. One time, he spit a massive loogie in there, and the train went blasting off its tracks like a rocket, crashed into Raftel in a matter of hours, and exploded into a cloud that quickly took the form of Smoker giving the middle finger."

Bounty1Berry

Smoker is stuck at the rank of Commodore because the last four people who tried to pin another bar on him died of suffocation and fear.

Smoker is not named after his habit; kids started aping him as a role-model and developed the 10-trillion-beli per year tobacco industry.

Marguerite

No Idea what Domino can do, though I love her to death! Smoker by default!

Mister Yakuza

Domino can't do a shit, smoker take this one without using two cigars.

Geo D. Pierce

@threedayslater:

"When Moria goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Smoker. Actually this applies to everyone."

"Smoker doesn't sleep, he waits."

"Smoker is the reason Pandaman is hiding."

"The real reason the World Government doesn't want anyone to decipher poneglyphs is because they're actual instructions on how to make another Smoker. The world can only handle so much awesome."

This post is full of win.

threedayslater

"Know what the D stands for in Monkey D. Luffy? Smoker."

Ao Kiji

Threedayslater in a few post has been funnier than Buuhan and Deltron have ever been.
-I tip my invisible hat to you, sir-
ROFL "Smoker doesn't sleep, he waits."

Sai-chan

"Smoker doesn't lift a finger to eat. He just glares at the food until it jumps into his mouth."

pfft, my pitifull fail brimed atempt. These are hard to make.

threedayslater

@Ao:

Threedayslater in a few post has been funnier than Buuhan and Deltron have ever been.
-I tip my invisible hat to you, sir-
ROFL "Smoker doesn't sleep, he waits."

I assume this is a good thing. Go me!
Oh and,

"Did you know that the original Buster Call was just sending Smoker to the intended island? The World Government decided that the faceless battleships destroying everything in their path would be more humane."

Ao Kiji

^Oh my god. Smoker is jumping way up my favorite character list from your one-liners alone, dude! OMFGXDDDD

Why this person doesn't post more is a mystery to us all.

kyaserine

I was wondering who Domino was when I saw the thread's title. Oh well…Smoker for me...:P

Buuhan1

Smoker of course. He's awesome, I nominated him, and he's awesome. To think, Domino got 30+ votes.

Buccaneer

BRAVO, Domino.

What is it with all these first round rapings

Buuhan1

@Ao:

Threedayslater in a few post has been funnier than Buuhan and Deltron have ever been.
-I tip my invisible hat to you, sir-
ROFL "Smoker doesn't sleep, he waits."

When have I ever tried to be funny?

… oh, right.

Smoker. [/ontopic]

Ubiq

@Buccaneer:

BRAVO, Domino.

What is it with all these first round rapings

Wheat from the chaff, my friend, wheat from the chaff. Same thing that happens in the first round of every tournament ever.

The only real surprise in the tournament so far is that Rob Lucci didn't fare all that much better than one-note characters like Jambarl and Domino. Had we done this two years ago, I think Rob makes to the second round or so simply by sheer dint of character design.

Ao Kiji

When have I ever tried to be funny?

… oh, right.

Smoker. [/ontopic]

There was that one time…and it still echoes in my memory.
But you're right, maybe not the fairest attack post.

Buccaneer

@Ubiq:

Wheat from the chaff, my friend, wheat from the chaff. Same thing that happens in the first round of every tournament ever.

The only real surprise in the tournament so far is that Rob Lucci didn't fare all that much better than one-note characters like Jambarl and Domino. Had we done this two years ago, I think Rob makes to the second round or so simply by sheer dint of character design.

By sheer relevance, maybe. That was an ass kicking I wasn't even close to expecting. I'm not expecting any "Sanji vs Franky" type deals in the first round, but man.

Captain Shmeckie

@Ao:

^Oh my god. Smoker is jumping way up my favorite character list from your one-liners alone, dude! OMFGXDDDD

Why this person doesn't post more is a mystery to us all.

I hate to ruin Christmas, but he's just taking Chuck Norris facts, and changing the names. Also, Santa's not real, the Tooth Fairy is your mother, and Superfly is bald.

Ubiq

What happened afterwards is unclear.

Accounts as to what happened exactly vary, though the general consensus was that everyone in the general vicinity made the unfortunate mistake of looking directly at Smoker and went blind from seeing so much concentrated awesome.

One thing was certain: Smoker was gone and Jambarl with him.

Victory for the Commodore!